Hope all the Broncos rubes, goobers and general Elway ass-sniffing miscreants got a good taste of what’s to come.

The lowly San Diego Chargers just rolled into home field and smoked the Broncos.

Ehh.. Yokel... eh ... Yokel...

Ehh.. Yokel… eh … Yokel…

That’s exactly what some AFC team is likely to accomplish come playoff time, if… if the Broncos are lucky.

The Broncos will be lucky to quietly lose in the first few playoff rounds this year, rather than getting beat in the Superbowl in front of millions of people.

From day one, DAY &**%$in ONE OF THIS PISS POOR MANNING EXPERIMENT… DAY ONE I SAID THIS &^%&%$IN $&^T SUCKS. IT SUCKS AND IT WON’T AMOUNT TO A CHAMPIONSHIP.

Most thought this was great... remember those rubes.

Most thought this was great… remember those rubes.

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS CRAP, EH? SOME OF YOU RUBES AND GOOBS REALLY GOT ABOARD THE MANNING TRAIN FAST DIDN’T YAS?

OH YOU’RE GETTING A JERSEY, A SIGNED FOOTBALL FROM THE GREAT MANNING HIMSELF.

MR. NUMBER ONE COLT HIMSELF.

Peyton Manning is a &*%&in Colt. We went out and grabbed some other team’s leader. Go out and grab a defensive tackle, running back, safety… whatever, but don’t go out and buy the leader of the entire team. Not in the ass-end of his career no less…

He’s gonna retire a Colt and I don’t like being led by a Colt.

Neither should you people out there, unless you’re still hanging on to only half your brain.

People with a functioning cerebral cortex realize this team doesn’t have the defense or running game to win a championship.

You wanna know why I ain’t interested in the Broncos right now? Want to know why there’s a paucity of posts?

Because I won’t be a part of Mr. Elway’s Dog and Pony show.

Oh let’s see, bankrupt the team to buy the leader of the Colts and then we’ll sign a bunch of also-rans on defense. That’ll amount to a couple Superbowls at least…

We’ll ride Manning’s arm just like the Colts did for fourteen seasons.

Fourteen seasons and only one Championship trying it that way.

I get a good laugh when I see comparisons between Manning and Brady. Oh how interesting it is that they leave out the post season achievements.

Brady: 17-7 record, 3 Super Bowl Championships

Manning: 9-11 record, 1 Super Bowl Championship

Manning: 8 playoff losses of the one-and-done variety

I’ll give Manning credit for being the best regular season quarterback. But do you even care about that? I sure as hell don’t.

Peyton Manning is the Joe Thornton of the NFL. Thornton plays lights out every NHL season, amasses stats up the ying-yang, but when it comes to the playoffs he doesn’t elevate his game. He’s nowhere.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship defense.

Can’t make the big stop in the big spot. Sorry.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship running game.

Can’t get the yards on the ground in a big spot. Sorry.

Floof!

Floof!

When it counts, the Broncos can’t get it done without Manning’s arm being spot on, dead on 100 percent.

However, add some cold/rainy weather, pressure Manning and you got a recipe for defeat. At home even.

Too much counting on Manning, too much one dimensional Broncos equals suck-suck come playoff time.

SUCK SUCK ^&$&in SUCK.

THROW IT IN THE WOODS, IT SUCKS, SUCKS.

I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS DOG AND PONY SHOW.

YOU PEOPLE BETTER HOPE THIS TEAM DOESN’T GET TO THE SUPER BOWL. THEY WILL BE HUMBLED IN THE COLD IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.

LET’S SEE, 37 YEAR OLD FUSED BONES OUT IN THE TEN DEGREE WEATHER WITH AN AVERAGE RUNNING GAME AND AVERAGE DEFENSE, YEAH THAT’S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS COUNTING ON THOSE OLD BONES TO PERFORM.

NOT TO MENTION, ACTUALLY PRESSURE MANNING (LIKE PLAYOFF TEAMS CAN) AND WATCH THE HUMILIATION.

The only way the Broncos get to the Super Bowl THIS YEAR is through the decrepit state of the AFC competition as a whole. It is possible for them to get there, but the NFC teams like the Forty Niners or Seahawks will feast on the Broncos. The NFC teams are built with a defense, running game and dynamic passing/running threats at QB. Simply, built to beat the Broncos.

Broncos faithful, eat your hearts out.

Enjoy it now while it lasts I suppose. You know, all the false hopes you’re desperately clinging to. Big Daddy Elway and John Fox gonna hoist that Lombardi…

I, P.P. DUBLINSKI WILL NOT BE A PART OF MR. ELWAY’S DOG AND PONY SHOW BABY. OH YEAH, IT’S A F^$^IN DOG AND PONY SHOW OUT THERE IN DENVER AND OLD PUMPKINHEAD MANNING WILL BE THE STAR. WAGGING HIS HEAD AS HE COMES OFF THE FIELD FROM YET ANOTHER DISAPPOINTING PLAYOFF PERFORMANCE.

GOOBERS, RUBES AND MORONS LEND ME YOUR EARS: YOU’RE PREPPIN FOR HEARTBREAK UP THERE IN DENVER. BANDWAGONERS – THE CLIFF IS APPROACHING.

SELL THE ROOKIE CARDS NOW. EBAY THE JERSEYS AND FOOTBALLS NOW.

YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA LOSE ONCE AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THIS IS THEIR ONLY SHOT WITH PUMPKINHEAD.

Peyton Manning Forehead

Something ain’t quite right in Denver…

NEXT YEAR IT ONLY GETS HARDER BABY, OH YEAH. TEAMS ARE CREEPING UP, GETTING BETTER… WON’T BE SO EASY NEXT YEAR.

YOU LISTEN TO P.P. YOU LISTEN TO A ROCK OF WISDOM. LISTEN TO ALL THEM OTHER BRONCOS TOOLS OUT THERE AND YOU’LL SET YOURSELF UP FOR MAJOR, I REPEAT, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT.

NOTE TO ALL THOSE SEA CUCUMBERS OUT THERE JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW OF THE MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT THERE: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. USE YOUR TIME WISELY. TAKE UP A CRAFT. MAYBE KNITTING OR PLUMBING.

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS DISASTER A COMIN’

ALL THANKS TO MR. ELWAY.

EVERYBODY NOW. I WANT TO HEAR IT. I WANT TO HEAR IT RESONATE ACROSS THE NATION AFTER THE LOSS:

“THANKS MR. ELWAY”

I ESPECIALLY WANT TO HEAR THAT CARSONIC AND LORD RICHTER SAY THAT AFTER THE BIG LOSS.

I AM A DARK NINJA OF THE DEPTHS. MY ACUITY IS DEVASTATING AND THE GIRTH IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS.

IN MY RIGHT HAND IS STRENGTH AND WISDOM IS UPON MY BROW. I WILL NOT BE BIFURCATED AND OR DEDUCED.

I DON’T GOT TIME FOR THIS F&^$IN DOG AND PONY SHOW IN DENVER.

MAYBE THAT OLD BROAD PELOSI ACTUALLY DOES HAVE SOME SENSE AFTER ALL…

BRONCOS FANS:

EMBRACE THE SUCK