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Bronco Verse Steeler the revenge of Bronco

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

broncos steelers 2011 playoffs

Hey guy what go on. I reminisc when the steeler came into Bronco house many year ago and smash Bronco afc chanpionship in house guy. In are house. That was messed up. The jake plumber throwed corny pass get pict off and the chanp bailey miss he sure pict for 6. That was foul The jerone bettes was all corny in are end zone guy he yell and scream. Scream to demised of Bronco guy. Shanhan retreating to foul wastes. hole crowd mess up with terrible towle that was foul. Lowestr point in Bronco in many year. Bronco ruin in own house in afc divisonal chanpionship game. Glory of shanhan taint glory of Bronco taint forever guy with this.

It now time for Bronco to get they revenge guy. They revenge. How can they let the cornby steeler to WIN again guy. How corny would this be. Real corny guy. You girfriend laugh at you you hole house pont and laugh at how corny guy. that how badly guy.

NO

NO IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN GUY. THE BRONCO BETER COME CORRECT HOLEMS OR THEY IS ALL DONE. BETTER HONE IT GUY. BETTER HONE YOU GAME PLAN HOLMES OR YOPU IS GO HOME. GO HOME AND LOOK CORNY UNTIL ALL SEASON.

GOT TO HONE IT GUY GOT TO BREAK DOWN. KEEP YOU PAD UNDER PAD. KEEP YOU HEAD UP. MOVE SIDE LINE TO SIDE LINES. RECIEVES MAKEY YOU CATCHES. TEBOTE MAKE CRISPF PASSING GUY. DEFENCE KEEP HEAD UP WHEN SMASH TO BALL. DEFENCE LINE KEEP YOU PAD LEVEL UNDE PAD AND RIP UP THROUGH ENEMY TEAM PLAYER

i WANT SEE THE FIRE BLITZ

fire BLITZ ON ROTHENBERGER ALL DAY LIKE THIS

ALL DAY GUY ALL DAY

COME ON TEBOTE DONT BE CORNY AND MAKE THE CRISPF PASSING WITH PROPELER ARM ACCURAT

WHERE IS ARE CORN BACKS WHY DO NO PICT OFF THE PASSING. WHAT GIVE GUY WHERE IS YOU TURNED OVERS. YOU WAITING FOR THIS GAME YES. YOU WAIT FOR PLAYOFF TIME THAT RIGHT. YES I KNOWED YOU DO THIS GUY THE PICT OFF PASS RUN BACK FOR 6 GUY IT GON CHAGE THE GAME,. THE ANDER GOODMAN GUY THE CHANP BAILEY HOLMES SAY THAT WAS CORNY PASS THAT WAS CORNY PASS FROM HOBLED ROTHENBERGER I DONE TAKE YOU CORNY PASS AND PICT OFF GUY. RUN BACK FOR 6 WHAT YOU THINK OF BRONCO NOW HOLME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE TEBOTE NOW GUY CORNY ROTHENBERGER AND DANCE WITH STAR HINE WARD SOME BODY BETER BALL UP THE HINE WARD GUY I WANT SEE THE CRUSHED HIT OVER MIDDLE WHEN CORNY HINE WARD GET BALL FROM DUCK HOBEL ROTHENBERGER

NO RESPECT

NO RESPECTIVES

COME ON CORN BACK MAKEY YOU READS DONT GET BURNT CRISPF GUY THAT NOT HOW WE DO THIS. MGAHEE STAY THE HEALTHY GUY I BET HE IS HEALING ALL WEEK. THIS IS GOOD. THE STEELER NEED DOSING OF THE MAGAHEE ALL DAY TO TIRE THEY DOWN. STEELER GUY SAY HOW CAN THEY POUND ROCK FOR HUNDRED OF YARD AND GUY SAY HOLMES YOU IS IN THE DENVER NOW. THIS IS THE MESS UP OFFENCE THAT DONE GON MESS HYOU UP BOY. YOU FIRST DEFENCE IN LEAGUE GON GET BALL UP BY BRONCO AT HOME. GON GET BALL UP AND BRING CONFEDENCE TO THE BRONCO IN PLAY OFF TIME CAUSE THEY DONE MASHED UP FIRST DEFENSE IN LEAGUE.

GON GET BALLED UP GUY I KNOW IT. I KNOW IT GUY. BRONCO SAVING ALL THEY JUICE FOR THIS GAME GUY. THIS IT GUY YOU LOOSE YO9U GO HOME. BRIONCO NOT GO GOME.

DONT DISGRACE YOU GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB WITH CORNY FUMBLE GUY. DISGRACE CRAB AND LOOK WHAT HAPPEN. YOU LOOSED THAT WHAT HAPPEN. LEAVE COLA OVER NIGHT SO GIANT CRAB OOZED OUT OF GROUND AND GIVE POWER TO CLUTRCH GRIP BALL AND NO FUMBLE GUY. DONT DISGRACE YOU GIANT CRAB GUY.

giant albino bronco crab in off seasonal waters

GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND IS MENTAL PREPARE. DO LIKE THIS TO WIN. HE NO MAKE MISTAKE GUY. WHAT YOU THINK HE IS CORNY AND GO AFTER CHICKEN ON STRING. GO AFTER THE ORAGE SODA GUY. NO. HE ONLY MESS WITH THE COLA GUY YOU CANT JUKE GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IN OFF SEASONAL WATER GUY. CANT DO IT.

I WANT SEE THE MASHING HIT GUY. THE MASHING HIT. MAKE PAY THE CORNY STEELER IN PLAY OFF TIME. BRONCO GET THEY REVENGE FINAL. THE ROAD GO THREW DENVER HOLMES WHAT YOU GON DO. YOU GON LOOSE THAT RIGHT. THE BRONCO WIN 20 TO 13 IN  SHOCK THE WORLD MOMET.

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Sea Cucumbers and Facsimiles Thereof

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

I’ve been hearing a lot of sea cucumbers out there gurgling the same raw sewage crap.

Oh we better put in Brady Quinn cause Tebow’s stinking up the place.

These people have no clue. It’s not only the fact that Quinn is a poor man’s Kyle Orton, no it’s more than that.

Put in Quinn and our running game SUCKS.

These people hammering Tebow, claiming he has “nothing or little to do” with getting to the playoffs are on the level of sea cucumbers.

A big part of why Willis McGahee is running for 145 yards in these games is the threat of Tebow bouncing a 20 yard run to the outside.

Ain’t that the truth.

But oh no, Brady Quinn could have led the team to the playoffs. Brady Quinn could have mounted those fourth quarter comebacks.

Never mind Brady Quinn’s never shown he can do anything like that.

You want to look to a new Broncos quarterback? Look to the one we draft this year between rounds two and five. Leave the Brady Quinn championing to morons like that Jeff Legwold at the Denver Compost.

Yeah, Tebow’s sucked the last two games but so have a lot of other Broncos. I hear people getting upset over Tebow not finding Eric Decker the “two times” he was open.

Two freaking times.

I’ll tell you, losing Brandon Lloyd was huge. Losing Jabar Gaffney in a trade for nothing was big too.

Open two times? How about fourteen times like Jabar Gaffney when he took over for Brandon Marshall against the Chiefs in 2009?

How about that Kyle Orton eh? Oh he was something special wasn’t he last week. Yeah he was absolute turd without Dwayne Bowe.

Turd.

With a capital ” T. ”

What’s Orton without All Pro, go-to receiver Bowe, eh? I’ll tell you what: Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt…

Our passing offense was Orton to Marshall, Orton to Lloyd. Teams started double teaming Lloyd during our incredible 1-4 stretch with Kyle Orton and he still forced the ball to Lloyd.

Tells you something about the other guys, don’t it.

The Denver Broncos do not, I repeat do not have a single go-to receiver.

Look around the league, every good QB has at least one. One of those guys who makes all the tough catches, keeps his feet in bounds — you know, all the things our guys struggle with.

Maybe Demaryius Thomas can be that guy. Maybe.

But for now, we don’t have one and we’re sorely missing one.

In the big picture, TimTebow deserves a full offseason and his shot at starting all 16 games next year. He’s earned it.

There’s enough there, there’s enough flashes he’s shown to warrant that and for crying out loud look at what he’s done for our running game.

You put Brady Quinn in there and our running game will come down to earth. We will get smashed by teams straight lining it up and coming right for Willis McGahee. No mobile QB to worry about running round end for 20 anymore, that’s for damn sure.

Some of these goobers have no idea what this Tebow is doing for our running game, even if he doesn’t carry the ball for a hundred yards in a game–the mere threat of him running outside creates a hesitation in the defenders that our running backs have been exploiting. Option or not, take away that mobile QB and the defenses change to our detriment.

That’s why I want to see this team with a more dynamic, younger Willis McGahee running the ball. Hell, you see how many times McGahee had one man to beat out there? Since when is he known to be a ten yard per carry back? Someone younger, faster and more dynamic may be breaking these.

There’s enough there overall to build on, and in the near term this team has issues beyond that of quarterback.

About this Steelers game,  I better not see a bunch of them piss yellow terrible towels being twirled around. What a disgrace, it’s bad enough we have a bunch of goobers desperately clamoring for Brady Quinn to win the Super Bowl for us.

Wouldn’t surprise me if the Broncos win this game. It wouldn’t, not if it’s a 16 to 13 ugly debacle like the Broncos and Steelers have been getting themselves into lately. Could be an ugly game riddled with mistakes on both sides, but I also wouldn’t doubt the Broncos get beat 21 to 6 either.

I will say this: If I’m the Broncos defensive backs coach, I’d have them catching balls all week long from a machine spitting them out at John Elway speeds.

One thing I’ve noticed about Big Ben, he throws a lot of picks in the playoffs. Well, not really actually, the other teams drop so many of them it’s unreal. How many did the Broncos drop in that AFC championship game? Four? You’ve got to be kidding me.

 

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BRONCOS MAKE PLAYOFFS GUY

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

YES

WIN

CURSE OF AL DAVIES BROKED>

FIRE

WIN AND FIRE. THIS WHY I GET MAKE THE DIRECTIONAL TV ON SUNDAY GUY IT WAS DRY IN PLAYOFF TIME BUT NOT THIS ANY MORE>

BRONCO GET REVENGE AGANST THE ROTHESBURGER LIKE CONAND BARBARIAT IN STICK PLACE

conan barbariat get he revenge in stick place he make

IT HE HOME GUY. HE MAKE IT. LIKE BRONCO ARE AT HOME NEXT WEEK. IT BRONCO TURF YES FOR REVENGE OF AFC DIVSONAL TITLE GUY. OH YES IT GON GO DOWN NEXT WEEK. CHECK YOU TV SCREEN GUY OT WRECK YOU SELF,.

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Broncos 3 Chiefs 7 Tebow Sucked*

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

John Fox Broncos

Yes Tebow sucked, but on a lot of those downs what more can you ask? The Denver offense is a double whammy of suckage: The way Tebow is playing right now and the *conservative-to-a-fault playcalling. Horrible. That’s how you call a playoff game there Fox and McCoy? What a joke. Take some chances for crying out loud.

At least the defense showed up. At least Willis McGahee showed up.

The silver lining is the Broncos are in the playoffs for the first time in years. At least they managed to get there.

They’re gonna pile on Teebs this week, and rightly so, but remember: Making the playoffs has a lot to do with Tim Tebow leading us to wins earlier this year in division games.

Von Miller = non-entity.

It boggles the mind that we can’t call any short passes.

This gameplan better change in the playoffs. Let it rip more, more short passes. Maybe this ship of fools can get lucky against a hobbled Big Ben.

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NO

Sunday, January 1st, 2012
Al Davis

NO

I seen it guy up in the TREE NO. NO THE CURSE OF THE EVIL AL DAVIES GUY IT CANT BE THIS. I SEEN IT FLOATING IN TREE IT PONT AT ME AND FLOAT UP CURSING GUY. IT CANT BE THIS GUY THE BRONCO MUST WIN MUST BREAK THE EVIL CURSE OF THE EVIL AL DAVIES ONCE FOR GOOD.

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