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hey guy what go on

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I so full with turkey. turkey left over I fall down not get up like corny lady on commerciate,. I just lay there and medtate on bronco the bronco 7 and 4 and we gon go to the playoff guy I know it but it corny we did not win the san deigo game cause like they can will be at home and we gon have to be the road warrior guy you know what I saying.

this corny lady probable eat too much turkey

this corny lady probable eat too much turkey

I think foul degenrate toad is done gone away guy. he off bronco shoulder yes. He retire into wastes with mechanic zhu zhu chicken pet he wanted for christmas early. foul degenrate toad pull lever to get they. he pull lever to give bronco bad luck but not any more guy. bronco rut is OVER,. I know it guy. over rut. Mcdanels get all foul and tell guy what time it is guy. he one mad crazy fool on side line yes. He make the cutsper look corny and old. Cutsper tirade of to kicker receives.

foul degenrate toad retire steal cheat mechanic zhu zhu chicken pet

foul degenrate toad retire steal cheat mechanic zhu zhu chicken pet

Last year game in kansas city was foul guy. only bright spot spence larsen pole axer guy into next week like mack truck hit. the megaton hit guy. shanhan say never see hit so big yes. but rest of game was corny. corny and foul. shanhan digraced in the kanss city guy.

the Terrel Davis the Shannon Sharp make the football hall of fames list I hope one of they can make it guy. that would be cool. not enough bronco there yes.  I hope the guy who decide are not corny guy. they usual corny to bronco.

Lot of bronco guy get injure last game the marco thonmas the wesly shoot you gap woodard, tjhe tye lay down you laws, the eddie royals , the knowshion morenoe, where is ryan harries guy too. come on dont be corny and play this week ryan harries we need the great book end of the denver the ryan harries is under rate. he under all the radars guy. all of them.

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BRONCO WIN AGANSY GIANT ANALYZER

Friday, November 27th, 2009
YES WIN

YES WIN

Hey guy what go on. it feel good of Bronco to win again yes. Back to old self I knowed it guy I knowed it. foul winds plage bronco for so long. but WIN is good.

The brandon marshalls shows up. the elvis doomvile show up the dawkin the morenoe the horton the chanp bailey guy. even robert ayer defence technical and the alponso smith come to this thank giving house party yes.

the ryan macbean sandwich at macdonalds now guy. dawkin disgrunt play on thank giving but no matter guy.

oh yes. eli mannig say what was that guy, what was that, that was adre goodman done pick off you corny pass guy  that what happebn. wesly woodard done shoot you gap holmes tackle for lose in BACKFIELD OH YES GUY. chanp bailey BALL GUY UP OH SNAP. the bailey done ball up guy mash tackle near side line crunch. I think he was pist off or some thing guy. the dawkin fly around like mad crazy monk from long time ago.

mad crazy monk from long time ago

mad crazy monk from long time ago

The horton was crisp. one dookie pass but even the payted manning do this some time guy. Horton have touch on ball throw so to where the no enemy guy have chance of get. I seen it holmes I see it happen.

the bronco get turn over yes. the mcdanels go crazy on side line when offence line was corny guy. I thought oh snap when first two drive cause offence was corny again guy and defence do good. it like help you defence guy you know what I saying. mcdanels light fire under hind quart guy.  dominative the time of possesive keep you enemy team defence defunct keep you defence fresh guy yes.

yes win

yes win

mcdanels juice skill out of horton like fresh lime I seen it too many time not to be true guy. come on.

The giant come to denver eat too much turkey leg guy, they was all done. they in slow motion out there guy. the osie umenrea was all foul, it like dont eat so many turkey guy that why you all mess up. he all yell and get in horton face guy. take off guy take off  guy you is all done.

Tiki torch many deserve. Tiki torch brandon marshalls hand eye coordinat one hand grab floater bomb horton to receives no question effart of the marshalls guy.

no queston effart of the marshall guy

no queston effart of the marshall guy

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BRONCO RETURN

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

IT COMING GUY. FEW MINUTE. RETURN OF BRONCO. WIN.

WIN>

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Happy thankgiving guy

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

DONT EAT too many turkey or you is all done. you fall asleep miss bronco game yes. Bronco return to night guy. return of brionco.

this lady all kind of messed up

this lady all kind of messed up

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Maghic bag Bronco verses Giant

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
foul colnel caughlin verse mcdanels guy

foul colnel caughlin verse mcdanels guy

Hey guy I pretend the san diego game not even happen guy. no analyzer no reflective of game. that was foul guy. rotted and so foul. it was just nitemare yes.  It time for giant yes. thanks giving is nitemare or glory of the denver guy what it gon be.

Th horton was hobble and now he healing guy I hope he heal ok. must be crisp pass like turkey fry in oil skin crisp. what give guy what happen to bronco where is the effart of team to win. guy all crazy out there yes. knowshon morenote not listen to leave cola on front porch nite before game guy some body got to tell he to respect giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal waters,

what happen where is ameoba offence guy. what kill the ameobas guy, all of them. FOUL FOUL TOAD. The charger use crazy frog formations guy. IT WAS FOUL DEGENRATE TOAD I KNOW IT GUY CALLING THE ENEMY PLAY FROM FAR AWAY UP TOP OF STADIAM. All of them guy,.I know it was he must be do this.

foul degenrate toad think christmas come early he want mechanic zhu zhu chicken pet

foul degenrate toad think christmas come early he want mechanic zhu zhu chicken pet

FOUL DEGENRATE TOAD PULL LEVER BAD LUCK FOUL WINDS NO CROPS GROW IN THE DENVER. AIR STINK SMOKE FOG BELCH OF TOAD.

I baffle guy. like look into muddy brown water of catfish. cant see any thing. what is wrong with bronco guy. three point only. ONLY THREE PONTS.

The colnel caughlilins guy, he dismantler the patriot when in mcdaniels was in souper bowl guy. he defence dismant the mcdanels amoeba offence guy with crazy sacks from every where. Must have book end to disfunct the crazy pass rush guy. WHER IS RYAN HARRIES GO. We need to potect you Horton from mashing guy. Guy come after horton like craze dog after turkey leg guy. the shawn merryman try this to dismant leg of horton guy I seen it. must proptective the horton yes. they have all kind of crazy pass rush guy. the matias eukanuba. that guy is foul got to block the eukanuba you know what I saying. the osie umenrea and the justin tuck guy.

matias eukanuba

matias eukanuba

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I wish I wasn’t a genius

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Since Tiki’s house is probably dark and silent, and I don’t blame them, and that Panff is off doing whatever, someone needs to chime in. The internet moves at a blistering pace and you got to get with the times. That Huckdort counter hasn’t moved at the time of this posting either.

I am highly disappointed. I could not enjoy the dort as much as I’d like to tonight. For those of you keeping track that one is classified as a “Timely Dort,” thrown in the fourth quarter, the obligatory fourth quarter Jay Huckdort Cutler pick. The very dort that often seals defeat and kills the team.

Talk about killing the team, that fumble by Moreno was just as disastrous as the pick thrown by Simms last week. Just go down, it’s first and goal for crying out loud. Marshall got into him and he deserved it, talk about a killjoy at the worst possible moment.  Moreno is coming along but the fumbles, and the spots where he’s fumbled are unacceptable.

This team can’t buy a win, and they can’t buy luck right now either. Nothing is falling their way, they are making mistakes, turning the ball over and getting their asses handed to them in the second half of games. These last four games have actually been close at halftime, the defense has shown up, well, they show up for a half at least. Then the proverbial turd hits the fan, the offense doesn’t move the ball, the defense wears down. It’s a broken record the last four games.

I put blame on the coach. That’s right, a four game slide, are you kidding me? This team is not motivated to play.

It’s obvious no one is motivating these players. This severe lack of motivation I would fully expect from the spoiled ass end of the Shanahan era, not the club we saw fighting and scraping for wins like gangbusters in the first six games. Where is the motivation? Where is the sense of urgency? Was it the likes of Paige and his cronies in the mainstream media saying the Broncos would be garbage that motivated them early on? I remember Shanahan used to say he didn’t need to motivate his players because they are already playing in the NFL and that is motivation enough. Sorry folks, couldn’t disagree more, a leader is a motivator as well. Or should be.

I was not impressed with McDaniels Monday presser last week. He claimed being  6 and 3 coming into this game, along with the Chargers is “just where we want to be.”

Are you kidding me?

Being up two games on the Chargers coming into yesterday, or at least one is where you wanted to be. Unfortunately the lowly Redskins saw fit to beat us with their miraculous Punter.

You people wonder why I was so pissed at that Redskins game.

Like Tom Jackson said, these Broncos have zero margin for error.

Zero margin for error, and we’ve been rife with error the past four games.

The team needs to execute like they did in the first six games. Those games showed us the Broncos can beat good teams, if, IF… they execute and don’t make mistakes. Especially the offense, I’m sick and tired of the time of possession being largely in the other team’s favor.

The mistakes have killed us, penalties and some people need fires lit under their asses, quite a few actually.

I wish I wasn’t a genius. My prediction of 9 and 7 looks closer than I’d hoped. I hoped to make an apology, but it doesn’t look like it.

I feel McDaniels is failing to motivate this team right now. How else can you spin these flat performances? I question the call to start Simms when Orton was at least able. I question that damn onside kick when the score was 13 to 3, too. 20 to 3 in the fourth quarter maybe you pull that, I’m all for being aggressive, but we didn’t need that buffoonery at that moment and it killed us.

I truly feel I know exactly why Woody Paige wanted Chris Simms to start this year and the last couple games: Chris Simms was our best shot at going 4 and 12 and making Paige look like a genius.

Our number two quarterback probably won’t be with this team next year. I hope we realize Orton is this franchise right now, without him we don’t stand a chance out there. Draft a QB in the third or fourth round next year to develop and take Simms spot, fine.

It’s not over, we have a dingleberry’s chance of still claiming the division, and a turd’s chance of squeaking in as a wild card, but it doesn’t look good. The Broncos will prove to us down this last stretch of games whether they deserve to participate in the playoffs, or not.

Still, this team is heading in the right direction. This team isn’t a train wreck, as hard as it may be to fathom after this stretch, they aren’t the 4 and 12 nonsense Paige predicted. He’ll probably come out and say “see I told you they weren’t all that.” Sorry Paige, your 4 and 12 train wreck didn’t come to pass, and I’d wager your failures and highly insufficient opinions are more numerous than even the Broncos brain farts in the last four games. The games have actually been close at the half, they’ve had chances to come back and they simply haven’t gotten the job done. The future is brighter here than a lot of places, Chicago for one.

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Magic Bag Denver verse San Deigo

Saturday, November 21st, 2009
the return of turnip guy. he think he is not corny

the return of turnip guy. he think he is not corny

Hey guy, what go on. I hear final after so many foul thing happen yes. The Horton mashed up guy. it no look liekhe gon play this is foul guy. so foul and rotted. I hope the simm get he rep guy, tyhe mad rep cause we is all done if not this. we have has to run ball guy. RUN. all day. All day like this. Unleash the hammer hillis guy come on. the morenote. we gon need the morenote he feeling flow of game guy I seen it. Juke move spin stiff arm yes. all the moves guy we need all of them sunday for to opener up pass lane for the sim  guy. Must run. must not put ball on ground guy. must not dishonor giant albino bronco crab guy. leave cola out on porch for giant albino bronco crab tonite guy. must do this. Giant albino bronco crab never fumble guy. not even shotgun blast on shell could make fumble yes. great dishonor to fumble guy. beter to loose 15 yard than fumble enemy team go other way easy.

no one want this. get rid of turnipno one want this. get rid of turnip

Norf turnip is foul rotted vegetate guy. So corny and foul no one want the turnip guy. Throw out. get rid of this. no nutrients value guy. none. this all our house guy. Dawkin say take back you house come on. we need the amaze effart to win guy. I hope the simm come correct cause he gon have to guy no corny pass allow. defence must be stalwart.

We gon need the defence guy. got to shut down run pick off ball. we need to have the royal kick return to guy. we need all this. all of it. call in the nation guard guy cause we need all opf the help yes. I hope the simm is crisp guy that would be so cool if he maintain and not be all crazy. Got to mainatin holmes you know what i saying. Maintain you accurate guy. dont throw all crazy come on.got to maintainitive the game plan yes.

I expect the big game again fro the andra davis guy he mash up charger good last time even. even when block the adnra davis make pay guy he mash into guy so bad every play it must be fun to do job of the andra davis. just run into mash enemy team player so badly guy that what he do. that all he do guy. all day he come like this hear he foot steps guy./ where is the dumvile what happen to he come on guy get philly river. I know the defence will get he again so badly. I just hope the bronco offence can do some thing guy. they will have they chance with our defence. dont be corny and ruiner you defence bronco yes.

I tire of charger guy. tire. they old news guy. old. come on no more charger in play off time. some one new we need new. Charger always go and get juke beated they old news guy. come on dont let the charger take divisonal lead guy that is corny. so corny and foul guy come on bronco at home can will beat the charger guy they did this before. bronco is do for wuin. WIN and charger do for loss guy.  I think we can win guy. defence be the stalwart and run football so crazy like. the morenoe career day yes. career of day for morenoe tomorow I know the morenoe can do this guy. juke spin beated enemy team player in flat. where is screen pass guy to morenoe what happen. what give with this. morenoe in open feild yes.

grandfather ask to predictive game cause it big game. biggest guy. it so foul that horton not there guy. I gon say 23 to 13 guy bronco win. Charger come out to 13 pont lead. evrybody juked deflate. evrybody say oh snap bronco loose this is so foul. then bronco executive game plaan make big runs and hole house go crazy guy. every time.  mad crazy noises stand shake the bronco victorial guy. victorial.

not this corny fool. feet in air ball on ground come on elvis dumvile

not this corny fool. feet in air ball on ground come on elvis dumvile

BRONCO MUST RUN TO GLORY AND DAYLIGHT FOR 6

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Ode to Paige

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Woody Paige’s latest mailbag was brought to my attention.

I give my opinion, which is based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation, unlike some kid in Arizona who is a Broncos fan and writes a blog, without proper grammar or punctuation or understanding, from his mom’s laundry room and think he knows what he’s talking about, and people actually pay attention. – Sage Paige

Woody Paige gives his opinions based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation.

Sound information, thoughtful research and observation led Paige to believe the Broncos would be 11 and 5 last season.

The same brilliant thinkery no doubt led Paige to the prediction of 4 and 12 this season.

The mighty pen of Paige is irrefutable, his awe-inspiring intelligence and Broncos analysis is clearly beyond most of us.

Hell, that’s why he’s a paid sportswriter.

Paige’s amazing tact led us to believe Ryan Clady isn’t all that. Knowshon Moreno should be playing for the Chargers, Mike Nolan was the first mistake of the McDaniels era and when Jay Huckdort Cutler was traded, the franchise would be in peril for years to come. The train wreck that is the McDaniels era Broncos would be 4 and 12 this season. All off season long there were  smears, gloom and doom about how dismal the Broncos are and will be. The latest gem was how Chris Simms should be starting over Kyle Orton.

It was Kyle from Broncotalk.net who recently called out the lies and distortions of Paige, and Paige saw fit to try – and I repeat try – to come back with a personal attack. I find it interesting that Paige seems to think Kyle has poor punctuation and grammar. Paige also refers to himself as a “Joker.” I have a feeling Paige is not only feeling the heat from the Broncotalk article, but this site as well. And if so, that Tiki, and I should wear it as a badge of honor. Kyle points out Paige was only present for a couple of practices during training camp. His lazy journalism exposed.

After all, his decrepit mind was on display for all to see as he penned a plea to try and stop any trade of Jay Huckdort Cutler. Obviously, when Cutler left town the Broncos would never be the same, not for years anyways until they got rid of the new punk kid coach who can’t do anything right. In his supreme arrogance Paige probably figured his awe inspiring logic simply couldn’t be wrong. He could then sit on a stool somewhere, lapping down stale gin and hoagies, whilst boofing and pooting and generally giving off a foul odor. He didn’t need to carefully watch the practices, or even the preseason games I’m sure. His mind was made up.

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