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Denver Broncos: A Tale of Late Season Woe

Friday, December 30th, 2011
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Denver Broncos Late Season Nightmares

Well it looks like that Horvil Tiki has gone off the deep end, serves him right. He’s making absolutely no sense (not that he ever did). The losses in the ass end of the season (yet again) probably got to him.

I suppose I could outline all the flaws about last weeks game. Talk about our offensive coordinator who thinks a seven point lead in the first quarter warrants running the ball up the middle on first, second and third down (I guess this guy thinks we are a power running team.) How Tim Tebow sucked, how our defense sucked and has been sucking the last three games. How our pass rush was non-existent yadda yadda, whatever.

It all goes away if the Broncos win this Sunday.

Whether it’s by one point or twenty, win and all the BS from the last couple games goes away.

Lose and the Broncos and Tim Tebow will hear about it ALL YEAR LONG.

Are you confident about this team winning against Kansas City this Sunday?

I ain’t.

Not with what I’m seeing out there. The Keystone Cops defense has returned. The only thing that gives me hope is KC’s RB Battle is out and Kyle Orton is immobile. The way these opposing quarterbacks have been running for first downs on us is an absolute joke. Reminds me of the 2009 season when Donovan McNabb ran for twenty one yards on a third and twenty late in the game. This defense looks worn down and our quarterback running around like a chicken with its head cut off sure as hell ain’t helping anything.

That said, I’m not too worried about Tebow. He seems to play well in big games and against division rivals. He could have a great game Sunday and you know what? We could still lose.

I believe this game boils down to the Denver Broncos defense and it’s ability to pressure Kyle Orton. I’ve heard some pretty moronic things this week from Denver Post journalists and others about Kyle Orton. They talk about him like he’s Johnny Unitas out there, while in reality there’s absolutely no telling whether he’ll even be a Chief next year–that’s how amazing he is. We all know how limited he is and how he plays under pressure. We all know about his mobility on par with a one legged goat.

A one legged goat. Probably worse legs than Matt Cassel and we all know what our defense did to him in November. Well, a defense that wasn’t worn down like it is now. Unbelievable.

Pressure Kyle Orton, get to him and this game is won. Go get him. We got the Chiefs QB before, time to man up and get him again. Fail this and it’s down the river on a $^%thouse door, baby.

The Broncos should win this game — on paper. On paper we’re a better team than the Chiefs and they are limited on offense with Kyle Orton, Dwayne Bowe and McCluster. We should have an answer for each of these players, the key term is should. I’m not confident at all the way our team is playing, how could you be based on the past couple performances?

In recent years, the Broncos late season woes have been inexcusable. Look at the Infographic here, unbelievable suckage in the ass-end of the season.

Mike Shanahan and Jay “Huckdort” Cutler couldn’t do it.

Josh McDaniels and Kyle “Cuckooman” Orton couldn’t do it.

Can John Fox and Timmy Teebs do it? We’ll learn a lot about Fox and Tebow in this game. Can Fox motivate this team to show up? Can Tebow lead the offense to the playoffs?

I better see fires lit under asses. I better see us up by twenty one points in the first half. It better go down like that.

I’ll tell you what: I ain’t going down with this ship. Fail this task and it’s going to be trouble.

I’ll tell you something Tim Tebow, maybe God doesn’t care if the Broncos lose.

But P.P. Dublinski sure as hell does.

I better not get disrespected this Sunday. Better come to play. Don’t you dare embarrass me.

For I am the Dark Ninja of the Depths. I am the Catalyst. I have wisdom upon my brow and in my right hand is strength.

In my left hand is vengeance.

I am the Catalyst and Pat Bowlen surely reads the iron truths of P.P. Dublinski.

I heralded the s%^tcanning of Shanhan — but that was easy.

I proclaimed the demise of Jay “Huckdort” Cutler months before it happened. Months before anyone even imagined such a thing. I knew he didn’t look right, didn’t protect the ball. Go google Huckdort, go gaze at that incredible image search. My iron truths on display for all to see.

And yes, Josh McDaniels did ultimately fail the Broncos is many ways — but I still believe his time will come elsewhere and he is responsible for tossing Brandon Marshall, Tony Scheffler and that gooned out Huckdort. You can add Peyton Hillis to that list — something ain’t right with him and his attitude.

He canned these Shanahan era prima donna losers and I and everyone else should be thankful for it.

I heralded the demise of Brandon Marshall, I knew he was gone while others were enthralled with the coach’s “hug” and figured he’d surely come back. Pay him fifty million plus — what a laugh.

The very next day after I turned on McDaniels he was fired. Bowlen figured P.P. turned and that is all.

This team gets into the playoffs and that is a win in and of itself. Don’t matter if we lost 50-3 to the Steelers or whoever. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool. Know them by their strange, malformed logic and puerile acuity on the level of a gelatinous sea cucumber or facsimile thereof.

My power and countenance is not to be trifled with. Don’t you dare disrespect me out there.

I better see fires lit under asses and I better see a real football team out there.

Fail this and it will be one hell of a long offseason.

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Wednesday, December 28th, 2011
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Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
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Merry Chistmas guy

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

BUT BRONCO FAILING

COAL TOPILET

THIS

COAL IN TOILET FOR CHISTMAS BRING BY THE BRONCO

THE CRAP IN PANT EFFART

CRAP IN PANT

THE DOOKIE THROW THE TIRED DEFENCE WHAT GIVE GUY WHAT GIVE

WOE AND SHAME WOE BEATED JUKED

HOLE FAMILY EAT ROCKS TODAY NO TURKEY NO GAME OR FUN BRONCO SORRY

I TIRE OF LAST END OF SEASON COOLAPSE

TIRE

WHAT GIVE BRONCO GET HEAD OUF OF HIND QUART OR YOU IS ALL DONE GUY

BETER COME CORRECT HOLMES OR YOU IS ALL DONE

DONE

NO MORE DOOKIE PASS NO MORE TIRED CORNY DEFNECE

WHERE IS ARE VOND MILLER

WAS SHEROCK THE FIRST HOLMES

 

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Bronco Disgrace giant albino Bronco Crab.

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Hey guy. Last week that was mess up. I sorry I go in morning over loosed to the patrot s  guy that was messed up. Give game away with the corny fumble the tebote the ball the quand cosby. That was foul guy. You disgrace giant albino bronco crab guy. How could do this. Now he down deep in off seasonal waters guy. Down in deep with all the football he steal in the murk. I wonder if giant crab football collectons as big as the empirer state building guy. I wonder this I bet it is.,

DOnt DISGRACE YOU GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB GUY. CLUTCH GRIP BALL WITH TWO HAND. BRONCO CRAB DO THIS WITH FOOTBALL ALWAY HE NEVER FUMBLE GUY. NEVER. USE YOU HAND ARM COORDINATS GUY COME ON. DONT BE CORNY OUT THERE AND DISGRACE TEAM WITH CORNY FUMBLE. GIVE GAME AWAY WORSE THAN BIG LONG PICK OFF BALL CAUSE LIKE THATS LIKE A PUNT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING.

giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal water

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING GUY. THESE NEW GUY NEED TO LEARN THE GIANT ALBINO CRAB STORY. I DONT THINK THEY CAN WILL TO KNOW THIS. GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB COME IN NITE TIME IF YOU LEAVE COLA OUT ON PORCH. ONE DAY GIANT BRONCO CRAB COME OUT IN DAY TIME AND HE GET VERY DRY. HE SEE THE COLA MACHINE LIKE THEY DONT HAVE WHERE HE LIVE. HE SEE COLA ON GROUND HALF FULL HE TAKE HE CRAZY HAND AND POKING DOWN INTO COLA GUY AND PUT TO HE WIERD FILTER THINGS MOUT H GUY. HE SAY I NEFVER CAN HAS SUCH A THING. WHAT IS THIS LIQOUD. GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB PROUD HE TAKE COLA AND GRIP AND STEAL. TAKE TO HE HOME UNDER THE WAVE AND DRINK ALL THE COLA GUY WHERE HE CAN LIFT UNDER THE WATER THE BOTTLE. NEXT DAY CRAB COME OUT AND SEE KID PLAY WITH FOOTBALL NO COLA GUY NONE. SO HEASTEAL THEY FOOTBALL WHEN THEY OVER THROW INTO TREES. HE STEAL IT GUY THEY NEVER FIND. HE NEVER FUMBLE FOOTBALL GUY NEVER., HE BANG SHELL TOO HARD GUY HE MADE OF TOO HARD SHELL HE GRIP WITH CRAZY HAND. WITH TWO HAND ON BALL GUY HTE CLAW GRIPPING.  GRANFATHER SAY DONT YOU TRY TO FIND FOOTBALL IF IT GONE LIKE THIS IT THE GIANT ALBINO BRPONCO CRAB WHO TAKE. HE TAKE GUY HE TAKE TO HOUSE LIKE THE CHANP BAILEY IN AFC DIVISONAL CHANPIONSHIP. HE TAKE TO HOUSE GU Y AND GRANDFATHER SAY IF SEE BRONCO CRAB DONT YOU TRASH TALK GIANT CRAB GUY DONT YOU DO THIS OR  YOU IS ALL DONE.

ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND

EVEN NUCLAER BOMB CANT BLOW UP FOOTBALL FROM CRAB GRIP GUY. CANT DO IT. NUCLEAN BOMB MESS UP0 WATER BUT CRAB FILTER POISON THROUGH HE CRAZY FILTER MOUTH THINGS. ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND. THE MENTAL PREPARE PLAYER. HE COME CORRECTNO MISTAKE NO FUMBLE GUY. COME ON BRONCO DONT BE CORNY IN FRONT OF YOU FAMLY GUY. THEY WATCHING GUY DONT BE THE GOAT PLAYER.

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I HOPE THE TEBOTE CAN HANDLE THE SNOW GUY. THE ELWAYS WAS NOT GOOD IN SNOW GUY. HE THROW HARD BALL IT GO THROUGH HAND OF RECIEVES HE WAS ALL CRAZY IN SNOW. ALWAYS CLOSE GAME IN SNOW GUY. IN RAIN GUY HE DID NOT DO THAT GOOD GUY I SORRY BUT IT TRUE THE WEATHER MESS HE UP SOME TIME. I HOPE IT DOES NOT MESS UP THE TEBOTE GUY. I THINK HE WILL RUN AND RUN AND THE MAGAHEE GUY IS HE HEALING I HOPE SO GUY CAUSE WE NEED THE MAGAHEEE. HE WAS LLA LIKE BUSTING THE TEN YARD RUNS AND THEN POW HE WAS SIDE LINE GUY THAT WAS CORNY. COME ON GUY CANT THEY SHOOT LIKE POSION IN LEG UNTIL END OF GAME SO IT CANT WILL HURT. WE NEED THE MAGAHEE RUMBLING LOWER SHOULDER SMASH FOR 6 GUY. THE PAD UNDER PAD YES. THE MAGAHEE IS HONING IT GUY.HONING.

BRONCO DEFENCE GOT TO BRAKE DOWN GUY. GOT TO BRAKE DOWN HOLMES AND HONE IT GUY. COME ON. THAT WAS CORNY GUY. WHERE IS ALL ARE PASS RUSHING GUY. THAT WAS MESSED UP. ONE HIT FROM THE DOOMERVIL THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH GUY COME ON. DONT BE CORNY AND COOLAPSE POCKET GUY. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING. THE BRONCO DEFENCE GET NUTRALIZER AGAINST THE NEW ENGLAND GUY THAT WAS FOUL. DUMERVIL POLT THE TOM BRADY REAL BAD GUY. REAL BAD BUT NEED TO DO THIS LIKE TEN TIME GUY WHAT GIVE. WHERE WAS THE VOND MILER GUY WAS HE EATING GLAZE HAM ON SIDE LINE GUY. WAS NOT GOOD GAME TO GO EAT THE GLAZE HAM GUY,.

I WANT BRONCO PLAYOFF FOR CHISTMAS YES. BEST PRESENT IN MANY YEAR. MANY YEAR OF POVERTY GUY LIKE OLD MAN DISEASED IN DESERT WITH CORNY HAT. HE HAVE NO THINGS BUT SAND DIRT AND WEED FOR MANY YEAR. HE PRAYING FOR PLAY OFF TIME BUT IT DONT COME GUY. IT NEVER COME BUT THE CHARGER GET IN AND MESS UP AGIAN. NO MORE CHARGER IN PLAY OFF TIME GUY COME ON. IT TIME FOR NEW.

RUN PUNT PASS AND KICK TO VICTORIOUS . IT GON TAKE A LOT OF YARD TO GET THE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB TO COME OUT GUY. BETTER LEAVE MANY COLA ON PORCH OR YOU IS ALL DONE BRONCO COME ON. NITE BEFORE GAME DO THIS.  CHEF WIN BEATED THE RADER . BRONCO 30 BUFFALOE 13 PLAY OFF TIME BEST PRESENT.

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John Elway Sees the Light of Tebow

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

The Sports Illustrated jinx is in full effect.

No more Tebow on the cover of SI thank you.

No Madden covers either please.

Pretty much figured this game was over after the second quarter debacle.

You can’t turn the ball over three times like that against Brady and Co. or just about any team and expect to win.

The Indianapolis Colts defense played better against the Pats. That’s right, the fricken Colts.

This is a reminder that the Denver Broncos defense is not great. They’ve been opportunistic lately, not great.

I’ll tell you something, this defense better shape up or we can kiss the playoffs goodbye. The Bills game is no gimme, neither is the Chiefs. This defense hasn’t played very well the last few games and it stunk the place up today. I expected Brady to throw the ball well on us, I didn’t expect the Patriots to run at will on us.

Better shape up there or we’re screwed. They seem worn down, happens every year around this time. Better get things straightened out right quick or its down the river on s $^&thouse door baby.

We couldn’t pressure Brady with any consistency and they ran the ball pretty well all day long.

I want to see those Eddie Royal option plays canned–they suck.

Can Willis McGahee stay on the field for once? I say we need a young Willis McGahee for a reason.

I will say one thing about New England: They’ll be screwed against a Baltimore or Pittsburgh in the playoffs. Those teams won’t make the mistakes we made today and they’ll play better defense.

Same could be said for the Broncos, but knowledgeable fans realize just being in the playoffs would be a “win” this year. This team has a lot of holes and areas to upgrade.

At least they had a dog riding monkey at halftime.

One Broncos “fan” is thrilled today: Mark Schlereth.

 

 

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bRONCO VERSE THE CORNY pATROT AND BUNGHOLIO

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Matt Prater

Hey guy the matt prated win tiki torch this week I knowed I can give to other guy but like the matt prated is being the cutch kikcker guy you knowed what I saying. The clutch kick in 59 yard that was mess up guy and he clutching the weeks before with the big overtime kicks. The bronco is punt pass and kciking guy what you gon do holmes that right nothing but ball up yes.

Vond miller say dfence will not ball up guy. they will not ball up he said it guy. only enemy team player who get ball up in back field.

Granfather was sick again this week guy but I think he is cure I really do think this guy. I think the tebote cure he or some thing. Like that movie with the poltedgist where like the kid go through tv or some thing and like there was this tennis ball that was all slimy from tv. It like tebote magic coming throughj the tv guy I bet that was it.

bungholio guy

The bungholio lord of harvest come to the Denver guy. Usual the bungholo come in fall time like when it halloween but like hes late this year guy. The bungholio have he crazy hood and he mutter all kind of crazy thing after bronco beated he team. He do this many time guy like the bronco is 7 and 1 aganst the corny patriot guy.

THE BRONCO IS ROLLING GUY AND INTO WIN. I COULD NOT BEILIEF THIS. I COULD NOT BELIEF THE WIN ON TV LAST WEEK. I THOUGT I WAS TRIPPING GUY. I WAS THE STRAIT TRIPPING ON BRONCO WIN YES. I CANNPOT BELIEF THE POWER OF THE TEBOTE GUY WHAT IS THIS POWER. DID YOU SEE THE NFL NETWORKED THING WHEN TEBOTE WAS SAID ALL KIND OF CRAZY THING ON FEILD. I WAS LIKE WHAT GIVE GUY THIS IS MESS UP. I DO NOT KNOW IF I WOULD HANG OUT WITH THE TEBOTE GUY I THINK HE WOULD BE VERY DISGRUNT AT ME CAUSE LIKE I WILL BANG HOUSE IWTH ROCK AND STEAL STOP SIGN. THE JOHN ELWAY EVEN BANG HOUSEWITH ROCK GUY I BET HE FEEL UNCOMFOTED AROUND THE TEBOTE GUY CAUSE LIKE THE TEBOTE DONT DO ANY THING WRONG. NOT EVER GUY NONE NOT EVER ANY THING WRONG THAT IS MESSED UP.

GUY SAY THE TEBOTE IS VIRGIN IS THIS TURE. IS THAT TRUE GUY CAUSE LIKE MAYBE THAT WHY IT IS IT. HE STRONG GUY WITH OUT LASY LIKE CONAND BARBARIAT. THE CONAND BARBARIAT DONT HAVE LADY BEFORE HE GO FIGHT CAUSE SHE MAKE YOU LEG WEAK GUY YOU KNOW WHAT i SAYING. SHE MAKEY YOU LEG WEAK MAKE YOU MESS UP. LIKE THE BRADY AND JISELL BUNCHEDIN. I BET HE CANT KEEP AWAY FROM THE BUNCHEDIN GUY SO THAT IS GOOD,. I WOULD HAVE TO LOCK SELF IN REFRIGRATOR TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE BUNCHEDIN GUY YOU KNOW HAT I SAYING.

conand get he revengelike tebote is

DOWN WITH BUNGHOLIO BELLYCHEK. DOWN LIKE FOUL ROTTED SQAUSH IN GRANFATHER GARDEN STILL. BIG TEST OF BRONCO GUY COME ON IT LIKE PLAY OFF GAME . PLAY OFF GAME TOMOROW AT 4 GUY WHERE YOU GON BE. WHERE YOU GON BE DEFNESE. BETTER COME CORRECT YES COME ON I WANT SEE THE DAWKIN RAGE OUT LIKE CRAZE ANIMAL FROM THE TUNNEL THING. DOES HE STILL DO THIS. I WANT SEE GUY GET RUN OVER GUY COME ON. THE TEBOTE THE NAGAHEE AT FULL THROTTLED WHEEL CONTENDER SPEED. THE LOWER SHOULDER RUN ON PATROT ENEMY TEAM PLAYER DESPAIRING. THE VOND MILLER AND EVIS DOOMVIL GUY NEED HAVE THE CRAZY GAME GUY.

THE VOND MILLER GUY OH SNAP. OH SNAP. THE BEATER CLUB FIST OF THE MILLER WILL NOT SLOW HE DOWN. HE COME AROUND YOU END FOOL LIKE POW AND YOU IS ALL DONE. YOU IS OVER WITH GUY. THE SPEED RUSHINGS MOVE AND SPIN RIP CLAW INTO QUART BACK GUY ALL DAY. HE MASH UP THE MATTY CASTLE THE SAMCHENZ THE CHRISPIN PONDED. I SEEN IT GUY. THE PONDED LEG WAS ALL RUIN AND MASHED UP GUY. WHAT HE GON DO TO THE BRADY GUY WE BEATED THE PATROT BEFORE GUY AND WE NEVER HAVE VOND MILLER OR THE DOOMVIL GUY BOTH. THIS IS GOOD. SUPISE YOU ENEMY AND WIN.

THE TEBPOTE WILL CAN HAVE TO BE THE CRISPF PASSER GUY. THE PORPELLER ARM ACCURAT OF THE TEBOTE IN FOUR QUARTER GUY. WHY CAN HE DO THIS ALL GAME. THAT WOULD BE COOL THE TEBOTE COMPLEAT GAME OF THROWING SPECTACEL AT INVESCOE SPORT AUTHORITING. THE COMPLETE THROWING GAME MAYBE IT HEAR MAYBE IT GON HAPPEN GUY. EVRY WEEK THE TEBOTE GET MORE CRIPSF WITH HE PASSING GUY. I KNOWED IT I SEEN IT.

Tim Tebow

THE TEBOTE IS THROWING GUY

I WANT SEE THE FIRE BLITZ GUY. ALL DAY YES. ALL DAY THE FIRE BLITZ BETER THROW FAST BRADY OR YOU IS ALL DONE HOLEMS. YOU BETER MAKEY YOU READ ALL YOU IS ALL DONE GUY. LAST GAME THE DAWKIN MASHED THE WES WELKED GUY. YES HE DID I SAW IT. I ALWAY WONDER WHY THE WES WELKED DONT GET MASHED GUY. IT LIKE MASH THIS GUY AND STOP THE MADNESS GUY. THE DAWKIN MASHED HE THAT WAS SO COOL. FINAL SOME ONE MASH HE.

WHERE IS ARE WEAPON X DOING - MASHING THAT RITE

THE PATRPT HAVE ALL THESE MESSED UP FAST GUY LIKE SOME GUY NAME MANNY MOREHEAD. DEFENCE GOT TO GET THIS GUY GOT TO STATY IN YOU LANE HOLME AND MAKEY YOU READ SHOOT YOU GAP AND BALL UP THE MOREHEAD SO BADLY GUY. THE POSITONAL SOUND DEFECE GUY ALL DAY. ALL DAY.THE DEMARIAL THONMAS GUY I IS PROUD OF THE THONMAS GUY HE GETTING BETTER GUY JUST STOP THE CORNY DROP GUY. THAT ALSMOST AS BAD AS FUMBLE. OK NOT REALLY BUT COME ON GUY. GOT TO CLUTCH RIP BALL WITH HAND ARM COORDINAT GUY.

WHERE IS ALL ARE RECEVIES HAND ARM COORDINAT GUY. GOT TO CLUTCH GRIP BALL. DONT BE CORNY AND DROP YOU FOOTBNALL HOLMES.

IT LIKE THE SUPER BOWL GUY THAT IS MESS UP. WHO GON WIN. I THINK THE TEBOTE WILL WIN 28 TO 23 GUY. SCORE PONT ON CORNY PATROT DEFENCE FIRE BLITZ AND RUN OUT CLOCK ON MARVELOUS WHEEL CONTENDER SPEED OF MAGAHEE AND TEBOTE. IT GON BE TEBOTE GUY TAKE KNEE AND WIN GAME BRONCO RUN WILD SHOCK THE WORLD SHOCK THE WORLD

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