THE 2011 DENVER BRONCOS ARE FOR REAL! THE RUNNING GAME IS IN PLACE, THE DEFENSE IS IN PLACE. IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS THE DENVER BRONCOS HAVE BECOME A LEGITIMATE THREAT TO WIN THE AFC WEST. THE MUCH MALIGNED KYLE ORTON HAS TRANSFORMED INTO THE GOLDEN ARMED WONDER, THE SECOND COMING OF JOHNNY UNITAS WHO WILL LEAD THE BRONCOS TO VICTORY. THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE, THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED IN DENVER. THE TEAM IS COMPLETE AND READY TO COMPETE FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP!

THE PINPOINT ACCURACY, THE LEGENDARY QUICKNESS, PLUS ALL THE INTANGIBLES AND HEROICS WERE ON DISPLAY TONIGHT. THANK GOD THE Mike Klis Denver PostTRADE DIDN’T GO DOWN! THANK CHRIST WE DIDN’T TRADE AWAY THE FRANCHISE! ALL THE PIECES ARE NOW IN PLACE FOR THE DENVER BRONCOS TO WIN THE AFC WEST LED BY THE GOLDEN ONE KYLE ORTON. HIS BACKUP, THE LEGENDARY BRADY QUINN ALSO MADE AN INCREDIBLE STATEMENT TONIGHT THAT HE IS THE NUMBER ONE BACKUP QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE!

NEVER YOU MIND THE PICK ON THE GOAL LINE, COME ON NOW YOU CAN’T BLAME HIM–HE WAS ALL EXCITED TO BE WITH THE NUMBER ONE OFFENSE! DON’T YOU DARE CHERRY PICK THAT PLAY AND RUN IT ON SPORTSCENTER FIFTY TIMES. NEVER MIND, BECAUSE ALL THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE AND THE DENVER BRONCOS ARE THE PREMIER FORCE IN THE AFC WEST!

THE GREAT ALFRED WILLIAMS PREDICTS TEN PLUS WINS FOR THE MUCH IMPROVED BRONCOS! THE RUNNING GAME IS COMPLETE, THE DEFENSE IS INCREDIBLE! THE BLOGS ARE ON FIRE! PEOPLE ARE TURNING OVER CARS IN THE STREETS!  THE RUNNING GAME IS ON TRACK TO PRODUCE MULTIPLE ONE THOUSAND YARD RUSHERS! TONIGHT THE BRONCOS PROVED TO EVERYONE THE RUNNING GAME AND THE DEFENSE WILL BOTH BE TOP TEN! THE INCREDIBLE DISPLAY IN FRESHLY NAMED SPORTS AUTHORITY FIELD WHERE THE BRONCOS SHOWED THE WORLD WHY KYLE ORTON WILL BE SIGNED FOR FIVE PLUS YEARS AND FIFTY MILLION! HIS INCREDIBLE PARTNER BRADY Mike Klis Denver PostQUINN WILL BE SIGNED FOR THREE YEARS AND 18 MILLION WITH INCENTIVES!

TEBOW WHO? WHAT DOES THAT WORD EVEN MEAN? TONIGHT’S INDISPUTABLE FACTS PROVED WHY THE BRONCOS WILL TRADE TIMMY TEBOW TO THE DOLPHINS, REDSKINS OR PATRIOTS! GET WHAT YOU CAN FOR HIM, BECAUSE THE DENVER BRONCOS QUARTERBACKS OF THE FUTURE ARE LIGHTING UP THE LEAGUE AND SET IN STONE!

SET IN STONE! THE FUTURE IS NOW!

PEOPLE OF DENVER BE CAREFUL TONIGHT, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE. THERE WILL BE FLASH MOBS AND RIOTS IN THE STREET: THE 2011 DENVER BRONCOS ARE A COMPLETE TEAM AND THE PREMIER FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH IN THE AFC WEST. THIS TEAM IS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL FOLKS! RIDING THE GOLDEN ARM OF KYLE “THE NECKBEARD” ORTON THE WHOLE WAY, HELPED BY NONE OTHER THAN ONE OF THE LEAGUE’S ABSOLUTE BEST RUSHING ATTACKS.

 

THANK GOD THE TRADE DIDN’T GO DOWN! IN ORTON WE TRUST, IN ORTON WE TRUST! FIVE YEARS FIFTY MILLION GET IT DONE BOWLEN!!! LOCK HIM UP!!!!

Mike Klis Denver PostTHE RUNNING GAME IS IN PLACE, THE TURNAROUND HAS COME FULL CIRCLE. THE DENVER BRONCOS ARE READY THIS YEAR!!!

NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS! THE BRONCOS BEAT THE BILLS AT HOME IN PRESEASON 24-10!!!!

I REPEAT, THE BRONCOS BEAT THE BILLS IN PRESEASON 24-10!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THE BRONCOS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL, I REPEAT THE BRONCOS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!

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