Archive for October, 2012

The Broncos Will Finish 9-7

Friday, October 26th, 2012

That’s right, a disappointing end to the season and a playoff berth by default.

Mark my words, the 2012 Denver Broncos will get beat by good teams.

They already have.

A good team and an above normal NFL quarterback isn’t going to implode like Mr. Rivers in the second half. That absolute skunk of a troglodyte. The Chargers were moving the ball down the field on our vaunted defense in the second half and if it wasn’t for Rivers they would have kept the curse running wild.

No matter, 3-3 is a bag of shells.

A good team is going to keep running up the score on the Broncos and win.

I’m not fooled by this team, the middle of the defense is undermanned.

We will probably lose this week and possibly the next.

However, the Broncos should destroy the sewer that is the AFC West.

The Broncos will do no better than last year in the playoffs. Good teams with a decent offense will beat the Broncos.

I never said Peyton Manning wouldn’t do well, I never once questioned the arm strength or stats. I only disapproved of the shape of his head and all those weird indention marks on his dome when he takes off his helmet. Leave the helmet on for Christ’s sake.

The team as a whole is not a Super Bowl contender.

Mr. Asinine Philip Rivers ruined my big announcement. I was so pissed off I ruined Halloween decorations and threw full bars of soap at cars on the 95 overpass. It kept my spirits up and my head clear.

3-4 after the bye, 9-7 in the end.

You’ve

Monday, October 15th, 2012

got to be kidding me.

Elway Teeth

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Chargers Up 24 at the Half

Monday, October 15th, 2012

I take full credit for the miraculous ghost trip by the great Eric Decker. (and other foibles)

I heard this team was much better off this year on paper.

You know what yous can do with that paper.

Things are lookin’ up, ain’t that right Tom Jackson.

 

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Broncos 21 Patriots 31 McGahee the Goat

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

Isn’t it fitting that #23 was the big goat today. I enjoyed this loss.

Broncos lose to the Patriots yet again.

The Broncos need to draft a younger more dynamic version of McGahee. Add that to the offseason list.

Surprisingly, the Broncos did a halfway decent job of containing Tom Brady today.

Not surprising, they were gashed for 251 yards on the ground.

How about that 3rd and 14 or that 3rd and 17?

Looks like last year, and the year before and the year before.

The only reason this game looked somewhat close was due to the Patriots overconfidence.

This game should have been 38 to 7.

Broncos better hope that San Diego really does have some problems this year.

We’re one game away from 2-4 are you people excited?

A collective sigh of relief in Dove Valley.

Wishful Broncos Prepare for Beatdown

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

Unfortunately for most of you people celebrating out there, the Broncos are heading into a major ass whooping this Sunday.

I am reality.

Reality states the Broncos just whipped up on an undermanned 6-10 football team.

I just read a pathetic piece by the great Mark Kiszla on how the Broncos have a real quarterback this time around. Mr. ” Kickin it with Kiz ” fails to realize the Patriots offense hasn’t changed much since last January.

Neither has the Broncos defense.

Sorry.

Big trouble in little Foxboro.

Unlike many of you people, I won’t be sad come this Sunday.

I’ll be firing up the popcorn, chicken wings and loading up on beer while I watch the beautiful letdown.

If we don’t beat San Diego the following week (it’s a toss-up) I will make an earth shattering announcement.

So to all those Broncos faithful who are adding Welker, Gronkowski and Brady to their Fantasy Football pick’ems this week…

I won’t hold it against yous.

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