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Broncos Hopeful to Sign Rookies Before Training Camp

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Well we got Dumervil locked up, you see that Krieger chiming in, trying to root up rotten weeds where there ain’t none? I see you Krieger, he’s good for coming in there and throwing mindless bombs at times–I remember him talking bad about the team on the radio last offseason. He was out there badmouthing and yucking it up with some goobers  before a single down was played. I don’t forget. Day after the Marshall trade he’s saying we got the ass end of the stick. We’ll see who the geniuses are. For the last time McDaniels career don’t depend on nothing but winning, Tebow could bust, Dumervil could put up only 7 sacks–things that wouldn’t matter one bit in regards to the coach’s career if this team becomes competitive in the post season.

The Broncos should finalize Decker’s four-year contract today, a deal which figures to include a bonus of $732,000, give or take a few dollars. Beadles’ contract is expected to be finalized by Tuesday. The Broncos hope the Tebow and Thomas deals will be completed in time for practice Thursday, and no later than the first full-squad workout that starts at 8:45 a.m. Sunday.

It’s difficult to imagine the Broncos becoming anything more than mediocre on offense. The unit has lost so much spectacular young talent at the skill positions while reloading with so much youth on the line that an offensive juggernaut is unlikely.

Spectacular young talent, eh? Jay Huckdort Cutler I presume? Lamenting a gooned out pick throwing Huckdort? Huckdort raising his arm in the air all overconfident after the defense won a game for him? Huckdort’s arm is better than Elway’s? Never forget the gall of that Dort, nor the gooned out look. Let’s see, last year we were forcing the ball to “the best wide receiver in football,” and losing games. Our offensive line was atrocious in the middle, my God we better damn well be improved in the offensive line interior. Anything will be better than last year, how many times did we get stuffed big time when it counted? We had defensive tackles catching our running backs in the backfield, defensive tackles running down our quarterback. After the Baltimore game just about every team blitzed up our middle and it worked.

I’m not concerned about our wide receivers, in fact I’m optimistic. This Thomas looks promising, a tight end who moves around like a receiver sounds good. I think he’ll be running around like a demon on speed out there, looked like a man among boys in the footage I’ve seen of him. Gaffney isn’t bad at all, Royal could overcome his sophomore jinx. Eric Decker, who knows. Orton will be more comfortable in the system… I believe we will be improved out there on offense. Especially if we get more creative with our short yardage plays–which we shall. All along I said get rid of Marshall, you can replace receivers, you can split up his production. You can replace a Marshall (thank goodness) but you can’t replace a Dumervil.  The premium on his position and his excellent character are damn sure why we paid a mint for him.

My condolences to the Cowher family.

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Elvis Dumervil Broncos

This deal locks up Dumervil with the Broncos through 2015, and he deserves it. Hell, he was our entire pass rush last year. He’s been all class, you pay big bucks to a guy like Dumervil for his production and his good character–you most certainly don’t pay that to Brandon Marshall. Pass rushers are a premium in this league, I am expecting Marshall’s absence in this offense will not be much of a factor, we’ll spread his production around. You don’t bankrupt the team for an off kilter wide receiver like that Numby would.

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So I see the Denver Post trotting out a VIP package for two for a trip to see the Broncos in London this Halloween.

Denver Post Broncos London 2010

I almost clicked that Facebook button, but then it occurred to me that Numby at the Post always gushes about London. They’ll probably send him along with you. That Numby in a pressurized cabin cutting dust farts every two seconds between beer soaked stories of Shanahan’s Broncos and the glory days of Huckdort Cutler? –No thanks.

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Klis Makes Sense

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Finally, some sense presented over there at the Denver Post, I wonder what the hell happened… I’m beginning to think that Mike Klis reads P.P. Dublinski.

OK, Mike, being a 30-plus-year Broncos fan, I can’t stand the thought of Orton starting another season. What’s the realistic chance of Brady Quinn getting a shot? Orton is not a Super Bowl quarterback and will never play in one.
–Dave, Highland, Calif.

“Sorry, but I think the only chance the Broncos have of snapping their four-year playoff drought this season is if Orton is their starting quarterback…

…But I do believe if he quarterbacks a team that has a solid running game and a defense that can stop the run, Orton can lead a team to a Super Bowl.”

Hi Mike. Which Broncos rookie do you see having the biggest impact next season?
–Eddie, Las Vegas

“Top rookie contributions figure to come from Tebow, who would give the Broncos a double-option threat of pass or run on short-yardage and goal-line situations, and the two rookie offensive linemen, center J.D. Walton, and guard Zane Beadles.”

Certainly flies in the face of the trade Orton now garbage, what was it 9,000 sea cucumbers saying trade Orton now in that poll over there?

You people out there will come to learn I am reality when it comes to Broncos information. I don’t throw out a bunch of half baked ideas that don’t make any sense. You got people making their mock drafts around the premise of Marshall returning, how ridiculous. Floating “pay Marshall 50 million,” or “maybe we’ll franchise him after this year.” This defense should be improved this year, but oh no you had a bunch of goonballs crying in their soup over Nolan leaving, saying woe is me. Numby saying “maybe the wrong coach left town,” at his departure. So what is it Numby? Is McDaniels the golden boy who will be the Broncos coach for years to come? Or is he not his own man and should be run out of Denver?

That Numby’s a flip flopper, plain and simple. Not me, I’ve been shooting straight the entire time. The only little, tiny hitch in my record was saying that we won’t take Tebow that high in the draft, but McDaniels knew Tebow possessed the skills to help remedy what we sucked at last year: getting short yardage when it counted. Tim “the Gadget” Tebow was too valuable to pass up as an X Factor on third downs. Too valuable to a team that sorely needed help in that area.

I predicted the dismissal of Jay Huckdort Cutler, months before anyone, everyone was talking “the next John Elway,” back then. Oh how that Huckdort lets them fly on a line way down the field… yeah, only to get picked off at the worse possible times and lose the games time and time again.

I knew he didn’t look right.

I knew Shanahan was gone, told them to boot him right on out of here. He stayed on too long and his many acquisitions of questionable character smacked of desperation. Not to mention the team was spoiled with this practicing without pads nonsense–you allow that privilege to fly with a Super Bowl caliber team, not 8 and 8 mediocrity.

I knew Marshall was gone, this coach ain’t gonna eat his BS. Plain and simple. I don’t care how many times they hugged, didn’t fool me none, they’re just emotional warriors at game time. No way this coach would suffer Marshall a minute longer, no way, no how would he be on our opening day roster in 2010.

I was out there saying McDaniels would put his foot down on this spoiled Broncos team, I was out there saying it in February a month after we acquired him. I knew he had the mark of a winner, and I instantly perceived the broad he goes with is all class. I trumpeted his arrival knowing he would reign with an iron fist and that he was indeed a genius.

As for those who don’t think Tebow will be out there this year on short yardage duty: Get ready to throw the remote at the screen when the evil McDaniels pits the future “pocket passer” against NFL caliber linebackers.

It is behooven of me to address the lies, the distortions, the miscalculations and the general nonsensical prophecies of those who don’t know this team. You got some goober up there at the Denver Post who claims he’s in good with the players, he points back to his long career reporting on the Broncos since the Orange Crush days and yet he’s perennially wrong, time and time again.

The past don’t mean nothing, because you covered the team in the past, don’t mean you have a handle on what’s going on now. Such experience doesn’t make you “numb” to saying stupid things.

Can you believe some of this stuff? Can you imagine if we had that Numby at the Post in charge of this team? Let’s see, don’t get Ryan Clady, do everything we can to keep Jay Huckdort Cutler from leaving and crying, bankrupt the team to pay Marshall and Cutler, don’t draft Moreno (who Numby is all of a sudden high on), sit Orton for Simms, the wrong coach left in January. Among other nonsense, the cherry on top is trade Orton now.

Numby saying Moreno was a mistake, people out there making up cute names “noyards Moreno,” all along I said this kid’s shown the requisite flashes and he will be a very good running back and catches out of the backfield brilliantly. We’ll see who the geniuses are.

Trade the one proven quarterback we have going into this season–we don’t even know if the other two can play?

Unbelievable.

But that’s OK, I will not be dismissed, I will not be truncated and or bifurcated, my words are iron and my Broncos wisdom is second to none. If the suits at the Denver Post were intelligent enough to hire me, I would bring that entire paper to greatness. I should rename this site, forget “mighty Broncos wisdom,” it’s P.P.’s Broncos Wisdom, and some of you will learn to address me with civility and as the genius I am. Some of you people will learn I’m trying to help you people. Helping you from saying ridiculous things out there, but at the rate the inane banter continues–I don’t hold out much hope.

9,000 degenerated sea cucumbers saying trade Orton now–unbelievable, what’s happened to that city? Fans cheering a gooned out pick throwing GQ posing dort, and on the other hand booing a blue collar worker who is all class? Scalping off your tickets to Steeler and Raiders fans so they can swing their terrible towels and put up a makeshift black hole in our stadium?

Now that I think of it, the 9,000 sea cucumbers in that poll don’t surprise me after all.

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Dissecting the Mainstream Tebow Talk

Saturday, July 10th, 2010

We’ve got a guy over there at the New York Times lecturing us on the Broncos, probably some suit who won’t even be watching the team come September. Mr. Andy Benoit does a halfway decent piece about last year’s Broncos team and this year’s offseason acquisitions. When it comes time for his opinion on the Tebow situation though, the proverbial train runs off the track. First, let’s be clear about who McDaniels is.

So, what to make of McDaniels? The answer doesn’t seem difficult, but when you open your mouth to say it, nothing comes out. He’s either a hero or a villain – you just can’t yet tell which. All you know is that it’s one extreme or the other. It has to be – everything McDaniels has done thus far has been extreme.

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Eric Decker on Schedule for Broncos Training Camp

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Good news as WR Eric Decker is coming along from his Lisfranc injury and is taking part in drills, running routes and catching passes in Larry Fitzgerald’s camp up in Minnesota.

Boring news as the Broncos also picked up OT Kirk Barton off waivers from Detroit and waived free-agent wide receivers Dicky Lyons and Landis Williams.

Hell of a bender this weekend. Hope you all had as much fun as I did.

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Happy 4th of July

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

Hope all my wonderful and adoring fans out there, for which there are many, have a happy and safe fourth of July.

Since I’ve taken over this site, it’s reached the first page of Google and the unique visitors per month have doubled. I want to take this opportunity to thank all you people out there for your patronage, I’m sure you’re aware of my insight and track record concerning Broncos information. You come here, you won’t get a bunch of bar-room mind turds like that Numby at the Post squeezes out on a whim. That Kiszla, that Numby, that Krieger, they’re weak. They break and they bend with the winds, they float out a bunch of crap hoping to get people talking. Not me, I am a rock. When you build your house on P.P.’s wisdom, you build it on a rock.

Now don’t end up like that Simms, stay home if you smoke one of them coners full of Humbolt Fog.

Me, I will be cruising down in Summerville tonight, and there ain’t a damn thing anybody can do about it.

If the stop sign or yield sign near your house ends up bent clean in half–maybe it was me, maybe not. If there’s donut tracks a half foot deep in your front yard, don’t bother with the search. If you wake up to a crazy noise and come out of your house to a thick wall of smoke from a hellatious brake stand, just go back inside. I cannot be stopped, I will not be stopped and I will leave those who try and stop me, I will leave those who try and truncate me and my talents, I will leave them in the proverbial dust.

To you poor saps in Summerville, better brace yourselves cause Hurricane P.P. is a comin’

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Woody Paige’s Protege Simms Busted for Weed

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Chris Simms, the ex-savior of the Denver Broncos 2009 season, the man who Numby believed should have wrested the starting gig from Kyle “no respect” Orton was recently charged with supposedly smoking something like a massive coner full of Northern Lights and riding around New York all gooned out and googly eyed.

It’s too bad I guess, rather unfortunate since we could have swung a trade this summer: Orton for Simms, because Simms is a superior quarterback according to an expert at the Denver Post.

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