Eh Cuckoo, Eh Cuckoo?

With each passing minute I’m beginning to wonder about this front office…

This Kyle Orton saga crap is a joke. What a mess.

Orton must go, Cuckooman must fly the coop. If they can’t get rid of him they better show some stones and bench his ass.

Seriously. Nobody can justify Kyle Orton starting for us this year. This is insane. Inane and insane. For all those “Orton’s our best chance to win,” goobers, do you think Orton will be starting for the Broncos next season?

Didn’t think so.

We are NOT signing Kyle Orton to a long term deal. He is gone after this year anyways. Can you even fathom keeping him as our starter for the next five years? Can you even imagine that loathsome reality? Cringe as you watch this update hit the wire: Broncos give Kyle Orton 5 year contract for 50 million

Turd-ridden insanity for sure. He better not be starting and stinking in the regular season. I don’t even want him starting in the preseason either. He’s hurting the development of our rookie quarterback.

“But he’s our best chance to win…”

I don’t care. Neither should you.

I don’t care if the Broncos go 9 and 7 with Cuckooman this year. We’re effectively set back a year with Cuckooman starting. It’s time to see what we have in Tebow, we know what we got in Orton, he isn’t going to magically change overnight.

Of course Orton practices better, looks more smooth out there, he’s a veteran and he has a good command of this offense. I don’t care though, he’s not the Denver Broncos long term solution at quarterback.

The Broncos want to trade Orton but he won’t restructure his contract to meet the demands of the Dolphins.

Fine. Business is business.

If it becomes clear that they can’t trade Orton in the next couple of weeks, then they should inform him he is the number 2 quarterback.

If he don’t like that and if he wants to cause anything resembling a ruckus, then fine–they better show some stones and have him running the practice squad in the regular season.

That’s right, the practice squad.

Get him gone or sit him on the bench. Nothing against Cuckooman personally, but I will be furious if this guy is starting week one. He’s not the answer. What a joke. What a botch. He better not be starting.

That said, I’m not too happy so far with free agency. When is this front office gonna do something, anything?

We chase a *^*(&)in overpriced running back who we don’t need, then we chase a sack specialist defensive end that we really don’t need and we can’t get the guy we really need for 5 years and 25 million?(Mebane)

Get your heads out of your asses “EFX.” Which is a stupid name by the way.

I want Aubrayo Franklin. The Chiefs want him bad. We can use him and it hurts them. I want Franklin or Cullen Jenkins. Hell I want anybody available at this point who resembles an actual defensive lineman. Marcus Thomas? Are you kidding me? We’re bending over backwards to sign this guy back? Give me a break. Get Shaun Ellis for crying out loud. I want a name. I want someone proven on that defensive line. I don’t care if it’s only for a year or two. Get Ty Warren for crying out loud, it’s worth a shot.

I didn’t mind picking Von Miller over Dareus. I figured we had a plan. Figured we’d draft defensive tackles in the early rounds.

We didn’t do that, so I figured we had a plan for free agency.

Doesn’t look like they have a plan so far, does it?

Ya'll ready for this?

I suppose neglecting our glaring weakness on the defensive front–something that’s killed us for years–I suppose neglecting that is a recipe for success?

Suppose neglecting that (or lowballing it) really helps Von Miller and Nate Irving, don’t it? Oh that’s just great for their rookie development, since we ain’t got jack at defensive tackle. We don’t have guys to take on double teams and keep guards off our linebackers.

I WANT SOMETHING DONE.

I WANT SOMETHING DONE.

This free agency period sure as hell ain’t inspiring confidence so far. I better hear that we’ve made a splash at the defensive tackle position. Yeah let’s neglect d-line yet again. Let’s bring in a bunch of cast offs and also rans and see what happens in a run heavy division. Suppose most of us will wonder what the hell happened when we got running backs ripping off 6 yards a pop on us all game long. First down, first down, first down–HELL THAT LOOKED EASY. Won’t that be great? Yet again.

I WANT ORTON GONE OR BENCHED. AND SOON.  SOMEBODY GROW SOME COJONES AND TELL THIS GUY TO RIDE THE PINE. I BETTER SEE THAT ORTON RIDING PINE AND I BETTER SEE THIS DEFENSIVE LINE ADDRESSED. I KNOW WE AIN’T GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL, BUT I WANT TO AT LEAST COMPETE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. CAN’T EVEN COMPETE WHEN YOU’RE WAVING A LIMP SAUSAGE AT THE POINT OF ATTACK.

How old is he? Shameful.