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Saturday, December 19th, 2009

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Magic Bag, Bronco verse Cable and Frye Guy

Friday, December 18th, 2009
Larry cable guy say french frye yes

Larry cable guy say french frye yes

Hey guy what go on. I have cake and milk for breakfast so watch out yes. I want to say momet of silent for the chris henry yes. of the bengal. that is foul. The denver fan guy know what you feel with when darrent willam and the damien nash yes.

I say there was episode 4 a new hope when mcdanels come to bronco. then it suppose to go like empire strike back but take off guy we gon forget about that and move on to return of the jedi holmes. Evil empror Al davies get he revenge in empire strike back so that is corny. The tommy cable guy directional tv installer have new hope. It the charlie frye guy.

Tommy cable guy directional tv installer say: Hey guy the jamnarcus russet is real foul like guy what can you do.

and charlie frye guy say : Hey guy I can will make all the french fry guy, all of them. I like the mad crazy frier. I make fry snicker bar. fry coca cola. fry every thing you know what I saying.

and the tommy cable guy was is like: that is some of the for real you know what I sying. this guy no mess around we gon use this guy forget the jamnarcus russet.

The tommy cable guy can no resist guy, he can no resist all the free french frye it like early christmas yes.

So it like gon be this big tail gate party on side line, tommy cable guy directional tv install gon handler the directional tv hookups guy and the charlie fry done makey all the frier like guy at macdonald I still wait for the ryan macbean sanwich guy.

The raider is corny guy. corny. How badly is the jamnarcus russet guy when the charlie frye done get to start that is all kind of crazy. he like number one pick of draft guy the jamnarcus, that is real foul for they yes.

We gon have to face the cable and frye guy. if we loose this game guy that is corny thing ever. we not gon loosed this one guy. we at home, the frye is corny the directional tv guy is corny. just forget. they sit around eat and house fall apart guy. cut hoge boofer farts they house fall apart they so derlect like foul degenrate toad delapidate all around.

The darcel mcbaff broke he arm guy that is foul mcbaff is player yes. good speciate team and he come in and make play guy against colt that no small order yes. it like souper size order guy like the order larry cable guy gon put in on side line sunday. he probable do this two three time. heal up mcbaff come back as force next year he make good pogress yes.

souper size

souper size

Must win game guy. If loose this game guy you is so corny and foul I not even talk about. cause you let in race to playoff so many team guy. that not can not will happen guy. Must win securitive the playoff run.

It gon be fun to watch the Clady man handler the richard seeymore again guy. Oh yes. round two it gon be same out come. The seymore clutch grab the clady hair last time guy like little girl he so the frustrate now the clady have no hair to clutch grab he real wise like this.

the clady say you is corny take off

the clady say you is corny take off

The clady make seeymore look like old man out there guy. he try and try but no give. no give to giant of the denver clady. The clady get he hand on you guy and you is all done. he sweet feet the foot work. why not we give clady to pound ball on thrid down guy/ seeymort come all day and no thing work guy. none. he try spin he try bull rusher but clady no fall for any of this guy. he nine step ahead of you game seeymore. he get in you head guy. can you hear the clady right now guy. giant wall of denver no give to. he make you look corny and old seeymore. hear he footstep. make look like you is 90 year old out there guy. you old and slow when clady man handler you guy. you is no factor guy. none. the guy say in booth no factor when clady man handler the seeymore guy. it no fluke guy. it happen all day yes. it happen all day guy. to you. all day liek this.

the seeymore is no factor aganst the clady guy

the seeymore is no factor aganst the clady guy

Bronco 9 and 5 I can smell this guy. I can smell what the rock cooking and it say bronco 9 and 5 yes. now this make I hungry for souper size like tommy cable guy directional tv installer.

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Bronco verse Colt Game Analyzer

Monday, December 14th, 2009
hey guy we gon just throw ball to you all day yes

hey guy we gon just throw ball to you all day yes

Hey guy what g o on. Was foul winds no win for Bronco guy. Grandfather ready to leave and go for walk at first in game. It like thirty degree out guy. He put on coat, ear muffin and corny hat he was ready to leaved guy. But I say you say promise to curse the manning if enemy team score early a lot yes and so he curse the manning guy. and it work. I know it work guy it work until fourth quart. The manning was corny for long time. Grandfather mutter all kind of foul thing it go like manning you not know where is to go, you house is corny fall apart. All kind of crazy thing he say.

It work but bronco no score enough ponts guy. Leave too many point off board you know what I saying. that was foul. The Brandon marshall at least get some record at least we get some record too. No one can stop he guy that was crazy. Mad crazy effart you know what I saying. he was like you hole offence guy.

The ander goodman at high level guy. He make all kind of big play all day guy. He say you pass was is corny I bat down. I bat down this corny pass yes. al;l of them. The reynaldo hill get ding and the darcel mcbaff come in guy. I see you number 31 yes. I see you out there mcbaff. He say this is corny pass i pick off. I pick off guy. Then he mcbaff this guy on third down that was cool. Guy say what happen, guy say you just get mcbaffed over middle guy you cawf up ball big time yard sale ball fly into out of bound. you is corny guy. real corny like. he done ball up guy over middle so the badly. where did learn this from the dawkin.

knowshion morenoe get mash up a lot block was foul not enough block always some corny fool unblock what give. why not we have full back guy to block that one corny guy always there. always one guy no block it real foul like yes.

I proud of bronco guy no toothless goat give up they is maintain when down. they maintainitive and hang in there guy. make game of this yes not roll over in belly and wait for macaroni cheese to go home for. they make game guy. the horton was crisp I seen it guy. I think the horton put cola out on porch night before game to honor giant albino bronco crab guy. he no do this last week and look what happen. but this week some corny fool grab ball and he say take off I have has spirit of giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal water guy. you cant take this ball from me yes. it like bronco crab shell if defelect all.

I not see colt coach all game guy. where was they coach Mr O. I not even see this guy. someone had to see. did they even show shake hand with at end.

Brandon marshall break catch recepts record guy for game. He all over place guy he like the hole offence today yes. too bad no win. corny that no win after all so many offence have time to win but not enough point guy. we have mad crazy yard guy but no point to show for that is corny.

mad crazy performant

mad crazy performant

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It is Imperative to Execute for 60 Minutes

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Playing the entire game is something these Broncos need to learn and learn fast. It’s downright mind boggling the inconsistency.  I’m sick of this nonsense. This game we should have won. The defense mind melts in the first half, then plays like gangbusters the rest of the way, then blows a hoagie out its ass at the very point where we need a stop?

The offense was given every opportunity to win this game. Every damn opportunity. We should have had this game and we would have had it, if we actually played the game of football for the full 60 minutes.

Plus we got some goober out there who takes his helmet off and kills our field position. Then we some ignoramus who can kick 55 yarders but can’t even kick a chipshot. Eddie Royal’s good for a drop on third down lately.  Horrible calls to run up the middle on third and short. This team has been it’s own worst enemy.

Hell we almost blew it with Marshall, we almost didn’t even get the damn ball to him for an NFL record when the game was pretty much over with anyways.

Frustrating and disappointing. I predicted a win because I knew the Colts weren’t all that, I knew we could handle them and expected this damn team to show up and play the entire 60 minutes. That’s just what we would’ve done if we showed up for the whole game, we would have won had we not lapsed into a bunch of effin’ brainfarts. Damn yokels. I’m sick and tired of those damn effin’ yokels and the head yokel of them all Manning. He’s had too much on our dime and I’m surprised some of you people seem to be sticking up for him.  Some of you people probably love that Natty Light, some of you sound like you probably come from Indy, that trash heap. Probably secretly rooting for them too.

Our interior offensive line run blocking sucks. Somebody tell this to McDaniels. It’s obvious no one has. Indy is a team you should be able to run against.

Our interior offensive line is a glaring weakness and I better not see, I better not see another single back run up the middle on third and short the rest of the way.

Unless you’re playing Kansas City.

Unbelievable, you see that quarterback sneak? What have we run that two times this year? Worked both damn times too. I better see pitches off to the side, sneaks, fake the inside run and pass but none of this running up the middle on third down garbage. We’re not equipped to do so. Any loser can perceive this. Especially without a fullback. I have to believe the coach is braindead to the fact that we can’t run up the middle on third and short. It’s not happening. It hasn’t happened all year. It won’t happen this year unless we’re playing Kansas City. The fact that Buckhalter was out an they gave Hillis only one carry leads me to believe Peyton Hillis will be playing for another team next year.

I’ll tell you what, we damn well better win next week. It ain’t gonna be no gimme. We better win our damn home games coming up but who the hell knows what effin’ team is going to show up. If we play our game with consistency, then we can beat New England at home, and if we were to go to that dump Indianapolis again, yeah they’re the favorite, but don’t tell me we can’t no how no possible way beat the Colts this year.

We should have won, and it pisses me off. Pisses me off like those yokels out in some corn field lighting their friggen farts on fire. Sometimes I wonder who watches these shows on TV, the ones peddled during game commercials, who the hell watches this nonsense I wonder? Figures it’s probably those morons and degenerates. Ingrates like some of these water bong tiki worshipers. Mired in suck mediocrity. Don’t know what’s good. Probably never will either. You people will address me with a civil tongue. Do you even know who you’re dealing with here? I am reality and I am this site. I make this site what it is. Without me, it’s just some loon under a palm tree yapping about the Broncos. I’ve seen the logs and they’ve been up tenfold since my talents were acquired. It’s clear the majority of you people have more than half a brain. But some of you people better respect me and my supreme countenance. I could burn this whole site to the ground if I wanted. Could take a bunch more down with it too. And that’s for damn sure.

Two dorts, and no counter update yet, figures.

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P.P.’s Straight Shootin’ – Broncos vs. the Colts

Friday, December 11th, 2009

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Magic Bag- Colt verse the Bronco

Friday, December 11th, 2009
MR O verse mcdanels guy

MR O verse mcdanels guy

Hey guy what go on. It mcdanels aganst Mr O guy. Who is the colt head coach guy? Who is this guy. he do good wjho ever he is. Long time ago in school there was this kid who no one know. now one know him guy. He never say any thing. no teacher call on. he might be invisible guy. we call Mr. O. no one talk to Mr O guy.

Bronco key to game. estabish you run. yes. Estabish run. run all day guy. run frist. blleed clock wearer down enemy teram defence make for wide open receives.

Horton be the crisp guy not all corny like.

sack the manning guy. bronco can do this. crazy blitz. the mad crazy firey blitz guy. blitz the dawkin. blitz the reynaldo hill. the adner goodman guy. the wesly woodard. the andra davis guy. all kind of blitz guy. where they come from guy. no one KNOW THE AMEOBA DEFENCE GUY. OH YOU SAY MR O NO ONE KNOW BUTY KNOW WON KNOW WHERE DAWKIN IS LINED UP AND POW YOU DONE GET BALLED UP IN BACK FEILD FOURTH DOWN NOW GUY YOU PUNT. YOU PUNT PASS KICK AND PUNTUING GUY.

watch out for corny dumper pass into flat guy. these are so corny unless bronco is do this. elvis doomvil is coming manning, oh know you is corny no time to throw. he gon dumper to the run back guy. bronco usual good at cover these guy screen yes.

no rookie mistake. none,. no corny off side penalty guy. no run into kick. no fumble guy. no be the turned over. do you giant albino bronco crab proud guy and no fumble. leave cola on porch night before for giant albiono bronco crab ooze out of ground and take you cola guy. he take all of it cause he not allow in store and he have has no money for to put in machine. one day some kid left cola out and giant albino bronco crab pick at cola with he crazy mouth thing and could not belief how this taste. he cant no get this taste any where else guy. you know what I saying. the herb and spice of the cola. what is in cola guy. it like around for ever. I think horton better kleave cola out this week guy come on.

giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal waters

giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal waters

I not know who mr o is guy but he must be good. colt is undefeat. NO UNDEFEAT AFTER SUNDAY GUY. BRONCO NO IN RECORD BOOK FOR LOOSE> ELVIS DUMERVILE IN RECORD BOOK YES WELL FOR SACK MANNING GUY AND MORE THAN SIMON FLETCHED>

conan barbariat

conan barbariat

BRONCO GET REVENGE LIKE CONAN BARBARIAT> I SEEN IT GUY> CONAN HAVE ALL KIND OF FOUL THING HAPPEN THEN AT END HE GO TO THIS PLACE WITH AND HE MAKE ALL THESE STICK IN GROUND AND HE MASH GUYS UP REAL BAD LIKE GUY. REAL BAD. I SEEN IT. TIME FOR BRONCO STICK IN GROUND GET REVENGE MAKE YOU STATEMENT DEFENCE YES. OH THEY COMING GUY THE COLT MAKE LOT OF POINT BUT DONT GET CORNY DEFENCE. MANNING COLT MARCH FIELD THEN POW ADER GOODMAN DONE PICK OFF GUY IN END ZONE. OH SNAP GUY ALL THAT FOR NO THING YOU KNWO WHAT I SAYING> ALL THAT OFFENCE AND YOU COME UP SHORT HOLMES. YOU IS CORNY> YOU DONE GET PICK OFF GUY. YOU DONE GET PICK OFF AND YOU IS ALL DONE.

If colt score a lot guy quick then grandfather say he gon do a curse on the manning guy. he august katydid cursed seem to work on the jay custper guy.  Usual grandfather just shoot magic pea threw straw at enemy team kicker for to shank from magic pea. but he gon bring out the curse guy if thing get corny so bronco keep you head up pad under pad break down got to hone it guy. get back to you fundaments.

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Tikimania Radio – NFL Week 14 Broncos at Indianapolis Preview

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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the cLADY ALL FUNDAMENTS!!!!!

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

THE CLADY FUNDAMENT!!!!!!!

these kid know clady was good before any one guy

these kid know clady was good before any one guy

ALL FUNDAMENT!!!!

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RESPECT

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clady get hand on you guy and you is all done

clady get hand on you guy and you is all done

,RESPECT OU CLADY!!!

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CLADY FUNDAMENTAL SOUND

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GUY KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!

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.RESPECT TJHE CLADY!!

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CLADT FUNDAMENT FOR HAND IN PASS PROTECT!!!

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HAND IN PASS PROTECT!

GUY KNOW IT. THE CLADY GET HE HAND ON YOU GUY AND YOU IS ALL DONE. OH YOU IS ALL DONE HOLMES. BETER GO BACK TO YOU DRAWER BOARD GUY IN OFFSEASONAL CAUSE NO FACTOR AGAINST THE CLADY GUY.

THE CLADY IS FUNDMANETAL: SOUND.~!!!!!!!

but ryan harries is out for hole season and playoff time guy. that is foul.

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