Archive for August, 2009

Analyzer Preseason games

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Hey guy what go on. This how I seen it.

First I gon say what I think is the good.

Dumervile is on he game in new system. He make orlando pace look corny out there. he make you full backs look corny too Dumervile should wear good knee cap potection cause run backs will try to roll on he from now on.

Our first defence play good all pre season. Guy say cutsper have last laugh but one drive is no thing guy. Big deal he have one good drivbe and we make earn whole thing it was not easy drive. before this he look real corny out there cause we get good pessure.  he throw to tight end all day just cover tight end guy of chicago cause they wide receives not so good. they make big deal out of cutsper one drive guy big deal. what ever guy I dont see big deal of this in pre seasonal.

Our run game is good. It will be better with morenoe. Come on morenoe get heal. Cause like if this guy is real deal. then he gon do so much for us guy he make easy to pass if he real deal morenoe rookie rise to ebay in the mint conditional.

Tom branstated wnet from deer in head light to mountain lion. we gon see more of the brandstated next week so that is cool. he look good tonite even against the bears frist defence. what diffrence a day make guy. This guy is like night and day to last week.

Brian dawkins is the for real player guy. Oh snap this guy is good player even with beater club fist. I watch and if guy get burnt he right there to make you tackle guy./

chris baker is one big giant powreful guy. ryan mcbean is too. I still say they gon make the ryan mcbean sandwich.  the dawkin is too with he crazy arms.

And not so good guy. these thing are the bad habit guy. Reggy River say win or lose game not matter you make you habit in pre eason guy.

Horton is just like ok guy what ever. We not score too many point guy first team. This is bad. Horton need to score point. We not score points guy. I not care how guy play we need to score point and we not do this. you cant win if you not score ponts.

stop use the peyten hammer hillis so much guy it time to rest. Hillis on punt return kick off was corny guy. This guy is like huge weapon value of offence yes. Dont tire out you payten hammer hillis guy. Respect you hammer hillis cause he good player real good.

the penalty was foul. it kill drive many time tonite after we move ball good that was awful guy./ But this first game it happen so much. The clady was all mess up I jhope he just have bad dream last night or some thing,. I hope it not like the sofmore jinx guy that would be foul.

still no pick ball off run back for 6 guy. It like three game now and not do this. DJ willam have chance to do this got to turn around and swivel you head guy cause that was easy pick off.

more that I think guy it gon be knowshion morenoe who is x factor of Bronco this year.  If he real deal then we can do good even with bad schedule. But if no it gon be hard on the Horton guy.

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Bronco and chicago guy hear it come

Sunday, August 30th, 2009
Game #3

Game #3

I can feel the tenser guy. Hear it come correct like tomstone jackson come from defence end position. Megaton halo spinner. Tomstone jackson do halo before halo was even cool guy.Guy say it no big deal but I think it gon be big deal when they get on they field and emotion run like crazy./ The al micheal is like all crazy for this game guy he like what gon happen. and Bowlen is watch cause he think mcdanels is improve of the team. I think they gon blitz gameplan the Cutsper guy, the fire blitz from crazy angle. oh snap. The first game of the dawkin guy I cant wait to see I wish they mike the dawkin cause he will be say all kind of crazy thing I bet. He get he team fire up it gon be mad fool out there guy mad crazy fool hear they come cutsper. You enemy team quart back now. The dawkin say that guy I heared it mad crazy fool they be like.

The fire blitz is cool this year cause in 3 4 the guy who blitz uyou dont know who it is. I see last game they try do 3 man rush and it was real foul like so I think hope they will get rid. get rid of that one guy it corny and foul. So they gon do what work and not get all corny with three man rush I bet cause it give too many times to throw.

I cant wait to see the dawkin take to feild as bronco guy oh snap. I have dream of game and chanp bailey pick off Cutsler and run back and guy run from hole other side of feild to block the cutsper cause now he like guy you can block and he pole axe the cutper in air and like the evryone went crazy guy it was so crazy. Maybe the katydid curse will set in and the cutsper get pick off cause guy we need to pick guy off run other way what happen to this. it change game guy it you game changer. And make for fumble, the dawkin make fumble a lot guy I seen it too many time not to be true,. he cant wait to get on he feild guy he all pentsed up. I bet he gon ball some body up over middle so badly guy who it gon be on wrong end of hit stick.

dawkin make you fumble guy

dawkin make you fumble guy

Brandon marshal is foul guy. Real foul I watch the vid of he punt ball we should punt marshal guy he is foul. We could have he play tonight if he was cool but he all crazy guy. I give up on the marshal guy get rid. Get rid or some thing he not gon be cool for us I not trust he in game he will drop touch down it seem like he is so corny. Even grandmother say he is corny that is real bad when grandmother say this you know it bad cause like she not very much football acuitives even.

I not know what to make for game maybe motsarella stick and cola with lime. My eye gon be glue to set guy what will happen. who will they boo tonghit. It 8 o clock this night on nbc guy dont miss this or you is corny.

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Hey guy elway get marry

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Elway get marry in the Idahoe guy what is up with this. He have home in the idahoe and marry cheerleader. I not gon say who she was cheerlead of cause that is foul. Jake plumber live in the Idahoe too and he marry bronco cheerleader guy. Maybe I go to Idahoe someday and marry fine lady there yes? Why is idahoe so cool I only know potato come from they.

elway in the idahoe

elway in the idahoe

Toad is back and I find where he live. Look at he in there I scared for toad cause he get so big maybe he cant come out soon. Might need to crower bar he out of there guy. I hear about this lady who was so big she stick to couch and like they bust out of side of house and take away on crane. That is pretty foul guy. He like clockwork guy, clock work. He come out when sun go down and stay out all night and leave huge turd evry where.

it toad house

it toad house

Tomorow night the cutsler come to town out snap on national tv. I wonder if we gon game plan against the cutsper guy. Are we gon game plan him. I think we should what ever guy it closer to season now got to come correct. The dawkin is gon play that will be so cool it the begin of the dawkin in denver guy on natonal tv. This what I pay for directional tv for you know what I saying. I hope he mash some body up out there guy even when if he wear beater club fist on hand.

The Dawkin guy hear he come get ready enemy player or you is all done

The Dawkin guy hear he come get ready enemy player or you is all done

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P.P.’s Straight Shootin’

Saturday, August 29th, 2009
The Dark Ninja from the Depths

The Dark Ninja from the Depths

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PUNJIB IS BACK

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

GUY IN HUM VEE CAME EARLY WITH PUNJIB GRANDFATHER SAY HE WAS CRAZY HUNTER GUY WITH ALL THESE DOG IN CAGES AND PUNJIB WAS ONE. I BET PUNJIB WAS SCARED CAUSE THEY ALL WERE BARKING. GRANDFATHER WE THINK PP GUY STOLE PUNJIB THEN GIVE BACK TO GET ON SITE. I CANT POVE THIS YET. BUT PUNJIB WILL WOPULD NOT DO THIS. PUNJIB HAVE NO COLLAR MAYBE I CAN GET BRONCO COLLAR.

PUNJIB IS BACK THE TOAD IS BACK TOO HE LIVE UNDER STAIR WITH OTHER TOAD BUT NOT AS BIG. HE TAKE HUGE CRAP IN HOLE HE MAKE IN DRIVE WAY I WAS GON TAKE PICTURE CAUSE SOME TIME YIOU GO ON FORUM AND THEY SAY PICTURE OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN BUT GRANDFATHER SAY DONT SHAME DISRESPECT TOAD LIKE THAT. I KNOW IT WAS HE WHO CRAP BECAUSE I CATCH IN MIDDLE OF DO THIS. HE HAVE BABIES ALL OVER NOW. MAYBE HE EARN SUCH LARGE CRAP BECAUSE HE MARRIED WITH KID NOW AND GRANDFATHER SAY WHEN THAT HAPPEN YOU LIFE IS OVER SO MAYBE HE EARN THIS RIGHT TO DO THIS. I REMEMBER MARRY WITH CHILDREN SHOW AND THE GUY WAS LIKE REAL HAPPY ABOUT NEW TOILET.

WHAT IS INGLEMARTINS IS THAT LIKE MISSILE TOE OR SOME THING IN CHRISTMAS WHAT IS INGLMARTIN GUY. I SEE WE GET THIS CRAZY GUY THAT PLAY TIGHT END OFFENCE LINE AND FULL BACK FROM NEW EGGLAND THAT IS COOL MAYBE MCDANELS WILL MAKE HE FULL BACK SOME TIME LIKE NEW EGGLAND DOES ON GOAL LINE WITH THE JOE KECKO GUY. I SAY FOR YEARS TO GET THE CLADY TO DO THIS BUT MAYBE HE BETER OFF MASH HE GUY ON LINE. WE COULD TAKE HAMMER HILLIS AND THIS GUY AS FULL BACK LINE UP AND BE LIKE OH SNAP YOU THOUGHT WE WAS GON RUNSO BAD  BUT PAY ACTION PASS FOR 6.

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THAT IS PUNJIB

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

THAT IS PUNJIB GUY/

HOW DO I PUT YOUTUBE ON.

PANFF CAN DO THIS I HOPE. THAT IS PUNJIB. HE LOOK SCARED GUY DONT BE MEAN TO HE. GIVE BACK PUNJIB HOLY SNAP

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foul winds

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

This is foul guy. Punjib still gone. I not know if this pp guy is just mess around probable. Grandfather wonder if he get someone to take punjib. I wish punjib would come back so i can watch the sunday game with clarity. I hope simm heal fast cause if horton stub toe we is all done with brandstated guy. I feel sorry for jarven moss.

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Broncos Notes 8/23 Injury Report

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Details are scant so far, but after last nights Broncos vs Seahawks game there were a few injuries:

Rookie CB Alphonso Smith was seen with an ice pack around his left knee.

QB Chris Simms seems to have sprained his ankle.

DT Marcus Thomas has a shoulder injury and CB Tony Carter was limping on his left leg. Source: Denver Post

The Post also looks at Denver’s new pass rushing scheme and how the players are reacting to it, and Jeff Legwold analyzes last night’s game position by position.

This came in late last night to the site’s email asking to show it, I wasn’t going to post it at first, but I emailed it to Horvil and he said ok.

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