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I wish I wasn’t a genius

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Since Tiki’s house is probably dark and silent, and I don’t blame them, and that Panff is off doing whatever, someone needs to chime in. The internet moves at a blistering pace and you got to get with the times. That Huckdort counter hasn’t moved at the time of this posting either.

I am highly disappointed. I could not enjoy the dort as much as I’d like to tonight. For those of you keeping track that one is classified as a “Timely Dort,” thrown in the fourth quarter, the obligatory fourth quarter Jay Huckdort Cutler pick. The very dort that often seals defeat and kills the team.

Talk about killing the team, that fumble by Moreno was just as disastrous as the pick thrown by Simms last week. Just go down, it’s first and goal for crying out loud. Marshall got into him and he deserved it, talk about a killjoy at the worst possible moment.  Moreno is coming along but the fumbles, and the spots where he’s fumbled are unacceptable.

This team can’t buy a win, and they can’t buy luck right now either. Nothing is falling their way, they are making mistakes, turning the ball over and getting their asses handed to them in the second half of games. These last four games have actually been close at halftime, the defense has shown up, well, they show up for a half at least. Then the proverbial turd hits the fan, the offense doesn’t move the ball, the defense wears down. It’s a broken record the last four games.

I put blame on the coach. That’s right, a four game slide, are you kidding me? This team is not motivated to play.

It’s obvious no one is motivating these players. This severe lack of motivation I would fully expect from the spoiled ass end of the Shanahan era, not the club we saw fighting and scraping for wins like gangbusters in the first six games. Where is the motivation? Where is the sense of urgency? Was it the likes of Paige and his cronies in the mainstream media saying the Broncos would be garbage that motivated them early on? I remember Shanahan used to say he didn’t need to motivate his players because they are already playing in the NFL and that is motivation enough. Sorry folks, couldn’t disagree more, a leader is a motivator as well. Or should be.

I was not impressed with McDaniels Monday presser last week. He claimed being  6 and 3 coming into this game, along with the Chargers is “just where we want to be.”

Are you kidding me?

Being up two games on the Chargers coming into yesterday, or at least one is where you wanted to be. Unfortunately the lowly Redskins saw fit to beat us with their miraculous Punter.

You people wonder why I was so pissed at that Redskins game.

Like Tom Jackson said, these Broncos have zero margin for error.

Zero margin for error, and we’ve been rife with error the past four games.

The team needs to execute like they did in the first six games. Those games showed us the Broncos can beat good teams, if, IF… they execute and don’t make mistakes. Especially the offense, I’m sick and tired of the time of possession being largely in the other team’s favor.

The mistakes have killed us, penalties and some people need fires lit under their asses, quite a few actually.

I wish I wasn’t a genius. My prediction of 9 and 7 looks closer than I’d hoped. I hoped to make an apology, but it doesn’t look like it.

I feel McDaniels is failing to motivate this team right now. How else can you spin these flat performances? I question the call to start Simms when Orton was at least able. I question that damn onside kick when the score was 13 to 3, too. 20 to 3 in the fourth quarter maybe you pull that, I’m all for being aggressive, but we didn’t need that buffoonery at that moment and it killed us.

I truly feel I know exactly why Woody Paige wanted Chris Simms to start this year and the last couple games: Chris Simms was our best shot at going 4 and 12 and making Paige look like a genius.

Our number two quarterback probably won’t be with this team next year. I hope we realize Orton is this franchise right now, without him we don’t stand a chance out there. Draft a QB in the third or fourth round next year to develop and take Simms spot, fine.

It’s not over, we have a dingleberry’s chance of still claiming the division, and a turd’s chance of squeaking in as a wild card, but it doesn’t look good. The Broncos will prove to us down this last stretch of games whether they deserve to participate in the playoffs, or not.

Still, this team is heading in the right direction. This team isn’t a train wreck, as hard as it may be to fathom after this stretch, they aren’t the 4 and 12 nonsense Paige predicted. He’ll probably come out and say “see I told you they weren’t all that.” Sorry Paige, your 4 and 12 train wreck didn’t come to pass, and I’d wager your failures and highly insufficient opinions are more numerous than even the Broncos brain farts in the last four games. The games have actually been close at the half, they’ve had chances to come back and they simply haven’t gotten the job done. The future is brighter here than a lot of places, Chicago for one.

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Magic Bag Denver verse San Deigo

Saturday, November 21st, 2009
the return of turnip guy. he think he is not corny

the return of turnip guy. he think he is not corny

Hey guy, what go on. I hear final after so many foul thing happen yes. The Horton mashed up guy. it no look liekhe gon play this is foul guy. so foul and rotted. I hope the simm get he rep guy, tyhe mad rep cause we is all done if not this. we have has to run ball guy. RUN. all day. All day like this. Unleash the hammer hillis guy come on. the morenote. we gon need the morenote he feeling flow of game guy I seen it. Juke move spin stiff arm yes. all the moves guy we need all of them sunday for to opener up pass lane for the sim  guy. Must run. must not put ball on ground guy. must not dishonor giant albino bronco crab guy. leave cola out on porch for giant albino bronco crab tonite guy. must do this. Giant albino bronco crab never fumble guy. not even shotgun blast on shell could make fumble yes. great dishonor to fumble guy. beter to loose 15 yard than fumble enemy team go other way easy.

no one want this. get rid of turnipno one want this. get rid of turnip

Norf turnip is foul rotted vegetate guy. So corny and foul no one want the turnip guy. Throw out. get rid of this. no nutrients value guy. none. this all our house guy. Dawkin say take back you house come on. we need the amaze effart to win guy. I hope the simm come correct cause he gon have to guy no corny pass allow. defence must be stalwart.

We gon need the defence guy. got to shut down run pick off ball. we need to have the royal kick return to guy. we need all this. all of it. call in the nation guard guy cause we need all opf the help yes. I hope the simm is crisp guy that would be so cool if he maintain and not be all crazy. Got to mainatin holmes you know what i saying. Maintain you accurate guy. dont throw all crazy come on.got to maintainitive the game plan yes.

I expect the big game again fro the andra davis guy he mash up charger good last time even. even when block the adnra davis make pay guy he mash into guy so bad every play it must be fun to do job of the andra davis. just run into mash enemy team player so badly guy that what he do. that all he do guy. all day he come like this hear he foot steps guy./ where is the dumvile what happen to he come on guy get philly river. I know the defence will get he again so badly. I just hope the bronco offence can do some thing guy. they will have they chance with our defence. dont be corny and ruiner you defence bronco yes.

I tire of charger guy. tire. they old news guy. old. come on no more charger in play off time. some one new we need new. Charger always go and get juke beated they old news guy. come on dont let the charger take divisonal lead guy that is corny. so corny and foul guy come on bronco at home can will beat the charger guy they did this before. bronco is do for wuin. WIN and charger do for loss guy.  I think we can win guy. defence be the stalwart and run football so crazy like. the morenoe career day yes. career of day for morenoe tomorow I know the morenoe can do this guy. juke spin beated enemy team player in flat. where is screen pass guy to morenoe what happen. what give with this. morenoe in open feild yes.

grandfather ask to predictive game cause it big game. biggest guy. it so foul that horton not there guy. I gon say 23 to 13 guy bronco win. Charger come out to 13 pont lead. evrybody juked deflate. evrybody say oh snap bronco loose this is so foul. then bronco executive game plaan make big runs and hole house go crazy guy. every time.  mad crazy noises stand shake the bronco victorial guy. victorial.

not this corny fool. feet in air ball on ground come on elvis dumvile

not this corny fool. feet in air ball on ground come on elvis dumvile

BRONCO MUST RUN TO GLORY AND DAYLIGHT FOR 6

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Ode to Paige

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Woody Paige’s latest mailbag was brought to my attention.

I give my opinion, which is based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation, unlike some kid in Arizona who is a Broncos fan and writes a blog, without proper grammar or punctuation or understanding, from his mom’s laundry room and think he knows what he’s talking about, and people actually pay attention. -- Sage Paige

Woody Paige gives his opinions based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation.

Sound information, thoughtful research and observation led Paige to believe the Broncos would be 11 and 5 last season.

The same brilliant thinkery no doubt led Paige to the prediction of 4 and 12 this season.

The mighty pen of Paige is irrefutable, his awe-inspiring intelligence and Broncos analysis is clearly beyond most of us.

Hell, that’s why he’s a paid sportswriter.

Paige’s amazing tact led us to believe Ryan Clady isn’t all that. Knowshon Moreno should be playing for the Chargers, Mike Nolan was the first mistake of the McDaniels era and when Jay Huckdort Cutler was traded, the franchise would be in peril for years to come. The train wreck that is the McDaniels era Broncos would be 4 and 12 this season. All off season long there were  smears, gloom and doom about how dismal the Broncos are and will be. The latest gem was how Chris Simms should be starting over Kyle Orton.

It was Kyle from Broncotalk.net who recently called out the lies and distortions of Paige, and Paige saw fit to try -- and I repeat try -- to come back with a personal attack. I find it interesting that Paige seems to think Kyle has poor punctuation and grammar. Paige also refers to himself as a “Joker.” I have a feeling Paige is not only feeling the heat from the Broncotalk article, but this site as well. And if so, that Tiki, and I should wear it as a badge of honor. Kyle points out Paige was only present for a couple of practices during training camp. His lazy journalism exposed.

After all, his decrepit mind was on display for all to see as he penned a plea to try and stop any trade of Jay Huckdort Cutler. Obviously, when Cutler left town the Broncos would never be the same, not for years anyways until they got rid of the new punk kid coach who can’t do anything right. In his supreme arrogance Paige probably figured his awe inspiring logic simply couldn’t be wrong. He could then sit on a stool somewhere, lapping down stale gin and hoagies, whilst boofing and pooting and generally giving off a foul odor. He didn’t need to carefully watch the practices, or even the preseason games I’m sure. His mind was made up.

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Hey guy Horton ankle torn that is foul

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

hey guy the rotoworl dsay the horton done tore ligament in ankle guy. tore. that why it hurt so badly. he want to play guy still. that is mess up. evry time guy say horton should play we find out it real nasty thing like he finger through bone and now this guy when he even walk on it. maybe the horton is like real tough dude yes. he no look like it that bad but then you done heared it bad guy. I hope the horton play or we is all done. unless the simm is crisp and knowshon morenote go crazy. and eddy royal run back like 3 touch down yes. maybe not teared too badly cause like he walk on it still. no question tough of the horton guy. Kisler do this and that was foul guy no question tough of horton.

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Hey guy the grand wizard get dump

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
the grand wizard no more

the grand wizard no more

Hey guy they buffaloe get rid of the grand wizard guy. he not weald he foul magics any more. they throw into wastes no more monies to feed he family guy. the grand wizard was corny guy but he beat shanhan last year guy and that was foul.

The pro bowl voting is update guy. the bill willamson guy show this. come on piler on bronco vote yes. the dj willam the elvis dumervile the chanp bailey the dawkin the clady all get they respect and more. I gon vote for andra davis too guy cause what ever guy this guy is player. he player guy. he know how to play football yes. mash guy he do like this all day. even when bocked.

I want to give the mad prop guy. the mad prop to the frank schab at the colorado gazete the frank schab cover you bronco informational with blanket cover. he blanket hole side of field like chanp bailey guy. I tell he long time ago to get rss bronco for wisdomer. I hope they do this guy.

I hope the bronco win this week guy it time to save you season. take divisional chanpionship to house. i want good season to finish too so can get madden next year and bronco not rating so corny.

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