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Magic bag Mcdanels versus the Jeff Fischel

Thursday, September 30th, 2010
josh mcdaniels jeff fisher

mcdanels verse the hoary ameoba mullet guy

Hey guy what go on. Mcdanels face the Jeff fischel in the nashvile guy this weekend yes. it time for brocno revenge yes. Last week was corny guy, real corny but it time to bounce back like the conan barabariat guy.

conand get he revenge in crazy stick place

The concan barabariat know what best in life guy. He say you have has to ruiner you enemy holmes. All of them. THis is like the good in life yes. Bronco cheerleader is too. and cola.  Many time i watch concan as kid and on hbo the concan come on many time and like I learnt how to flip sword like he. I can do flip sword like the conand guy. He take crumb sword he get from this guy crumb and he flip all crazy and driver a way all he enemies guy. that was pretty cool.

conand barbariant say bronco cheerleader best in life. no I say this guy

THe bronco need do this guy come on. The bronco did not hone it last week guy they need to hone now. Got to hone it guy. got to come correct you know what  I saying. Got to break down side line to side line yes. GOT TO KEEP SQARE YOU SHOULDER YES>

COME ON LAURENT MARONY DONT FUMBLE GUY TOTE YOU ROCK AND MAKE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB PRUOD>

Bronco must run and destruct enemy team run. THis good stategy conand would use guy I know he would do this. He no mess around whe nconand was 1 and 2 he done makey this crazy walls things of sticks and rock and he say come on holmes come get me know yes. come try to get know an I BALL YOU UP GUY.HE DONE BALL UP ALL OF THEM GUY.

The spirit of foul degenrate toad still hover over the invescoe guy. Some one need to find he controller room while bronco take vacationing in nashvile guy I think he is eating the hoary goat weed too. this no good come of this.

mcdanels must scrift the goal line play guy. all of them. Scripft the play cause what happe nno work guy it no work last week. The ameoba offence must take new shape guy. The horton aerial feats must hone in end zone guy come on. GRANFATHER PAY OUT HIND QUART OT SEE BRONCO COME ON NO SPENCE LARSEND BIG HITTED WHERE IS THE BIG HIT GUY. CONCAN SAY CUSH YOU ENEMY GUY BUT BRONCO IS NOT CRUSHING THEY WHERE IS THE SPENCE LARSEND TRAIN HIT BALL IN AIR OH SNAP EVRY BODY ON THEY FEET NOW/

THE HORTON AERIAL FEAT PROPELLER ARM ACCRATE RAIN DOWN ON THE TITAN ALL DAY IN AIR.

IN AIR!

THE TITAN DONE SAY I IS CANT TAKE THIS GUY THE BALL COME FROM EVRY WHERE WHO GON GET THIS THEY DONE SPEAD AROUND WHEN THEY HAD THE MARSHIALL IT WAS EASY GUY BUT NOT NOW.

IT HORTON AERIEL FEATS.’

HORTON AERIEL FEAST TO LOYDS FOR CIRCUS CATCH AND 6. WHERE IS THE CIRCUS CATCH LAST WEEK GUY COME ON.

WHERE IS ARE BALL UP LINE BACKS GUY. WHERE IS THEY. LINE BACK OF MIDDEL SUPPOSE TO BALL GUY UP SO BADLY COME ON DJ WILLAM COME ON HAGANS GOT TO KEEP MOVE FEET GOT TO KEEP HEAD UP DRIVE THRUOGH AND BALL UP GUY SO BADLY. IN BAck field. WHEWRER IS THE DAWKIN GUY. WHERE IS THE DAWKIN BIG HITTED. DONT BE SILENT DAWLKIN COME ON. DONT BE CORNY GUY COME ON LET DO THIS. THE DAWKIN SAY GOT TO TAKE COMEON TAKE THE BIG HITTEDS GUY BEFOUR YOU KNOW SEASON OVER AND NO BIG HIT ALLOW ANY MOAR.

Guy say the Jeff fischel amoeba mullet grow if he angry guy. it the ameoba mullet. He angry spirit guy he say mcdanels is foul for badmouth charger guy. I do not belief this because it is charger guy. you know what I saying.

chris johnson

must stop the chris john son guy

mcdanels must make he stand like conand barbariat with stick and stones. incrazy place/ we loose this gamewe done loosed to many guy come on. Bronco must baller up they chris johnsond. If the johnsond run for many yard we is all done guy. I do not belief the bronco will can let this happen . we baller up they chris johnsond and pick off the young guy.  Horton aerial feats rain down to demarial thonmas for 6 guy all day like this you know what I saying. got to come correct. the bronco will run better they must run better guy I know they can do this. the albino bronco crab appeciate good running guy. tote you rock dont disgrace the giant albino bronco crab guy. The bronco WIN 26 to 13 yes/

giant albino bronco crab apeciate good running guy

Foul winds Bronco loosed to Colt agan

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

foul winds

hey guy what go on. Foul winds. FOUL WINDS the colt beated the Bronco again guy what give. Granfather was is very disappont guy, he very silently now guy., You know it bad when granfather walk out before game end. Granfather sheller out for the directional tv online. he pay out hind quart for this and we hook up to tv from lap top and can see game guy that is cool but bronco loosed and granfather say he wish he not pay for this if bronco so foul guy.

granfather come back and he no eat guy. he sit stare at wall and take no food. Food have no flavor guy not for granfather. hole house silent. what give when Bronco loosed to the payted manning agan for so many time. this corny guy. real corny and foul.

The Bronco run is foul. why can we no run block guy we have the clady giant of the denver come on what give. we have big new guy like three new guy and what give no run. these are hoge guy but no run still what give. Got to tote yuo rock you know what I saying got to toe you load guy, but bronco no can will do this.

the Horton aeriel feats went all kind of crazy in air but it npot enough guy. The horton done throwed for like six hundred yard guy. that was crazy but no even this beated the payted manning guy. cpome on, Beated and juked guy that is foul.

I think the foul degenrate toad have control of the stadiat controls guy. I think he done get to the Invescsoe control panels guy and he in control now. foul degenrate toad he come in night. He probable no get what he wish for in chrismas time now he take out on bronco guy.

foul degenrate toad have invescoe control i know he does guy

I think the mcdanels need to find shanhan’s magic hoar-farm bag guy. I think he need to find this like right now guy. Forget about you first fifteen play but scripft the goal line play yes. All of them. scripft the goal line play cause it no work guy. IT NO WORKING. COME  ON

Grandfather stand make sine of the claw on thrid downbut it no work guy in second hlaf of game,. He very upset guy. He do this many time on big time in game but bronco defence no answer guy. he think the claw loosed it power guy and that is foul.He say the bronco is make him look corny. He very ashame,

SOMEONE NEED TO FIND FOUL DEGENRATE TOAD INVESCOE CONTROL PANEL GUY> and turn it around holmes cause the bronco is real mess up at home yes.

what happen to the Horton guy whe n we have has march you feild all day and then like it peter out so badly at goal line guy. I think we need to give clady ball on goal line. RUN THE CLADY ON GTOAL LINE. come on guy, he is giant of the denver.

it Bronco only one and two guy but come on cant makey you habit of loose like this guy. I dont know what  the bronco can do guy. Got to exective got to executive yuou plays. When guy no executive the play Shanhan say FART do again maybe the mcdanels need to say this.

I hope the ryan harries come back guy maybe this good luck sign cause it seem real foul when he is not hear. Tiki torch go with to the Bandon Loyds guy, he was crazy he have the career game guy. he play the good for us. but but Horton throw the one pass into dirt and that when granfather leave he say peh peh and he leaved guy that was foul. he so angry the colt win the bronco again they are very evil enemy team to bronco guy so many time. horton could get for so many yard but he throw corny pass bad pick hurt bronco yes.

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Monday Night Huck

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Hucky versus Green Bay on Monday Night Football. I’m predicting two dorts tonight. One of which will be a dreaded, thoroughly devastating yet ultimately entertaining “untimely” dort.

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Colts 27 Broncos 13 – Stink, Stank, Stunk

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Something stinks in “Invesco” field.

I smell a stink, and I’ve got a feeling it’s gonna linger a while.

The same stink as last year, you smell it long enough and you get sick and tired of it and  you’ve got to get away from it.

The short story of the Broncos vs the Colts: The Colts score touchdowns, the Broncos don’t.

The Broncos are lights out moving the ball from their 20 yard line to the opponents 20, but the stinkfest begins in the red zone.

Lame playcalling, poor execution in the red zone and embarrassing run blocking is a recipe for stink.

The decisions to go for it down in the red zone multiple times instead of taking three points will come under fire, but McDaniels knows you don’t beat the Colts with field goals. Still, you need to perform when you go for it, you’ve got to show some creativity and throwing the same damn pass twice in a row don’t cut the Chad Mustard. Neither does that absolutely dreadful throw by Orton on fourth and three in the second half. What the hell was that? That was beyond a dud. That was %$%& and a $%&%y play. If you’re gonna go for it there, fine, but call a timeout, get a good play in there. That was garbage, bad throw, dumb play; the blame goes all around for that piece of crap.

Three points in the first half against the Colts. Yeah that’s great. That’s wonderful. That’s a recipe for success.

Like I said this team needs to score 24-28 points a game in order to be successful. The chances are right there, but we’re not getting it done.

This week’s games: 20 -7 … 38 – 13 … 29 – 10 … 38 – 30 … 24 – 17 … 31 – 10 … 27 – 13 … 24 – 10 … 27 – 24 … 30 – 16 … 28 – 3 … 24 – 23 … 27 – 13 … 27 – 20

The winners average 24 – 28 points and the losers don’t. The losers suck.  And they probably smell. In fact, I’m sure they give off a foul odor. The losers offer up this thirteen points crap and it stinks to high heaven.

The 7 and 9, 8 and 8 Broncos showed up in Jacksonville and again today. The only hope we have is to reverse the trend where the team started off good then finished lame last year.

The defense played well overall, but there’s something fishy going on with our defense in the second half of Broncos games. The defense is good for giving up at least one huge play in the second half. Third and eleven turns into a huge bomb for forty yards. We can count on our opponent making some huge play(s) in the ass-end of the game. What a load of crap. Same as last year, third and twenty five in the Eagles game, fourth and ten in the Raiders game and we couldn’t make a play.

Losing at home so often is nonsense.

Say what you want about the Seahawks, at least they know how to win at home.

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Colts 13 Broncos 3 at the Half and It Ain’t Pretty

Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Embarassing.

The only silver lining on this lame effort is that we’re only down 10.

Horrible playcalling and execution on the first two drives. Did they think we’re playing the Ravens out there? Little dinks and dunks and runs that don’t work.

I hope we can put to rest the notion that the Broncos have running backs who ” just can’t find the holes.”

That’s a lot of backs who can’t find the holes.

There ain’t no holes, and our run blocking is anemic.

Pathetic to run on the goal line all those times and come up short. It’s the right call going for it on fourth down there on the one–and it sure wasn’t Maroney’s fault–but our run blocking sucks.

After our defense does its job and gets Manning off the field, Orton comes out there and looks like Brady Quinn in the preseason. Even my grandmother could see he was throwing to Thomas on that interception play, very weak. Sick and tired of this team folding at home against good teams.

A lot of garbage penalties and non-penalties out there, but hey that’s what happens when your team is playing like the crud. This offense better shape up in the next half or I will be rightly pissed.

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Moreno and Harris Out for Colts Game

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Knowshon Moreno got injured somehow on Thursday (isn’t it nice someone on this site is keeping tabs on actual up-to-date Broncos information.) What the hell, this kid can’t seem to stay on the field. OT Ryan Harris will miss the Colts game too, and no word yet on Bailey and Goodman’s status for Sunday. I ‘m hoping at least one of our banged up starting cornerbacks are ready to play.

I believe this game hinges on the Broncos offense showing up and performing. We got to score touchdowns and sustain drives. We’ll get to see what Maroney brings to the table, seems they’re suiting up that Andre Brown we got from the Giants too. Our running game hasn’t been good, but it’s been good enough. Stats schmatts, we ran the ball effectively last week, we ran the ball well when it counted, and as bad as the stats have been our running game isn’t a complete joke–it must be honored and that’s been “good enough” so far.

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Magic Bag corny Colt versus Broncos

Friday, September 24th, 2010

MR O verse mcdanels guy

hey guy what goes on. the colt come to town this weekend guy and they leader is mr O. who is this guy. what is he name. no one know this. aks anybody guy they not know this name. nobody know colts leader name.

THere was this kid in the high school and no one say any thing to him guy. no body knowed who he is they just say that Mr O guy. No one talk to Mr. O. he like ghost kid no one know./

The Payted manning is very powerful guy but now we have has the demarial thomas for the Horton aerial feats guy. The demarial is like the star/ the new star of the aeriel Horton feats guy. He move you chains all day guy. He make you defence backs look old and slow,.and corny. he the marvellous wheel contender speed/ he always the open no one cover this guy. he weapon of the denver so badly guy.

The Horton gon rain down football on you colt like mad fool posses. Horton done heared a who and it say demarial thonmas guy. all day floater bomb end zone reach over defence backed and 6. It like take candy from bay bay you know what I saying guy THIS HOW WIDE OPEN ALL DAY LIKE THIS. HE COME CORRECT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING>

the Demarial Thonmas makey website guy.

bay bay thomas broncos

BRONCO CHEERLEAD YES

was can you still vote for the demarial rookie of week.

The knowshont morenote  is gon have big game too guy I just knowed it. I knowed he will do this. he will come correct just dont funble guy. he very lucky last week guy dont disappont you giant albino bronco crab guy, giant albino bronco crab almost dishonor but went out of bound thankful for this. all those corny fast Colt defence end say run up feild all crazy then Horton gon say take off guy, take off I done dumper off to morenote and 40 yard. wall of danies grahm blocking guy. I know they will do this.

Maybe they run the clady this game guy.l the clady is back and he feel he oats guy. He feel he oates maybe they give the clady ball on goal line. that would b cool. grandfather rise out of chair and hold one hand out with power when clady get ball last year. the ameoba offence have game plan for clady yes. special paige for clady in it yes. that is cool. I could not belief this guy. the clady was run with football but no one block guy. no one block forthe clady guy that was foul. you know wjhat I saying. Line up the tim tebote and the clady next to Horton on goal line, oh snap guy. oh snap what you gon do they could do so many thing from this.

the dight freeney talk smack of the tebone guy. he say he want to hit the tim tebone guy that is mess up. Oh snap I think the clady gon take this personal guy. No body talk smack about clady guy he defend. I think the clady gon ball up the feeney for this guy. oh yes. it insult to clady guy. the fereeny think he gon get past the clady this easy guy. he gon have long day, oh snap. I think the clady gon pan cake the freeney guy. Pass you maple sarup guy it gon be all you can eat pan caking all day. ALL DAY/ the clady gon fall on feeney as get up guy I know he will granfather will watch for this tivoe rewind laugh many time yes.

the Bronco Horton is win. 27 to 24 last minute matt prated feild goal send MR O back to indanaplis with warty three eye foul degenrate toad rain from sky. this for so many bronco loosed to colt guy.

foul disease degenrate toad rain from sky near enemy team land after bronco win

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Broncos vs Colts NFL Week 3 – Jason Campbell Benched

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

P.S. I hear people talking up that Huckdort now that he’s leading in the stats. #1 The Lions were absolutely robbed in the Bears game and #2 it’s just a matter of time before Huckdort crashes and burns. These little streaks give him confidence. He knows he wants to dort.

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