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Magic Bag - Broncos versus the Raiders

By Horvil Tiki | November 21, 2008 6:56 am

Wisdom Master Shanhan versus Tommy the Cable Guy

Wisdom Master Shanhan versus Tommy the Cable Guy

A long time ago, far far aways… Ok guy I make this up, is was only cuople month ago. The EVIL empror Al davies look ofver field. He sit high on top the Oaklad stadiat in throned room guy. All kind of crazy evil. He sit so defeat. Wisdom master offence power Shanhan roll in to the Oaklad stadiat with giant of the denver Ryand Clady balled over evry body guy. The cutsper pict the oaklad rader apart guy. He say I makey all the throws, I throw all day like this. The al davies evil empror he look see, he look from tired chair. He sit so distruat, he seeth, he can make no noised he seeth so bad. He not even angry guy, he just stared cannot beleef the power of Shanhan he protogee from long ago that he fire send to die in wastes.

This guy fire the shanhan guy

This guy fire the shanhan guy

The al davies, he hunk over, he hunk over in chair he cry he say to all he evil underling guy, what can do? What can do aganst the Shanhan?

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Bronco Notibles 11/20

By Horvil Tiki | November 20, 2008 7:00 pm

Hey guy the news come at you like wild turky in fall. You creept up slow in wood, forest leaf crunch it hears but howl chuck rock at you all kind of crazy. I finded many turky once in crazy grove they leaved has have keg of sprite cola and barry maniloe on radio guy.

The denvered Post say the offence line is SOLID guy. They is rite. Giant clady.

The Post say the Rader is weak. I agree this too but cannot over look the rader guy, can’t do it. Look at crappy chef how they come play the Bronco even when team is crap in pant horribel.

The Nate Jakkson is on injure reserved for ham string. They is sine the Chad Mustard guy. How can do this so many time? Is this illeegal? Shanhan beter not get in trouble for this.

The Rock mountain news say Jay Custper Makey the 4th Qarter come backs. He does this all day now guy.

The Spence Larsend cannot beleef evry body go crazy for the Spence Larsed now guy. He does not beleef this.

The dnver Bronco dot com is have transcrift of Shanhan transcriff of Cutsler intervues. Shanhan say you is better play accordianly to Rader team is dangerous. He expect the Bronco to play accordanly. DOn’t disgrace you shanhan guy, he expectives this.

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Game Analyzer - Broncos 24 Falcons 20

By Horvil Tiki | November 16, 2008 3:58 pm

Payted the HAMMER hillis reuter pictured

Payted the HAMMER hillis reuter pictured

IF YOU WANT BODY AND YOUS THINK SEXY COME ON BABY LET IT KNOW

IF YOU WANT BODY AND YOUS THINK IT SEXY COME ON SUGER LET IT KNOWS?

Sorry guy. I is makey the song. Dirty bird you is corny guy. I knew they is corny. You heared it here first guy. So boaring guy, total boaring. Go home you is all kind of boaring falcon.

THE RYAD CLADY GET HE HAND ON YOU GUY YOU IS ALL DONE. YOU IS NO FACTOR GUY. NONE. HE GET BEATER CLUB FIST ON YOU YOU IS HEAVY CART WITH ONE WHEEL GUY. MIGHT AS WELL GO HONE.

It was close guy. Stupid miss field goal. Crazy play call. Settel for three at goal line. But the offence is roll. Payted the HAMMER hillies guy, he is weapon of the denver. He is our moose johnton guy. He run, he smash, he catched.

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Halfedtime Analyzer- Bronco Falcond

By Horvil Tiki | November 16, 2008 2:24 pm

Hey guy. What give shanhan? Why you call all kind of crazy play, crazy play makey Jay Cutsper the blocker come on guy you gonna get the custper rolled like this. Horrib call makey reverse kind play twice. Horrib terrib call gives ball to bell on short yards? What give? You is have payten HAMMER hillies guy, he runs with low shoulder. I beleef the bates he call the plays guy, the jermy bate. Come on jermy enough the cute compicate stuff. I blame foul winds! foul winds!

Come on, throw ball. Down field. lets go. The defence not too badly guy. Not too badly. They is unleashed the spence larsend guy. The mike Smift he take and slick tuft so no one see I sees it guy, I see you cockateel tuft.

Must get offence rolling guy. It there for you all kind of posess but three and out. Three and out is terrib horrib disgrace come on move the chane yous can get this game. Is big win. I want see offence second haff guy. Offence high powred. Littel genral is OFFENCE MASTER. Come on.

Is only 13 to 7 bronco, come on lets go. Do this guy.

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Magic Bag - Broncos verse the Falcon

By Horvil Tiki | November 14, 2008 5:32 pm

Opfence Master shanhan verse you is all kind of corny Cockateel man

Opfence Master shanhan verse you is all kind of corny Cockateel man

Dirty bird guy, dirty bird it so old and corny. I is have enough of the dirty birds guy, super corny. Guy is coach he super corny cockateel mike smift. Albino cockateel land on head look all crazy tufted.

unleashed the spence larsend on defence

unleashed the spence larsend on defence

Evrybody say oh no you cant is not stop the mickael turner guy, you is not stop the falcon. I not care who run back is, who quart back is, I not care see guy makey a 200 yard run guy, 200 yard run make evry body say oh snap. I want see DEFENCE play WITH HART WITH DETERMINAT WITH DEVASTAT HIT. UNLEASH THE SPENCE LARSED GUY. I want see the turner get hitted so hard he say I unbeleef, I total unbeleef the bronco hitteds they is come all day, they is hurt pain me, I cannot beleef they pay me only this to get destruct like this.

The falcon can scores all kind of pont guy, but Bronco score even more. Look up at image guy, look at littel genral, look at determinat on face he is all kind of not mess around now guy.

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Jay Custper Player of Week Cheerleader News

By Horvil Tiki | November 12, 2008 8:34 am

The Jay Custper pict 11 steal of draft throw for 447 hooge bomb to royal pull out win makey all the throws guy all of them is name the incredibus AFC Player of Week guy. The custper stop drink the crazy coloredful energy drink now, not all hifed up on drink and tell evry body what time it is.

All the pritty ladies guy, all of them. getty image

All the pritty ladies guy, all of them. getty image

The pritty lady oh so pritty lady with the littel waist Bronco Cheerleads is helped the Habtat for Huimanty. I reminisc this guy. Long time ago I get have to do communal service for bang house with rock. I bang house with rock laugh and laugh with frends as bang house listen to sound it make it was is the aluminate siding it sound carry through hole town I total unbeleef the sound of bang house with rock all frends laugh and laugh roll on ground laugh. After three day of this frend and me we get caught for dent side of house breaked window cause other frend was stupid idot try to save him self he destructed us guy and we gets caught we do the communaty service for habtabt for huemanity we sand side of walls of habtat house with sand paper all day guy, we does this all day for many day. They is had good cater lunch guy for carpenter people they share with us we all kind of dusty.

Is lesson to little kid dont bang house with rock get caught you is have hard life. It was mean street of life but I survive guy, I come out of mean street no more bang house with rock roll on ground laugh. lady say old lady up stair heared noises for three day guy.

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Recipe of Littel Genral Tso Chikken

By Horvil Tiki | November 12, 2008 7:09 am

Hey guy, long time ago I is begin feast on the Genral tso chikkens. I asked chinese lady who work she say it genral choo I say you is all kind of crazy lady. All freinds feast on the genral tso in the highest school from there we ever feast now. Hole family feast on the genral tso at buffay. The genral tso when I lives in the Conneticut was all over place guy every chinese place has have the tso.

Some place Tso it stink bad guy. They put all kind of crazy gnurls, gnurls of fatty chikken guy it like the kfc popped corn chikken it so rude guy. It like fatty gnurl fall off chikken they say here guy eateds this crap fall of fryer no meat. They is usual to use the thigh meat I not like it guy, it all kind of fatty gnurl. I take yous fatty gnurl and throw on ground guy, you is dishonor with the fatty gnurl chikken it horrib terrib. I is have not has any good tso in the Virgina restraunt yet guy, it is the gnurled or it have crazy catchup sauce it all kind of messed up.

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Broncos Notes 11/11 Bell Returns

By Panff | November 11, 2008 3:06 pm

After losing Ryan Torain, Andre Hall, Michael Pittman and since Selvin Young is banged up, running back Tatum Bell returns to the Broncos. Traded to the Lions by Denver as part of the Dre Bly trade, Bell was released by Detroit in early September. As a Bronco, Bell had great break-away open field speed but seemed to have trouble breaking tackles and fumbled in a few key situations. Denver also picks up free-agent running back Alex Haynes. Haynes is 5′ 10″ 230 lbs and played his first season in Carolina last year where he saw only a few actual carries. He was waived by Baltimore in August.

The Colorado Springs Gazette reports Champ Bailey will test his groin injury today to get a feel for whether he can play against Atlanta this Sunday.

RMN has a write-up on kickers Jason Elam and Matt Prater and the transition from the Elam era in Denver.

Our own Horvil Tiki has some encouraging words for the Broncos backup linebackers in the comments section of Lindsay H. Jones latest article. (Denver Post)

The Mile High Report links to voting for Eddie Royal (Pepsi Rookie of the Week) and Jay Cutler (Fedex Player of the Week)

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Game Analyzyer - Bronco vs Browns

By Horvil Tiki | November 11, 2008 8:48 am

What can Brown do for me guy? Browns can go back to clevelad stadiat wipe egged off face of coach guy. The Romo Crennet may see he last days in Brown guy for win of the Jay Custler pict 11 steal of draft. Romo Crennet makey all kind of crazy predictives guy, he garantee the Bronco lose Brown win. He is poorest oracle. He try sell the snake oil, sell win lotto number no body by it, sell lemon car no one buys it now guy.

angry props to the Custper for snatch clutch tuck protect ball makey the albino crab proud

angry props to the Custper for snatch clutch tuck protect ball makey the albino crab proud

447 guy. 447 yard the Jay Custper look in backed field he say guy who is gon run ball? Custper say I then is gon take ball and throw on you all day guy. I is go for 447 yard, I is spreaded the receives hitted the Eddie royalt hooge bomb for 6 guy. Take off down field like no body buiness. Last week should have been hooge bomb for 6 to the marshals but total crappy call. Hooge bomb call back kill us guy. No total crappy call against Brown guy.

The Custper pull out win, at time it look ugly. I is say oh no guy, not another game like this where loosed poorly. The Offence become the high powreful offence, must do this guy, must. It carry the defence to be the incredibal road warrior team in second haff of schediate.

Wesley woodard done shooted yous gap. Getty Image

Wesley woodard done shooted yous gap. Getty Image

I look see, I look, see I sees you number 59. I sees you 51. I sees you punce on enemy player. Shooted the gap like crazy man on fire. Crazy man on fire run straight at enemy player not care what in way he come corrective. The bronco second line backs is play with fire guy. Firey blitz. I know enemy team gon score pont on the Bronco guy, but these guy I see play with firey. The woodard come at you guy shoot you gap takkle for loss in backed field. Enemy line man, hooge line man say guy what is was that? Guy say you corny, you gap just shooted by the wesly woodard guy. He done shooted yous gap takkle for loss. All day he come like this. Announcered say the woodard not even mess around with any crap guy, not even waited for play developed just shooted the gapf. The winborn all kind of crazy guy, not crazy like the Jay Custper hifed up on colorful energy drink last week guy, he all crazy try to be all over field makey every hitted. I want see this FIRE guy come on, I want see enemy player pay for makey touch downs guy, makey them hurted say I not sine up for this crap guy they is Bronco come to hitted us all day guy. I heared rumor of the spence larsed in line back positonal next week guy. Come on guy bring on the larsen megaton smash hitteds makey pay for any gain of yard.

I is throw bombed at you all day cant stop this Romo Crennets. Getty Image

I is throw bombed at you all day cant stop this Romo Crennets. Getty Image

I is give Tiki torched to the Jay Custper. He pull team out for the vicority. I almost gives this to the bandon Stokely guy. Almost. The bandon stokele take and say Brandon marshal dont do this guy you is gon kill the team. I total unbeleef that guy. Makey you sinal, makey you stated after game guy, when you is go to talked with the nfl networked people. Not in game guy. We almost get 15 yards penalted give the Brown chance to makey the dug flutey hale mary pass into end zone. Cant do this guy, cant do it.

The Custper pull out the victoril, leave brown spot where torch enemy team

The Custper pull out the victoril, leave brown spot where torch enemy team

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I is back controlled of site

By Horvil Tiki | November 11, 2008 7:24 am

I is back, thanks most to Panff get back the site from kicked out hacked. Stupid idot pp person, shanhan hater, Jay custper hater he wear  the denver clothe but not even sound like fan of the Denver.  This pp guy get life, I is delete crappy posted, I is let through all posteds he block but delete he crappy posts, I thank reader of the horvil tiki dot com to yell at crappy guy tell what time it is was tell guy to total take off.  I bet he have crap smear in pant, I bet he yell tell mother to shut up in video is no way to talk to lady who still wipe he rear end. You not gon take down the tiki guy, you total mess up site I makey another. even. Is lesson to person web site always makey the back ups guy, always. He destruct poll of shanhan versus match in last man stand I will is have to find this.

I is reminisc of some thing guy. Long time ago, before even the highest school I was junior hight school. The bronco was in soup bowl. I wear Bronco hat, I wear Bronco shirt, I wear Bronco Jakket, I wear bronco sweat pant, I is have bronco book pack. I must look total orange blue clown guy.

The bronco gets total blown out. Crappy joe montanen. I wait, I wait sit in weeds wait to see the Monatanen get sakked so hard guy, the hardest hit ever. Score run up I is not even care guy, I not even care I just want see some body sackt this guy some day. No one. No one could is do this I so dissapont.

I wear all the Denver clothe to school usual. Day after soup bowl people say wonder what I do now? What gon do guy you loosed game so bad?

I is put on denver pant, I is put on denver hat, I is put on Demnver jakket, I is put on Denver backpackt I is put on denver shirt. People yell all kind of crazy thing shake head. I not care guy, I is fan of the Denver.

I do this in the highest school too.

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