Archive for December, 2008

Mike Shanahan Fired

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
Shanahan's Last Stand

Shanahan's Last Stand

I talked to Horvil on the phone and he’s devastated so I’ll chime in on the news. I certainly don’t think Mike Shanahan is a bad coach, but (and I hate to agree somewhat with a certain “PP”) indeed, the team seemed to stop responding to him at times, much like Dan Reeves later in his tenure and Don Shula with the Dolphins. The collapse towards the end of this season was really painful to watch . With all the head coach firings going on, someone is likely going to get a good head coach in Mike Shanahan and I will have somewhat of a secondary rooting interest (unless it’s a division rival). Unfortunately, some other team may now have access to the “magic hoar-farm bag” where Horvil apparently thinks Shanahan scripts the first fifteen plays. It will be so very interesting to see just who ends up as Denver’s new head coach. I would imagine a Broncos team with Jay Cutler at the helm of an up and coming young offense should be an enticing offer to potential head coach candidates. I’m sure I speak for Horvil in saying thanks Mike, for the memories and the wisdoms.

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woe beated juked

Monday, December 29th, 2008

out to sea on bamboo raft float in waves
shark all around
sun bake parch
cant see no land

feel like get hooge box of special football card
it worth two thousands dollar.

Open all of them get one crappy card autograpf igor olshansken
juked
beated
unbeleef the defence
offence corny,,, how many time throw this behind line if scimmage pass guy, it not work, evry body see it but to over over. Final guy says this play behind scimmage pass is so corny, I pict off. I have has enough of corny line of scimmage pass.

defence disaster DISASTER
pick up pieces horrib terrib
some thing gots to be do

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Game analyze Broncos 6 Chargers 24

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Disgrace. coolapse. This what happen guy. This what happen when you hand hungry dog scraps. This what happen when you cant takkle. cant cover. cant pessure. cant cover no body guy. none of them.

IS SOME BODY TIRED IN DEFENCE BACKS? WHO IS TIRED OUT THERE GUY. NO COVERED NONE. NONE.

SOME BODY TAKKLE SOME BODY. DISGRACE GUY WIDE OPEN. TWO GUY EVEN WIDE OPEN.

ONLY HOPE SCORE ALL KIND OF MAD CRAZY PONTS. 24 PONT QUART.

FOUL WINDS
FOUL WINDS

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is WAR!!!!!

Friday, December 26th, 2008
this total goober

this total goober

The matt wilhelm say Jay custper is punk guy. Jay custper is punk and frilly philly rivers is honor man family man, frilly philly never do nothing wrong guy he crap dont stink accord to this guy.

I want shanhan makey new play. It take the RYAN CLADY, pull the clady guy, pull him to this guy. Right to the wilhelm side,. I want see the matty wilhlem get ROLL on natonal tv by the CLADY guy. ROLLED. THE CLADY ROLL YOU, PAN CAKE YOU THEN FALL ON AS GET UP. FALL ON AS GET UP!

I want to see evry body in charger land smell the crap in matt wilhelm pant when the clady come knockin guy. Clady get one hand on this guy and he all done. I heared the matty wilhelmd soft like butter. I heared it guy. Soft like gooey turd in he pant after clady come and ball him up. Pan cake. Oh evry body in stadiat gon smell this.

I heared read this guy is all kind of superstitioned, all kind of superstition. Get in you bed close to window guy, eat you peaches guy, it not matter Giant albino crab guy, he gon come out from the depfs guy. Oh he gon take big hairied dump in you locker night before game. He ooze out of ground, breach security and he gon take dump right in you helmet guy. He do this all day. I heared albino crab he even has corn in he dooky. Corn will fit how corny the matt wilheld is. It probable green.

Tony scheffer come on guy, burn this guy all day. I want to see this guy look corny and old and beaten for so many touched down charger manages will say guy we over pay this guy, look at him out there, he done get pan caked by the clady, then he get burned by the scheffer, this guy is bum.

There was crazy story about the Lord of Ring guy. They makey movie of this years ago. The evil lord saurod makey a one ring. He bend all he will, all he power into this ring for to make all kind of foul evils on the world. It time for Shanhan to makey his one playbook guy. He must bend all he crazy mad foul wisdoms into one play book to makey for win. To makey charger defence looked head in deer light guy. Shanhan scrift the plays from eh MAGIC HOaR-FARM BAG and make all kind of tricked. He bend all he will, evry thing he has. It not time to look corny nopw guy, no room for corny play throw behind line of scimmage you know what I saying guy. Must put it all on line.

frilly philly, last seen on 5th street guy

frilly philly, last seen on 5th street guy

It time for war guy, it gon be war. If you is bronco player and not ready for you war stay back in the denver guy. Not come on plane. Shanhan should will say this guy. He say we go to war. We gon use all powers to destruct the charger. They is foul, I not want to see frilly philly river dance prance around in play off again in he little tutu. I not want to smell the crap in matt wilhelm pant for another week guy either, you know what I saying holmes.

I want shanhan scripf play for Cutler run on goal line, scripf one of they mad crazy play where the custper run in un block and he pont he finger right at this matty wilheld. Spike bawl say guy, you is corny, you stink crap and you play like you 90 year old out here.

If denver defence not get any pessure, if they come corny and not correct. I want hole defence scheme throw out guy. If you is let charger march field on you all day, beter off blitz you hole house guy. It worth it to see the frilly philly do dance on he head guy, I want see the philly rivert pitch fork in air. If it take firey blitz of all 11 guy so be it guy. You know what I saying. If they not makey the charger earn evry thing they get then just throw you hole defence blitz evry down. I beter see firey out there guy for 60 minute. You know what I saying guy? If you not pump up crazy man cage animal defence for 60 minute this week then I has have no hope for you guy. You is all done. Like old man in desert payotee filled shrivel in waste. Like albino bronco giant crab without water or cola. If defence is all kind of flat drag feet then these guy need to go home in off seasonal and draft kid from high school team next year guy, cauz that is crazy foul guy, that not rite at all. Shanhan need player to make for war this week guy.

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Merry Chistmas guy

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
happy holiday time guy

happy holiday time guy

Hey guy. Merry christmas happy holiday you know what I say holmes. It christmas eve guy, santa on he way for all the childrens who are good.

three sectonal staff power

three sectonal staff power

If little kid readed this site wo christmas for then I say to you dont mess with santa guy. He see all kind of thing. He crazy like that guy, Dont try to stay up all night catch santa guy. Santa has all kind of crazy mad kung fu skill. No one talk about this but it true. Hand arm coordinat. He done fly in air like wild ancent monk, he take out he three sectonal staff and whip around all crazy guy. Dont try to leave trap for you santa or rain deer or he will get all kind of foul on you guy. You is all done if you pist off santa so just go to bed not try to destruct him or he get all kind of pist off guy. He say POW with this deadliest weapon guy, he rap you bad with this thing.

foul degenrate toad

foul degenrate toad

This is time for Tiki to makey christmas wish. I sit close eye pray. I pray for foul degenrat toad to breach security of the charger stadiat guy. He cousin do this to the farf, the Brett farfe guy, now it time for he to makey the journey. He slither slide through oil crappy spots in parkig lot. He makey he way through trash into stadiat. He find the philly rivers locker guy, he climbed up stick to side use hand arm coordinat and make he self FLAT and ooze seeped through vent into the rivers locker. Then he flail around all crazy. He makey all kind of fart stink on the river jersy. Then he done blowed up explode all in he locker guy. It all kinf of rancid foul. This I pray.

Hey guy. it work aganst the farfe. You knowed it did. The farfe came out that day jets game you could see he was dour guy, he was dour all game long. I do pray foul degenrate toad uncle to the rivers this week.

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Magic Bag- Oh it gon be SHOOT OUT

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Thats rite guy. It come down to this. The Jay Custper, the Philly river. Shoot out in san deigo guy. Some body beter come correct or you is all done guy, all done.

the custper, the river show down

the custper, the river show down

This for all the marble guy, all of them. Who gon step up, the Norf Turnip? Offence Master Shanhan?

I look into magic bag.

I see the denver moved ball all kind of crazy on the charger. I see charger moved ball all crazy on the denver guy. It gon be shoot out you know what I saying holmes. Shoot out. Like old time movie some body gon get balled up in draw gun acton. Bronco done score 24 pont in one quarter last game guy, need do this. All kind of crazy ponts must score. Settel for three you crap in pant. Settle for three = crap in pant. The offence must be rolling it can will do this you never know guy. They shutted down the LT but the Sprole run speciate team touchdown was corny guy, that was real corny. no let ups.

Bronco give gift to the charger to the philly river by fall down not get up to the bills. They is say hear guy have this it present of another week hope for play off.

Grandfather knew guy. He knew dick Jaorod was the Grand wizard guy, he knowed it. I thought he was corny but he came into shanhan building and wave he hand around all crazy with foul black magics. He makey the shanhan, the custper dizzy with he crazy mad incantrations. the grand wizzard knowed all the foul magic words guy you know what I saying. This why the Bill people done give him contract for many year.

No tiki torch award this week guy. I still taste sour toad farty in mouth from this bill game guy, that was weak. Not strong. You know what I saying guy, that was corny. I could give to Clady, the clady showed up again. I watch him pan cake destruct enemy player with crash force. He always showed up. Custler get all kinf of pict off. Bill defence back say guy, what was that. What was that, that was corny pass I use hand arm coordinat snatched you corny pass steal it. in air.

Only hope, only hope is the Custper roll into san deego with accurat propeller arm fully upgrade. It could be the legend game or hooge megaton fart. What will be.

The selfin young go down in injured, the pj pope injure for season too. We have has hope, shanhan sined the Corey boyd again. Last weeks he say the boyt not ready. Maybe he like jedi darth vader siff, the yoda say guy, he is not ready. But darth vader swung he light saber around all kind of mad crazy and even though he was not mental sound he bust up all kind of fools. He say holmes, I done busted up all kind of you crazy fools I swing around Pow, I say pow with light saber action you know what I saying, and you say I not ready. That was foul, So this what you get. Maybe the boyd do this guy.

out of the mists come the boyt

out of the mists come the boyt

If the Shanhan, the Cutsper can lead to victorious. Oh how sweet. Oh how incredible. To makey the charger fan crap in pant rite on field guy, you know what I saying. To crap in right on they own field the quiet pin dropped stadiat. Evry one leave early beated the traffic and long face. Even nacho, soda guy leaved. Oh the giant albino Bronco crab in off seasonal waters would laugh and laugh. He clutch grip he new marhsal faulk autograpf football guy and laugh and laugh if the Denver winned. He send rain of disease toad over san deigo after shanhan Bronco plane leaved. It gon be on national tv in brite lights guy. Evry body gon see it. The Cutsper go down? Or the Philly rivers guy, this what it all come down to. All the marbles guy, all of them.

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bills 30 broncos 23 woe

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Done get blowed up at home

Is all kind of crappy

Shanhan gon get fire for this crap guy

Great horn toad done rolled around sour farty on invescoe field

Raw foul winds

Are you kiddig guy

Crap in pant

Evry body say oh snap

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Halfed Time analyzer Bronco 13 Bill 10

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Hey guy, what give. What give with setteled for 3. I have has enough of this. This how you out play enemy team and keep they in game you know what I saying holmes. They done keep enemy team in game like this. You cant do this in play off time. Cant do it. Stop get cute on the red zone guy, this drive me crazy. They is always look for the little match up, you know what I saying. Just beat guy, just beat they team straight up enough cute.

The bronco defence play better with the incredible Chanp Baley upgraded. The offence get corny in red zone should be 21 ponts guy.

The offence no more settled for three just ebat strait up guy, makey the stratforward play you know what I saying. They try get all kind of cute and get juke beated.

Albino bronco crab is proud at least nobody fumble,.

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