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Woody Paige Finally Sees the Light

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
It's about time

It's about time

After almost a year of predicting woe and defeat, Woody Paige has finally seen the light. The 6 and 4 Broncos gave Woodrow some hope, but now all hope for a train wreck of a season is lost. Paige finally acknowledges our new coach is the pick of the litter from the Belichik tree and hits home the point that McDaniels is our coach for years to come.

How many months did it take for ol’ Woodrow to come around to the truth? Next time Paige, come straight to me. I’ll make you look like a genius.

Paige has finally seen the light. It’s over. After his smears and jabs at McDaniels fell flat time and time again, Woody Paige now lay beaten and prostrate before the great altar of P.P. Dublinski.

What I cannot believe, what I cannot fathom is that some of Paige’s followers are still skeptical of McDaniels. Some people either never learn, or simply can’t own up and admit they are wrong. Now, more than ever they are deflated, dismantled and flailing about without a clue. Serves you right for building your house upon sand. Serves you right for lapping up lies and distortions from the mouths of snake oil salesmen.

They need to own up and grow up.

It’s time to move on.

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The next destination is Indianapolis.

It is a nothing city, where nothing happens except high taxes and crime. And for what? Talk about being ripped off. There is nothing there. It sucks, probably smells, although I didn’t stay around there long enough to even get a whiff of the place. Not worth it. It is a wanna be city, only deemed somewhat large because of it’s ludicrous amount of strip malls and miles of drone, rote urban sprawl rife with pigeon toed dullards and general ignoramuses.

There is no night life to speak of. In a recent futile attempt to try and prop up the city’s image as being somewhat cool and hip, Indianapolis was rated the top most “sexually satisfied city.”

“Researchers analyzed data on condom sales…  and sales figures from two top sex-toy retailers to compile the ranking.”

What an absolute joke. Just because a bunch of gooned out yokel losers in some corn field are sitting around humping the neighbor’s cat and buying up a bunch of dildy’s don’t mean nothing.

Elway knew that place a was a joke. I bet he would’ve stayed out of football entirely rather than go off to that dump.

It’s time we got our revenge against this team. No better time than now, while they are on the cusp of history.  The Colts are ripe for defeat, they will be welcomed to the McDaniels era. They will learn this ain’t Shanahan’s spoiled Broncos out there, no more defense that can’t pressure a fart out of it’s ass or cover if it’s life depended on it.

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Game Analyzer Bronco 44 Chef 13

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
no again, why is I so corny all the time

no again, why is I so corny all the time

Hey guy, what go on,. The Bronco mash up the chef so badly yes. I even feel sorry for they. Kind of. Grandfather like this game cause he can relax and eat when score is so in favor.

The bronco run to daylight with the knowshon morenote the corel buckhalted guy. That was cool. The defence shutter down so badly guy. The corn back and safteys was like shutter down evrything guy. all day. many the matt cassel have many time to throw and guy was cover all day like this. The corny chef fan not even show up guy. to see teh brodie croylt duck floater misereble. Then we get to play these guy at home. that is cool.

buckhalted say beter luck next time guy you is too old and slow

buckhalted say beter luck next time guy you is too old and slow

The bronco is rolling into playoff time. oh snap guy. Now it the colt this week but it no same bronco team now. Colt blower up bronco usual pass to wide open receives but this new bronco defence yes. We done got the adre goodman at high level. the chanp bailey, the dawkin the reynaldo hill. Oh yes guy. all of them and the Ty law and alponso smith. The ty law was like all kind of crazy aganst the colt in playoff time for when with patriot/ I hope the ty law put on show in indianaplis you know what I saying. I hope he make you manning look corny and old out there. jump you routs yes. Jump you rout pick off and 6 elvis doomvil mash throw of manning for duck in air pick off.

We gon run guy. run. Unleash the morenote in december guy. all way to januaray. RUN. Where is the hillis guy. what give where is the payten hammer hillis. I saw that mad crazy fool mash up guy so badly. he pole axer guys with powreful smash run. why we no use power of the hillis guy. what happen. is he not do block good. did fumble in pactice. what happen. I want see the hammer hillis he all kind of disgrunt guy. he fustated and he run all crazy like guy. give ball to the hammer hillis guy come on. he smash you enemy team defence guy so badly/. wearer they down yes. let the hammer run over guy out there he all kind of crazy I seen it.

hammer hillis is all kind of crazy guy

hammer hillis is all kind of crazy guy

The giant albino bronco crab is mental sound guy. no fumble except horton. come on horton no disrespect to you giant albino bronco crab who never fumble. even quart back need to leave cola out night before game as offer.

giant albino bronco crab steal payted manning lite up football

giant albino bronco crab steal payted manning lite up football

Giant albino bronco crab is mental prepare guy. he stoled the payted manning lite up football. oh you know he gon love that one guy. maybe is sign he giving that bronco wont be corny aganst colt now more yes.

I give tiki torch to ander goodman guy. This guy was real good pick up yes. he play maker. It like, we no weak link guy. bronco have no toothless goat on defence. solid guy. stalwart. Ander goodman pick ball off he grab fumble for 6. That what we need guy. that just what we need defence score. we need the defence score. come on defence piler on score for you bronco. the orage crush did this guy. all day they do this. grandfather say he never see so many defence score from crush. 9 corny turnover in dallas souper bowl guy only 27 pont that how good the crush could have be so worse you know what I saying.

adre goodman at high level

adre goodman at high level

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Kansas City Gets a Taste of the McDaniels Era

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Since Horvil Tiki is of few words right now it seems, I must chime in here.

Todd Haley ought to be fired tomorrow. Probably one of the stupidest calls in NFL history, down 8, on your own 25 yard line, start of the second half. Unbelievable. This guy ought to be fired tomorrow.If I was a Chiefs fan I’d call up the club, write my local congressman. Tell them to get rid of this guy pronto. Then again, maybe they shouldn’t. Go ahead, keep him on.  His miniscule, downright stunted intelligence pool will leave thousands Chiefs fans wanting for years to come.

Sure, Belichik took the chance that deep in his own territory, but his defense was getting shredded and there was a minute and change left to go in the game. McDaniels onside kick was at half field. That call at that moment in that field position was a dump and a half.

Some of these losers must think picking from the Belichik tree is a sure thing. Crennel, Mangenius, Weiss and this Haley are bums. Only the Broncos have made out like a bandit in that department. Kudos to Bowlen for having the mental acuity to take McDaniels when he did.

A message for Kyle Orton: Get your damn head out of your ass.

Your job isn’t 350+ yards. Your job first and foremost is to protect the damn ball. That’s why we sent that pick throwin goober Huckdort to the Bears. Protect the football. You bring this crap to the playoffs and we’re dead in the water and they’ll be wanting to run your ass right out of town. Orton is the best we have at QB, he’s our guy, but no excuses for that piece of crap performance. No accuracy and no awareness in the pocket. We should have killed this team by even more, obviously Orton was the only Bronco who seemed to want the Chiefs to win the damn game today. McDaniels should take him aside and chew him out. What the hell happened to this guy throwing the ball away when nothing is there?

I am glad to see the Colts won today. I believe the Broncos are just the team to end their streak, they are due to lose to the Broncos or Jacksonville. Hopefully it’s the Broncos who stifle their aim at a perfect season.

I saw that, what does that Tiki say “corny?” that corny and thoroughly demented Terry Bradshaw picking the Chiefs, same with Strahan. Although Strahan probably did so because his team got punked last week. They shoveled out this old data how the Broncos never win in Kansas City in December. That was Shanahan’s Broncos. Welcome to the McDaniels era you ingrates. Kudos to Jimmy Johnson picking the Broncos. Kansas City ain’t the same formidable team at home, no way no how.They got a decent QB a decent RB and not much else. Normally their team at least did some things good. Their mighty decibel advantage didn’t even show up. If we lose to Kansas City at home, we don’t even deserve the playoffs.

This team should be 11 and 5 when all’s said and done. And I will happily eat a crow for my 9 and 7 prediction.

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WIN

Sunday, December 6th, 2009
CORNY

CORNY

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NO TURNED OVERS GUY

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

NO

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And one more thing…

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

I’m sick and tired of hearing how everyone knew the Broncos weren’t for real after the four game slide. I’m sick and tired of hearing people in the national media covering for that Jay Huckdort Cutler, claiming pass after pass, “wasn’t his fault.” They’re all in cahoots and trying to cover, trying to cover the fact that they predicted the Broncos to not even win 6 games and that Huckdort was the second coming of Johnny Unitas. You see the looks on their faces when they talk about the Broncos? It’s like politics, you can read the facial expressions. Saying anything good about McDaniels, Orton or the Broncos as a whole is like pulling teeth.

Josh McDaniels is obviously listening to me. I told him the team needed motivation and he did just that, and they responded. Can you imagine Shanahan yelling balls to the wall like that on the sideline? I didn’t think so, he “didn’t need to motivate,” his players. McDaniels is not only a true disciple of Belichik, unlike that Crennel or Mangini, especially that turd Mangini. Opening his fat trap, jealous of McDaniels. He’s got some nerve to chime in. That 1 and 10 loser. He’s a false prophet. Him and that Fisher. McDaniels is not only a disciple of Belichik, he’s a disciple of the great Sun Tzu.

Woodrow Paige claimed the first mistake of the Josh McDaniels era was hiring Mike Nolan. I submit that his first mistake was apologizing for his motivational speech on Thanksgiving.

You only apologize when you’ve done something wrong.

The more I think about it, it wasn’t a live blip and I bet that damn NFL network ran it just to try and tarnish McDaniels image (only to some who are on the levels of sea cucumbers, and oh they are out there). After all, like the press said in the off season he don’t know how to run a team, plus the San Diego linebacker incident is unfit for a coach and it’s the talk of the town. Well it’s the talk of the town if  you’re the AP scrounging for a story, then it’s really something. What were they still running that mess about the San Diego pre game after the Giants game even? What a load of crap.

We will make the playoffs. Anything less is uncivilized.

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Hey guy barrel man die

Saturday, December 5th, 2009
barrel guy

barrel guy

Hey guy it time for momet of silent yes. for all the denver. The barrel man he die. I did not know they have has he barrel in hall of fames guy. I hope the shannon sharp the terrel davis can will be in the hall of fame with. RIP the barrel man guy. I always remember this guy when the day of elway and it snow. and we was like that guy is one mad crazy fool you know what I saying. that guy you real deal out in the snow with only barrel. in the mile high of the denver. that was cool. I bet he yell all kind of crazy thing with he mega phone guy. it like megaton phone. of the denver,. I feel badly for he family at holiday time. it sad christmas for they. but the barrel guy always spirit live in the denver yes.

barrel guy

barrel guy

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