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The Only 2013 Broncos Playoff Post You Need to Read

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Hope all the Broncos rubes, goobers and general Elway ass-sniffing miscreants got a good taste of what’s to come.

The lowly San Diego Chargers just rolled into home field and smoked the Broncos.

Ehh.. Yokel... eh ... Yokel...

Ehh.. Yokel… eh … Yokel…

That’s exactly what some AFC team is likely to accomplish come playoff time, if… if the Broncos are lucky.

The Broncos will be lucky to quietly lose in the first few playoff rounds this year, rather than getting beat in the Superbowl in front of millions of people.

From day one, DAY &**%$in ONE OF THIS PISS POOR MANNING EXPERIMENT… DAY ONE I SAID THIS &^%&%$IN $&^T SUCKS. IT SUCKS AND IT WON’T AMOUNT TO A CHAMPIONSHIP.

Most thought this was great... remember those rubes.

Most thought this was great… remember those rubes.

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS CRAP, EH? SOME OF YOU RUBES AND GOOBS REALLY GOT ABOARD THE MANNING TRAIN FAST DIDN’T YAS?

OH YOU’RE GETTING A JERSEY, A SIGNED FOOTBALL FROM THE GREAT MANNING HIMSELF.

MR. NUMBER ONE COLT HIMSELF.

Peyton Manning is a &*%&in Colt. We went out and grabbed some other team’s leader. Go out and grab a defensive tackle, running back, safety… whatever, but don’t go out and buy the leader of the entire team. Not in the ass-end of his career no less…

He’s gonna retire a Colt and I don’t like being led by a Colt.

Neither should you people out there, unless you’re still hanging on to only half your brain.

People with a functioning cerebral cortex realize this team doesn’t have the defense or running game to win a championship.

You wanna know why I ain’t interested in the Broncos right now? Want to know why there’s a paucity of posts?

Because I won’t be a part of Mr. Elway’s Dog and Pony show.

Oh let’s see, bankrupt the team to buy the leader of the Colts and then we’ll sign a bunch of also-rans on defense. That’ll amount to a couple Superbowls at least…

We’ll ride Manning’s arm just like the Colts did for fourteen seasons.

Fourteen seasons and only one Championship trying it that way.

I get a good laugh when I see comparisons between Manning and Brady. Oh how interesting it is that they leave out the post season achievements.

Brady: 17-7 record, 3 Super Bowl Championships

Manning: 9-11 record, 1 Super Bowl Championship

Manning: 8 playoff losses of the one-and-done variety

I’ll give Manning credit for being the best regular season quarterback. But do you even care about that? I sure as hell don’t.

Peyton Manning is the Joe Thornton of the NFL. Thornton plays lights out every NHL season, amasses stats up the ying-yang, but when it comes to the playoffs he doesn’t elevate his game. He’s nowhere.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship defense.

Can’t make the big stop in the big spot. Sorry.

The Denver Broncos do not have a Championship running game.

Can’t get the yards on the ground in a big spot. Sorry.

Floof!

Floof!

When it counts, the Broncos can’t get it done without Manning’s arm being spot on, dead on 100 percent.

However, add some cold/rainy weather, pressure Manning and you got a recipe for defeat. At home even.

Too much counting on Manning, too much one dimensional Broncos equals suck-suck come playoff time.

SUCK SUCK ^&$&in SUCK.

THROW IT IN THE WOODS, IT SUCKS, SUCKS.

I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS DOG AND PONY SHOW.

YOU PEOPLE BETTER HOPE THIS TEAM DOESN’T GET TO THE SUPER BOWL. THEY WILL BE HUMBLED IN THE COLD IN FRONT OF THE MILLIONS.

LET’S SEE, 37 YEAR OLD FUSED BONES OUT IN THE TEN DEGREE WEATHER WITH AN AVERAGE RUNNING GAME AND AVERAGE DEFENSE, YEAH THAT’S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS COUNTING ON THOSE OLD BONES TO PERFORM.

NOT TO MENTION, ACTUALLY PRESSURE MANNING (LIKE PLAYOFF TEAMS CAN) AND WATCH THE HUMILIATION.

The only way the Broncos get to the Super Bowl THIS YEAR is through the decrepit state of the AFC competition as a whole. It is possible for them to get there, but the NFC teams like the Forty Niners or Seahawks will feast on the Broncos. The NFC teams are built with a defense, running game and dynamic passing/running threats at QB. Simply, built to beat the Broncos.

Broncos faithful, eat your hearts out.

Enjoy it now while it lasts I suppose. You know, all the false hopes you’re desperately clinging to. Big Daddy Elway and John Fox gonna hoist that Lombardi…

I, P.P. DUBLINSKI WILL NOT BE A PART OF MR. ELWAY’S DOG AND PONY SHOW BABY. OH YEAH, IT’S A F^$^IN DOG AND PONY SHOW OUT THERE IN DENVER AND OLD PUMPKINHEAD MANNING WILL BE THE STAR. WAGGING HIS HEAD AS HE COMES OFF THE FIELD FROM YET ANOTHER DISAPPOINTING PLAYOFF PERFORMANCE.

GOOBERS, RUBES AND MORONS LEND ME YOUR EARS: YOU’RE PREPPIN FOR HEARTBREAK UP THERE IN DENVER. BANDWAGONERS – THE CLIFF IS APPROACHING.

SELL THE ROOKIE CARDS NOW. EBAY THE JERSEYS AND FOOTBALLS NOW.

YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA LOSE ONCE AGAIN THIS YEAR AND THIS IS THEIR ONLY SHOT WITH PUMPKINHEAD.

Peyton Manning Forehead

Something ain’t quite right in Denver…

NEXT YEAR IT ONLY GETS HARDER BABY, OH YEAH. TEAMS ARE CREEPING UP, GETTING BETTER… WON’T BE SO EASY NEXT YEAR.

YOU LISTEN TO P.P. YOU LISTEN TO A ROCK OF WISDOM. LISTEN TO ALL THEM OTHER BRONCOS TOOLS OUT THERE AND YOU’LL SET YOURSELF UP FOR MAJOR, I REPEAT, MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT.

NOTE TO ALL THOSE SEA CUCUMBERS OUT THERE JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW OF THE MEDIA AND BLOGGERS OUT THERE: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. USE YOUR TIME WISELY. TAKE UP A CRAFT. MAYBE KNITTING OR PLUMBING.

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS DISASTER A COMIN’

ALL THANKS TO MR. ELWAY.

EVERYBODY NOW. I WANT TO HEAR IT. I WANT TO HEAR IT RESONATE ACROSS THE NATION AFTER THE LOSS:

“THANKS MR. ELWAY”

I ESPECIALLY WANT TO HEAR THAT CARSONIC AND LORD RICHTER SAY THAT AFTER THE BIG LOSS.

I AM A DARK NINJA OF THE DEPTHS. MY ACUITY IS DEVASTATING AND THE GIRTH IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS.

IN MY RIGHT HAND IS STRENGTH AND WISDOM IS UPON MY BROW. I WILL NOT BE BIFURCATED AND OR DEDUCED.

I DON’T GOT TIME FOR THIS F&^$IN DOG AND PONY SHOW IN DENVER.

MAYBE THAT OLD BROAD PELOSI ACTUALLY DOES HAVE SOME SENSE AFTER ALL…

BRONCOS FANS:

EMBRACE THE SUCK

The Denver Broncos Revving Up for Post Season Heartbreak

Monday, October 21st, 2013

I’m glad I’m not one of these rubes who think this team is Super Bowl bound.

The usual suspects...

The usual suspects…

I think some of you people deserve these lackluster Broncos. These underachieving perennial paper-tiger Broncos. I think some of you people just lap it up and beg for more, more mediocrity, setting up for more fallen dingleberries in the ass end of the season.

Unfortunately there are very few disciples of P.P. out there. Very few disciples of P.P. in the Denver press, in the blogosphere.

I am reality and my words are iron. All that I’ve said about this team continues to stand on a rock.

This team can’t run when it counts. It can’t gain hard yardage in a tough spot against decent competition.

This defense ain’t ready for prime time. It faces a balanced attack and it gets smashed.

In other words, not a whole lot has changed in Denver.

Not a whole lot has changed. Just like my words of iron haven’t changed.

I destroyed that Horvil Tiki. Destroyed his will and completely dominated his site. That loser is buying his miniscule time these days in a filthy internet cafe. He’s probably reading this right now and crying.

You know why I haven’t updated in a while? Because I don’t feel like being a broken record. What I’ve said all along stands: The Peyton Manning led Broncos are heading for a heart breaking AFC Championship loss in year three of the Manning project.

Yeah that’s right, that’s next year.

In this preseason I was privately asked whether the Broncos could make a run this year. I said their only very slim ass-crack of a chance is if maybe, just maybe if that Montae Ball is an absolute superstar. He ain’t. Not this year anyways.

You see them clips of Manning practically apologizing for not saying the word “Colts” as of late? Eh? You people like that? You like being led by a Colt?

I don’t.

Someone that will retire a Colt? Bunch of spineless sea cucumbers being led around by a Colt. Bunch of margarita sipping, oyster guzzling, inebriated sea cucumbers rah-rahhing a Colt.

Peyton Manning Forehead

Something ain’t quite right in Denver…

I couldn’t be more detached to this team at present.

Why did I tune in last night?

Because I figured they’d lose this game. And they did. I had a feeling it would be an under-the-radar team with some balance like the Colts who knock the Broncos out of the playoffs early this year. Maybe even the Chiefs, they can run and play defense.

Oh rubes, goobers and pencil neck Broncos cheering buffoons… lend me your ears: You gotta run and play defense in the playoffs to go anywhere.

Especially when it’s going to be sub zero temperatures and you’re gonna try and rely on thirty seven year old fused bones.

Some of you people better hope the Broncos don’t get to the Superbowl. Christ, it’ll be minus ten degrees in the Meadowlands. You better be able to run and play defense.

The Broncos sure as hell can’t do neither. Not in a hard spot.

And oh by the way, how many times did the Colts win a Lombardi trophy with pumpkinhead? They rode ol’ pumpkinhead’s arm for fourteen seasons and only won the big show once.

Once.

Not to mention Manning’s inexcusable penchant for flaming out in the playoffs time and time again.

You see what happens when ol’ pumpkinhead Manning finally gets pressured eh? How about the inability to do jack squat with his legs once a team puts a good rush on. Just gotta throw it away.

Sorry fellas. It ain’t gonna work. We are paying out the ass to be led by some Colt and all the while our defense and running game suffers.

You can’t buy a Super Bowl after all Bucky-boy.

Sorry.

John Elway Tebow

“I want pocket passer…. eh… um…. duhhhh” “Win with Kyle ehh duhhh”

Dumervil to Ravens – What the Hell Just Happened?

Sunday, March 24th, 2013
So says Bowlen.

So says Bowlen.

Up until now, the Denver Broncos were set at Defensive End.

Somehow Bucky blew the deal and Elvis left the building.

You know what Bowlen said about the timing gaffe that sent Dumervil packing and cost the Broncos almost 5 million?

“These things happen all the time.”

Maybe old Pat’s noggin really is going foggy.

I recently read a puff piece from Gestapo Jeff Legwold about the Broncos “top five” defense.

I swear people these days, in this age of the internet these people just love statistics.

I have a statistic for you: Brady Quinn completes over fifty percent of his passes.

Hell, over fifty-five percent.

Did you know that one? I bet you didn’t. Hell I bet the Chiefs just can’t wait to see what the mighty Quinnby can do next year.  We’re all still waiting after year seven.

Let me ask you this: Were the 2010 Steelers really the best defense in football?

The answer is a resounding no. They weren’t the best but their statistics amounted to the first ranked defense overall.

Big whoop.

Sometimes the statistics lie.

The Denver Broncos don’t have no top five defense and it just got a bit worse. This team is a middle linebacker, safety, two defensive tackles and now a defensive end short of being solid.

I don’t care how many pitiful teams this bunch beat up on this season. They beat up on pitiful, mediocre teams and when they faced stiff competition they got whacked. They’re relying too much on Manning and the offense.

A big time offense has been working for the Falcons recently hasn’t it? Oh their defense ain’t no good but they’ll just pass their way to the Superbowl, right? How bout those Patriots and their wonderful offense? Really wins big in the offseason now without a defense don’t they now?

Now because of big daddy Elway and his last minute flub they need to go out and find some over the hill pass rusher.

I said it the day they got Manning: ” I don’t think this is going to work. I don’t think they will win a Superbowl with Manning. Probably will amount to an AFC championship loss in year three.”

Superbowl bound, eh?

I say they’re prepping for another heartbreaking loss in the playoffs next year.

I speak in TRUTHS! I AM REALITY!! I WILL NOT BUY INTO THE LIES AND DISTORTIONS. LIES AND DISTORTIONS ABOUND. FALSE HOPE AND FALSE PROPHETS ABOUND BUT I P.P. DUBLINSKI AM LIKENED TO A ROCK. THE ROCK OF TRUTHS. BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON SAND AND YOU GOT TURD BABY BUT BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A ROCK AND YOU WILL NOT FALTER. YOU WILL STAND WHILE THE RUBES, MORONS AND DEGENERATES SINK TO THE VAPID DEPTHS OF RAW SEWERAGE.

I HEAR IT’S SHAPING UP TO BE RECORD COLD IN DENVER DURING PLAYOFF TIME NEXT YEAR.

ALL YOU RUBES OUT THERE BETTER HOPE BIG DADDY ELWAY CAN STRIKE GOLD ON MULTIPLE DRAFT PICKS. MULTIPLE PICKS!

OR IT’S DOWN THE RIVER ON A S$%THOUSE DOOR BABY, ALL OVER AGAIN.

Broncos Release Dumervil – Amateur Hour at Dove Valley

Friday, March 15th, 2013
John Elway Tebow

“I want pocket passer…. eh… um…. duhhhh” “Win with Kyle duhhh”

So the Broncos lose a premiere pass rusher because he signs on the dotted line seven minutes late… Some joke that is.

Oh I’m sure the Broncos blogs are all on fire with the big news of Wes Welker to Denver. Broncos for sure to the Super Bowl now.

I ain’t impressed.

Yeah he’s a good receiver and the Broncos needed an upgrade in the slot. However, this team sorely needs a running back, middle linebacker, defensive tackles and a hard hitting safety.

There were lots of hard hitting safeties on the market, don’t understand that one. This team needs one and it don’t have it.

This team don’t have a running back.

Not impressed with the middle linebackers.

Not impressed with the defensive tackles — this Jaguar guy reminds me of a bigger Marcus Thomas. There’s a few loons still waiting for him to be a big-time player.

Not impressed with our safeties, especially now that Quinton Carter has gone bust in Vegas. He was the one semblance of an enforcer back there.

This team ain’t going to the Super Bowl this year. Not unless they get LUCKY in the draft at MULTIPLE positions.

Von Miller guaranteeing a Super Bowl win… You’ve got to be kidding me.

You sir need to look in the mirror. You sir have Peyton Manning-itus. Manning-itus. The inability to elevate ones game in the post season.

Super Bowl, really there Miller? Better hope every playoff game is on the road. Wouldn’t want Manning’s old bones to catch cold up there in Denver.

The Denver Broncos don’t have a great defense. Sorry to burst your bubbles.

I don’t care what stats people want to throw out there. The Broncos defense gets exposed when it plays good offenses.

Loading up on offense eh there Elway? Defense be damned?

How well has that worked for the New England Patriots in recent years? How did that work for Manning in Indianapolis?

New England hasn’t won a Super Bowl in recent years because their DEFENSE sucks.

When Manning did manage to win the Super Bowl he had a halfway decent defense quarterbacked by Bob Sanders flying around, playing at a high level.

Broncos still ain’t ready.

That, plus it’s amateur hour at Dove Valley.

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“Karma Elway, Karma”

Friday, January 18th, 2013

I just finished eleven Sierra Nevada Pale Ales and I’m here to tell the truth to some of you people out there. My words are iron and I cannot and will not be stopped.

Feels good to be a Broncos fan right now, don’t it?

I don’t blame that Peter Tebow one bit for razzing Mr. Elway. Imagine your kid brother finally gets his chance to start for a faltering NFL team and then gets ridiculed each week by Big Daddy Elway and his cohorts in the media. After each win you hear a bunch of crap from Broncos alumni Sharpe, Jackson and Schlereth. I don’t want to hear about 8-8, that kid would have brought us to 10-6 last year had he started earlier. He went 7-4, 8-5 counting the playoffs. Seems people want to blame the last three losses solely on him too, that’s fine with me. I’ll blame the eight wins on him if that’s how we’re gonna gauge things.

I heard Brady Quinn completed fifty-eight percent of his passes this year. Isn’t that something? I bet the folks in Kansas City just can’t wait to start him next year. I heard he can make all the throws at the pro level. Amazing.

 

I don’t know about you, but last year after that I was proud to be a Broncos fan. Under fifty percent passing completions too. I wonder why the sports press don’t hold Blaine Gabbert or Brian Hoyer’s feet to the fire? They ain’t never won nothing, the only coming from behind they’ve ever done is probably on some cheap floozy at a college keg party.

You thought this year’s playoff collapse was bad? How about if they lose in the playoffs next year? Talk about pressure to perform, talk about a curse.

I have a sneaking suspicion that “Mile High Magic” left the building with Tebow. Unfortunately for Tebow it doesn’t work in New York and unfortunately for the Broncos they unceremoniously booted it out of Colorado.

Fast forward to the Broncos acquisition of Manning.

I didn’t like it.

Still don’t.

Didn’t like one bit how it went down.

Let me ask some of you people something, especially you sea cucumbers out there: Do you love being led by a Colt in the twilight of his career? Do you honestly love this?

It don’t sit right with me, never did.

I would have much rather we kept Tebow and drafted Osweiler. Perhaps Tebow would have been benched mid-season or perhaps the Broncos would get to the playoffs, fail once more and then decide to go with Osweiler.

I would have been much, much happier. These players are Broncos, not some Colt we are renting for three seasons or so. Nothing personal Manning, but I don’t like this situation one bit.

On top of that, I wanted a running back, middle linebacker, safety and two defensive tackles. You know, bolstering this not-ready-yet team instead of shelling out millions to a Colts QB in the twilight of his career.

We threw a bunch of money on an aging Colt who may or may not play to his potential in the icy Colorado post season. Much of Manning’s greatness occurred in the cozy confines of a dome and add to that the fact that he is 9-11 in the playoffs–no sure thing the Broncos will get to the big show next year either.

Can’t argue his greatness in the regular season.

But I’d rather get on with the future.

I believe the Broncos could have gotten to the playoffs this year with a Tebow or Osweiler (if Osweiler turns out to be as good as he looked in preseason, I happen to think yes). 10-6 wouldn’t have been out of the question in this raw sewage AFC west. Hell, I firmly believe the Broncos would have won the early Raiders and Chargers games last year had we started the kid.

I was shocked that Manning chose Denver because this team doesn’t have a great defense and still has many needs.

How about that “great Broncos defense?”

Yes they’re great against the septic tank of the AFC west. Yes they’re great against a declining Saints, a horrible Panthers and a lowly Browns. The Broncos defense is great against crap and mediocre teams.

When it comes to some real competition, the Broncos defense gets whacked. They get whacked because not a whole lot has changed.

This “great number2 defense in the league” needs TWO defensive tackles, a middle linebacker and a safety. Rahim Moore shouldn’t be on the team next season. This team sorely needs an enforcer back there who can lay out running backs, instead they have a kid whose only big hits are on defenseless receivers.

Edge rushers alone does not a defense make. How the hell long is it going to take for Denver to realize this? The entire middle of that defense needs an overhaul. I knew it, you should have known it too. That Bob Smith knows it, who the hell is this Bob Smith commenter anyways? I bet he is a damn disciple of P.P.

The Broncos got whomped when they faced a good balanced offense. This defense keys on the pass and they get run over all day. This defense keys on the run and gets torched through the air all day (see last Sunday’s pathetic display.) I knew for a fact this team would get smashed when they played New England. The Patriots have a decent running game this year and Tom Brady doesn’t miss those wide open receivers like Joe Flacco does.

Did any of you people watch the SoundFX replay of last Sunday’s game? I sure as hell did.

“Hey, so a field goal will win it?” a beleaguered Von Miller asked Elvis Dumervil.

“Yeap, yeap,” a sullen Dumervil replied.

I actually do feel a little sorry for Von Miller and Champ Bailey. They are both class act professionals unlike some others but they both had a lousy game.

First I was disgusted. Next I remembered how lucky I was this season to keep my distance from these Broncos and not be emotionally invested in them. I knew they weren’t as good as their record seemed to indicate. The offense performed a little better than I expected. I expected Manning to be good, but oh by the way, when it came to receivers it wasn’t really Thomas or Decker that impressed. It was Stokley, Dreesen and Tamme.

Stokley, Dreesen and Tamme made more huge plays for this offense at critical points in games all season long. Hell, what did our big receiver Thomas do last Sunday? I saw Anquan Boldin out there getting open and making plays. Demaryius Thomas needs to do more, either that or we need another wide receiver. The “QB just couldn’t get the ball to them” is no excuse this year. I believe the Broncos need one more fast, dynamic receiver and kick Decker to the slot. I do not believe the Broncos are as “set” as some people think at receiver. They can get better. They can also upgrade a tight end, our guys played OK but it would be nice to have the second coming of Shannon Sharpe out there.

This offense came together a little better than I expected this year, but overall it wasn’t a big surprise. Our running game is mediocre, it’s good enough against bad teams but fails to produce overall mainly because we don’t have anything special at running back. Like I’ve said this team needs a young Willis McGahee.

Can you imagine if this team kept last year’s read option offense and drafted a running back like Doug Martin? He put up 1400 yards on a lousy team, just imagine what he could have done instead of the aging, oft injured knees of you know who.

You know that ungrateful guy who spouted off during the offseason with a bunch of anonymous players?

I heard he was gonna put up much more than 1,200 yards this year. Last I counted it was 730, sorry there Willis.

When people started to say “look out for Knowshon Moreno” in the ass end of this season I laughed my balls off. I wasn’t fooled.

Are kidding me? A sea slug could have sensed it was just a matter of time for Knownshon to get injured once again. The kid can’t carry the load running between the tackles, if you were smart you’d only use him on certain plays such as screens and catching out of the backfield. That was moronic. I’m not too impressed by Hillman although he’s OK he’s just not the answer.

Some people have the audacity to say this Broncos team might be like the one that lost to Jacksonville sixteen years ago in the playoffs. You’re s&^tting me right? You mean the one that had Terrell Davis? You better hope we can draft a Terrell Davis this year. If the Broncos were smart, they’d realize they can’t ride Manning’s arm all the way to the big show. They need to run a little more, especially in the cold. They need a strong runner like McGahee who has moves like Moreno. The Broncos will be picking late in the first round and that’s exactly where they might be able to land a decent running back this year.

Speaking of John Fox and smarts — yes that was a pathetic decision to take a knee with thirty second on the clock. I guarantee it was a pathetic decision no matter what is said about it because it will never happen again.

Elway wouldn’t have taken a knee there, why the hell should Manning have?

No matter, the Patriots would have sh-lacked the Broncos this weekend.

Team’s not ready yet, sorry.

Chargers Up 24 at the Half

Monday, October 15th, 2012

I take full credit for the miraculous ghost trip by the great Eric Decker. (and other foibles)

I heard this team was much better off this year on paper.

You know what yous can do with that paper.

Things are lookin’ up, ain’t that right Tom Jackson.

 

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Broncos 21 Patriots 31 McGahee the Goat

Sunday, October 7th, 2012

Isn’t it fitting that #23 was the big goat today. I enjoyed this loss.

Broncos lose to the Patriots yet again.

The Broncos need to draft a younger more dynamic version of McGahee. Add that to the offseason list.

Surprisingly, the Broncos did a halfway decent job of containing Tom Brady today.

Not surprising, they were gashed for 251 yards on the ground.

How about that 3rd and 14 or that 3rd and 17?

Looks like last year, and the year before and the year before.

The only reason this game looked somewhat close was due to the Patriots overconfidence.

This game should have been 38 to 7.

Broncos better hope that San Diego really does have some problems this year.

We’re one game away from 2-4 are you people excited?

A collective sigh of relief in Dove Valley.

Wishful Broncos Prepare for Beatdown

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

Unfortunately for most of you people celebrating out there, the Broncos are heading into a major ass whooping this Sunday.

I am reality.

Reality states the Broncos just whipped up on an undermanned 6-10 football team.

I just read a pathetic piece by the great Mark Kiszla on how the Broncos have a real quarterback this time around. Mr. ” Kickin it with Kiz ” fails to realize the Patriots offense hasn’t changed much since last January.

Neither has the Broncos defense.

Sorry.

Big trouble in little Foxboro.

Unlike many of you people, I won’t be sad come this Sunday.

I’ll be firing up the popcorn, chicken wings and loading up on beer while I watch the beautiful letdown.

If we don’t beat San Diego the following week (it’s a toss-up) I will make an earth shattering announcement.

So to all those Broncos faithful who are adding Welker, Gronkowski and Brady to their Fantasy Football pick’ems this week…

I won’t hold it against yous.

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