Archive for November, 2009

Hey guy Horton ankle torn that is foul

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

hey guy the rotoworl dsay the horton done tore ligament in ankle guy. tore. that why it hurt so badly. he want to play guy still. that is mess up. evry time guy say horton should play we find out it real nasty thing like he finger through bone and now this guy when he even walk on it. maybe the horton is like real tough dude yes. he no look like it that bad but then you done heared it bad guy. I hope the horton play or we is all done. unless the simm is crisp and knowshon morenote go crazy. and eddy royal run back like 3 touch down yes. maybe not teared too badly cause like he walk on it still. no question tough of the horton guy. Kisler do this and that was foul guy no question tough of horton.

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Hey guy the grand wizard get dump

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
the grand wizard no more

the grand wizard no more

Hey guy they buffaloe get rid of the grand wizard guy. he not weald he foul magics any more. they throw into wastes no more monies to feed he family guy. the grand wizard was corny guy but he beat shanhan last year guy and that was foul.

The pro bowl voting is update guy. the bill willamson guy show this. come on piler on bronco vote yes. the dj willam the elvis dumervile the chanp bailey the dawkin the clady all get they respect and more. I gon vote for andra davis too guy cause what ever guy this guy is player. he player guy. he know how to play football yes. mash guy he do like this all day. even when bocked.

I want to give the mad prop guy. the mad prop to the frank schab at the colorado gazete the frank schab cover you bronco informational with blanket cover. he blanket hole side of field like chanp bailey guy. I tell he long time ago to get rss bronco for wisdomer. I hope they do this guy.

I hope the bronco win this week guy it time to save you season. take divisional chanpionship to house. i want good season to finish too so can get madden next year and bronco not rating so corny.

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Game analyzer Washington Bronco foul winds

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
I cant beleef this corny guy win. I unbeleef this

I cant beleef this corny guy win. I unbeleef this

hey guy what go on. I still in morning guy. the bronco loosed. mcdanels bow to zorn guy. to zorn. that was foul. grandfather walk out fourth quart he go for walk he say I know we gon loosed I cant take this he go for walk guy. he not do this since last year when bronco loosed and was foul. mcdanels bow to zorn guy foul winds that is so foul and corny.

simm was corny but he not play for so long the horton play best half ever guy he throw rainbow to marshall for 6 all day. all day like this. then he foot get all mashed up guy and that was foul. protect you horton guy come on.

horton get mashed

horton get mashed

grandfather so angry disgrunt when punter guy throw touchdown that was so corny guy. grandfather many dishonored. he say weak, was weak like this, he say stupid weak peh peh punter make play they see come and still punter make play who will tackle cover this is weak guy he sayed it.

the bronco run ok but corel buckhalted cawff up ball badly guy dishonor bronco albino crab in off seasonal water guy. that no way to honor you giant albino bronco crab guy. buckhalted no put cola on porch night before game I bet the morenoe did this. morenoe juke guy out of sock I hope we see more of the morenoe I think this guy rooky is get feel for flow of game guy. I think he getting the nfl speed yes. he get confortable now guy WATCH OUT GUY MORENOE CARD RISE TO GLORY ON EBAY IN THE MINT CONDITIONAL GUY>

bronco loosed three in row guy that so mess up. what happen. what give. defence look corny even. cant cover guy all sudden cant stop run backs. what give guy. defence line man handelered aganst runs/ that was foul. got to shorn up aganst run guy got to break down pad under pad got to hone it guy. where is intesnity of macbean the ryan macbean sandwich I try to get this at macdonald drive thru and lady say what and I say take off lady you is corny and drive away guy. drive away and laugh they corny for not to have ryan macbean sandwach you know this. I keep ask evry week maybe they will make this final.

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foul winds. disgrunt katydid curse.  grandfather no speak at when eat. hole house silent guy. he do like this when bronco is corny grandmother say pawl over house I not know what this mean.

bronco must win guy aganst the charger where did I see this happen before guy. must beat the charger cant let take the divisional no. copme to bronco house this time guy got to take back you house holmes or you is all done. you know what I saying,. bronco beter come correct better be the mad crazy fool or play off can will be all done guy. GOT TO RECLAIM YOU HOUSE BRONCO.

the corny charger come. they strut with peened feather. they come to try and take division guy. no can happen,. no guy. must put away the charger. must uproot foul norf turnip for good guy. must. bronco is foul dour rut. san deigo flying high like eagle hawk in the denver. I hope we mash they up and silencer the charger the philly river yes.

I think foul degenrate toad behind all of this. he pull some crazy lever to make three looses in row. what give. the frost will come soon guy and he put hand over eye and dig deep into hole under ground to not jinx bronco yes.

foul degenrate toadf

foul degenrate toadf

the amoeba offence get all mess up guy what give. where is the change. no adaptives guy. none. must make you change to game plan. must make you adjustmets no adjustments guy. the amoeba defence no adjust too what happen to secon half adjustatives guy. where did they do go.

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An Apology and Important Site Update

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Effective tonight, Mr. P.P. Dublinski’s posting privileges and admin access are revoked and he  is no longer a part of HorvilTiki.com. I also want to apologize on behalf of HorvilTiki.com for the unnecessary foul language exhibited by Mr. Dublinski in his latest post. Mr. Dublinski has been increasingly difficult to work with over the last few weeks and his threats of litigation in private correspondence when not getting his way have grown tiresome. I suppose we will keep the Huckdort Counter up, though. Thank you.

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Disgusting, and Paige should be Banned

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

I just sent an email to Tiki, I would like to ban the utterance of Paige’s name from this site. The only image of Paige will be with a dunce cap when appropriate.

Paige is a damn jinx, and his idiocy, his fifth rate logic was on display for all to see today. I hope everyone got a good look at Simm’s superior deep ball.

Paige would have you believe a guy who hasn’t played a game this year and hasn’t taken the reps, Paige would have you believe he’s the damn team’s savior.

That a___ Simms had no business throwing that ball first and ten on the 45 yard line, when even a field goal would have helped us at that point, he had no business throwing that damn ball. Threw the damn game away. That was a piece of crap, stinking, steaming piece of crap.

That’s Paige for you. His failed logic on display for all. What was it minus five yards passing in the second half?

Our defense is getting it’s ass handed to it in the second half because of zero, absolutely positively zero offense. Pathetic.

We just lost to a damn disgrace of a 2 and 6 team, 3 and 6 now. Half the fans in that train wreck of a stadium didn’t even bother to show up.

What an absolute joke.

I hope Paige is happy, and I said I may have to apologize for my 9 and 7 record, its looking like I won’t have to the way this stupid offense is playing in the second half.

I only have to say one sentence to some up today’s bs outing: Paige sucks and Jim Zorn looked like a damn genius.

That should tell you everything you need to know. Way to embolden them Chargers, that team was downright defeated and practically crying. Not anymore. What a disgrace.

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Magic baf – Bronco verse the Redskin

Saturday, November 14th, 2009
Bronco verse the Foul Disgrunt Genral Zorn

Bronco verse the Foul Disgrunt Genral Zorn

WHAT GO ON HOLME YES> THE BRONCO IN VIRGINA. IT ONE O CLOCK GAME AND GRANDFATHER NO LIKE THIS BAD OMEN HE SAY THE ONE O CLOCK BRONCO GAME THEY USUAL FOUL BUT LET HOPE NOT.

THE BRONCO VERSE THE REDSKIN GUY. SHANHAN MIGHT BE REDSKIN GUY. I HOPE HE CANT FIND THE MAGIC HOAR-FARM BAG I HOPE HE LEAVE THIS IN DENVER> THEY SO FOUL THE REDSKIN. WHAT IS THIS GUY WHO CAOCH THEY ZORN. WHAT IS ZORN. IS NOT THAT GUY FROM SUPER MAN GENRAL ZORN. HOW CORNY CAN THIS BE.

JIM ZORN = CORNY

JIM ZORN = CORNY

ZORN IS CORNY GUY LOOK AT HE. WHAT IS THIS 1982 HOLME S YOU GIOT TO GET WITH YOU TIMES. YOU IS CORNY GUY. YOU SO CORNY THEY TAKE AWAY YOU OFFENCE YES. OFFENSE CAPEABILTY THEY SAY GUY THING YOU DRAWER UP IS SO FOUL WE NOT GON LET YOU PARTAKE OF OFFENCE GUY> NO PARTAKE OF OFFENCE FOR THAT YOU WILL MAKE.,

THEY NUTER THE OFFENCE OF THE ZORN GUY. NUTER GUY.  BRONCO DEFENCE SHOULD MAN HANDLER THEY GUY> MAN HANDLER.

WHAKE UP BRONCO OFFENCE COME ON.

NO BOW TO GENRAL ZORN.

COME CORRECT> SCORE YOU POINT> DRIVE YOU FIELDS> MOVE YOU CHAIN

MCDANELS SAY DO LIKE THIS GUY

MCDANELS SAY DO LIKE THIS GUY

MOVE YOU CHAIN

MOVE YOU CHAIN

EXECUTIVE YOU GAME PANS

COME ON THIS IS  ZORN

TIME TO WAKE UP BRONCO FOFENCE THE SLEEPER GIANT GUY

DEFENCE SHOW UP BUT NO OFFENCE SHOW UP YES

BE THE CRISP HORTON COME ON

RUN WITH FOOTBALL GRAB CLUTCH BALL NO FUMBLE GUY NONE> MAKEY YOU GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB PROUD.

ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IN OFF SEASONAL WATERS GUY.

BRING IN THE FANKENSTEIN HOCHSTEIN GUY LET SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

IS YOU STALWART HOLMES. I NOT KNOW IF YOU IS STALWART HOLMES BUT WE GON FIND OUT. WE GON FIND OUIT SUNDAY. OH YES. WILL HOCHENSTEIN TOW LOAD TO FEED FAMILY IN WINTER. YOU WANT TO GET PAY HOLMES YOU GOT TO COME CORRECT.

COME CORRECTIVE.

I WANT SEE 5 YARD RUN. WHERE IS EVEN ARE 5 YARD RUN.

WHERE IS EVEN ARE 5 YARD RUN!

I WANT SEE MORE OF THIS YES DO MORE THIS GUY

I WANT SEE MORE OF THIS YES DO MORE THIS GUY

IF BRONCO KNEEL BEFORE GENRAL ZORN HOW CORNY WOULD WILL THIS BE. COME ON OFFENCE SCORE YOU PONTS> NO BOW TO GENRAL ZORN. CORNIEST THING EVER IF DO. WE CANT DO THIS GUY NO> 7 AND 2 AND IN CONTROL OF AFC WEST. IN CORNTROL. COME ON OFFENCE TAKE CONTROLLER OF YOU GAME PLAN. EXECUTIVE YOU GAME PLAN YES> MUST RUN BALL OPENER UP PASS. RUN TO SIDE IF NO MIDDLE RUN GUY. RUN TO SIDE IF NO MIDDLE> WHERE IS ALL ARE SCREEN PLAY GUY> BRONCO SHOULD BE RUN GOOD SCREEN WHERE IS THEY. WHERE IS GREAT WALL OF CLADY DANIES GRAHM BLOCKER FOR SCREEN DOWN YOU FIELD TO DAYLIGHT AND 6 ALL DAY. ALL DAY LIKE THIS>

GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL PREPARE>

ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND

ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND

MENTAL PREPARITIVE.

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Woody Paige: It’s Time to Bench Jay Cutler

Friday, November 13th, 2009
Eh, beeb?

Eh, beeb?

That’s right, Huckdort Jay is killing the team up there in Chicago. Probably three losses due to dorts. Huckdort could’ve been the hero, he could’ve been John Elway in the fourth quarter but instead: he dorted.

The last one was the immaculate dort. Not a receiver around for miles and no chance in hell of being a touchdown to win the game.

According to Woody Paige’s indisputable logic it’s time for the Bears to bench Cutler and start Caleb Hanie. The great Caleb Hanie is waiting in the wings, they don’t pay him and keep him on the roster for nothin.  Surely Huckdort Jay has been a detriment to the team, surely he can’t throw the deep ball with accuracy and surely he’s been killing the team’s chances of winning games.

Paige, who has called for the benching of Kyle Orton after two bad games for the offense and two bad throws.

Up there in Chicago, they’re up to 17 bad throws.

I told a friend of mine four dorts just before the San Francisco game last night, he predicted two. I don’t t know why I went so high, the 49ers ain’t all that, but I just had a feeling.

Huckdort even out dorted my prediction.

You see them analysts after the game? Bending over backwards to point out some of the throws were definitely, absolutely, positively not the fault of Jay Huckdort Cutler? What the hell was that?

You think they’d do the same for Orton? I doubt it, after all, Jay Huckdort Cutler is a Pro Bowler. Let’s not forget that one folks. If Orton threw 17 picks he would be the laughing stock of the league, hell McDaniels would have benched him well before that number of picks. Unacceptable.

Ron Turner's new strategy: "Don't throw to the fat guys."

Ron Turner's new strategy: "Don't throw to the fat guys."

Well not so for Huckdort, Huckdort Jay is a Pro Bowler with a golden arm. Huckdort Jay is the franchise we traded away to the Bears and deserves excuse after excuse for almost single-handedly killing the team.

This year and last.

A million dollar arm with a ten cent head. A ten cent head and a five cent haircut.

Lovie realizes Jay Huckdort Cutler doesn't look quite right at a press conference, Friday, April 3, 2009, in Lake Forest, Ill. AP Photo

Lovie realizes Jay Huckdort Cutler doesn't look quite right at a press conference, Friday, April 3, 2009, in Lake Forest, Ill. AP Photo

I don’t know how Lovie keeps a straight face when they look over some of these picks on the sidelines. You see that first dort? Just throw it away, but he can’t help himself. This is probably why McDaniels knew he had to go and was going to have a hell of a time working with this gooned out pick thrower. He don’t learn.

18 dorts last year and how many fumbles? He don’t protect the ball.

He don’t protect the ball, don’t look right and he ain’t no John Elway.

He is killing the Bears team and it’s time to start Caleb Hanie. Give this Hanie a look and if it’s a disaster just put Huckdort back in at halftime, right Woody Paige?

In Paige’s miserable, babbling, flawed universe we’d bench Orton and create a bona fide quarterback controversy at the midway point of the season with a 6 and 2 record.

If anyone deserves to be benched, it’s Jay Huckdort Cutler for his unbelievable interceptions that are piling up and may even reach an inconceivable but possible thirty dorts.

Paige is so demented, I bet he still thinks Huckdort is our quarterback. I bet Paige has been watching Chicago every week instead of the Broncos, since they got our franchise and has the two teams mixed up. It must be. The 4 and 12 record and calling for the quarterback to be benched are genius if you’re talking about the Chicago Bears.

Someone's crazy uncle, tongue lapping about, gets paid for this nonsense

Someone's crazy uncle, tongue lapping about, gets paid for this nonsense

I read an article from that Kyle over there at BroncoTalk. He knows. He effin’ knows Paige’s sordid game. Kyle thinks Paige may have had that article to bench Orton just waiting to run since the preseason. Just waiting to pounce, and he’s probably right. Paige’s deception and distortion, trying to make himself look like a genius and it always blows up. I’ve come to the conclusion that Paige isn’t serious. He’s not serious.

The problem is Paige has poor tact, he peddles distortions and poor logic left and right, but yet he’s given a pedestal to do so and is considered a “prominent voice in the Denver sports media.” That is a joke, and a disgrace. This guy, who is perennially wrong, this guy represents you and me the fans? What a joke. The rest of the media picks right up on it, “Denver media already calling for the benching of Orton.” What an absolute disgrace.

Paige needs to go, I don’t need to list how many times he’s been plain wrong. He needs to go, he is guilty of conduct detrimental to the team and his columns have spiraled into laughable tabloid nonsense. Especially this year since they didn’t get the coaches, players or quarterback he wanted. Maybe it’s time to cover a new team?

The reason I was pissed at this Pittsburgh game, besides the fact that the town has an odor, poor service, and inadequate everything, is that it tempered the enthusiasm of these dorts a bit. We have our own problems, we can’t run the effin’ football. I’d like to hear the analysts point out that Moreno ran into the referee, that the team can’t run the football and the receivers aren’t doing a good job of getting open. I’d like to hear them comment on our poor offensive line play as of late. They probably won’t, since Orton isn’t a golden armed Pro Bowler that poses for GQ. Buit no, our problems are clear: it’s just that Orton can’t throw downfield. He can’t throw the deep ball. He ain’t no winner.

How’s that deep ball up there in Chicago, eh? The same as it was last year in Denver I suppose. And that’s coming from the supposed master of deep balls with better receivers and a better offensive line. What was it 18 picks last year how many fumbles? Weren’t the Bears surely on the road to the playoffs?

We need to run the damn football and pass protect better. Our offense as a whole has been decrepit the last two games. They need to get their heads out of their asses. I said last week was a must win game, a statement game and I was shamed because of this decrepit offense. The playcalling was also unimaginative. The defense showed up, at least. These last two games have been close up until the fourth quarter, because of the defense, but with no help from the offense whatsoever they broke down. You can ask only so much of your defense, so many times, and without any help from the offense you can’t win like that.

Now we will see if the running game and the offense as a whole has been remedied in Washington. This Redskins team’s offense sucks. However, they have a good defensive front seven. This is exactly what the Ravens and Pittsburgh had, it was a big key in shutting down the Broncos offense the last two weeks so we’ll see how they’ve adjusted. I said we better win the Pittsburgh game or lose close. Well, we better damn sure win this Washington game. Then, taking San Diego to task will give the Broncos an 8 and 2 record, and should shut the pie holes of losers like Paige at least. The Baltimore and Pittsburgh game showed the Broncos Achilles heel, the way to attack them on defense, it is better for it to happen now, during midseason and fix it, than the first game in the playoffs. The playoffs which I fully expect to see the Broncos enter and be competitive after years of misses and mediocrity under the ass end of the Shanahan era.

But whatever, the room erupted last night, especially on the final game breaking dort and on the fourth dort where I almost blew out a disc when I jumped up after seeing Huckdort got rolled for good measure in addition to getting picked off. More importantly, they lost and our draft pick is looking better by the minute.

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Hey guy ben hamiltone bench

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
rust hochenstein

rust hochenstein

Hey guy bronco line man guard ben hamiltone get bench it look like. For the Rust Hochenstein. Maybe mcdanels think no push from interiate line happen some with ben hamiltone guy. I feel sorry for the ben hamiltone guy, long time of bronco. but if he not take proper step to get job done then maybe some body have to step up yes.  No interiate offence push = corny. you know what I saying. bronco cant buy 5 yard run guy. what give. get the hillis full back too I wonder why mcdanels not use the hammer hillis to mash hole for to make block for run. even the larsen can mash hole as full back yes. I wonder if rust hochenstein guy play like mighty fankenstein.

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