BREAKING: PP Dublinski has learned Broncos “Pocket Passer” of the future, the legendary Timmy Tebow has been spotted at the International House of Pancakes in Aurora, Colorado! Go there now all you rubes with your mini helmets and jerseys. Better carpool because there ain’t enough parking spots open for a ton of goobers to muck up the joint. Maybe, just maybe his fake girlfriend is there too.

In other news: Supposedly the Jaguars were interested in trading for Brady Quinn. Good luck with that, they’re looking at trying to acquire the only real competition for Orton’s starting job in the foreseeable future. Not happening.