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Friday, January 18th, 2013

I just finished eleven Sierra Nevada Pale Ales and I’m here to tell the truth to some of you people out there. My words are iron and I cannot and will not be stopped.

Feels good to be a Broncos fan right now, don’t it?

I don’t blame that Peter Tebow one bit for razzing Mr. Elway. Imagine your kid brother finally gets his chance to start for a faltering NFL team and then gets ridiculed each week by Big Daddy Elway and his cohorts in the media. After each win you hear a bunch of crap from Broncos alumni Sharpe, Jackson and Schlereth. I don’t want to hear about 8-8, that kid would have brought us to 10-6 last year had he started earlier. He went 7-4, 8-5 counting the playoffs. Seems people want to blame the last three losses solely on him too, that’s fine with me. I’ll blame the eight wins on him if that’s how we’re gonna gauge things.

I heard Brady Quinn completed fifty-eight percent of his passes this year. Isn’t that something? I bet the folks in Kansas City just can’t wait to start him next year. I heard he can make all the throws at the pro level. Amazing.

 

I don’t know about you, but last year after that I was proud to be a Broncos fan. Under fifty percent passing completions too. I wonder why the sports press don’t hold Blaine Gabbert or Brian Hoyer’s feet to the fire? They ain’t never won nothing, the only coming from behind they’ve ever done is probably on some cheap floozy at a college keg party.

You thought this year’s playoff collapse was bad? How about if they lose in the playoffs next year? Talk about pressure to perform, talk about a curse.

I have a sneaking suspicion that “Mile High Magic” left the building with Tebow. Unfortunately for Tebow it doesn’t work in New York and unfortunately for the Broncos they unceremoniously booted it out of Colorado.

Fast forward to the Broncos acquisition of Manning.

I didn’t like it.

Still don’t.

Didn’t like one bit how it went down.

Let me ask some of you people something, especially you sea cucumbers out there: Do you love being led by a Colt in the twilight of his career? Do you honestly love this?

It don’t sit right with me, never did.

I would have much rather we kept Tebow and drafted Osweiler. Perhaps Tebow would have been benched mid-season or perhaps the Broncos would get to the playoffs, fail once more and then decide to go with Osweiler.

I would have been much, much happier. These players are Broncos, not some Colt we are renting for three seasons or so. Nothing personal Manning, but I don’t like this situation one bit.

On top of that, I wanted a running back, middle linebacker, safety and two defensive tackles. You know, bolstering this not-ready-yet team instead of shelling out millions to a Colts QB in the twilight of his career.

We threw a bunch of money on an aging Colt who may or may not play to his potential in the icy Colorado post season. Much of Manning’s greatness occurred in the cozy confines of a dome and add to that the fact that he is 9-11 in the playoffs–no sure thing the Broncos will get to the big show next year either.

Can’t argue his greatness in the regular season.

But I’d rather get on with the future.

I believe the Broncos could have gotten to the playoffs this year with a Tebow or Osweiler (if Osweiler turns out to be as good as he looked in preseason, I happen to think yes). 10-6 wouldn’t have been out of the question in this raw sewage AFC west. Hell, I firmly believe the Broncos would have won the early Raiders and Chargers games last year had we started the kid.

I was shocked that Manning chose Denver because this team doesn’t have a great defense and still has many needs.

How about that “great Broncos defense?”

Yes they’re great against the septic tank of the AFC west. Yes they’re great against a declining Saints, a horrible Panthers and a lowly Browns. The Broncos defense is great against crap and mediocre teams.

When it comes to some real competition, the Broncos defense gets whacked. They get whacked because not a whole lot has changed.

This “great number2 defense in the league” needs TWO defensive tackles, a middle linebacker and a safety. Rahim Moore shouldn’t be on the team next season. This team sorely needs an enforcer back there who can lay out running backs, instead they have a kid whose only big hits are on defenseless receivers.

Edge rushers alone does not a defense make. How the hell long is it going to take for Denver to realize this? The entire middle of that defense needs an overhaul. I knew it, you should have known it too. That Bob Smith knows it, who the hell is this Bob Smith commenter anyways? I bet he is a damn disciple of P.P.

The Broncos got whomped when they faced a good balanced offense. This defense keys on the pass and they get run over all day. This defense keys on the run and gets torched through the air all day (see last Sunday’s pathetic display.) I knew for a fact this team would get smashed when they played New England. The Patriots have a decent running game this year and Tom Brady doesn’t miss those wide open receivers like Joe Flacco does.

Did any of you people watch the SoundFX replay of last Sunday’s game? I sure as hell did.

“Hey, so a field goal will win it?” a beleaguered Von Miller asked Elvis Dumervil.

“Yeap, yeap,” a sullen Dumervil replied.

I actually do feel a little sorry for Von Miller and Champ Bailey. They are both class act professionals unlike some others but they both had a lousy game.

First I was disgusted. Next I remembered how lucky I was this season to keep my distance from these Broncos and not be emotionally invested in them. I knew they weren’t as good as their record seemed to indicate. The offense performed a little better than I expected. I expected Manning to be good, but oh by the way, when it came to receivers it wasn’t really Thomas or Decker that impressed. It was Stokley, Dreesen and Tamme.

Stokley, Dreesen and Tamme made more huge plays for this offense at critical points in games all season long. Hell, what did our big receiver Thomas do last Sunday? I saw Anquan Boldin out there getting open and making plays. Demaryius Thomas needs to do more, either that or we need another wide receiver. The “QB just couldn’t get the ball to them” is no excuse this year. I believe the Broncos need one more fast, dynamic receiver and kick Decker to the slot. I do not believe the Broncos are as “set” as some people think at receiver. They can get better. They can also upgrade a tight end, our guys played OK but it would be nice to have the second coming of Shannon Sharpe out there.

This offense came together a little better than I expected this year, but overall it wasn’t a big surprise. Our running game is mediocre, it’s good enough against bad teams but fails to produce overall mainly because we don’t have anything special at running back. Like I’ve said this team needs a young Willis McGahee.

Can you imagine if this team kept last year’s read option offense and drafted a running back like Doug Martin? He put up 1400 yards on a lousy team, just imagine what he could have done instead of the aging, oft injured knees of you know who.

You know that ungrateful guy who spouted off during the offseason with a bunch of anonymous players?

I heard he was gonna put up much more than 1,200 yards this year. Last I counted it was 730, sorry there Willis.

When people started to say “look out for Knowshon Moreno” in the ass end of this season I laughed my balls off. I wasn’t fooled.

Are kidding me? A sea slug could have sensed it was just a matter of time for Knownshon to get injured once again. The kid can’t carry the load running between the tackles, if you were smart you’d only use him on certain plays such as screens and catching out of the backfield. That was moronic. I’m not too impressed by Hillman although he’s OK he’s just not the answer.

Some people have the audacity to say this Broncos team might be like the one that lost to Jacksonville sixteen years ago in the playoffs. You’re s&^tting me right? You mean the one that had Terrell Davis? You better hope we can draft a Terrell Davis this year. If the Broncos were smart, they’d realize they can’t ride Manning’s arm all the way to the big show. They need to run a little more, especially in the cold. They need a strong runner like McGahee who has moves like Moreno. The Broncos will be picking late in the first round and that’s exactly where they might be able to land a decent running back this year.

Speaking of John Fox and smarts — yes that was a pathetic decision to take a knee with thirty second on the clock. I guarantee it was a pathetic decision no matter what is said about it because it will never happen again.

Elway wouldn’t have taken a knee there, why the hell should Manning have?

No matter, the Patriots would have sh-lacked the Broncos this weekend.

Team’s not ready yet, sorry.

P.P. Dublinski’s 2012 Denver Broncos Manifesto

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

Last year during training camp I told you people that the Kyle Orton led Broncos would fall flat on their faces. I predicted a 6 – 10 season with Kyle Orton and an 8 – 8 record with Tim Tebow. Two more wins for the kid due to his dynamic playmaking ability.

What were most of them saying, eh? “Career year” for Kyle Orton. Brandon Lloyd to the Pro Bowl. 10-6 perhaps 11-5 even.

Some joke that was.

Remember how the Denver starters looked in the preseason last year? Pretty damn good actually. Remember Orton marching the ball down on the Cowboys and beating up Buffalo?

Big whoop. I saw right through it for many reasons I outlined early last year.

Last season the Denver Broncos 21st ranked defense played some opportunistic football getting turnovers at key moments. The Broncos managed to pull off some wild wins with the kid at the helm and their utilization of the spread option offense that turned thirty something power running back Willis McGahee into a star. We led the league in rushing and managed to make the playoffs and even beat the Steelers before getting trounced by a more Superbowl ready New England team.

I don’t know about you, but I liked last season. I liked what we started doing. We ran the football like wildfire, we played defense and threw game breaking touchdown passes at opportune moments. We did all this with a highly mediocre team.

Going into 2012 I was optimistic about the Broncos shoring up the defensive line, drafting a great young running back and finding some type of speedy threat at wide receiver. Older knee injury-ridden Willis McGahee was rejuvenated in our offense, can you imagine what a Doug Brown would have done? Offensive line help would not have been bad either. Perhaps we’d draft or acquire a middle linebacker on top of all this.

If we did all this, we could have done what we did last year but do it even better this year. Instead, Big Daddy Elway did what he was planning to do all along: Jettison the kid at all costs. Pocket passing at all costs. Instead of building a template to counter a New England or New Orleans or Green Bay with great defense and an unheard of rushing attack, this team with many needs we will try to become them.

Chickens Come Home to Roost: Tebow Named Broncos Starter

You wonder why Mark Schlereth, Tom Jackson and Shannon Sharpe were all so smug when they said “Tebow won’t even be playing in the league next year.” I guess they were all present for Elway’s conference call early in the season when he said the kid was a joke.

How pathetic. Seriously, even a Stephen A. Smith understands the kid’s football ability even if he doesn’t think he can throw the football. This talk of “not even playing in the league” is BS in its purest form. It’s personal with these guys, as the wins piled up they started to look silly.

Tom Jackson recently stated how elated the Broncos organization is since they got rid of the kid and landed Manning. Jackson couldn’t believe the tweets Big Daddy Elway was getting in response to his criticism of the young QB last season. I think Big Daddy Elway deserved every one of those tweets for acting unprofessional in the extreme. What VP criticizes their starting quarterback week in and week out? If he was smart he would have simply shut up and traded the kid in the offseason. Instead, he blurted a bunch of crap weekly and probably told all his cronies in the media to do the same. Remember Shannon Sharpe’s interview with Tebow on CBS late last year? It was like an inquisition. I’ll never forget the look on Tom Jackson’s face on Prime Time each time the Broncos won with the kid at the helm. Tommy looked as if he just ate a sour fart.

Say what you want, but that kid did some pretty good things last year despite the pressure of an unbelieving coach, an unbelieving VP and some jealous ungrateful players.

I am not impressed with the signing of Peyton Manning. Nothing personal. I know he cannot help that he is an “Aw shucks” yokel with a strangely shaped head, but really nothing personal there. I just don’t think its going to work. Renting another team’s Hall of Fame QB in the twilight of their years never has. I am also sick of the Broncos jettisoning young talent to try and become some other team. We tried to be the Browns defense, we tried to be the Green Bay defense, we tried to be the Patriots west and now we’re trying to be the Colts west: Manning led offense and edge rushers and corners on defense.

What I really found funny was some of these fans though: “You’re not a real fan if you’re not on board now.”

Really?

Newsflash sea cucumbers: Peyton Manning is a Colt.

Always has been, always will be. We are renting Peyton Manning for maybe three years.

At least we, you know, drafted the other guy.

I realize why we signed corners and pass rushers and pretty much disregarded the middle of our defense. This organization believes they will be up by 14 by the first quarter of games and the defense will just have to defend against the pass. I don’t think so. I don’t think this team is ready. Maybe that will be the case in year three of the Manning experiment. That’s if we’re lucky.

This team is not Superbowl ready. I don’t care what Peter King or the odds makers at Las Vegas thinks. What a bunch of crap. This is a wild card team. The Broncos will have to be lucky in the offseason next year to be a Super Bowl contender. They should be a contender by year three if Manning keeps playing.

That said, I don’t expect anything but one AFC championship showing by the Manning led Broncos. Probably in year three and then he will retire. I’m not that interested in Peyton Manning. I’m not that interested in this Broncos team this year. Renting someone else’s Hall of Fame QB rarely works. I’m more interested in Brock Osweiler quite honestly. He’ll likely take over when this team is ready to contend. To be fair he doesn’t look bad. Normally a QB who is that tall usually lumbers around like a lanky stork dork but this kid has some athleticism.

I don’t care, this year I want punishment.

That’s right. Punishment.

I want this team punished. I want the VP punished. I want the coach punished. I want some of these jealous and ungrateful players punished. Number 23, I’m looking at you.

Good luck with your thousand yards this year, pal.

If any Bronco player wants to run down the highway divider in Greeley bolicky bareass with a bunch of hoes on each side — this is the year to do it. I don’t care this season. If you get pissed off go grab a Gatorade jug or the ball boy and throw them out into the field. Get ejected. Make things interesting if you want.

This season I want punishment. For one whole season. I want this team humbled.

The Curse of P.P. Dublinski starts today, Sunday September 9, 2012. Oh yeah.

You know that goober Pat something on the 700 club? If you’ve never seen it I can fill you in. I saw it once. It’s about 50 minutes of conservative Christian news and the last ten minutes this old doofus trots out some old broad and they become a conduit to God to start healing — I mean they start preying on old and sick people acting as if they are a channel to God’s healing. Well, I’m here to say that old doofus did get something right this year when he said “God will punish the Denver Broncos.

Oh yeah. The 700 club curse alright. My curse will be just as potent.

I believe the Broncos are an 8-8 team this season. They may not even make the playoffs and yet you have these goobers claiming the Broncos will have a better record than the Elway/Davis years? Some joke that is.

You seen our offensive line? Nothing has changed there besides Kuper being injured. Our defensive line is one injury away from abysmal. You seen all the big name players up the middle of our defense? Didn’t think so. Thomas and Decker are still unproven commodities with potential. They haven’t even made it through a season together without significant injury, nor have the duo of Miller and Dumervil.

The Broncos have a bear of a schedule and many teams they face will run right up the middle of the Denver defense no problem.

This team is a couple injuries away from a 7-9 disaster quite frankly. I’d say they could go 9-7 at best. At best.

But no matter. I want this team to feel the pain this year. Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither will the Broncos become Super Bowl bound simply with Big Daddy Elway renting a new quarterback.

 

 

Never Fear, Caleb Hanie is Here

Sunday, March 25th, 2012
Caleb Hanie

The Man, the Myth, The Legend

This can’t be the actual #2 backup.

We’ll surely be drafting a QB this year… or?

Two year deal for Caleb (*&^ing Hanie?

The Bears found out how lousy Hanie was last season, why didn’t we?

I’m telling you something, if this Hanie is starting by default come November… it will be open season on ol’ John Elway.

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Tim Tebow to the Jets

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

The Jets just traded a sixth and a fourth round pick to the Broncos for Tim Tebow and a seventh round pick.

You know, I’ve been a Broncos fan for over 35 years and this is one season where I may actually change the channel.

As you may know, I’m not enthused with the Manning signing. I didn’t think he was a good fit from the start. I don’t believe the Broncos are capable of a Super Bowl in the short time we’ll have him. We’ll have to be very lucky acquiring players. I don’t believe our running game will be as good with him and our defense needs about six starters before it can be labeled Super Bowl ready.

Can this offense adjust to becoming a pass first attack all of a sudden? Lots of questions there, I see a lot of people celebrating like the Broncos are on the verge of a Super Bowl now. I believe we’re on the verge alright, but I think the verge will be as far as we get. Will renting this guy for three years be worth it?

Maybe, but maybe not. We’ll see. I’m thinking we’ll need to look towards the next QB, the guy the Broncos draft this year… or will they even do that?

Last I heard, the Broncos are interested in the name “Caleb Hanie.”

Are you $&*%ting me?

I’ll tell you, if this Tebow kid goes off and does well for the Jets and the Broncos turn into mediocre Colt-wanna-bes it’s gonna strain my relationship with the Broncos. That is, until the current regime is run right out of dodge.

If that scenario occurs, the damnation of the Sharpes, the Hoges, the Legwolds, the Stinks, the McGahees and the general blogosphere who championed this move… the severe damnation will be surreal.

It will be surreal and unending until the current Broncos brass are run right the hell out of dodge.

I see that McGahee popping off once again, along with all the usual “Tebow-haters.” Not surprising since he mocked the very offense that allowed him 1,000 yards and started belly aching when things didn’t go right towards the end of the season.

Tell you something there McGahee, enjoy the 1,000 yards you had this year.

You sure as hell ain’t getting that this year.

 

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Don’t Hate Peyton Manning

Monday, March 19th, 2012

I’ve been hearing people getting all pissed off writing to Peyton Manning on Twitter and otherwise.

Peyton Manning is blameless in this fiasco.

If Manning goes down behind our O-line due to a re-aggravated neck injury mid-season, it’s not Peyton Manning’s fault.

If the Broncos fail to make the playoffs this year it’s not Peyton Manning’s fault.

If the “Colts West” experiment doesn’t end with a Super Bowl in three years (by the way, does anyone actually think Manning will play out a FIVE year contract?)

It’s not Manning’s fault.

If this little experiment doesn’t work out — and I’m certainly not enthused — it’s not Manning’s fault.

Direct your attention to this man instead:

John Elway Tebow

"I want pocket passer.... eh... um.... duhhhh" "Win with Kyle duhhh"

Does anyone even consider the scenario where Tebow goes off and plays well and the Broncos Colts experiment doesn’t really pan out?

Talk about a disaster.

Broncos Waiting with Thumbs Up Asses for Manning

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

This is incredulous.

What do we have forty plus million to spend in free agency and we’re waiting around to throw almost half of that at some over the hill QB?

Ridiculous.

You know there’s a long list of players turned coaches and GM’s who ended in adjunct failure.

Beginning to think John Elway’s insanity about QB will lead this team into mediocrity and demise.

People getting scooped up left and right. What are the Broncos doing with all that cap space?

For now, nothing.

Manning Handcuffs Broncos Offensive Free Agents

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

The Broncos have to wait for Peyton Manning before they go ahead and sign offensive free agents.

Thanks Manning.

Imagine if he doesn’t sign?

What a waste.

If he does sign?

What a joke.

Manning is on the downside of his career.

Jeff Saturday, Dallas Clark, Reggie Wayne…

All of them are on the downside.

It’s “The Twilight Saga” in Denver. And it sucks.

Signing Manning will set this franchise back 2-3 years.

That’s if Manning manages to stay healthy.

The Broncos don’t have a good defense. They don’t have a great offensive line.

Our offensive line and our running game will not be the same with a pure pocket passer in there. The quarterback position will be upgraded (temporarily) with Manning, but the offensive line and running game will downgrade. McGahee and Ball flourished with the misdirection of the option. Our line seemed to pass block better because our QB was evasive and mobile. Mobile instead of a one legged goat (see Orton, Manning).

I don’t believe this move will work. I don’t believe that Manning will lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl in two or perhaps even three years.

And three years are about all he’s good for — if he can stay healthy.

We’re talking about a guy in his fifteenth season for crying out loud.

It reeks of Montana with the Chiefs, Favre with the Vikings.

This is a decent piece by that turd Michael Silva. You know the Broncos could have contacted Tebow and told him they were going after Manning. Perhaps if Manning signed the Broncos could have kept Tebow and pulled a Steve Young where he sits for 2-3 years.

If manning doesn’t sign I’m seriously thinking they’ll have “Brandon Weeden” become the face of the franchise.

But for now the Broncos are flailing and trying to become the Colts west.

Ain’t gonna work.

“You live in the past, you die in the past.” I think Ditka had something with that quote.

 

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