kyle orton“He’s being productive, but I tend to think about the quarterback relative to wins and losses, third down and red zone,” McDaniels said. -September 28, 2010

I’m disappointed in Cincinnati and Detroit, you root for these awful teams and they always find a way to lose. Vikings won, Cleveland won–that’s OK. But Cincinnati, Detroit, Dallas, Buffalo, San Fran and Arizona need to start winning.

If you want to know the goats in today’s loss at Kansas City, look no further than the super tandem of Cuckooman Kyle Orton and Diaperman Josh McDaniels.

The game ended up closer than I imagined, I give the Broncos some credit for going into a tough building and keeping things close.

Any sea cucumber worth his salt could perceive Kyle Orton having a terrible day. Off on his passes, throwing them into the ground, missing open receivers left and right, throwing out of bounds–he sucked.

The coach sucked too for not realizing the obvious. Here we are ripping off five yards a pop with Knowshon Moreno, running the football like pros out there–hell we were ripping off thirty yard runs–we’re out there running like mad and McDaniels aka Diaperman switches to a passing game that sucked all day long. Shades of Mike Shanahan in the mediocre years, running the football at will then getting cute and grinding us to a proverbial halt.

They say McDaniels learned from Charlie Weis to call a play twice if it worked the first time, well P.P. Dublinski says don’t abandon the run until the other team stops you. We stopped ourselves in the second half when Moreno was on fire and we snuffed the flames right out with a heavy dose of Cuckooman suckage.

I didn’t expect Tebow to start this week, even though the season is lost. The coach could at least get him in there for ten plays–but oh no, we can’t ruin Orton’s magical rhythm.

I’ve been saying it for the last six games or so, this Orton can be benched on merits alone–screw the stats. Wins, losses, third downs and the red zone–I “guess” McDaniels agrees.

I want a quarterback competition. We deserve to have a true quarterback competition this offseason and I want Tebow in there starting. Give him valuable playing time in a lame duck season, we all know what we have in Kyle Orton, we all know what kind of team Kyle Orton needs around him in order to be successful.

It’s time to put in the kid,  I’ve seen enough of Cuckooman this year.