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Foul foul winds guy

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Hey guy I email this to site cause power out yes I hope this worked. that was foul guy. real corny and foul. Bronco cant run football holmes. not when it count. NO can run football. yes we make yard but not when count. not on third down run cant do it guy. cant buy run yard on thrid down guy. that is foul. bronco must win next week or they is all done guy all done think about next year. that is foul.

It like some old corny guy on raft. he float in water so long. he have no food. no water. he see big hoge boat with cruise ship yes. all kind of food. all the water guy. fine lady in bikini on deck. real fine guy. like so many of them with fresh coconut. and he wave he hand all crazy and he yell and scream but boat just go off without he guy. that is parable of bronco and playoff time. I hope it not true.

I knowed they would get clady the ball some day guy but that was not cool. the clady got blowed up with football guy that waS NOT COOL. block for you clady come on dont make look corny out there guy.

we could not stop the jamnarcus russett guy. how corny is this. can no stop run of the rader many time. grandfather leave he say I know we gon loose this game guy. he knowed it. when bronco not get go with football three and out after defence stopped rader grandfather got up and he left guy. he left he say I know we gon loose now they gon march field and score and win by one point guy. grandfather have ravioli later but he say no thing guy. he real silent like. lights go out and it probabkle foul degenrate toad guy. foul degenrate toad pull lever and make win the tommy cable guy. pull lever and turn out power guy. it like real foulest day in long time.

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McDaniels Was Not A Genius Today

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Got punked by a damn Cable guy.

I am glad Mcdaniels listened to me, that we should do the quarterback sneak more in short yardage situations.

But 4 yards to go is not a short yardage situation.

Nor is it prudent to do three quarterback sneaks in a game, do a pitch play, for God sake’s something creative on third and inches.

We needed to go for it on fourth and 2 in the fourth quarter. The playoffs rested on this.

Right there is where you go for it, because a touchdown ices it, and if not, Jamarcus Russell has 98 yards to go.

Unbelievable.

Disgraceful.

Disgusting.

McD, the supposedly ballsy, firey, risk taking coach gets neutered all of a sudden and kicks a field goal on 4th and 2 with the playoffs on the line.

We’re looking at just what I predicted: 9 and 7.

I wish I weren’t a genius.

Worst loss of the McDaniels era, back to the future, it feels like the ass end of the Shanahan era.

The interior of our offensive line is disgraceful, most of their pressures came from Gerard Warren for crying out loud, and the great Brandon Marshall gets shut down. He is no Larry Fitzgerald. He ain’t that dynamic deep threat home-run hitting x factor. He is a big target, he does get open a lot and runs well after the catch. Certainly not worthy of being the highest paid WR in the game, let somebody else with less tact pay that. We need to upgrade the interior of our offensive line. At times in this game we couldn’t get a damn inch running the ball. Peyton Hillis is also gone after this year, I don’t care what excuse the coach makes he doesn’t play, period. Moreno needs to get stronger in the off season and we need a bigger change of pace back. We need another defensive end worth 8 sacks. We need a competent backup quarterback.

We need a lot more than Brandon Marshall.

Unfortunately, it looks like my genius will prevail.

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Brandon Marshall Won’t Be A Bronco Next Year

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Brandon Marshall will not be a Bronco after this year.

Just when I think Paige sees the light, the pen of Woody Paige takes two steps backwards.

Paige thought we should’ve thrown multi millions at Cutler.

Paige now thinks we ought to sign Dumervil and Marshall now for 50 million a piece. Are you kidding me? Bankrupt the damn team? I don’t care if it doesn’t hurt our cap this season, it will in the long run and that’s for damn sure. First, I don’t think Dumervil will be asking an astronomic amount. Yes he’s the sack leader this year but he’s also a team guy and I see us giving him a bit more than a D.J. Williams type salary. I don’t think he’s going to try and break our bank.

Marshall wants to break the bank.

You don’t bankrupt the team for a wide receiver. A premium pass rusher trumps a wide receiver. Especially a wide receiver with a prima donna attitude.

We’re not making Marshall the highest paid receiver in football when there will be so many available options next year. We might even have a top ten pick.

When I look at the list of free agent wide receivers, one name sticks out: Deon Branch. Yes he’s practically disappeared in Seattle, but he was gold in the Patriots system, their #1 receiver. We could get him for much less than “the highest paid receiver in the league” and he’d be back in his old system and not the wreck he’s being forced to play in Seattle. You know he has potential, we could give him a shot and possibly draft a receiver in the process. Hell Eddy Royal could end up our #3 WR next year.

One of many options, including our high draft pick thanks to Chicago. To those who say don’t pay guaranteed millions for unproven draft talent: Marshall wants far more than any 8th or 10th pick will require.

Our priority is Dumervil, and of course Orton. To those who say let Orton go because Brandstater is the future you are out of your minds. Out of your minds and flailing about like that gooned out Woody Paige. Brandstater is a question mark at best. Totally unproven asset.

Marshall is gone after this season. Too many options out there in free agency and in our draft.

Marshall is playing nice with the Broncos because he wants the big dollars. Will his hunger continue after the payday? Will his ridiculous antics cease? Will he stay out of trouble off the field? Too risky, too many if’s. We won’t make him the highest paid receiver in the NFL.

This team needs to run the football. We need to work on getting better at running the football next year. Running the football helps Kyle Orton, it helps this team win. Throwing the ball 21 times to Marshall in the Colts game was fun and all, but we lost. If we had the ability to run the football down their throats, we would have won. That’s the key ingredient to beating teams like Indy and New Orleans. We are below average at running the football against good teams, we are woeful at running the ball on short yardage downs, period.

The Broncos need to get bigger and better in the middle of the offensive line and we need another more talented defensive end good for at least 8 sacks. We don’t need to bankrupt the team for a primadonna wide receiver.

Can you fathom Marshall taking a pay cut from his ginormous account to help with cap space in the future? Didn’t think so.

We can and will get by without Brandon Marshall. Lots of free agent WR’s out there, perhaps even our high draft pick or both options could help us at receiver after his exit. It will cost less, and it will be far better for the team now and in the long run.

By the way, I predict 4 dorts for Huckdort today against the Ravens.

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I Am Reality

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

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Magic Bag, Bronco verse Cable and Frye Guy

Friday, December 18th, 2009
Larry cable guy say french frye yes

Larry cable guy say french frye yes

Hey guy what go on. I have cake and milk for breakfast so watch out yes. I want to say momet of silent for the chris henry yes. of the bengal. that is foul. The denver fan guy know what you feel with when darrent willam and the damien nash yes.

I say there was episode 4 a new hope when mcdanels come to bronco. then it suppose to go like empire strike back but take off guy we gon forget about that and move on to return of the jedi holmes. Evil empror Al davies get he revenge in empire strike back so that is corny. The tommy cable guy directional tv installer have new hope. It the charlie frye guy.

Tommy cable guy directional tv installer say: Hey guy the jamnarcus russet is real foul like guy what can you do.

and charlie frye guy say : Hey guy I can will make all the french fry guy, all of them. I like the mad crazy frier. I make fry snicker bar. fry coca cola. fry every thing you know what I saying.

and the tommy cable guy was is like: that is some of the for real you know what I sying. this guy no mess around we gon use this guy forget the jamnarcus russet.

The tommy cable guy can no resist guy, he can no resist all the free french frye it like early christmas yes.

So it like gon be this big tail gate party on side line, tommy cable guy directional tv install gon handler the directional tv hookups guy and the charlie fry done makey all the frier like guy at macdonald I still wait for the ryan macbean sanwich guy.

The raider is corny guy. corny. How badly is the jamnarcus russet guy when the charlie frye done get to start that is all kind of crazy. he like number one pick of draft guy the jamnarcus, that is real foul for they yes.

We gon have to face the cable and frye guy. if we loose this game guy that is corny thing ever. we not gon loosed this one guy. we at home, the frye is corny the directional tv guy is corny. just forget. they sit around eat and house fall apart guy. cut hoge boofer farts they house fall apart they so derlect like foul degenrate toad delapidate all around.

The darcel mcbaff broke he arm guy that is foul mcbaff is player yes. good speciate team and he come in and make play guy against colt that no small order yes. it like souper size order guy like the order larry cable guy gon put in on side line sunday. he probable do this two three time. heal up mcbaff come back as force next year he make good pogress yes.

souper size

souper size

Must win game guy. If loose this game guy you is so corny and foul I not even talk about. cause you let in race to playoff so many team guy. that not can not will happen guy. Must win securitive the playoff run.

It gon be fun to watch the Clady man handler the richard seeymore again guy. Oh yes. round two it gon be same out come. The seymore clutch grab the clady hair last time guy like little girl he so the frustrate now the clady have no hair to clutch grab he real wise like this.

the clady say you is corny take off

the clady say you is corny take off

The clady make seeymore look like old man out there guy. he try and try but no give. no give to giant of the denver clady. The clady get he hand on you guy and you is all done. he sweet feet the foot work. why not we give clady to pound ball on thrid down guy/ seeymort come all day and no thing work guy. none. he try spin he try bull rusher but clady no fall for any of this guy. he nine step ahead of you game seeymore. he get in you head guy. can you hear the clady right now guy. giant wall of denver no give to. he make you look corny and old seeymore. hear he footstep. make look like you is 90 year old out there guy. you old and slow when clady man handler you guy. you is no factor guy. none. the guy say in booth no factor when clady man handler the seeymore guy. it no fluke guy. it happen all day yes. it happen all day guy. to you. all day liek this.

the seeymore is no factor aganst the clady guy

the seeymore is no factor aganst the clady guy

Bronco 9 and 5 I can smell this guy. I can smell what the rock cooking and it say bronco 9 and 5 yes. now this make I hungry for souper size like tommy cable guy directional tv installer.

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