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Magic Bag - Broncos versus the Raiders
By Horvil Tiki | November 21, 2008 6:56 am
Wisdom Master Shanhan versus Tommy the Cable Guy
A long time ago, far far aways… Ok guy I make this up, is was only cuople month ago. The EVIL empror Al davies look ofver field. He sit high on top the Oaklad stadiat in throned room guy. All kind of crazy evil. He sit so defeat. Wisdom master offence power Shanhan roll in to the Oaklad stadiat with giant of the denver Ryand Clady balled over evry body guy. The cutsper pict the oaklad rader apart guy. He say I makey all the throws, I throw all day like this. The al davies evil empror he look see, he look from tired chair. He sit so distruat, he seeth, he can make no noised he seeth so bad. He not even angry guy, he just stared cannot beleef the power of Shanhan he protogee from long ago that he fire send to die in wastes.
This guy fire the shanhan guy
The al davies, he hunk over, he hunk over in chair he cry he say to all he evil underling guy, what can do? What can do aganst the Shanhan?
The evil underling form commit. They sit in rounded table with evil empror in middel. Evil empror pont finger at you guy you is all done, he choked you from across table.
Al davies: Guy what can do aganst the shanhan? I cannot beleef we is get total destructed in home field, total disgrace.
evil al Davies makey all kind of deal
Underling: Hay guy, there is guy comes here to fix TV. cabel we pay out hind quart to get all the football games guy, all of them.
Al Davies: WHo is this crazy person?
underling; This guy he know evry thing about football guy. He pict 10 games rite last week guy in pict em football contest. He has have crazy fantasy footballed leage guy, he gets all the picts rite I seen it.
al Davies: Bring in this person guy I is want talk to his.
evil underling, ok guy, but he is busy rite now fix our cabled he come in second.
Tommy cable guy” Hey guy what go on, I is Larry Tommy the cable guy.
tom cable guy know how to party on week end with pizza with chip
Al Davies: Listen guy I is need to know you football mastery, can yous beated the Shanhan?
Tommy Cable guy:” I think so guy, I is watched all the games on directioanal tv, I even has have the red zoned network it flip to all game when stuff go on. I sees the Shanhan on there a lot guy, I knows evrything he does.
Al Davies: Ok guy, just beat the shanhan. We is have crappy record now guy, so just beat the shanhan enough of the shanhan I gon cry if he beated us so bad again.
Tommy Cable:” Ok guy, but this gon cost yous I dont work for free, I is paid.
al Davies: You is all kind of crazy guy, what you needs? I throw round monies like no tomorow guy, I buyed all the free agent guy, all of them in offed season to destructive the shanhan.
Tommy Cabled guy: Ok guy, is not cheap. I is want 50 bag of lay potatoe chip. The crinkel kind guy with cheese. I want this evry week. I is want hooge pizza with evrything on it evry week. I want 600 dollar evry single month guy, all months to pay for rent to gives up the cable. Oh wait guy I foget I want ham sandwich evry tuesday too.
Al DAvies;: he smiled with evil cold crack in face smile an say ‘ok guy you has have deal, we hire new evil siff, evil Siff master there always two, the lane Kiffid could not cut mustard, but this larry cabel guy just cutted hooge fart. Hooge fart you fan with hand guy it still smelled it not go away. I like this guy style he say.
Shanhan say pactice in pads now guy
Shanhan has have ball rolling guy. he makey the denver practiced diffrenet. They is takkle now guy none of this play tag they takkle in practice it pay off. Shanhan is offence master must listen to him guy, listen to shanhan custper dont go rogue, dont hife energy drink before game throw all kind of crazy.
This game should win at home, come on guy this at home aganst the rader, would total complete disgrace to loose this game guy, how could you do this to shanhan guy, would awful terrib peh peh defeat?
The Rader is not over look. Even if has tommy the cabled guy coach. They is not be over look the rader has nothing to loose guy, no thing. They hate the denver, the evil al davies seeth at the denver. he seeth. They is come at you hard guy beter be ready. Look at the chef guy, they is have total crappy record team they is beated the Shanhan, total disgrace. Come on guy, must put away the Rader two time, say guy we not beat you once we beated you two time. The Ryan Clady beater club fist come down on you guy you is all done, it come down on you again you is down under ground stuck in ground soiled pant.
The assomuga. the nmm Assomuga guy he is have the corn back skill for the Rader but come on guy, we has have the Eddy royal steal of draft, Jay cuspter pict 11 steal of draft. Brandon marshal steal of draft, peyted the hammer hillies steal of draft. Ryan clady steal of draft. Send the Clady at the Assomuga guy, makey crazy run play say guy we is gon pan cake you guy. We do this all day. Send the larsen as full back.
Shanhan still feel finger pont at him say you is fire, you is not good enough to makey the plays. Shanhan reminisc this guy, he no stupid idot. He game plan on the Rader like no tomorow guy, look at the Shanhan on side line, Look guy I is not joke look at all the plays flap around he hand he has all the plays to kill the Rader guy, to bring down the evil Siff. He scripft the plays guy, he scripft all the plays from SHANHAN’S MAGIC HOAR-FARM bag.
I so happy guy, could not be more happy the Falcon, the Elam the foxwerth they not aware know of the secret locative of Shanhan magic-hoar-farm bag. This where he scrifft the plays guy, if they knews this the Falcon would win. Shanhan not stupid idot guy. Shanhan say: Take proper step to get job done always guy. Proper step = hide the hoar farm bag guy. Secret locative.
I beleef the rader will come to play, people say crap they is come corrective, but I beleef will falter to the power of the Custper, the incredibel high powreful offence guy. They should will score all kind of crazy ponts guy.
The LARSEND IS TRILPE THREAT
The wesly woodard he gon shoot you gap guy, shooted you gap all day. You on noticed oaklad offence line, better know where the woodard line up guy or he done ball up you run back for loss guy. The spence larsen, dont jaw at the Spence Larsed guy, don’t do it, can’t do it. Beter not jaw at the larsen guy, you is see what he does to the Chef player guy, the saint player, he done ball them up guy, makey evry body stand up in crowd say oh snap. Beter not jaw at the Larsen guy he is the TRIPLE THREAT, HE GON FIND YOU GUY< YOUS PLAY OFFENCE YOU PLAY DEFENCED YOU PLAY SPECIATE TEAM HE FIND YOU GUY MAKEY EVRY BODY SAY OH SNAP I CANNOT BELEEF THE HITTED. Even shanhan say look like guy head come off from the Larsend MEGATON crush hit.
Come on guy, lets do this. One more step for the glory of Shanhan to defeated the evil Empror, the crazy man Al davies. Send home to the Oaklad stadiat, like family final rid of foul degenrat toad hide in weeds.
Elways says Jamnarcus Russett beter get out of the Oaklad
The John Elways say to the Jamnarcus russett, he say guy you is beter get out of Oaklad guy, or you is all done. They is have no thing for you there guy, beter get out while you can guy. You is have crazy hoary evil Empror at helm. He makey all the decisives guy, all of them. He throw all kind of monies at the Javon Wakker, Javond Wakker bobble head grandfather try sell cant even get 5 cent on the eBay in mint conditional. He throw high into pine tree it still there guy, bake from sun. I sees it guy with binocuelars.
Topics: Magic Bag
Tags: bag of crinkle chips, custper makey all the throws, disgrace to fire the shanhan, evil empror al davies must go down, he makey ten picts in pick em football, I seen it guy, must win at home, shanhan is offence master, spence larsen gon ball you up, tommy cable guy
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 am
horvil tiki, i is not received password still. not wishing copy you guy, but recognizing genus when seeing it. I beleef you has seen magic hoar farm bag like joseph smith see golden plates with ummim and thummim. Asky Larsen. He knows. Must have total destruct physical win this week and then bronco bus on the way. Long life horvil tiki!
November 24th, 2008 at 7:13 am
I not have goldened plate, but I once buy golden dragon. Guy say it make of brass, pritty cool. grandfather say he ript me off though guy it was hollow not solid brass dragon.
Is you pass word is work now? I tell this to panff if not I not know how to do any thing but makey the posts. i try to make all of them.