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hey guy elephant gonad

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

hey guy. grandfather say elephant gonad curse no work on charger but it work on brett farve.

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Magic Bag corny Colt versus Broncos

Friday, September 24th, 2010

MR O verse mcdanels guy

hey guy what goes on. the colt come to town this weekend guy and they leader is mr O. who is this guy. what is he name. no one know this. aks anybody guy they not know this name. nobody know colts leader name.

THere was this kid in the high school and no one say any thing to him guy. no body knowed who he is they just say that Mr O guy. No one talk to Mr. O. he like ghost kid no one know./

The Payted manning is very powerful guy but now we have has the demarial thomas for the Horton aerial feats guy. The demarial is like the star/ the new star of the aeriel Horton feats guy. He move you chains all day guy. He make you defence backs look old and slow,.and corny. he the marvellous wheel contender speed/ he always the open no one cover this guy. he weapon of the denver so badly guy.

The Horton gon rain down football on you colt like mad fool posses. Horton done heared a who and it say demarial thonmas guy. all day floater bomb end zone reach over defence backed and 6. It like take candy from bay bay you know what I saying guy THIS HOW WIDE OPEN ALL DAY LIKE THIS. HE COME CORRECT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYING>

the Demarial Thonmas makey website guy.

bay bay thomas broncos

BRONCO CHEERLEAD YES

was can you still vote for the demarial rookie of week.

The knowshont morenote  is gon have big game too guy I just knowed it. I knowed he will do this. he will come correct just dont funble guy. he very lucky last week guy dont disappont you giant albino bronco crab guy, giant albino bronco crab almost dishonor but went out of bound thankful for this. all those corny fast Colt defence end say run up feild all crazy then Horton gon say take off guy, take off I done dumper off to morenote and 40 yard. wall of danies grahm blocking guy. I know they will do this.

Maybe they run the clady this game guy.l the clady is back and he feel he oats guy. He feel he oates maybe they give the clady ball on goal line. that would b cool. grandfather rise out of chair and hold one hand out with power when clady get ball last year. the ameoba offence have game plan for clady yes. special paige for clady in it yes. that is cool. I could not belief this guy. the clady was run with football but no one block guy. no one block forthe clady guy that was foul. you know wjhat I saying. Line up the tim tebote and the clady next to Horton on goal line, oh snap guy. oh snap what you gon do they could do so many thing from this.

the dight freeney talk smack of the tebone guy. he say he want to hit the tim tebone guy that is mess up. Oh snap I think the clady gon take this personal guy. No body talk smack about clady guy he defend. I think the clady gon ball up the feeney for this guy. oh yes. it insult to clady guy. the fereeny think he gon get past the clady this easy guy. he gon have long day, oh snap. I think the clady gon pan cake the freeney guy. Pass you maple sarup guy it gon be all you can eat pan caking all day. ALL DAY/ the clady gon fall on feeney as get up guy I know he will granfather will watch for this tivoe rewind laugh many time yes.

the Bronco Horton is win. 27 to 24 last minute matt prated feild goal send MR O back to indanaplis with warty three eye foul degenrate toad rain from sky. this for so many bronco loosed to colt guy.

foul disease degenrate toad rain from sky near enemy team land after bronco win

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Broncos Cut Jarvis Green, Brandon Stokley and Darrell Reid

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

So it looks like we made another mistake by paying a small wad to Jarvis Green who couldn’t beat out Ryan Mcbean and he didn’t show much in the preseason at all–unlike, say that Jason Hunter who was all over the place when his number was called. Stokley was a good guy and a professional, but he couldn’t stay on the field as of late. Reid’s been injured and while he played OK for us last year it wasn’t a big surprise there.

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Memorial Day

Monday, May 31st, 2010

I hope you people out there have a good Memorial day, probably our most important holiday. God bless the troops  here and abroad and all our veterans.

I steer clear of the dogs, the brats and the knockwurst. You ever see that stuff being made, eh? Disgusting. They roll up beef lips, cow eyelids and spider eyeballs and whatever else scraps they can find, stuff it into a tube and serve it to you like it’s something wonderful.

Nah, steak, that’s where it’s at. Good cut of prime rib on the barby.  5.99 a pound with the bone-in, them ain’t bad.

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R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio

Monday, May 17th, 2010

A legend of metal, the great Ronnie James Dio passed away yesterday at 67 due to stomach cancer. He was the man who replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath after the Oz man went on an off the wall bender too many. He then went on to form Dio which led to a career in metal music spanning nearly three decades.

I’d like to ask you all to take a moment of silence, tip your forty, then proceed fire up Holy Diver.

Smoke’em if you got’em.

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Alert: Tebow At Walmart

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

ALERT: P.P. just got a call from a reputable source claiming Timmy “The Gadget” Tebow is currently buying a video game in the Walmart Supercenter on West Colfax Ave. in Lakewood, CO. Better get there quick you rubes, bring your jerseys and rookie cards.

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Broncos Draft OT Zane Beadles with 45th Pick

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Did Horvil Tiki have input on this one? What a name, 6′ 5″ 310, there’s our center.

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Denver Broncos Select Tim Tebow with 25th Pick NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m ruined with this one.

Woody paige is happy.

Everything was going fine…

Ravens receive 2nd 43  3d 70 4th 114

This could be a “great move” or a disaster folks.

McDaniels must love him. McDaniels must believe he can make Tebow a QB.

McDaniels lives and dies with this Tebow pick.

Tim Tebow better end up being a starting quarterback.

I think we just traded a second, third and fourth for an H Back and a part time player.

This is Woody Paige’s pick, McDaniels better know what the hell he’s doing.

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