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Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Hey guy the Bronco is rolling up ten to seven. The defence stop the Cederic Benson guy all day. I think we gon win this game guy even with no of the doomervil the lloyds the morenote guy. The willits magahee is magaheeing they into ground guy the ground and pound offence. I so happy we are gon win this game guy after so much defeat. So much defeat like stinking wet bag of manewer.  I saw a stinking wet bag of manewer at the lowe home depots and that was the bangals guy. that was they defence an offence you jknow what I saying. that how badly guy. Grandfather is watching game not leaving guy so that is cool.

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A Message for Alfred Williams and Mark Schlereth

Saturday, September 17th, 2011

104.3 “The Drive” radio station out of Colorado “interviewed” Kentucky Broncos fan Jesse Oaks about his idea to set up some Tim Tebow billboards in Denver. Instead of “interviewing him” they basically mocked him from the get go, ridiculing him for his billboard idea and they even belittled him for being a Broncos fan living in Kentucky.

I won’t link to the stupid radio piece, instead I will give credit to Troy Hufford who brought this to the attention of Broncos fans over at Mile High Report.

Now I don’t really care about the billboard. When I first heard of it I thought it was kind of funny and fans can do whatever they want. It shows how seriously fed up most fans are with the quarterback play of number 8. How fed up we are with the man who inspired us like never before against our blood rival last Monday Night. That was incredible, I actually watched it. Did you?

I don’t care about this “D-Mac” loser, he’s just some goober who sounds like he snorted a bunch of Vivarin, he’s there trying to play the role of antagonist.

The kid they interviewed didn’t seem like some stupid know-nothing a-hole, despite Alfred Williams and Mark Schlereth trying to paint him as one. Jesse Oaks claim’s he’s tired of Kyle Orton and wants a change at quarterback. It seems Mr. Oaks caved to recent outside pressure though and he decided to change the billboard over from a pro-Tebow message to a sign that just disses Kyle Orton. That was a mistake. Stick to your guns and screw everybody else. Only a first-rate moron would want Brady Quinn–a poor man’s Kyle Orton with no upside and a free agent to boot–only a sea cucumber would want Brady Quinn to take over for Kyle Orton this year.

I hear Brady Quinn's pretty good.

That’s why I dare John Fox to put in Brady Quinn. I dare you Mr. Fox to play Brady Quinn. You don’t like the Tebow chants? I wouldn’t put it past most reasonable people to just get up and walk out of that stadium if the mighty Quinnby gets the nod. A five year player with no upside. I don’t feel bad for Quinn either, he can get any broad he wants and he’ll have a great career as a CBS analyst.

I’m hoping like crazy they actually do that. I can’t wait to be that entertained. It better be a home game.

Getting back to business, Alfred Williams kept questioning whether Mr. Oaks trusts John Fox and John Elway… stating that if he trusted them then he surely trusts Xanders and the quarterback coach… The kid didn’t seem to want to throw Fox or his long time idol John Elway under the bus. He didn’t want to question them, he was simply sick of Orton. That was a mistake.

Trust John Fox. Trust John Elway. Why Alfred Williams? What have they done for us lately?

They drafted Von Miller which is good. They could have drafted Marcell Dareus which would have been good too. All I’m saying is the number two pick wasn’t some incredible decision only a true football genius could figure out.

The rest of the draft picks? Remains to be seen. Can’t say it was amazing work yet. Funny that defensive tackle was and still is a glaring need yet we’re going to stop people from running the ball? Oh yeah, there’s always free agency for that. We surely had a plan. A young power running back would have been nice–but there was a plan there too. Surely.

Next up, we botch the Orton trade. We’re all in to trade Orton–you can’t deny that one bit–we’re all in to trade him away and we turn around and don’t do it? What the hell was that? Why should we trust this management?

What a joke that was. Don’t blame Jesse Oaks, don’t blame the fans, don’t take shots at Tebow for this–but I’m sure your crew will do all of those things.

Trade Orton... wait, no... eh, no one will notice.

Management brought it on themselves after that utter debacle. But oh no, I suppose we should ass sniff Elway, Fox and Xanders… they know what’s right for the team. They wouldn’t do anything to heighten a quarterback controversy right from the start of training camp would they?

We trade away Jabar Gaffney to the Redskins for a player that doesn’t make the team. I don’t care that we have good depth or perceived good depth at receiver. We traded away a player who is now the second best wide receiver on the Redskins, we traded him away for absolutely nothing. I suppose we should all just look the other way? Trust in EFX they say.

The coach tells us that we’ll run the football this year. We’ll run five hundred times and we won’t abandon the run. Yet we changed one guy on that offensive line. One )&()*in guy on a line that’s never proven anything run blocking and now we’re gonna roll over everybody?

I’ll tell you something, this coach should have a better grasp of his player’s talent level. A better grasp of strengths and weaknesses. I expected we’d acquire a running back somewhere this offseason, but Willis McGahee isn’t the answer. Neither was DeAngelo Williams. We need a guy who can run between the tackles on first and second downs and we do not have it. McGahee is too old for that role, but he’s a good situational short yardage back. Moreno is no player for running between the tackles. We’re misusing him. He’s already banged up for Christ’s sake. He’s not “the guy” he’s Kevin Faulk. He catches great out of the backfield, he runs very well in open space, he’s not going to tow the load between the tackles. Not for any length of time.

Sorry. We’re only gonna run well against bad teams. I saw this coming since the very beginning of training camp. Apparently Fox didn’t based on the crap we heard coming out of Dove Valley.

Why should I trust him when he says we’ll play great defense this year? What was the plan in free agency? We whiffed on all the promising young defensive tackles, the top available tackles were signed at five million a year–they didn’t break the bank, did they?

We sign a bunch of injury prone castoffs for our defensive line. Great. Who is this defensive line going to stop?

What a joke. Why should we trust John Fox? Doesn’t seem like he had a good grasp of his talent spouting off about “winning now” does it? Running the ball, playing great defense, dinking, dunking and game managing the field with immobile Orton. Sorry pal, you don’t have the personnel to field that team. You don’t have the personnel in place to carry Kyle Orton to wins.

Colonel Klink Captain Schulz John Fox John Elway

Captain John Fox Schulz and Colonel Klink Elway

I ask again, why are we to trust this guy? What’s he done for us lately? His starters beat up a few bad teams in preseason? His favorite free agent quarterbacks looked great in practice?

Our problems started at the beginning of training camp with the botched Orton trade. Blame this Oaks kid? Blame Tebow for that? How about blaming your boy John Elway?

The way things are going right now, maybe Elway ought to think about selling furniture again.

In a recent radio interview, Woody Paige claimed John Fox is adamant about winning now while Elway believes in a three year plan.

The way we’re going, neither of these two ideas are going to work. Three year plan? Three years while our glorious starting quarterback is gone in free agency this year? Winning now? Winning now when we clearly don’t have the personnel to run John Fox’s grand scheme of power running, playing great defense, making no mistakes and measured pocket passing with the great Kyle Orton?

Kyle Orton who has a terrible win loss ratio as a Bronco, terrible red zone and third down play, no fire in the belly, no intangibles.

Playoffs with Orton? How about winning a big regular season game first? That’s how big of a joke the Kyle Orton show is in Denver.

Talk is cheap and it blew up in their faces last Monday Night. It’s only the beginning, it’s going to be fun to see this debacle play out. Oh yeah baby.

Now we’re trying out a bunch of defensive linemen and running backs… and we’re gonna take a look at Darren Sharper.

Why the hell are we doing this NOW?

Do they even know what the hell they’re doing?

Three year *(%*&%in plan, and our starting QB is leaving in free agency? Marginalize the rookie kid who played well in the last three 2010 season games? We’re supposed to be all in with this stupid plan right now? What an absolute joke.

Why the hell were the Broncos going to trade Orton? Can you explain that A. Williams?

Mr. Oaks has every right to call a duck a duck. To call a turd a (*^in turd. Throwing that amount of cash at a billboard may be going too far, but when it comes to criticism of this regime he’s not going far enough.

Now onto Mark Schlereth. Schlereth who’s only claim to fame in Denver these days is “owning a house there.”

It sounded like Schlereth laughed so hard about Jesse Oaks living in Kentucky that he pissed himself at the end of that lame duck interview. I heard he oft pisses himself behind the desk there at ESPN too. What a disgusting human being.

Schlereth claims Tebow mostly throws passes at the air in practice. Schlereth claims Tebow is too big to play quarterback and states that Tebow is no pocket passer. When Schlereth talks Tebow lately, it’s all gloom and doom.

Let’s hear what the genius Schlereth says about a similar running, gunning, athletic young quarterback; Carolina’s Cam Newton:

Listen, don’t try to take this guy who is an exceptional athlete and make him a pocket passer right away. Obviously, that has to be a part of the repertoire, but to me, you have to get him comfortable. Get him outside of the pocket. Give him a run-pass option. Create some easy throws for him to get in a rhythm… The coaching staff has to put him in a situation where he can have success and he can get more comfortable outside the pocket, because that’s really what he is.

mark schlereth punk

Stink, stank, stunk

Well duh buddy, spot on about Newton. Now why in the blue hell don’t you say that about Tebow? Some joke that is pal.

Let’s forget all about the three games Tebow started last season. 24 unanswered points in the Texans game to win it, he got us within a hail mary pass of beating the Chargers who regularly dominate us and the kid scores six rushing touchdowns in limited play. Knowshon Moreno played thirteen games last year. How many rushing touchdowns? How about five.

Kyle Orton failed to score over twenty one points in nine regular season games last year. In his three starts the kid scored 23, 24, 28… that is a recipe for winning in the NFL. You want to be a decent team? You better hope your offense can average twenty four points a game with consistency. Otherwise you better hope you have a top five defense.

Nope, the kid can’t play, he’s too big. He’s not a pocket passer and he’s not the practice professional Brady Quinn is. What did practice play do for Quinn two weeks ago when he imploded on national TV? What did it do for him in his years of play in Cleveland? You and that Jeff Legwold over at the Denver Compost can take your practice QB’s and shove them up your collective asses. Good luck fielding those unspectacular,  immobile storks with no upside behind our offensive line. It’s playing out baby, and I’m loving it.

He’ll tell you all about what’s wrong with Tim Tebow and on the other hand he’ll give sound advice to Cam Newton.

Hey Schlereth, take some of that green chili you peddle and blow it out your ass.

That’s after you finish pissing yourself, yet again.

 

The Tebow Billboard: Blame the Broncos Management

Thursday, September 15th, 2011
Colonel Klink Sergeant Schultz John Fox John Elway

Sergeant John Fox Schultz and Colonel Klink Elway

What’s the cause of this nightmare quarterback scenario brewing in Denver? What’s with the fans booing, billboarding and chanting for a certain marginalized quarterback?

Don’t blame Tebow.

Don’t blame Orton.

Don’t blame the fans.

Elway Fox Tebow

That’s right. Blame Elway, Fox and Xanders. Blame the entire Broncos management for piss poor decision making.

Piss. Poor.

At the beginning of training camp these clowns gave the players and the fans every indication that Kyle Orton would be traded. Brandon Lloyd started practicing for his new quarterback, stating he’d have to get used to the balls coming from every which way due to an erratic rookie QB.

The Broncos were about to trade Kyle Orton and then they made a huge, a huge mistake. It didn’t happen.

Actually, Orton may also deserve some of the blame. According to the Miami Herald, Orton wasn’t satisfied with the Dolphins offer, supposedly he wanted a longer, bigger contract.

If that’s the case, he should have known better. He could have helped himself by taking a one year deal and reuniting with Brandon Marshall. He should have seen this controversy brewing from a hundred miles away.

The Denver Broncos management should have seen it too.

Kyle Orton

"Orton could be the Tom Brady of the AFC West." - Some rube.

After what seemed like one or two “practices,” the Broncos decided to double down and gamble the house on the game managing, play not to lose Orton/Quinn offense. Apparently the coach believed the Broncos would play great defense, they would run the football well and he believed he would win with the unspectacular yet steady veteran Kyle Orton.

"Trade Gaffney Now"

I was here, rising up from the sea cucumbers and moronic mollusks, I was here all along telling you this team didn’t have the talent to do any of that. I could see failure from miles away. We’re largely the same team as last year except we improved the pass rush. Maybe improved safety. We absolutely gave away a good receiver in Jabar Gaffney for absolutely nothing. Absolute turd. We didn’t even get a player who could make the team in return. That’s great management? We drafted a right tackle who seems to be a good run blocker at times. We signed an aging running back.

The Broncos didn’t draft a defensive tackle this year and when free agency ensued we grabbed a couple injury prone castoffs for our incredible run stopping defensive line.

This team isn’t very good, we don’t have the personnel to play great defense, run the ball well and protect an immobile stork who dinks and dunks down the field. Apparently John Fox thought otherwise despite fielding largely the same personnel as last year. Apparently Elway is all in too. Apparently the morons at the Denver Post like Mike Klis, Dave Krieger and Jeff Legwold bought into this insane ponzi scheme as well. All offseason long we heard them spew about how great the seven year journeyman Kyle Orton is despite his atrocious win loss record, we also endured their glowing praise of Brady Quinn, a five year veteran who we don’t need to evaluate any further. Quinn is woefully inconsistent, always has been always will be. His play on the field in actual games over four seasons speaks for itself. Same goes for Orton.

Legwold telling us that practice players are the “true gamers.” Way to go Legwold, between Kyle Orton’s dingleberry ridden performance last Monday and Brady Quinn’s turdfest in Arizona it hasn’t been a great two weeks for the “practice players” has it there Legwold?

Interesting that Legwold failed to even mention Kyle Orton’s name or poor quarterback play in his mind-blowingly accurate assessment of the Raiders game.

Mike Klis Denver Post

"Just Believe"

Meanwhile Mike Klis thought the Broncos could go 11-5 with Orton. Oh boy Klis, you wrote some real doozies like “We’ll win more than we lose with Orton.” Based on what? Eh there Klis?

No sympathy for Quinn: He'll be a great CBS analyst

“It’s only one game,” keep hope alive I guess. What a joke. Klis had to eat major dirt in his dreadful assessment of the Raiders game. However, now he tries to turn around and states that maybe the Broncos starters were just rusty since they didn’t play in the last preseason game. He also made excuses for Brady Quinn’s turdfest in Arizona, claiming Quinn didn’t play in the game the week before… so maybe he was rusty.

No excuses for Tim Tebow. Not ever. If Tebow takes a sack because some second tier lineman lets him blow right past we hear all about it. When Brady Quinn got his chance with the first team offense and threw up a pick in the endzone it’s fine because he was “all excited to be with the number ones.” If Tebow dropped that ball in the Raiders game we’d never hear the end of it. I’m beginning to see why people love this Tebow so much. Despite all he’s accomplished, despite showing promise and flashes of dynamic play on the field he gets marginalized by a bunch of geniuses who want to see him stopped before he even starts. Talking up Brady Quinn to beat down the chants of Tebow, my God what a joke. Unfair treatment, period. People say I’m hard on that Brady Quinn, but he’ll get no sympathy from me. He can get just about any broad he wants and he’ll have a bright, long career as an NFL analyst on CBS.

I dare John Fox, I double dog dare you to put in Brady Quinn if Orton gets hurt or sucks so bad he must be replaced. Talk about trouble.

The woefully mediocre Denver Broncos don’t need immobile storks at the quarterback position. Especially two unspectacular storks who are both free agents after this year. They need dynamic play when the offensive line and the uncreative plays break down. We  don’t need to evaluate Orton or Quinn any further, they’re free agents and we know who they are and what they can do. Then again, we should know. The records of these two, their play in actual regular season games over the past years is well documented. I don’t want to hear about looking forward to improvement of these two. They are who they are, Orton a steady yet limited journeyman and Quinn: a poor man’s Kyle Orton.

The Broncos fans have every right to be outraged by the piss poor actions of this bumbling front office. Kyle Orton shouldn’t even be on this team right now. They could have avoided this whole controversy. When others praised the journeyman’s play in the preseason against bad teams I wasn’t impressed. I wasn’t impressed when our offensive line did some run blocking in preseason–same personnel as last year. Not impressed one bit. I knew it wasn’t going to work. Elway and Co. should have known too. They should have a good grasp of the talent on this team.

They didn’t and don’t seem to. They believed in Kyle Orton. For some odd, for some weird reason they believed this guy would win more games for them with the personnel we have. It’s a joke and a gamble that’s going to blow up in their faces. They are the ones to blame. Not McDaniels, not Tebow. The Broncos mismanaged this quarterback situation to an epic fail level.

I told you people last June, if for some weird, horrible reason we start Orton because of the “lockout” situation, if we do start Orton they better win with him. They better.

Tebow Raiders

"Good thing we don't have to deal with this Monday" - Generic Raiders Fan

The Bronocs brass banked on “playing it safe” and winning with the veteran journeyman Steve DeBerg.. I mean Orton. They decided to marginalize the promising young quarterback who started three games last year and  injected this team with dynamic play, fiery leadership and excitement that Orton or Quinn could never muster. Decided to marginalize him because he didn’t “practice” well enough.

All the morons, all the degenerates out there parroting the same bad information are apparently blind to the fact that the rookie Tim Tebow actually played pretty well in his three starts for the Denver Broncos last year. Twenty four unanswered points in the second half of the Texans game and we’re supposed to believe there’s “no evidence whatsoever” that Tim Tebow can lead an NFL team.

“He can’t throw.” “He can’t play.” “Fans want him based on no evidence.”

I suppose the fact that Tebow came in cold as a rookie in last season against the Raiders, Texans and Chargers and managed to put up more points per game than Orton in nine starts last season– I suppose that means nothing to people who see what they want to see. Hell we were actually competitive in those last three games, ain’t that a change? We were one hail mary away from actually beating a Chargers team that regularly dominates us.

When Tebow throws a bomb to Brandon Lloyd for a touchdown it’s called “luck.”

I’ll tell you what luck is. Luck is the Broncos vs. Bengals game two years ago when Kyle Orton’s terrible pass got batted up and into the arms of Brandon Stokely for a fluke game winning touchdown. In fact, that may be one of Kyle Orton’s only come from behind wins as a Denver Bronco. Can anybody even imagine Kyle Orton putting up twenty four unanswered points with this team, ever? Hell, trying to overcome even one holding penalty is like climbing mount Everest with the dink and dunker DeBerg, I mean Orton at the helm.

NFL League Source

Highly knowledgeable Broncos member says: "Weber better than Tebow."

The smart thing to do this offseason was jettison Kyle Orton. But oh no, ” Thank God for Orton” some miscreant, some total reject on the Broncos staff cried. What a joke.

The smart thing to do was marginalize two unspectacular quarterbacks on the Broncos roster who are destined for free agency this year, not the rookie kid who the fans want, not the one who they justifiably want based on the dynamic plays, the positive shot in the arm he gave this team at the end of last season. A quarterback who actually shows competitive fire, who can move the chains in ways the others cannot and a QB who ultimately may have decent upside. Wouldn’t it be nice to find out? This year while our team is mediocre at best?

Oh no. We’re stuck in this grand scheme constructed by coach John Fox. Win with Orton. Play great defense, run the ball and protect the immobile no mistake pocket passer. Maybe playoffs even.

Sorry pal, it’s not going to work.

It reminds me of former coach Mike Shanahan bringing in the Packers defensive coordinator Jim Bates in order to bring his amazing defensive scheme to Denver. A defensive scheme that we absolutely, positively did not have the personnel to execute.

Jim Bates didn’t last long. John Fox won’t either if he doesn’t adapt.

I hope you diehard glass half full Broncos fans are aware of the schedule this year–it ain’t pretty. This Raiders game was supposed to be one of the easy ones.

Same old, same old

This team doesn’t need Kyle Orton or Brady Quinn. It needs dynamic quarterback play. That’s why I don’t believe Kyle Orton gives this team the best chance to win. He’s immobile and limited, no intangibles. He’s duck soup when the offensive line breaks down and so is Brady Quinn. I believe Timmy Teebs could move the chains on this team better than either of these two. He can run when the receivers are covered instead of throwing the ball away, he keeps a defense honest with his dynamic abilities and he keeps the chains moving, which prevents our not-so-great defense from breaking down and sucking wind.

The QB situation we’re in is due to the Broncos management. They banked on Orton winning games and shutting people up and it’s not happening. I don’t care if we win next week against a bad team and Orton puts up 400 yards. He’s not the future, the team isn’t that good and we will not improve to the point of being consistently competitive this year against average or better teams.

These fans have every right to boo, to hiss, to chant Tebow to put up costly billboards. What a joke it is that John Fox claims he didn’t hear the chants for Tebow. I heard some people claim that they won’t start Tebow at all this year no matter what. I wouldn’t count on that one bit. As the losses pile up we will see the power a fan base can have on a football team. It may get to a point where they absolutely cannot start Kyle Orton in another game. We’ve had enough of this Orton in Denver, two years was enough, three is too much.

It’s getting downright macabre in the P.P. Dublinski household on game day. I watched this Raiders game as an unaffected observer. Totally emotionless, didn’t expect anything other than same old Broncos. Didn’t even care that we were getting punked by the Raiders at home. Watching Von Miller was decent, he’s surely a player. That’s about where the excitement ends. Unbelievable.

This management only has itself to blame for not doing the smart thing: Play the kid, give him the chance he deserves, give the fans what they want and if it looks real bad use our high draft pick next year on a quarterback. If it looks good, use the draft pick on a lights out offensive or defensive lineman. Perhaps even a star running back.

That’s the smart thing to do. We were going to.

We didn’t. Big mistake.

 

Woe beaten juke

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

at least the bronco chearlerder look good guy

i tireing of loosing guy. this is mess up. WHAT HAPPEN TO HOME FEILD ADVANTAGE. what give. why do the bronoc lose all the time guy. I worry about grandfather. Real worry.,  granfather sit in corner all day after game. he sit in corner in wooden chair. no food no cola no say any thing. he tell me to get out. he eye have no light in they. he sit and look at coner of house guy. it messed up. he go out today somewhere he just walking some where guy.

the bronco was not mental sound. We get balled up and juked by the raider again guy. again. that is so foul. I is beaten so many time I not know what to say guy. what do you say. you know what I saying. THe offence is boaring guy. the defence get runned over so the badly guy that is mess up. the dawkin was brightest shinging star of game. He fly in air and bang guy with shoulder real bad when hitting. he come correct at first but then he like gone all game long guy. that is foul. I tired of bronco loosing guy. why is horton no the win player guy. I thought horton was win. what give. woe beaten juke. juke out of sock at home guy. that was mess up. no tiki torch guy none.

i feel like it 1985 guy. at least the elways was playing then

who does this guy? what do he do? maybe he can like play the middle line back positional you know what I saying.

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Broncos 20 Raiders 23 Same Old, Same Old

Tuesday, September 13th, 2011

Same old, same old

Oh how the narrative has changed, even after one stinking game.

Anybody shocked out there? Anybody real disappointed?

Not me.

I wondered why people were even mentioning the Broncos running attack this preseason. Denver Post dolt writers talking it up as new and improved. The new coach boasting he’ll “run 500 times.”

Good luck with that dude.

LIKE I SAID … Ahem. Like I said, what did we change? We got a rookie tackle? What else changed on that line? We brought in Willis McGahee? So what? Is John Fox’s amazing spiritual aura going to improve our running game?

Not good enough. Besides needing one more skilled running back who has decent size and runs tough, this team needs two new guards. This team also needs two new defensive tackles.

Our offensive line isn’t there yet. A dolt could have told you that. We’re no force to be reckoned with running the football. We’re not even pass blocking all that well. I give credit to the Raiders front seven though, they field a good front seven. Their defensive line dominated us all game, but I also noticed they were tired as hell and sucking wind in the second half–even though they didn’t have to chase down the immobile stork that is Kyle Orton.

Imagine if we had someone mobile back there in a situation like that? Imagine if these tired chumps in the thin air had to chase that guy around? Too bad we can only imagine because Kyle Orton can “make all the throws” and he is a bona fide “pocket passer” that supposedly wins championships.

Kerry Collins is a pocket passer too.

tebow fans

A family in Boulder, CO rejoices during last night's loss after being robbed of their entertainment all season long.

So what. Big fricken deal. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t want to hear any excuses either, the Broncos do not, I repeat DO NOT win with Kyle Orton. Period. End of story.

I don’t care what he looks like in preseason. I don’t care that we ran decent against some chumps for a quarter here and a quarter there in preseason. This team isn’t good enough to carry, I repeat, carry a Kyle Orton.

Elway better get off this “pocket passing” jag, better get off it and come to grips with reality. Yeah, pocket passing wins championships alright, that is if you can even protect the quarterback. Elway didn’t have that luxury until his last three years when we fielded all world linemen.

We can’t consistently protect the quarterback. Our offensive line gets bullied. Our defensive line gets bullied. We suck balls at the point of attack. The front office seemed to only flirt with defensive tackle acquisitions in the draft and free agency and now it’s coming back to bite them in the ass. The offensive and defensive lines better be addressed this offseason.

Same old Broncos. So predictable. Unspectacular quarterback play, inability to run the ball and a defense that gives up big yards on the ground plus big plays in the second half. You can always count on this defense to give up that killer play in the second half. It often comes right after a positive score for the Broncos, it happened once again tonight with the McFadden ground show after the Eric Decker kick return.

I feel sorry for some of you people that believed this Broncos team was a playoff team. I feel sorry for some of yous who had high hopes. I sure didn’t. That’s why I wanted to start the kid and see exactly what we have. We’re squandering the season as it is.

We’re not there yet on both sides of the ball, namely the offensive and defensive line. We’re not there yet, we’re not going to run the ball like crazy and running teams will bulldoze our defensive middle.

We’re not there yet and we are squandering this season on the shoulders of an unspectacular journeyman quarterback who should have been traded. A seven year player with no upside. We’ve also had to endure talk of a fifth year player “vastly improving.” It’s a joke all around.

Elway and Co. did well drafting Von Miller. Rahim Moore and Orlando Franklin seem like they’ll be decent too. I am disappointed we didn’t get more help on the defensive line.

We traded away a good football player in Jabar Gaffney for nothing. Absolutely nothing. That’s one demerit. Gaffney is the Redskins second best receiver now and that’s the truth. We ended up with the turd end of the stick in that deal.

The second mistake was keeping Kyle Orton on this team. We were about to do the right thing. We were about to say sayonara Orton and we screwed up. Now we are squandering the season and we’re even being led to believe that Brady Quinn is something special in order to quiet the quarterback controversy.

It’s a joke. We are not a playoff team. Yet they are all worried about winning with Kyle Orton and being some sort of “legitimate contender.” Kyle Orton legitimizes the Broncos? You have to be kidding me.

The might of the pure pocket passer... Are you scared Raiders?

Shame on these Denver Compost writers talking up Orton, talking up Quinn, talking up our running game. Hell even the defense, I knew they weren’t top ten material. Not yet, we got better in the pass rush and maybe safety but not much else. As long as you see the names “McBean” and “Unrein” out there that’s code for “we ain’t there yet.”

We aren’t on some brilliant road to the future right now. We are on a suck train led by an uninspiring offense.

The Carolina Panthers are getting on with the future. Not us. We’re stuck in bizarro Orton world. Isn’t that great? Oh yeah that’s just great. Three points at the half. Ten points in the second half not counting the Eric Decker return. One good drive by the offense. Just one for a touchdown. Haven’t we seen this sorry show enough? Even Trent Dilfer noticed the lack of fire in that offense. No fire. No intangibles. Suck, suck.

I stated last June, I stated if for some weird reason we are starting Orton week one of this season, if for some horrible reason we go that route this John Fox character better… he BETTER win with Orton. If not, it’s trouble.

And it’s trouble baby.

Hell, we have the Raiders defense to thank for most of our positive yards last night. Unbelievable. I don’t know what tape John Fox was watching last year, don’t know what he was watching if he thought we could run the football without changing personnel. Changing personnel at the point of attack. People get on McDaniels for not running the ball–he couldn’t run. He often tried early, just like Fox did. We get stoned and have to give it up and rely on an immobile Orton throwing intermediate passes behind an inconsistent offensive line.

It’s a recipe for losing. That’s just what we did and that’s what we will continue to do. What a joke. What does Elway think he has in this Orton? This Fox? Eh? I tell you what…

I dare you John Fox. I DARE you to put Brady Quinn in there if Orton is stinking the place up yet again. Do it, and it had better be a home game too. I want to hear the absolute bedlam that will ensue.

Fear not Denver, we have NFL caliber hope for the future.

You see that Cam Newton, eh? Not a bad performance last week and that’s a loss you can live with. You can live with rookie losses, rookie mistakes. At least there’s hope you’re heading in the right direction. There’s the hope of upside, the learning curve hurts but at least you’re learning.

Hell, we should try and trade Orton before the trade deadline. Send him to the Colts for a third rounder. That’s one round better than the obligatory pick we’ll get when he goes in free agency. Send him to the Bengals… although that Dalton kid may be a fine option for them, not sure they’d even want Orton at this point.

Orton to Lloyd, Orton to Lloyd. Enough already. It’s not working. It’s not a recipe for winning. The hell with Lloyd’s stats in a free agent year. He probably won’t even be on the team next year.

No it’s not all Orton’s fault that we lost tonight. The fact is a good chunk of it was and we just don’t win with him. How much more proof do some of you people need? How many more snaps are we going to give this guy? Preseason or otherwise? What a joke that we’ve invested so much in him this year when he should have gone bye-bye. It’s a disgrace and I will demand apologies and even resignations.

That Legwold who talks up Orton and Quinn, that Legwold keeps trying to reassure people that coach Fox will send Timmy Teebs out there in special packages. No way Jose, I don’t believe that for a second. This front office doesn’t want a QB controversy, but it’s about to become unavoidable.

Besides not wanting to fan the flames of controversy, this Fox seems to be woefully uncreative on offense. He better adapt. John Fox comes from the conservative Bill Parcells coaching tree. A tree that includes Bill Belichik. Years ago, the defensively-minded, yet offensively conservative Belichik became head coach of the New England Patriots. He first tried the Parcells approach: Run first, great defense and the quarterback (Bledsoe, a journeyman who was highly erratic under pressure) must stick to the game plan.

It didn’t work. He had to adapt with his new quarterback. In comes Tom Brady and nowadays that New England team is still known for its defense under Belichik but their offense burns you through the air, unlike the Parcells model.

This Fox better adapt or he ain’t gonna be around much longer. We should have adapted already, adapted this offense to the skills of the rookie quarterback who can run and pass. Instead we’re building around a mediocre, immobile seven year vet… oh and I hear the worse than mediocre five year vet fits the current system better too.

It’s a joke and they are getting what they deserve in Denver. A cold, hard dose of reality.

One notch added to the Reality Meter in P.P.’s favor.

Sorry.

 

tHE jOHN FOX SPIRIT BRONCO VERSE THE CORNY HU RADERS

Sunday, September 11th, 2011
Broncos vs Raiders 9/12/2011

the fox spirit rile against the evil hu jacksons

Hey guy what go on. I very happy to be in the virgina again. so happy guy. I get kick out of aunt house for bringing girl again in basement and this time she meant the busness guy. I cannot belief all the chinese bar b que I eat since that caus elike this guy have a big stand and it was cheap in town. it was all red guy all the pork beef was red but it was good. I cannot belief I am come home guy rite in time for bronco yes. grandfather knowed it was time to go home yes when he final feel better. have to go home for  the bronco and cola guy. all the cola I am drinking cola every day cause it was in short supply in the town I worrty it  will be in short supplies agan and thetiolet paper was too it was like need to be ship in. that was messed up not even knowing toilet paper guy. taht was real foul like yes. we go from marina island to connectcut to see uncle and they have has no powe guy. No light no air condition I almost die. no air consitioner guy that is mess up eve nthe island have that good. tree branch all around it was all blowed up guy from topical storm I not even kidding .I thought they was like supposed to be rich up there guy but it not like that now you dig. uncle say I just miss the big earth quakes but whatever guy that was corny like nothing even hap[pen.

the new Bronco day begin with the Elway and the john Fox spirit guy. It new day dawning but why do we have the same quart back guy. what give ,I thought this was new. grandfather so piss guy.  He so pist off he go out and buy the tim tebote card in the mint conditionative on the ebay with t he three color of where he sined it guy. The tebote sined the card even it was in hand and ready for ship and granfather so mad taht card go down crapper in nose dive like the brady quint is the causing of this.

whatever guy it time to fight the raiders yes. The broncos was humbled so the badly last year by the rader guy that was so mess up. Like the worse lose ever guy that was mad foul. I not even want to think about score it was crazy guy and we done get bulldozing in our own house guy. what is up with that. we done got bulldoze rite in own house that is foul. The Bronco should remember this guy and come correct like never before yes. It has to be firey blitz and mashing of the quar tback guy. I think the jason campell is gon get mashed up guy. Real bad yes. I cant wait to see this guy it gon be mad crazy time with the vond miller anf the elvis doomvil they done gon punt he campell into the next week guy I knowed they will., I wonder if the vond miller will like say crazy thing I hope he does guy like the tomstone jacksons did like hear my footstep fool.

this

FIRST ROUND SECOND GUY HOLMES. I SO GLAD THE BRONCO GET THE ELWAY GET TEH VOND MILLER GUY THAT IS SO COOL. THE MILLER THE DOOMVIL NOW WE IN BUSNESS HOLMES YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING. VOND MILLER THE PREMIUMS OF DEFENCE UPGRADE FIRST ROUND SECOND GUY>

YOU KNOWED WHAT I SAYING GUY. THAT IS HOW WE DO THIS. BRONCO NEED PASS RUSH FOR  MANY YEAR AND NOW WE HAVE HAS IT GUY. WE HAVE THE PASS RUSH COME ON BUCKLEY DONT BE THE WEAK LINK INSIDE THE DEFENCE COME ON JOE MAY AND DONT BE THE WEAK PLAYER CAUSE NOW WE HAVE ALL THE PASS RUSH DONT BE CORNY IN THE MIDDEL GUYS COME ON. WHO IS ARE OTHER GUY. THE OTHER GUY IS THE VICKERSON DONT BE CORNY VICKER SON AND COME CORRECT. GOT TO MAINTAINITVE YOU HOLE. GOT TO STAY HOME. DONT TRY TO BE THE SUPER POWER LIKE THE DOOMVIL LIKE THE MILLER STAY HOME AND SHOOT YOU GAP.

GOT TO BREAK DOWN GOT TO HONE IT GUY. I BELIEF THE DENVER DEFENCE WILL CAN HONE IT THIS TIME. FINAL WE HAVE THE CRAZY DEFECE. OH WHAT WAS THAT GUY OH THAT WAS THE MILER BANGING YOU QUART BACK HOUSE AGAIN FOR THE FIVE SACKS YES. OH YES GUY THE MILER THE DOOMVIL WILL BE ROLLING GUY AND  WILL SEE IT ALL ON THE DIRECTIONAL TV ON THE BIG SCREEN NOT SOME CORNY LITLE SCREEN IN THE ISLAND HOUSE GUY.

TAKE OFF ISLAND HOUSE I IS IN THE AMERICA AND THE BROCNO IS ON MONDAY NITE YES. OPEN DAY> WHERE IS THE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB GUY.

albino bronco crab it never fumble guy, never

i worry about the giant albino bronco crab guy. grandfather not heared a thing about he on he han radio guy. I hope he will show up this year. we have the neew improve knownshond morenote guy. He all slimming and crazy fast. He ready to blow up the hole and run off you takle guy. stay the healthy knoshond and dont be corny and fumble guy. the slimming knownshond is cool but dont forget to leave cola on door step in nite before game to gane power of the giant albino bronco crab guy. giant albino brnco crab never fumble guy. never / worst mistake. peh peh is worst mistake so corny to fumble guy it weakes thing.

the magahee is proud bronco guy alredy

i have to talk to the willets magahee guy. he the new cat in town gon tote the rock holems. I seen this crazty fool on the goal line guy all day. I see you on the goal line holmes he say and tote rock over middel with hoary smash. Hoary run to smash the enemy defence shoulder down aiming with touch down and six guy. all day. all day he ocme like this guy. It can will be cooll to see the magaheebang the enemy team player with hoary smash to bole over and ruin they mind. I cant wait to se ethis guy he look like real cold dude on short yard. all to the shoulder down aiming yes.

I think the eric decked is gon do real good guy. HE gon get all the footballs guy I knowed it will. I sorry for the eddy royals guy come on ehat happen. got to spin juke get out of cover guy come on. what happen to eddy royal goal line pass for six to beat the charger guy come on.

OHSNAP HOLMES DONE GET BLOWED UP

OH SNAP GUY I FORGET THE GRANDFATHER FAVRITE PLAYER THE RAHEEN MORE GUY. OH SNAP COME ON GUY YOU HAVE HAS TO BRING THE WOOD FOOL LIKE THE BUFALOE GAME. THAT WAS CRAZY GUY DID YOU SEE THIS. DID YOU SEE THIS GUY IT WAS THE MASHING CRUSH HIT OH SNAP. OH SNAP GUY WHERE DID HE COME FROM. I WISH THE GUY ON THE SIDE LINE HAVE MICROPONE FOR THIS HE WOULD SAY OH SNAP HOLMES YOU DONE GOT BALLED UP. LOOK AT ARE OWN PLAYER JUST GOT BALL UP OVER MIDDEL SO THE BADLY GUY. WHAT WAS THAT THEY SAY TAHT WAS SOME GUY JUST GET RAHEENED OVER YOU MIDDLE YES. i HOPE TO SEE MORE OF THE RAHEENING OF ENEMY PLAYER EVRY SUNDAY GUY. THATS HOW WE DOES THIS. TAKE OFF CORNY REFREE GET RID OF YOU CORNY FLAG THAT WAS THE CLEAN HITTING;./

the brandon loyd will be rolling monday nite guy I know he will do this against the corny raider guy. they backed field is so weak guy they have nothing they send all they guy away. no more asomughen guy no more he was there to beated us but not any more guy. the radier have corny secondry backfield defence guy and they gon get blowed up by the brandon loyd bomb guy the floater bomb from Horton to lloyds and six will be all day guy all day like this.

what he gon turn into next guy

the evil al davies is morphing guy. he morphing what will he become now. I think he is crazy guy. He get rid of the tommy cable guy for beating the bronco always that how crazy he is. I glad he is crazy he probable think evryone try to steal from he always like some homEless guy in street. now he have the Hu raider guy, that is so weak. I so glad they have weak hu leading raider to dismal years of root worm endings. what is a hu raider guy. it is real weak thing that what it is.  the raider gives aeay all it good guy the miller tight end the asomungha they is corny and weak and know not a thing guy. they not even know ho they good coach or player is that how badly they stuck in fog of mire. it like when granfather catch small sea robin he beat it aganst boat and throw real far and laugh at how dire a thing. that how bad guy.

I think we gon blow up the raider so badly guy. it gon be like the revenge of the jedi for real this time guy you know what I saying FOR REAL. I heared the demarial thonmas broke he finger guy what gives. what gives with this guy. what has not the demarial broken guy this guy cant catch break yes.

I hope the jhn fox spirit can will get you job done guy. maybe this is the begin of many year of destructing the raider yes. he say he dont knowed the raider but you better can will do this rite away guy. dont be conry and let up you know what I saying.got to run up you score evry time. i miss the shanhan guy he pull out magic hoar farm bag on eve of rader game scripft the fisrst fifteen play yes TO DESTRUCT THEY BEST. I hope the john fox spirit can make forget about the shanhan guy. I think we will beated the raider like 35 to 13 guy through the air land and running ALL OVER THEY guy that’s rite. I HOPE THE JOHN FOX SPIRIT WILL HAVE THE BRONCO TEAM MENTAL SOUND MENTAL PREPARE LIKE THE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB ALWAYS.

I heard Horvil Tiki is up in Connecticut visiting relatives before they make the trip to Virginia. Only thing is, the power is still out from that storm up there. Serves him right. Couldn’t have worse timing. I suppose that’s what poor work ethic and insufficient tact gets you.

Some of you people think I ‘m some kind of bad person. Truth is, I am this site. This site would be nothing without me. Most of the people who voted in that poll here ought to be ashamed. I should have a million hits with my truths. I also have Horvil Tiki’s dog. That’s right. Who did he come to when the dog needed a place to stay? He came to me. I suppose that’s how bad of a guy I am. I also changed the dog’s name to something more tasteful. His name is now Bunger and I’ve even trained him not to piss all over the place like some dirty little runt.

I’m not gonna sugar coat it. Last Thursday’s game was sweet.

Brady Quinn

The Mighty Quinnby - "Just Qwinning"

I loved it. I did. I laughed my balls off. It was almost as fun as watching Jay Huckdort Cutler throw picks for the Chicago Bears.

The cute little plan went to hell as the “perfect pocket passer” Brady Quinn failed to marginalize Timmy Tebow.

Not only did he fail to marginalize Timmy Teebs, but the perfect practice pupil crashed and burned big time.

A hideous, heinous display from a five year “NFL pro.” Poor coach and front office, it seems they wanted people to shut up and get on board the Orton/Quinn offense.

We saw a five year quarterback the Denver Compost and others were talking up like some kind of golden rookie all month long, we saw that amazing player take the field and reality struck just like that.

Swift and leaving naught but dingleberries in the turd-ridden mouths of the pundits.

I told you we should know who Brady Quinn is on the field and what he does.

Now, I’m here to tell you the 2011 Denver Broncos won’t be very good either.

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Brady Quinn Should be Cut

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Oh how some of you were absolutely duped

It’s time to man up John Fox and admit your mistake.

This coach has given backup QB priority to this Brady Quinn character the last few weeks based on “practice” and Fox should have known the inconsistent player the five year vet Quinn is.

How much more proof do we need?

Does this Fox have the audacity to dig in his heels and give us Brady Quinn warming up on the sidelines if Kyle Orton gets injured?

Talk about treading on thin ice.

Nothing personal against Brady Quinn, but he should be cut from this team. If Quinn is still on the team come week one of the regular season it’s nothing short of charity and stubbornness from coach Fox.

The Denver Broncos don’t need to dress three quarterbacks. I’d rather we give a practice spot to this Adam Weber.

Weber has more upside than Quinn.

Rather see us pick up DL Chauncey Davis or QB Brodie Croyle for that matter. Give one of them Quinn’s roster spot.

There isn’t a team in this league that will sign Brady Quinn if we cut him. I’ll bet you anything Quinn is still available to sign in November if we cut him in September.

No team in the NFL will trade for Quinn either–that’s actually a joke to even consider. We missed an opportunity last week to trade him, that is, if any teams out there were dumb enough to believe the hype.

For weeks we’ve had to endure Denver Compost writers telling us how much he deserves the backup QB position, how he’s improved to the point where he may be a starting NFL quarterback.

He’s the clear number two.

I endured enough of that tripe, that drivel. You can’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.

The coach even let Quinn lead the first team offense–which resulted in a pick in the end zone mind you.

I wonder why Tebow wasn’t afforded the same opportunity? Perhaps Elway, Fox and Xanders didn’t want to man up to the mistake they created early on in training camp? Perhaps they wanted to bury the “Tebow thing” for a while? Maybe they didn’t want their pride and joy Kyle Orton showed up on the battlefield? You know, he plays quarterback the way it’s supposed to be played.

The real gamers excel on the practice field, right Jeffy Jeff Jeff Legwold? What a total rube.

Quinn has a bright future in the analyst booth at CBS. That’s not a dig at him, that’s the truth.

Oh and by the way, I wonder who Merril Hoge would rather have leading his team? Brady Quinn or Tim Tebow? I bet he’d still say Brady Quinn, and for that he is a complete *^*%in stooge.

The Real Merril Hoge

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