Conan O’Brien Does the Right Thing Refusing NBC

I hope he plays hardball and I hope he goes somewhere where his talent is appreciated.

I didn’t like Conan O’Brien when I first seen him. That lanky weirdo with a ridiculous quaff and that weird shaped head.  He don’t look right. Still doesn’t.

Conan is an often misunderstood genius, and he is to be respected, I respect him more now for telling those flailing suits at NBC to go throw their stupid idea about moving his show to 12 PM, telling them to go throw that in the woods.

He is often misunderstood by old farts and old coots who can’t figure something out unless it’s written in big letters and pushed two feet in front of their faces.

I suppose it’s time to bring back “Jaywalking,” and have that Leno make fun of mistake ridden redneck scrawl in newspapers. Oh that’s just a laugh riot ain’t it. What did that Horvil Tiki say all the time, eh? Corny. That’s what Leno is: corny.

They’re ruining Conan’s legacy over there, or trying to. Boring Leno’s got nothin’ on Triumph the insult comedy dog, nor the masturbating bear. Them are the works of a genius folks.

Oh and they got that Jimmy Fallon over at NBC, you know that guy that should be co-starring in the next Adam Sandler flick? That’s a good assessment of his value. He’s about as entertaining and compelling as a tree stump behind that late night desk.

Tell them to take their weak tact and throw it in the woods – I love it.

I hope he goes somewhere else, and I hope his ratings end up killing.

Furthermore, he is the least political of the late night circuit. You got far lefty Letterman who’s show is a mere shadow -if that- from when it was great in the 80′s and the early part of the 90′s. Now you tune in and he’s devolved into some smug loser clearing his throat every few seconds and he’s about as hard to look at as that Bill Maher. I never seen someone look worse and worse every time you seen them like that Maher guy does. Reminds me of one of them Norfin trolls. You ever seen one of them Norfin trolls? It ain’t pretty.

Can’t believe people tune into that Late Night Letterman show and think ol’ Dave is still quick. He’s nothin’ but a glorified weatherman from Muncie, IN.

You got Leno practically giving John McCain an inquisition when he came on the show last year. I ain’t no fan of McCain, but Leno acted like he was a stain on humanity – completely unprofessional. Conan’s above that nonsense and I respect him for it. He’s weird and somewhat unsightly, but he’s a professional when it comes down to it.

Then you got this Jerry Seinfeld loser spouting off from out of nowhere. Some balls this guy’s got. What’s the last useful thing he’s done, eh? That commercial with Bill Gates? Oh that one was a laugh riot.

Probably one of the most forgettable commercials of the last decade.

He’s got no right chiming in and claiming Conan’s being fussy. He’s got no right. Larry David made Jerry Seinfeld great. Not Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry Seinfeld rode the coattails of Larry David’s writing. Larry David put the funny in Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld by himself is a dull, lifeless drone who falls flat time and time again. He is a mere dried up husk without Larry David.

I remember seeing that Seinfeld do stand up before the show came out. I learned later he got a sitcom deal and thought to myself, “that guy?”

When I look back, I realize I was right, he is nothing without the genius writing of Larry David. Pre and post Seinfeld he is a flat, boring nasal drone. He’s got some nerve backing the weak, flailing and thoroughly moronic tact of those laughable NBC suits. He’s got no right chiming in. Subsequently Larry David had Seinfeld on Curb Your Enthusiasm last year – wouldn’t you know Jerry’s scenes made up some of the most unfunny moments on the show.

I’m glad Conan’s doing what he’s doing. They’re trying to destroy his legacy. Hopefully he can retain the rights to Triumph, the Masturbating Bear and Shatner Recites Palin which are works of genius that put pedestrian works like “Will it Float” and “Jaywalking” to shame. Conan paddling in a canoe in Chicago with Mr. T was an example of the quality programming he endeavored to produce – and for that we are the richer.

What Conan needs is time, he needs rollover in his audience. The more gray coots and old farts that drop by the way side in time, the more people with sufficient mental acuity will be taking their place. Until then, I suppose the safe path is watching some skunkhead asking some dumb teenager who the second President of the U.S. was. Oh I’m just running to the set to Tivo that nonsense.

By the way, I’m well aware this is a Denver Broncos blog. However, the damn team couldn’t make a play on third and 25 and couldn’t run the damn football and are out of the postseason. Plus I’m the sole beneficiary of the site, so I’m allowed.