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An Open Letter to John Elway

Thursday, March 6th, 2014
Elway Teeth

Big Daddy Elway better pony up for a Safety.

I have assurances that this missive will reach Broncos General Manager John Elway, so here goes.

As most of you people may know, I P.P. Dublinski did not approve of the Peyton Manning signing from the start and here is why:

First, I liked the direction the team was headed in. The Broncos had a run-first mentality. Run-first, play good defense and pass well enough to win. It worked at times, but much of the blame was cast on the quarterback who was in reality only deserving of some of it. The team as a whole was mediocre and could be upgraded to perform much better with this philosophy.

Rubes, goobers and Elway cronies in the media such as Shannon Sharpe, Mark Schlereth and Tom Jackson claimed the Broncos defense was “great,” the running game was amazing as was the offensive line.

It was the quarterback ruining the show.

When the Broncos signed Peyton Manning many of the fans went crazy. They jumped for joy.

I knew better.

I knew the Broncos offense wasn’t very good, the defense wasn’t very good and I knew that we’d start to run things the Peyton Manning way. When Willis McGahee claimed he would run for more yards with Manning, I laughed out loud. He obviously didn’t know the Manning style offense of traps, draws, traps.

Omaha… Omaha… Throw, Throw, Throw…

Third down and two yards to go? Throw.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Furthermore, I wouldn’t have bellyached one bit if the former Broncos QB was supplanted by Brock Osweiler at mid season. That probably would have happened. We would have started a low-priced, young, athletic quarterback with promise and I would have been fine with it.

Peyton Manning Broncos

I don’t want to see any more Papa John’s commercials either, winners don’t do commercials until they retire.

But you of all people John Elway should have known this team was in for an ass whooping. Trying to win a Super Bowl by riding Peyton Manning’s arm? It’s a flawed concept.

You should know the Broncos need a solid running game and a defense instead of relying almost totally on this one-dimensional pocket passing crap.

It doesn’t work, it never wins championships. Dan Fouts, Dan Marino — the pass, pass, pass crap doesn’t work against the very good teams.

Trouble is, the Omaha crap does work in the regular season against the poor and mediocre teams.

It doesn’t work against a Forty Niners defense or a Seahawks defense. You may add a few NFC teams to this list when the regular season starts — some teams are getting better. The Seahwawks covered the Broncos receivers, they pressured Manning and they did not respect the Broncos paltry running attack one bit. The Broncos defense held up for a half but was then worn down. Few big plays were made by the defense because the team doesn’t have playmakers in key positions.

Broncos first Super Bowl? Very average offense, great defense = Loss

Broncos next three Super Bowls? Great QB, lousy running games, very average defenses = Losses

Broncos next two Super Bowls? Great QB, great running games, above average defenses = Wins

Woody Paige

Woody Paige: Last seen giving you 48 reasons why the Broncos would win the big show.

There ain’t no way no how the Broncos are going to win a championship with a very average running game and an average to slightly above average defense. Very few teams can accomplish such a feat in the post season no matter who the QB is. I don’t want to hear a list of excuses from  buffoons like Woody Paige, I don’t want to hear about the Broncos having an amazing defense and I don’t want to hear that all we need to do is get better on defense and get a couple more good receivers.

I have been detached from this team for the last two seasons and it has definately served me well. When the Broncos got beat by the Ravens in the first round I was totally unfazed. When the Broncos got killed by the Seahawks in the Super Bowl I predicted it right here early that very day.

In order for you Mr. Elway, in order for you to regain the powerful alliance of P.P. Dublinski you need to accomplish five things this offseason. Fail these and fail miserably.

I don’t think you’ll do it.

Surprise me.

Hey, I’m only trying to help you to not get embarassed deep in the playoffs next year.

First and foremost, the Broncos need a big-time Safety. Big-time. Get the best, whoever is available. I’d prefer a free agent over drafting since the Broncos have shown they are incapable of drafting a safety in recent years.

Number one top priority right there. Someone who hits hard and sets the tone. Get him at all costs. It’s a glaring hole in this defense. Do everything possible to get the best. Break the proverbial bank on this signing.

Second, acquire a hard hitting, playmaking linebacker. We need someone making plays at this position. Not someone serviceable or “fast” or “can cover.” Hitting hard and making plays. The Broncos are incomplete at linebacker and need one more big-time player at that position.

Third, acquire a ball hawking playmaking cornerback. I don’t care about someone who can just cover, I’m talking about a consistent playmaker at this position similar to a Sam Shields out of Green Bay.  Someone who gets interceptions, I don’t care if they get burned once in a while. This team needs turnovers.

Out of these three players, two must play at an All Pro level. One can just be solid. That’s three players this defense desperately needs.

I would not let Shaun Phillips go. He is the “Alfred Williams” of this defense. Where else would he or Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie go anyways? The Forty Niners? The Seahawks? I’d sign these two as long as they’re reasonable. Certainly let Decker, Knowshon and Ayers go. Woodyard too, I think he’s overrated. I’d re-sign Ayers if he doesn’t ask for much. He is a good rotational player worth a few good plays at times.

Elway needed a running game to really win.

Elway needed a running game to really win.

That said, people who think that Peyton Manning had a bad day and the Broncos just need to bolster their defense to beat the Forty Niners/Seahawks are kidding themselves. Anyone who thinks the Broncos just need to bolster their defense and upgrade their wide receivers are also sea cucumbers with a sizable lack of mental faculty.

Fourth, the Peyton Manning show in Denver needs to be toned down and he needs to split his time with a legitimate running game.

A legitimate running game with a legitimate running back.

I really don’t think Peyton Manning is willing to do it. I don’t think the Broncos brass is willing to do it either. I believe it’s a huge problem and the Broncos won’t adapt.
The type of running game I’m talking about is where the Broncos can line it up on first down and run three times for another first down. Against a good defense, mind you.

Is Montae Ball the answer? I say maybe, but maybe not. I wouldn’t count on it. Hopefully he progresses more. But if I were the Broncos I would probably draft yet another back in the third or fourth rounds. Someone with size and speed. Someone who can really take it to the house when they break free.

We don’t have this player currently.

Sign or draft a new running back with size and speed. I’ll add a second minor part: Do the Broncos even have a fullback? What the hell happened to us?

The Broncos need a legitimate 1,400 yard rusher. They must acquire this or they must split the load between two workhorse running backs.

Do you think they’ll use a fullback? Do you think we’ll see 35 touchdowns for Manning and 20 from our running game?

I don’t. And therein lies the biggest rub.

That is the type of balanced offense that could win a Superbowl and I don’t think the Broncos will adapt. I don’t think Manning would be happy lining it up and running a lot more and doing more of the play action pass thing.

You know that thing that keeps good defenses guessing? That buys that split second because they actually need to honor your running game?

I don’t care about regular season stats. I don’t want to see Manning pass for 55 touchdowns.

Some people think that’s amazing. I don’t at all.

Fifth, the Broncos must commit to the run.

They must play like a Super Bowl team during the regular season.

If they’re smart the Broncos would run the football a lot more and reduce Peyton Manning’s role to where the game doesn’t rest almost completely on his shoulders.

If it’s the same old pass, pass Omaha crap. Run a trap here, run a draw there — then the Broncos are one good opposing defense or one foul day of weather away from getting bounced early in the post season.

Or God forbid embarassed in the Super Bowl.

Yet again.

NFL League Source

League source says: “Just blame the defense.”

It won’t be funny this time either. It will be a series of unforgettable, unforgivable black marks on the franchise.

I will blame John Elway the most. He should know.

I’m telling you people, if this Peyton Manning experiment doesn’t win a Super Bowl, consider it a failure and it will have set the team back.

The ball’s in your court Big Daddy Elway.

P.S. It’s gotten awful quiet in the comments since reality showed up in the Super Bowl.

P.P.’s Seahawks Broncos Super Bowl XLVIII Review (Uncensored)

Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

Seahawks 43 Broncos 8

Monday, February 3rd, 2014

It seems I gave the Broncos more credit than they deserved in my pre-game prediction. I had them actually scoring 20 points in a loss.

Aren’t you glad you listened to me though? Aren’t you glad that you didn’t buy into the over-hyped Broncos?

Poor saps out there probably crying in their beers. They don’t know what the hell just whacked them…

How about reality?

Oh yeah baby, cause I am reality.

Aren’t you glad you didn’t buy in last year too?

I sure as hell am. Like I’ve said since day one of acquiring Manning… DAY $)&%in ONE… THE BRONCOS WILL NOT WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP THIS WAY.

Oh let’s  see, we’ll take a team that ain’t ready on offense or defense (but everyone and their brother said it was a great team, they just had an inept QB holding them back)

We’ll take a team with a sub-par defense and very average running game and we’ll just tack on a hall of fame QB in the twilight of his years and we’ll become instant Super Bowl contenders… Right?

What a joke. What a disgrace. The whole damn team is practically Peyton Manning now. I don’t like it one bit. If he sucks, the Broncos suck and there ain’t no plan B. He’s about as mobile as Kyle Orton and if you pressure him he does his best Jerry Lewis impression out there. Too bad this team ain’t well rounded on offense, you know, like a plan B of a solid running game. A balanced attack like John Elway and Terrell Davis had.

Elway should have known, shouldn’t he? You can’t rely on a QB–even a great one–to be the whole effin’ show.

But oh no, we’re gonna be this finesse “pocket passing” Omaha!? Omaha!? crap.  Take your Omaha and stick it where the sun don’t shine pal. I want a damn rushing attack, some play action passing… but we won’t get that as long as Pumpkinhead is running the show.

Isn’t it great to be detached from this team for two years now? I sure as hell believe so. Last year when they crapped out in the playoffs I just watched as an unaffected observer. Same with this season, I didn’t buy into ANY of the hype. Even when they were breaking regular season records. I knew this team was weak and lacking. Not a Super Bowl running game, not a Super Bowl defense.

Was surprised the Broncos managed to get to the Super Bowl though, I didn’t quite recognize just how utterly sorry and pathetic the AFC was this year.

Hell, do you people even need another Broncos blog? All I read was a bunch of rah-rahhing crap and gums flapping about stats.

I told it to you people straight from the get-go. Straight from day *&%(*&ing ONE of the Manning debacle.

I could have saved you all sorts of time and anguish if you just listened to the IRON words of ol’ P.P. Dublinski.

Those who have an ear will hear what the Dark Ninja of the Depths is saying…

There should be 200 days of P.P.

Two hundred freaking days of P.P.

On every Colorado station, on every Colorado sports page.

Two hundred days of P.P. telling it like it is. Telling the rubes and the goobers to get lost. Ruling with an iron fist and smacking down sea cucumbers and their faulty logics, their inept thinkery, their debauched mental ineptitude left and right. Left and &^*&in right.

I am ruling and vindicated. Once again.

The rubes and the goobs must have been shell-shocked tonight.

But I sure as hell ain’t.

More to come, much more to come.

P.P. Mode: Seahawks 31 Broncos 20

Sunday, February 2nd, 2014

The Denver Broncos managed to reach the Super Bowl by default this year.

The horrid, decrepit state of the AFC made the Broncos look like world beaters. I’ve enjoyed the pitiful analysis of this team, they’re over-hyped and tonight they will be over-matched.

Like I said, the Forty Niners and Seahawks both have a solid running game, a solid defense and a dynamic quarterback who is not great but good enough. The Broncos have an average running game, an average defense and mainly rely on a passing attack led by a hall of fame quarterback.

The Denver Broncos are a glass cannon.

This team beat the lowly Chargers and the shell-of-their-former-selves Patriots at home in the playoffs?

I sure as hell ain’t impressed. Those teams and those defenses aren’t very good. The Broncos failed to put up over 30 points in each of those games.

I can’t even believe the Patriots were 12-4 this year. Tells you something about the AFC right there. Pathetic. That team was running on fumes for most of the season. Belichik should’ve got coach of the year. It was their coaching that kept them afloat.

I told you people to not waste your time, to not buy into this Manning-led Broncos team and I will be vindicated soon. They will never win a Super Bowl led by Manning. This team could be different right now. We could have used his money to build a solid running game and defense.

You know, something that can actually win a championship.

Heads will roll. Miscreants and the misinformed will see the light.

Rubes will remember why they fear the night.

The Colt Manning led Broncos are about to get flushed down the biggest bowl in football.

The Chargers or Patriots should have taken the humiliating hit instead.

The Only 2013 Broncos Playoff Post You Need to Read

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Hope all the Broncos rubes, goobers and general Elway ass-sniffing miscreants got a good taste of what’s to come.

The lowly San Diego Chargers just rolled into home field and smoked the Broncos.

Ehh.. Yokel... eh ... Yokel...

Ehh.. Yokel… eh … Yokel…

That’s exactly what some AFC team is likely to accomplish come playoff time, if… if the Broncos are lucky.

The Broncos will be lucky to quietly lose in the first few playoff rounds this year, rather than getting beat in the Superbowl in front of millions of people.

From day one, DAY &**%$in ONE OF THIS PISS POOR MANNING EXPERIMENT… DAY ONE I SAID THIS &^%&%$IN $&^T SUCKS. IT SUCKS AND IT WON’T AMOUNT TO A CHAMPIONSHIP.

Most thought this was great... remember those rubes.

Most thought this was great… remember those rubes.

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS CRAP, EH? SOME OF YOU RUBES AND GOOBS REALLY GOT ABOARD THE MANNING TRAIN FAST DIDN’T YAS?

OH YOU’RE GETTING A JERSEY, A SIGNED FOOTBALL FROM THE GREAT MANNING HIMSELF.

MR. NUMBER ONE COLT HIMSELF.

Peyton Manning is a &*%&in Colt. We went out and grabbed some other team’s leader. Go out and grab a defensive tackle, running back, safety… whatever, but don’t go out and buy the leader of the entire team. Not in the ass-end of his career no less…

He’s gonna retire a Colt and I don’t like being led by a Colt.

Neither should you people out there, unless you’re still hanging on to only half your brain.

People with a functioning cerebral cortex realize this team doesn’t have the defense or running game to win a championship.

You wanna know why I ain’t interested in the Broncos right now? Want to know why there’s a paucity of posts?

Because I won’t be a part of Mr. Elway’s Dog and Pony show.

Oh let’s see, bankrupt the team to buy the leader of the Colts and then we’ll sign a bunch of also-rans on defense. That’ll amount to a couple Superbowls at least…

We’ll ride Manning’s arm just like the Colts did for fourteen seasons.

Fourteen seasons and only one Championship trying it that way.

I get a good laugh when I see comparisons between Manning and Brady. Oh how interesting it is that they leave out the post season achievements.

Brady: 17-7 record, 3 Super Bowl Championships

Manning: 9-11 record, 1 Super Bowl Championship

Manning: 8 playoff losses of the one-and-done variety

I’ll give Manning credit for being the best regular season quarterback. But do you even care about that? I sure as hell don’t.

Peyton Manning is the Joe Thornton of the NFL. Thornton plays lights out every NHL season, amasses stats up the ying-yang, but when it comes to the playoffs he doesn’t elevate his game. He’s nowhere.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship defense.

Can’t make the big stop in the big spot. Sorry.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship running game.

Can’t get the yards on the ground in a big spot. Sorry.

Floof!

Floof!

When it counts, the Broncos can’t get it done without Manning’s arm being spot on, dead on 100 percent.

However, add some cold/rainy weather, pressure Manning and you got a recipe for defeat. At home even.

Too much counting on Manning, too much one dimensional Broncos equals suck-suck come playoff time.

SUCK SUCK ^&$&in SUCK.

THROW IT IN THE WOODS, IT SUCKS, SUCKS.

I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS DOG AND PONY SHOW.

YOU PEOPLE BETTER HOPE THIS TEAM DOESN’T GET TO THE SUPER BOWL. THEY WILL BE HUMBLED IN THE COLD IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.

LET’S SEE, 37 YEAR OLD FUSED BONES OUT IN THE TEN DEGREE WEATHER WITH AN AVERAGE RUNNING GAME AND AVERAGE DEFENSE, YEAH THAT’S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS COUNTING ON THOSE OLD BONES TO PERFORM.

NOT TO MENTION, ACTUALLY PRESSURE MANNING (LIKE PLAYOFF TEAMS CAN) AND WATCH THE HUMILIATION.

The only way the Broncos get to the Super Bowl THIS YEAR is through the decrepit state of the AFC competition as a whole. It is possible for them to get there, but the NFC teams like the Forty Niners or Seahawks will feast on the Broncos. The NFC teams are built with a defense, running game and dynamic passing/running threats at QB. Simply, built to beat the Broncos.

Broncos faithful, eat your hearts out.

Enjoy it now while it lasts I suppose. You know, all the false hopes you’re desperately clinging to. Big Daddy Elway and John Fox gonna hoist that Lombardi…

I, P.P. DUBLINSKI WILL NOT BE A PART OF MR. ELWAY’S DOG AND PONY SHOW BABY. OH YEAH, IT’S A F^$^IN DOG AND PONY SHOW OUT THERE IN DENVER AND OLD PUMPKINHEAD MANNING WILL BE THE STAR. WAGGING HIS HEAD AS HE COMES OFF THE FIELD FROM YET ANOTHER DISAPPOINTING PLAYOFF PERFORMANCE.

GOOBERS, RUBES AND MORONS LEND ME YOUR EARS: YOU’RE PREPPIN FOR HEARTBREAK UP THERE IN DENVER. BANDWAGONERS – THE CLIFF IS APPROACHING.

SELL THE ROOKIE CARDS NOW. EBAY THE JERSEYS AND FOOTBALLS NOW.

YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA LOSE ONCE AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THIS IS THEIR ONLY SHOT WITH PUMPKINHEAD.

Peyton Manning Forehead

Something ain’t quite right in Denver…

NEXT YEAR IT ONLY GETS HARDER BABY, OH YEAH. TEAMS ARE CREEPING UP, GETTING BETTER… WON’T BE SO EASY NEXT YEAR.

YOU LISTEN TO P.P. YOU LISTEN TO A ROCK OF WISDOM. LISTEN TO ALL THEM OTHER BRONCOS TOOLS OUT THERE AND YOU’LL SET YOURSELF UP FOR MAJOR, I REPEAT, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT.

NOTE TO ALL THOSE SEA CUCUMBERS OUT THERE JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW OF THE MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT THERE: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. USE YOUR TIME WISELY. TAKE UP A CRAFT. MAYBE KNITTING OR PLUMBING.

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS DISASTER A COMIN’

ALL THANKS TO MR. ELWAY.

EVERYBODY NOW. I WANT TO HEAR IT. I WANT TO HEAR IT RESONATE ACROSS THE NATION AFTER THE LOSS:

“THANKS MR. ELWAY”

I ESPECIALLY WANT TO HEAR THAT CARSONIC AND LORD RICHTER SAY THAT AFTER THE BIG LOSS.

I AM A DARK NINJA OF THE DEPTHS. MY ACUITY IS DEVASTATING AND THE GIRTH IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS.

IN MY RIGHT HAND IS STRENGTH AND WISDOM IS UPON MY BROW. I WILL NOT BE BIFURCATED AND OR DEDUCED.

I DON’T GOT TIME FOR THIS F&^$IN DOG AND PONY SHOW IN DENVER.

MAYBE THAT OLD BROAD PELOSI ACTUALLY DOES HAVE SOME SENSE AFTER ALL…

BRONCOS FANS:

EMBRACE THE SUCK

The Denver Broncos Revving Up for Post Season Heartbreak

Monday, October 21st, 2013

I’m glad I’m not one of these rubes who think this team is Super Bowl bound.

The usual suspects...

The usual suspects…

I think some of you people deserve these lackluster Broncos. These underachieving perennial paper-tiger Broncos. I think some of you people just lap it up and beg for more, more mediocrity, setting up for more fallen dingleberries in the ass end of the season.

Unfortunately there are very few disciples of P.P. out there. Very few disciples of P.P. in the Denver press, in the blogosphere.

I am reality and my words are iron. All that I’ve said about this team continues to stand on a rock.

This team can’t run when it counts. It can’t gain hard yardage in a tough spot against decent competition.

This defense ain’t ready for prime time. It faces a balanced attack and it gets smashed.

In other words, not a whole lot has changed in Denver.

Not a whole lot has changed. Just like my words of iron haven’t changed.

I destroyed that Horvil Tiki. Destroyed his will and completely dominated his site. That loser is buying his miniscule time these days in a filthy internet cafe. He’s probably reading this right now and crying.

You know why I haven’t updated in a while? Because I don’t feel like being a broken record. What I’ve said all along stands: The Peyton Manning led Broncos are heading for a heart breaking AFC Championship loss in year three of the Manning project.

Yeah that’s right, that’s next year.

In this preseason I was privately asked whether the Broncos could make a run this year. I said their only very slim ass-crack of a chance is if maybe, just maybe if that Montae Ball is an absolute superstar. He ain’t. Not this year anyways.

You see them clips of Manning practically apologizing for not saying the word “Colts” as of late? Eh? You people like that? You like being led by a Colt?

I don’t.

Someone that will retire a Colt? Bunch of spineless sea cucumbers being led around by a Colt. Bunch of margarita sipping, oyster guzzling, inebriated sea cucumbers rah-rahhing a Colt.

Peyton Manning Forehead

Something ain’t quite right in Denver…

I couldn’t be more detached to this team at present.

Why did I tune in last night?

Because I figured they’d lose this game. And they did. I had a feeling it would be an under-the-radar team with some balance like the Colts who knock the Broncos out of the playoffs early this year. Maybe even the Chiefs, they can run and play defense.

Oh rubes, goobers and pencil neck Broncos cheering buffoons… lend me your ears: You gotta run and play defense in the playoffs to go anywhere.

Especially when it’s going to be sub zero temperatures and you’re gonna try and rely on thirty seven year old fused bones.

Some of you people better hope the Broncos don’t get to the Superbowl. Christ, it’ll be minus ten degrees in the Meadowlands. You better be able to run and play defense.

The Broncos sure as hell can’t do neither. Not in a hard spot.

And oh by the way, how many times did the Colts win a Lombardi trophy with pumpkinhead? They rode ol’ pumpkinhead’s arm for fourteen seasons and only won the big show once.

Once.

Not to mention Manning’s inexcusable penchant for flaming out in the playoffs time and time again.

You see what happens when ol’ pumpkinhead Manning finally gets pressured eh? How about the inability to do jack squat with his legs once a team puts a good rush on. Just gotta throw it away.

Sorry fellas. It ain’t gonna work. We are paying out the ass to be led by some Colt and all the while our defense and running game suffers.

You can’t buy a Super Bowl after all Bucky-boy.

Sorry.

John Elway Tebow

“I want pocket passer…. eh… um…. duhhhh” “Win with Kyle ehh duhhh”

Dumervil to Ravens – What the Hell Just Happened?

Sunday, March 24th, 2013
So says Bowlen.

So says Bowlen.

Up until now, the Denver Broncos were set at Defensive End.

Somehow Bucky blew the deal and Elvis left the building.

You know what Bowlen said about the timing gaffe that sent Dumervil packing and cost the Broncos almost 5 million?

“These things happen all the time.”

Maybe old Pat’s noggin really is going foggy.

I recently read a puff piece from Gestapo Jeff Legwold about the Broncos “top five” defense.

I swear people these days, in this age of the internet these people just love statistics.

I have a statistic for you: Brady Quinn completes over fifty percent of his passes.

Hell, over fifty-five percent.

Did you know that one? I bet you didn’t. Hell I bet the Chiefs just can’t wait to see what the mighty Quinnby can do next year.  We’re all still waiting after year seven.

Let me ask you this: Were the 2010 Steelers really the best defense in football?

The answer is a resounding no. They weren’t the best but their statistics amounted to the first ranked defense overall.

Big whoop.

Sometimes the statistics lie.

The Denver Broncos don’t have no top five defense and it just got a bit worse. This team is a middle linebacker, safety, two defensive tackles and now a defensive end short of being solid.

I don’t care how many pitiful teams this bunch beat up on this season. They beat up on pitiful, mediocre teams and when they faced stiff competition they got whacked. They’re relying too much on Manning and the offense.

A big time offense has been working for the Falcons recently hasn’t it? Oh their defense ain’t no good but they’ll just pass their way to the Superbowl, right? How bout those Patriots and their wonderful offense? Really wins big in the offseason now without a defense don’t they now?

Now because of big daddy Elway and his last minute flub they need to go out and find some over the hill pass rusher.

I said it the day they got Manning: ” I don’t think this is going to work. I don’t think they will win a Superbowl with Manning. Probably will amount to an AFC championship loss in year three.”

Superbowl bound, eh?

I say they’re prepping for another heartbreaking loss in the playoffs next year.

I speak in TRUTHS! I AM REALITY!! I WILL NOT BUY INTO THE LIES AND DISTORTIONS. LIES AND DISTORTIONS ABOUND. FALSE HOPE AND FALSE PROPHETS ABOUND BUT I P.P. DUBLINSKI AM LIKENED TO A ROCK. THE ROCK OF TRUTHS. BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON SAND AND YOU GOT TURD BABY BUT BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A ROCK AND YOU WILL NOT FALTER. YOU WILL STAND WHILE THE RUBES, MORONS AND DEGENERATES SINK TO THE VAPID DEPTHS OF RAW SEWERAGE.

I HEAR IT’S SHAPING UP TO BE RECORD COLD IN DENVER DURING PLAYOFF TIME NEXT YEAR.

ALL YOU RUBES OUT THERE BETTER HOPE BIG DADDY ELWAY CAN STRIKE GOLD ON MULTIPLE DRAFT PICKS. MULTIPLE PICKS!

OR IT’S DOWN THE RIVER ON A S$%THOUSE DOOR BABY, ALL OVER AGAIN.

Broncos Release Dumervil – Amateur Hour at Dove Valley

Friday, March 15th, 2013
John Elway Tebow

“I want pocket passer…. eh… um…. duhhhh” “Win with Kyle duhhh”

So the Broncos lose a premiere pass rusher because he signs on the dotted line seven minutes late… Some joke that is.

Oh I’m sure the Broncos blogs are all on fire with the big news of Wes Welker to Denver. Broncos for sure to the Super Bowl now.

I ain’t impressed.

Yeah he’s a good receiver and the Broncos needed an upgrade in the slot. However, this team sorely needs a running back, middle linebacker, defensive tackles and a hard hitting safety.

There were lots of hard hitting safeties on the market, don’t understand that one. This team needs one and it don’t have it.

This team don’t have a running back.

Not impressed with the middle linebackers.

Not impressed with the defensive tackles — this Jaguar guy reminds me of a bigger Marcus Thomas. There’s a few loons still waiting for him to be a big-time player.

Not impressed with our safeties, especially now that Quinton Carter has gone bust in Vegas. He was the one semblance of an enforcer back there.

This team ain’t going to the Super Bowl this year. Not unless they get LUCKY in the draft at MULTIPLE positions.

Von Miller guaranteeing a Super Bowl win… You’ve got to be kidding me.

You sir need to look in the mirror. You sir have Peyton Manning-itus. Manning-itus. The inability to elevate ones game in the post season.

Super Bowl, really there Miller? Better hope every playoff game is on the road. Wouldn’t want Manning’s old bones to catch cold up there in Denver.

The Denver Broncos don’t have a great defense. Sorry to burst your bubbles.

I don’t care what stats people want to throw out there. The Broncos defense gets exposed when it plays good offenses.

Loading up on offense eh there Elway? Defense be damned?

How well has that worked for the New England Patriots in recent years? How did that work for Manning in Indianapolis?

New England hasn’t won a Super Bowl in recent years because their DEFENSE sucks.

When Manning did manage to win the Super Bowl he had a halfway decent defense quarterbacked by Bob Sanders flying around, playing at a high level.

Broncos still ain’t ready.

That, plus it’s amateur hour at Dove Valley.

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