Archive for September, 2011

Denver Company Plants First Tebow Billboard

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

First Tebow Billboard Arrives (Karl Gehring Denver Post)

I don’t care what anyone says, I think it’s hilarious. Maybe there will be more. It’s likely after we slog through a few more weeks of banal mediocrity on a level hitherto never before seen. Only a weenie would get bent out of shape over this.  Good for this company, I bet one swoosh dot com or whatever the hell it is just got a ton of hits.

We're getting rooked out of Timmy Teebs (Karl Gehring Denver Post)

By the way, I wonder if the Broncos have opened up any communication with the Colts yet. Probably not. But they should. I’d tell them we have a younger version of Kerry Collins available for half a ham sandwich.

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Hopeless Broncos Fans Brace for a Beatdown

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Seems that Tiki is off somewhere in a ditch with his head in the sand. Way to leave the site derelict. Guess I can’t blame him, I can’t imagine life right now for Broncos fans who actually think we’re going to win a bunch of games this year.

Never in 35 years as a Broncos fan have I been so utterly apathetic to the cause. I can’t be the only one. It’s unbelievable, it really is. Even last year, even early last year I was hopeful we’d go 9-7 and maybe just maybe get a playoff spot… we all know how that went.

Colonel Klink Captain Schulz John Fox John Elway

Captain John Fox Schulz and Colonel Klink Elway

Never before have I been so bored with the Broncos. The defense? Well, it’s the bright spot, I mean Von Miller’s doing OK and all… but that offense. Wow is that offense dismal.

Last Sunday we needed the great Norris Weese out there waving his arms telling the damn coach not to run up the middle on fourth down.

We got Klis over at the Denver Compost, we got this Klis character who said we’ll “win more than we lose with Orton,” we got this Klis who thought the Broncos would go 10 and 6 or better, we got this buffoon over there making all kinds of excuses for Kyle Orton.

Skewed perception has to be another factor. How else to explain why there’s such an outcry for Tebow, who has a 1-2 career record, to replace Orton, who is 1-2 this season?

“A lot of the noise outside this building is obviously coming from the previous two years,” John Elway, the Broncos’ executive director of football operations, said in reference to the Broncos finishing 4-12 in 2010 and losing eight of their last 10 in 2009. “And that’s understandable given what we’ve been through. But (head coach) John Fox wasn’t here, I wasn’t here, most of this staff wasn’t here.

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"Just Believe"

Comparing the kid’s starting record to Orton’s record this season? What a fart. That isn’t even a joke, it’s an absolute fart Klis. You’re farting out your mouth and onto the page. Holy crap is this guy grasping at straws. Way to compare a rookie coming in cold to a seven year veteran. The first one is excusable when he falters–there is still hope–the other is now tiresome and inexcusable, he is what he is.

But oh no, Elway and Fox weren’t here. John Elway claims “they still don’t know what they have in Orton,” because in the last two years they haven’t seen him play with a running game and a defense.

Earth to Elway: He still doesn’t have either of those things and he’s the same quarterback. You watched the games the last two seasons, just open your eyes for crying out loud. Doesn’t take a genius to realize how limited Cuckooman Orton is. From the same article:

There is reason for hope. In a 17-14 loss to Tennessee, the NFL’s top-ranked defense, the Broncos had a 16-play, 80-yard touchdown drive that took up more than eight minutes. They had a 15-play, 80-yard touchdown drive against Cincinnati, the league’s No. 3 defense, that lasted 8 1/2 minutes. They also had a 12-play, 80-yard touchdown drive against Oakland.

“I think we’re getting close,” Orton said. “We would have liked to have scored more than 17 points against Tennessee, but I think we’ve taken a lot of positives away. We’re a lot better third-down football team. I think in the red zone, we’re getting better. Minus the goal line stand, we were 2-for-2. So, we’re improving. Now it’s just getting the sense of urgency and getting everybody to do it right, and then I think you’ll start seeing 35 points on the board rather than 23.”

I don’t care where “Cincinnati” is ranked defensively, if it’s high it’s a fluke right now. It’s a joke. Tennessee’s defense isn’t that great either. Didn’t impress me. I see Cincinnati as a team that will be right there with the Broncos in suckitude all season and perhaps Tennessee is a 9 and 7 team at best. But oh no, did you see those amazing dink and dunk drives down the field? Those drives we manage once per game or so? Oh they were special weren’t they? We had good drives at times last year. We scored less than 21 points per game in nine games last year. We’re on track to repeat that crap and the one game where we scored 23 points was due to Eric Decker’s punt return. Way to take credit for those points Orton. I’ll be waiting for the 35 point games… maybe against the hapless Chiefs.

At least you have hope Klis. Maybe we’ll go on a big winning streak when Dumervil gets back and get that playoff berth you felt so sure about there Klis. Klis goes on to throw out a bunch of meaningless statistics trying to say Kyle Orton really is a good steady QB and plays well in the clutch. Thanks for your contribution Klis, I bet the front office is happy.

“Win more than we lose with Kyle Orton.”

Legwold chimes in with the usual spin. He’s defending his beloved practice player, claiming the defense is the problem–not Orton. Nice try Legwold.

The Broncos’ defense has surrendered at least 375 yards in 11 of those losses, at least 400 yards three times and at least 500 yards three times.

And although NFL personnel people will always consider quarterback most important piece in team building, none of the hugely significant issues listed above that the Broncos have faced over the last three seasons has anything to do with the player behind center.

NFL League Source

League source says: "Just blame the defense."

Dingleberries Legwold, dingleberries. Our frequent three and outs with clutch Kyle are a serious strain on our mediocre defense. We hand the ball back to the opposing offense time and time again, especially with the game on the line. You see that Titans team early on? Bumbling, stumbling, just like the Bengals–you wait til we play an offense. I remember games last year where our defense kept us competitive until the half, but our inability to maintain drives and score points caught up with us as usual. Our defense wears down with all these three and outs, especially in the second half. It’s BS that Orton doesn’t have a hand in that. He fails to move the chains in key spots and that’s a problem.

Legwold and Klis: eternal optimists.

At least Krieger seems to be falling off the bandwagon, but that doesn’t prevent him from spouting nonsense:

They’ve loaded the remnants of the Josh McDaniels debacle into a chartered aircraft and they’re flying it around the country as if it has a chance to compete for an NFL championship. That’s really the only possible rationale for starting a veteran quarterback in the last year of his contract.

But I’m guessing pretty much everyone in that building on Broncos Parkway knows by now it’s not true. McDaniels left a multiyear rebuilding project in his wake, and Elway and Fox are left with the unenviable job of picking up the pieces.

That’s why the shots already flying their way from unhappy fans are misdirected. They’re not responsible for any of this. They’re the cleanup crew.

“As if it had a chance to compete for an NFL Championship.” Get a load of this Krieger. Yeah buddy, you were all in, along with your pals Klis and Legwold. Oh you guys believed we’d have a great running game, a great defense. Oh and I remember what you said about Orton and Quinn: “Kyle Orton gives the Broncos credibility,” and “Brady Quinn deserves to be the backup.”

You excited Krieger? Two more losses and maybe your boy Brady Quinn gets in there. I hear he’s the future of the franchise.

“As if it had a chance.” Yeah, you thought so,  didn’t you Krieger?

“Don’t fire shots at Elway and Fox, they’re just the cleanup crew… misdirected anger”… what an absolute turd. Nice try Krieger, nice try. Sorry buddy, we don’t have any reasons to ass sniff “EFX” right now. What have they done for us lately? Oh yeah, botch a trade that marginalizes our rookie QB and leaves us with a journeyman at the helm, a free agent QB who is losing games?

Oh yeah, I guess trading away a good football player in Jabar Gaffney for absolute squat is simply “cleaning up McDaniel’s mess.”

We drafted Von Miller, fine, good pick. Dareus would have been a good pick. Peterson too. Just sayin’

Who did we grab in free agency? McGahee, Bunkley? Ty Warren? Not atrocious but not good either. McGahee’s fine, but he won’t last at this pace.

What did we hear in the preseason, eh? We’re gonna win more with Orton? We’ll run the ball 500 times? We’ll go with the soon to be free agent veteran because he’ll win us games? How’s that for judgement?

The Post parroting a bunch of crap, people going on about an amazing new running game (we changed one offensive lineman) Orton having a career year and Lloyd in the Pro Bowl–most definitely, right?

Sorry if I and many, many others aren’t enthused with “EFX” right now.

Win more with Orton...

They haven’t earned squat yet.

Oh yeah, there’s a game this Sunday. Sorry I almost forgot.

I should put another green peg on my reality meter right this minute.

1-3 eh? Better hope we win the San Diego game or reality will smash this team in the face much faster than I anticipated.

Titans 17 Broncos 14 – Reality is Nearly Here…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

1 and 2.

Closing in on 1 and 3.

Not to worry, we’ll win more than we lose with Kyle Orton. The “dream team” Eagles are 1 and 2, so the playoffs aren’t out of the question for the Broncos too… right?

The Broncos offense dinked and dunked, their defense gave up a huge play in the fourth quarter and their running game was so so against a bad team. Same old Broncos in the ass end of the game. It’s been a broken record for years.

The Tennessee Titans suck. They suck. The Titans aren’t much better than Cincinnati. Better defense, that’s about it. Killing themselves with penalties left and right, practically handing the game to the opposing team.

The Broncos should have won–which goes to show how bad the Broncos really are.

This offense and the way it’s set up, this offense and especially the quarterback is incapable of big plays down the field in the fourth quarter. Totally incapable. No wonder why people always say Kyle Orton can’t get it done in the clutch, no wonder why they say he can’t muster come from behind wins.

He can’t. Can we all agree? This dink and dunk offense sucks. Boring as &^$ing hell.  I hope some of you people are actually enjoying yet another year of the Kyle Orton offense in Denver.

Dink and dunk takes forever to march the field, dink and dunk doesn’t win games in the fourth quarter. Our quarterback can’t throw a decent screen, he can’t evade the rush to make something happen to save his life.Our quarterback is limited with no intangibles. End of story. How much more do you need to see John Elway?

I give some credit to Willis McGahee. He runs very hard, he’s impressed me with his tenacious running. Offensively, that’s the only thing I’m impressed with.

The defense stopped the run, but Chris Johnson hasn’t started it up all season. No matter, we got whacked when it counted through the air.

John Fox going for it on fourth down didn’t bother me at all, what I took exception to is the play call. The Broncos don’t run the ball well up the middle in short yardage situations–we haven’t been able to do that for years now. The play before, McGahee ran off tackle for a couple yards and managed to drag one guy… running off tackle again would have been a better call there.

I am just about furious at this team right now. I told you people we were squandering this season and let’s face reality: We are squandering this losing season.

We failed, FAILED to embrace the future and look at us now. Stuck in the mire of mediocrity behind a journeyman quarterback who is a free agent at the end of the season. Mired in an offense that’s about as exciting as a Mongolian Cluster Fart.

We’re on our way to 1 and 4. 1 and %*%(*ing 4. Even with my prediction of 6 and 10 I figured we’d win the first two games.

Never fear, “we’ll win more than we lose with Orton.” “Orton gives us credibility.”

Are people even going to watch this team in a few more weeks? Are people going to pay good money to see this team in its current state?

I’m furious at this front office, this waffling management that was about to embrace the future and instead turned around on a dime. They decided we’d magically become a playoff team with the guy we just tried to trade.

What an insult.

We’re looking down the barrel at 1-4. Down the river on a $^ithouse door baby.

What’s the coach gonna do when we’re 1-4? When we’re 1-4 we should trade our incredible starter to the Colts and get our rookie ready during the bye week. But oh no, that’s admitting the front office made a huge mistake in giving the journeyman all the first string snaps in the preseason. If you know this John Fox character, we’ll be 1 and 4 and he’ll probably do nothing.Maybe Brady Quinn will start in week nine–gee won’t that be amazing. Better get your tickets early for that one.

This is a joke. It really is.

I will soon demand apologies and resignations. There are people in this Broncos organization who think they know football and they don’t. They don’t.

Trust John Fox? Trust John Elway and Xanders?

Why? All I see is a bad team, a bad team with a front office that made a big mistake at the beginning of training camp. I see management that thought it was going to win a bunch of games this year without changing much of the personnel on the field. I see a bad team that’s losing.

This front office lied to itself. Some of these players lied to themselves. Face it, the Broncos are no playoff team. So plain to see, I saw it from miles away. But oh no, Kyle Orton’s gonna be a Pro Bowler.

Yeah, a Pro Bowler if six or seven other guys don’t show.

Brandon Lloyd to the Pro Bowl? Not likely either.

Trade Orton now, start the kid who played well in the final three games last season and see what we’ll need to draft next year–sensible right?

Instead we’re spinning our wheels in the mud. We’ve got management that’s delusional about the talent we have. Stick with the game managing journeyman and we’ll field a hell of a running game, a hell of a defense… sorry.

Welcome to Denver, it ain’t pretty right now.

Reality is almost here and there will be no excuses.

The Bronco against the Corny Mike munchkin

Saturday, September 24th, 2011
mike munchkin

the john fox spirit verse the mike munchkin

I look into magic bag. I see the mike munchkin small orage head. he beady eye and foul  green hair. hey guy he wearing look like the nasty bronco throw back socks. The munchkins say no guy dont beated me dont make me look corny at home in the nashvile. Bronco is ocming to the nashvile with revenge on they mind. the corny cortrand finnagan who tried beating horton last year hwat was that about guy. that guy is messed up. I fhope we get the clady to block he. the pancaking block of maybe the orlando franklins too you know what I saying. maybe if the cortrand come in on blitz the olando franklin will smash he into next week guy with powerful roundover punch. that would be cool. guy would say what was that and he say holmes that was the orlandon franklin gon mashing the cortrand into ground with lowest shoulder pad powering.

dont be corny horton be strong like fiery wind

the Horton must be crisp for bronco to win. NO ROOKIE MISTAKE GUY COME ON> got to hang on to you ball eric decked got to hang on to rock willits magahee. dont be corny and fumble guy. leave cola on porch for night before for giant albino bronco crab to ooze out of ground and get. he get cola and power of no fumbler transfer into hand arm coordinats for day of game yes. that how it work holmes dont dihonor you ginat albino bronco crab. giant albino bronco crab appeciate good running yes. dont be fool to trash talk he just move away guy.

giant albino bronco crab get

I hope the cortrand finnagan get polted some how guy who can go hit he and not get a flag. maybe the tebote will be send to block he guy taht would be cool to see what happen I bet the tebote could pan cake he guy. pan cake like the ed macafferty in souper bowl time. that was the coolest block guy come on and then he pont finger at guy he say guy you done get balled up. look at how balled up you now in front of girl freind in front of family all balled up on nation TV. what you gon do now guy you is over with and i win. thats what he sayed I betting.

this more like it guy how come not we sine this guy.

the bronco must find way to containitive the power run of the chris johnsons guy. got to keep you pad paralel to the line guy. got to keep you pad down head up got to hone it guy and keep you containitive. I not know what all this mean in high school guy say keep paralel to the line I just forget this and run at guy hard. guy say you got to hone it guy I dont know what hone mean either guy I just run at guy hardest hit can do. it worked guy most of the time I think. Bronco must hone it guy. we missing the elvis doomervil guy that is foul. come on doomervil stop be corny stop being the injury player. we need you guy dont be corny you make too much monies to be corny. I hope the chanp baily play cause like they have some guy the kenny brits who like is good. so it would be cool if like the chanp baily could get to he but cassial vaund was like pritty good guy last week yes.

 

I want to see the rahind moore hit some body guy come on do it again the rahine have real good hit last wee kI saw it guy when the guy was going for first down and the rahine say polt he say polt and guy was polted down hard onto ground with the furious arm smash. it save the game guy I not even kidding. like the robert ayer sack fierce in field goal area that save the game too guy. the fury of the horton might come out guy watch out for this. the titan was like think of trade for horton but they got the hasselback instead and now horton is like burn about this like very disgrunt. and the cortrand finnegan try to beat horton and he line man the kuper last year so horton is disgrunt he say they is was the foul player after game very foul like foul degenrate toad come in night to blow up in locker. taht how foul guy.

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corny mike munchak beg for the mercy

I think the bronco will win guy 22 to 17 it gon be close but like the mike munchkin will mess up and do something corny I just knowed it guy. He too mess up with he green hair and orage mess to lead to victorius you know what I saying. I hope will see the crush hit over middle guy many time I think the bronco defence will be all rile guy all pist off it gon be cage match from because of last year. cage match holmes you know what I saying and the munchkid gon tap out guy I know he will do this.

 

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Reality is Coming…

Friday, September 23rd, 2011

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Hey guy I find the Nick Fairly TOad

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

hey guy what go on. It real dank and dour outside yes. I find the new toad it the nick fairly toad. He was under tire he not gon live long if he keep acting the fool like that. I wonder why we no get the bomber toads guy. the bj raji toad the namdokah suh toad evrybody steal take the big toads on defence line guy. it hurting bronco not to have big toad there on line you know what i saying. where is all are biggest toads the ryan mcbean sanwich dont count guy.. I watch the nick fairly toad eat daddy long leg like three of them I not even kidding guy. one of these day we have the big toad line man that will be cool. the skilled hand arm coordinat pad under pad player. Nick failry taod is stay at home player the lon gleg spider come to he he not even moved. granfather say dont touch poison. the stay at home run stuffer player guy.  I still glad we have the vond miller guy.

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the nick fairly toad

foul degenrate toad was real pist off high on top of the invescoe sport authoritate last week cause the bronco win.

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Denver 24 Cincinati 22 FINAL WIN GAME WITH HORTON

Monday, September 19th, 2011
BRIAN DAWKINS JOHN FOX GATORADE

I WONDER IF THE JOHN FOX SPIRIT IS MAD AT THE DAWKIN NOW GUY

Horton is back guy he throw floater bomb to the eric decked for 6 guy. I saw it. The Horton is win again but it was not the best win but whatver guy. I is very woozy still from party las tnight guy. I got to this party with many fine lady yes and I was all crazy cause bronco winned and like the cops come cause some kid bang house with rock and they was like seperating us and like asking all these questons guy like what go on and I was like I not know what go on take off guy and they was like you freind just say he knowed what go on and I was like no guy I not know any thing and they leaved so that was cool,. We like had all these guy in closet when they came I so glad they did not look in the closet cause like they was like a hundred car outside but like ten people in house but they was like 50 people in closet guy that was messed up.

The joe may polted the cederic bensons with powerful smash guy. Guy say he got polted by the joe mays. I was like oh snap the joe may is for real guy you know wat I saying. COme one defence LINE DEFENSE LINE KEEP GUY OF FTHE JOE MAY KEEP THE JOE MAY IN SPACE TO MOVE AND HE WILL RUINER THE ENEMY TEAM PLAYER. RUIN GUY/

ERIC DECKER SPENCER LARSEN

THE ERIC DECKED FIGHTED THE SPENCE LARSON GUY I DIDNOT SEE THIS WHO WON

THE CEDERIC BENDSON HAVE NITMARE OF JOE MAYS NUMBER 51 COME CRUISING LIKE CRAZED MAN IN ALLEY ON LINE STRAIT TO THE CEDERIC BENSONS GUY. ALL DAY. THE CASIAL VAUHN WAS OK GUY THAT WAS COOL CAUSE LIKE CHANP WAS NOT THERE. THE EREIC DECKED DISHONER THE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB GUY. COME ON DONT BE CORNY AND FUMBLE YOU FOOTBALL GUY. TARNISH AN INSULT BUT THE ERIC DECKED COME BACK AND DO GOOD. HORTON NEED TO LEARN NOT TO DISHONER THE GIANT ALBINI BRONCO CRAB GUY. LEAVE COLA ON PORCH NITE BEFORE GAME FOR CRAB TO OOZE OUT OF GROUND., MAYBE THEY LEAVED ROOT BEAR GUY OR SASPARILA THAT NOT GON WORK GUY. GRANFATHERMAKE SASPARILA WIHT THIS STUFF ONCE GUY AND IT WAS PEH PEH IT WAS PEH IT STINK SO THE BADLY GUY. LIKE WATERY MILDEW. HAS TO BE COLA GUY COME ON DONT BE CORNY THEN YOU WILL HAVE THE INCISOR CLAW ACTON OF THE GIANT CRAB WITH HAND ARM CORDINATION NOT TO FUMBLE GUY YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING.

THE ROBERT AYERS COME IN NITE TIME AND DESTRUCT THE ENEMY TEAM PLAY IN CLUTCH PERFORMING. THE CLUTCH PERFMORMING OF THE ROBERT AYER GUY. HE MESSED UP THEY PLAY SO THE BADLY AT THE CLUTCH TIME. WHERE DID HE COME FROM GUY. GUY TURN AROUND AND WAS LIKE OH SNAP I HAVE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BALL AND THROW AWAY. SORRY GUY BRONCO WIN.

VON MILLER

the mile high saluting is back

THE CAMERA SHAKE IN BRONCO VITORIOUS GUY. THAT WAS GOOD. I SAW THE MILE HIGHEST SALUTE WITH THE VOND MILLER GUY. I WAS LIKE WHERE IS THE VOND MILER ALL GAME AND THERE HE WAS GUY WITH THE SHOE STRINGING TACKLE IN YOU BACK FILED SHOOTED THE GAP FOR LOSE YARDS AND THEN HE GET HE SACK TO BALL UP THE LAKE DAWSON QUART BACK GUY WHO WAS THAT GUY WAS IT LAKE DAWSON. THE RAHIN MOORE POLTED SOME GUY ON SIDE LINE TO MAKE FOR FIELD GOAL TOO GUY I SEE YOU NUMBER 26.

thnaks guy for saving the run

the WILLETS MAGAHEE RUN WITH SHOULDER DOWN FORCE TO OPPOSING THE ENEMY PLAYER AND WITH ONE HUNDRED YARD PERFORMINCE TAKE HEAT OFF HORTON TAKE HEAT OFF DEFENCE AND MOVE YOU CHAINS. THAT WAS ONE MAD CRAZY FOOL RUNNING GUY HE EVEN RUN INTO THE GOAL LINE FOR TOUCH DOWN AND 6 GUY. I THINK THE MAGAHEE SHOULD RUN EVERY GAME NOW GUY I THINK HE CAN WILL DO IT>

LAKE DAWSON IS CORNY NAME. REAL CORNY. THE BENGAL DESERVE TO LOOSED GUY. GRANDFATHER ACTUAL WATCH GAME. HE EAT REAL FOOD AND GO TO SLEEP. HE TALKED NORMAL LIKE. BRONCO IS 1 AND 1 SO THEY IS EVEN. I THOUGHT THE JOHN FOX SPIRIT WAS LIKE GON FACE THE JEFF FISCHEL NOW BUT ITS LIKE SOME NEW GUY.

Broncos 24 Bengals 22 – By the Skin of Their Teeth

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

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The Denver Broncos basically played the Denver Broncos today. Some will claim the running game is back, the run defense is fixed and the Broncos are sitting proud at the top of the division.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I saw two bad teams playing out there today.

The Broncos gave lowly Cincinnati every chance to win this game with a field goal and the Bengals screwed the proverbial pooch.

The real schedule begins next week against the Titans in Nashville. From there on out it won’t be pretty. We played a bad football team today at home and just eeked out a win.

We can run against the lowly Bengals, we can pass protect and we can defend their running game. We will not be able to do these things against the better teams.

All things considered though, Kyle Orton was a monster out there and the running game and defense is back baby! This team is sitting pretty atop the division!

McGahee is a beast!

Enjoy it while it lasts Broncos faithful. P.P. will weather the likes Mike Klis and his glowing assessments of the playoff-bound Broncos.

For a week.

 

Mike Klis Denver Post

"Just Believe"

Mike Klis Denver Post

"Just Believe"

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