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Clearly, Big Daddy Elway is reading P.P.

Remember all the talk the past two years about some “great defense” in Broncos land?

Big Daddy just signed three All Pro caliber defensive players. Pretty big overhaul to something that wasn’t broken to begin with. I’ve said all along we’re three to four players short of a good defense.

Defense isn’t the only problem, the running game is abysmal against good teams. This at least shows they are well aware of the problem. I don’t want to see 55 touchdowns through the air next year. “Greatest passing attack of all time ..”

What did that get them?

Meanwhile in La La land at the Denver Post, ol’ Woody Paige says bring back Mike Shanahan as an “aide.”

Probably one of the dumbest things I’ve ever skimmed.

Broncos Sign CB Aqib Talib, Safety T.J.Ward

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014
Aqib Talib Denver Broncos

Two down, two to go.

Well there you go folks, two out of the four signings I wanted on the first day of free agency. Clearly the Broncos realize their needs in the secondary and they netted a playmaking cornerback in Aqib Talib as well as a hard hitting safety with a mean streak in T.J. Ward.

Now the Broncos need a very good linebacker and a running back. Another running back unless they absolutely, positively believe Montae Ball can be the guy. They’ve recently said they aren’t looking for a RB in free agency, so I’d expect them to acquire one in the early rounds if they smartly become serious about running the ball more.

Of course, signing a Demarcus Ware wouldn’t hurt any either.

In other news, I heard Woody Paige cut a hellacious dusty boofart and had to be escorted out of the Denver Post newsroom.

P.P.’s Seahawks Broncos Super Bowl XLVIII Review (Uncensored)

Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

Hey guy BRonco Manning GET

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

We done get the payted manning guy. Holy snap now I gon get the madden football for first time in long time you know what I saying. It like the crazy upgrading of the madden football team.

I sorry for the tim tebote guy but maybe he go to green manure pastrer. Hey guy get with this long time ago I send the colt mini helmet to payted manning. Did you know this. I think I said this guy. http://horviltiki.com/bronco-wisdom/golden-tiki-awarsd-new/ I send mini helmet to the payted manning in 1998 and in before training camp and like I got it back in february sined guy that was messed up. I do this with terrel davies and he npot sine it guy that was foul. Granfather say he probable give to cousin to play with. Grandfather say dont send to the manning you not gon get back you gon loose the monies but he sined it guy he did. Maybe this was like the destiny yes. the destiny of bronco and I knowed it long time ago.

payted manning helmet next to elway helmet blue geote

grandfather say the blue geote i have next to the manning the elway helmet is very powerful guy very.

This remind me of the golden tiki award guy. I forgwet this I so messed up from loosing to new enggland in playoff tiume. I will do this.

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Hey guy what go on did we get Payten Maning yet

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

I want the Dontarial Poe guy will he b e there for Bronco? I hope he will be there guy. We always miss guy who I want. I want the BJ Raji I want the Namdokah Su and I want the Darues guy and they always go to like some other place. I wanted the nick fiarly too guy and the lion get he. they get all are guys I want. Now they want th maro willams that is messed up. they take all my guy.

I saw the Dontarius Poe toad guy first sign of spring yes.  He was all kind of messed up under grandfather tire. spinning around. He not big yet he can get bigger even like the mike mayok say can tack on more pound to devatate the oppositon.

That is mess up that we gon like get the Payted mannign guy. Did he come back to denver yet. I check the roted world like all day when granfather say this. I cannot belief this guy the payted manning. He done smash Bronco for many year. Even when the Brandon Marshalls catch like 21 pass from Horton the manning still beated and juke the bronco. Juke so many time guy. Maybe this is good to get the payted manning so we juke other team yes.

I thing they did Tebote raw guy. That is raw. But the payted manning is like the best ever you knowed what I saying. It was all like Elways gon like working with the Tebote in the off seasonal but like he done turn around and say take off guy. Take off.

The elways is one cold dude guy. One cold dude yes. I did not knowed this. I did not knowed the elways was this cold. He want to betterment of team for all costs.

I think the elways is jelous of shanhan and the rg 3. He jelous of the shanhan guy have to one up the shanhan with the payted manning.

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WHAT HAPPEN

Friday, January 27th, 2012

I IS VERY ANGRY STILL. I NOT EVEN CARE GUY. WHAT HAPPEN IN NEW EGGLAND WHAT HAPPEN TO BRONCO. WHAT GIVE. WHAT GIVE WITH THIS YES.

I RUN OUT SIDE AFTER GAME AND START DIG WITH HAND IN GROUND. DIG HOLE WITH BARED HAND ALL OVER YARD. DIG DIG DIG DIG HOLE. I SO UPSET GUY. WHAT HAPPEN TO BRONCO.

I LOOSE MY MIND GUY THE BRONCO WAS CORNY. I NOT EVEN CARE IF LOOSED BUT GUY CANT EVEN MAKE HOGE HIT. THE CRUSH HIT GUY. ALL WAS SEE IS THE CRAP IN PANT EFFART GUY. THAT IS MESSED UP. THE BRONCO DEFENCE WAS CORNY GUY. REAL CORNY. NO ONE CAN EVEN HITTED ENEMY TEAM PLAYER.

NO ONE CAN EVEN HIT ENEMY TEAM PLAYER GUY. THAT IS MESSED UP. WHAT HAPPEN. WHERE IS ARE HITTING GUYS. NO ONE WANT. NO ONE WANT HIT EVEN. AT LEAST HIT YOU ENEMY TEAM PLAYER GUY. EVEN IF LOOSED GAME FROM 60 PONTS.

THAT IS MESSED UP GUY. I SO ROTTEN AND FOUL. I DI G DIG DIG HOLE ALL OVER YARD. SPEND ALL TIME FILLING IN. GRANDFATHER VERY ANGRY. I SORRY GRANFATHER I CANNT TAKE GUY. I CANT TAKE LOOSED LIKE THIS. NO ONE EVEN HITTED THE BIG CRUSH HIT. WHY DO THEY DO.

THE CRAP IN PANT EFFART GUY COME AT WORSE TIME IN HOLE SEASON.

IT WAS LIKE TEBOTE ONLY MAD FOOL WHO WANT TO MAKE EVEN THE 17 PONTS. TEBOTE RUN AROUND ALL CRAZY WITH BUSTED RIB AND LOOK FOR GUY IN END ZONE TO MAKE EVEN 17 PONT AND NO ONE WANT!

NO ONE WANT!

WHAT GIVE GUY THAT IS MESS UP. I STILL ANGRY GUY I STILL COVERING HOLES. GRANDFATHER VERY ANGRY AT THIS.

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BRONCO VERSED THE PATROTS BUNGHOLIO

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

THERE THEY IS GUY THE BUNGHOLIO LORD OF HARVEST TIME AND THE MACDANELS CORNHOLIO. NORMAL THEY COME IN HALOWEEN TIME BUT IT DIFFRENT THIS YEAR.

bungholio bellycheks guy

cornholio disiple of bungholio

LONG TIME AGO IN GALAXY FAR AWAY THE SHANHAN BEATED THE HOODED BUNGHOLIO IN PLAY OFF TIME WITH MAGIC HOAR FARM BAG AND JAKE PLUMBER. AND CHANP BAILEY PICT BALL OFF SO THE BADLY AND RUN BACK FOR 6 GUY. BRONCO WIN BRONCO BEATED THE CORNY PATROTS AND SEND BUNGHOLIO MUMBLE WITH CRAZY TALK IN POST GAME THING.SHANHAN SAY TAKE OFF GUY. TAKE OFF THIS ARE GAME YOU IS CORNY GUY. SO CORNY. EVRYONE LAUGH AND LAUGH HOW CORNY AND WEAK. CHANP BALEY SAY THIS MY FOOTBALL YOU PASS IS WEAK AND HE DONE FLY DOWN YOU SIDE LINE PICT OFF BALL AND FOR 6 HOLMES AND WIN.

WOE TO THE PATROT WOE TO NEW EGGLAND.

WOE AND SHAME TO MEET THE ROAD WARRIOR GUY.

THE ROAD WARROR

 

OH YES GUY. HEAR IT COME FROM THE ROADS IN THE DENVER. THE ROAD WARROR COME TO DESTRUCT THE FOUL BELLYCHECK ONCE AND FOR GOOD. HOLMES BETER GET READY TO GET RUN OVER GUY. OH YES THE RUNNED OVER POWER OF THE TEBOTE THE MAGAHEE GUY RUN LIKE WIND. RUN LIKE CRAZY AND BALL UP CORNY PATROT DEFENCE SO BADLY GUY. GUY SAY WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WHAS THAT AND GUY SAY THAT WAS TEBOTE DONE GON ROUND YOU END FOR 20 YARD HOLMES. BETER KEEP CONTAINED NEXT TIME FOOL OR YOU IS ALL DONE. GUY SAY WHAT IS THAT WHAT HAPPEN AND GUY SAY SON YOU JUST GET BALLED UP BY THE MAGAHEE GUY. HE DONE PUT THE LOWERING SHOULDER ON YOU AND MASH INTO NEXT WEEK THAT WAT HAPPEN.

THE BRONCO IS ROLLING GUY. ROLLING TO WIN AND THE TEBORT THROWINFG WITH THE HAND ARM COORDINATS GUY. OH YES THE CRIPFS PASSING. THE HAND ARM ACTON GOING CRAZY GUY. THE DEMARIAL THOMNAS ALL DAY WIDE OPEN GUY. BETER USE TWO GUY TO COVER OH WHAT WAS THAT THAT WAS TEBOTE BOLLER OVER GUY FOR TEN MORE NEW YARD GUY. OH SNAP THEY GON WIN THIS THING WITH THE RUNNING ACTON.

ALBINO BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND

JUST DONT DISHONOR YOU GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB GUY NAND WE GON WIN THIS THING. NO BALL ON GROUND. I HOPE THE MAGAHEE LEAVED OUT COLA ON PORCH OF HOTEL TONITE CAUSE IT GON BE COLD AND GIANT ALBINO BRONCO CRAB REAL ANGRY IF HE DONT GET HE COLA GUY IN FOXBOROTE. BETER COME CORRECT OR BE THE GOAT GUY. WHAT IT GON BE THATS RITE THAT WHAT I THOUGHT COLA ON PORCH YES FOR CRANB TO GIVE HE POWERFUL BLESSING AND NO FUMBLE GUY. NONE. GIANT BRONCO CRAB IS MENTAL SOUND. MENTAL SOUND!!!!!!!!!! MENTAL SOUND!!!!!!!!!!

METNAL SOUND CRAB LIKE LAST WEEK BRONCO!!!!!!!!

KEEP YOU PAD UNDER PAD. DONT LOOSE YOU CONTAINATIVE. SIDE LINE TO SIDE LINE. GRIP BALL AND THROW. CLUTCH BALL AND NO FUMBLE. HIT WITH KEEP MOVING FEET. GOT TO HONE IT GUY. GOT TO BREAK DOWN. BREAK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NOT FORGET THE LAST TIME IN WHEN BRADY SPIKE BALL ON BRONCO SACRED GROUND. I NOT FROGET THIS!! I NOT FORGET. BRONCO NO FORGET THIS!! COME TO PAY WOE AND SHAME IN YOU HOUSE NOW. YOU HOUSE THIS TIME.

DEFENCE KEEP IN FRONT OF THE WES WELKED THE HAMANDEZ GUY KEEP IN FRONT ALL DAY MAKE EARN EVRY YARD YES. MAKE EARN THE PATROT YARD ON AND TACKLE SO BAD ON COLD HARD GROUND. HIT SO HARD THE PATROT WIDE RECIEVES GUY. THEY IS NOT HARD. GROUND IS HARD BUT PATROT RECIEVES IS NOT. THE MASH HIT GUY. THE MASH HIT AFTER CORNY BRADY DINKER DUNK THROW. I PAY OUT HIND QUART TO WATCH THE DIRECTIONAL TV SUNDAY TICKETS GUY I PAY OUT HIND QUART FOR THE CRUSH HIT OVER MIDDLE IN PLAY OFF TIME YES. WOE SHAME AND POLTED HIT OVER MIDDLE CAUGH UP BALL AND GIVE TO BRONCO YES.

I FEELING IT IN THE AIR HOLME IT GON BE CRAZY. HOLE WORLD WATCHING THE BRONCO SMASH ON TV WITH POWERFUL CRAZY JAIL BUSTED RUN ALL DAY GUY. ALL DAY. GUY GON FALL ON GROUND REAL HARD GROUND WHEN BRONCO BALL OVER THEY. THE BRADY IS CORNY GUY HE GON GET PICKED OFF WITH COLD BALL AND WIND. NORTH WIND BLOW EAST WIND BLOW HURRCAN TORNADO LIKE THAT MESSED UP ELMER FUDGE GUY SAY. NORTH WIND BLOW AT GAME TIME TO MESS UP BRADY CORNY THROW. HE GON GET PICK OFF GUY I KNOEWED IT. CHANP BALEY DROP THE ROTHENBERGER CORNY PASSES BUT NOT THE BRADY GUY. NONE.

BRONCO BEATED THE FOUL DEGENRATE MCDANELS CORNHOLIO. FOUL DEGERATE BELLYCHEKS BUNGHOLIO 31 TO 26. SHOCKED THE WORLD. SHOCKED THE WORLD. WTACH OUT ELWAY DONT GO TO CRAZY AT FOXBOROTE OR YOU CAN FALL DOWN THIS TIME.

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Conan peanut bronco players tebote yes

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

that is messed up guy. I want orage towel now.

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