Recipe of Little Genral Tso’s Chicken

Hey guy, long time ago I is begin feast on the Genral tso chickens. I asked chinese lady who work she say it genral choo I say you is all kind of crazy lady. All freinds feast on the genral tso in the highest school from there we ever feast now. Hole family feast on the genral tso at buffay. The genral tso when I lives in the Conneticut was all over place guy every chinese place has have the tso.

Some place Tso it stink bad guy. They put all kind of crazy gnurls, gnurls of fatty chikken guy it like the kfc popped corn chicken it so rude guy. It like fatty gnurl fall off chicken they say here guy eateds this crap fall of fryer no meat. They is usual to use the thigh meat I not like it guy, it all kind of fatty gnurl. I take yous fatty gnurl and throw on ground guy, you is dishonor with the fatty gnurl chicken it horrib terrib. I is have not has any good tso in the Virgina restraunt yet guy, it is the gnurled or it have crazy catchup sauce it all kind of messed up.

Long time ago friend go to the san Deego for some times and he say out in there they has have no Tso’s guy none. It was in the 97 I could not beleef this crap. I beleefed the tso to be evry where guy evry body Chinese place makey the tso for to eated its.

Long time ago guy hole famly go to place in Rode Island. I looked for the island guy, I could never find its there. Where is island in rode island guy? I only find malls to buy the vid game football card see pritty ladies with two toned lip stick look all kinds of shiny. I is walk slow past the Victoril Secret guy, I loves the victoril secret they is have all kind of crazy thing for pritty lady to wears. I look at banner of pritty lady in loungerie.

Hole famly go to the rode island over border to makey the genral tso run. The genral tso at the bali place Chinese they maked it so good guy. It taste like sweet crunchy chikken guy, the white meat not the fatty gnurl. We is asked lady work she say it egg batter guy. I cannot do any thing with that guy it is not enough of the informative to make anything guy. So we gets the tso all day guy, father go and get tso he drive 50 mile to gets the tso bring home to famly we eated it like crazy guy. I could eats this all day. Ok maybe not all day but most of day.

Here is do this, lets do this guy. It is the compex recipe. I take genral tso recipe find long time ago and I additive to it. I additive especial the panko bread crumb. That is figure out what use they used the panko crunch. I is dedcate this to the littel general Shanhan, offence master grow dynatsy on pict 11 steal of draft jay cutsler.

First guy you makey the sauce:

1/4 cup of corn starch, it total corny guy

1/4 cup of water, you mix this and pour in big bowl

In big bowl you putted the corny water then you do this in bowl:

1/4 cup Soy Sauce, half of this guy if want liter sauce, it darker with fourthed cup

1/4 Cup of the white or the cidered Vinegar

3/4 cup of the sugar and you is can add littel bit of honey not too much guy or you is go total crazy

1 or 2 Big clove of the Garlic all chopped in littel peice, father is plant this

Quarter size piece of the fresh Ginger root, I smash this in crazy press it all smasht up like chef guy after spenced larsed done hitted him of kicked off return. The garlic the ginger give it the incredibus flavors guy.

I then take cup and a thrid of chikken stock add to evry thing it melty the sugar it smell so crazy guy you will not beleef the smell. I is put this away.

I take and take few chikken bone less breast of chikken guy, like four or five of these crazy thing. You beter wash your hand guy after touched or you is get the sal montego. The sal montego he makey you sick.

I put in plastic bag I smash with hammer FLAT. I is smash FLAT like enemy player after he done get pan caked by the Clady guy. The clady do this all day guy he not even mess around with any thing he pan cake you over and over guy.

I is cut into peiced, I take one egg and put in littel bowl all stir up. I take littel bowl of panko bread crumbed guy, the panko bread crumb is all kind of crunch guy. I is putted the chikken into egg, I is then put into the panko I is then put on plate many of these and throw into oil. The canolas oil guy, it heated up to 375 degree. The Custper throw for 447 last week guy he would burned these all up. I is cook a few minute the panko chikken until the golden browned float in oil put on papered plate.

I is do like 4 batch of these guy. I tell you this is the crazy recipe guy, but the genral tso is worth this guy. When I is just put in last batch I firey up the wok. I is have crazy wok guy, it hand hammer FROM ANCENT LANDS GUY, I IS HAVE THE CRAZY WOK GUY IT ANCENT HAND HAMMER GUY< ALL DAY>

I is kid you guy, it from cheap store. Cheap store wok it last thirteen year guy, I not care from cheap store.

I take stirred up the crazy bowl of garlic ginger sugar sauce put into wok on pritty high heat guy. I stir this. You is can put bell pepper in hear now guy if want to does this. Or can makey the firey hot with crazy pepper. Crazy pepper attack you taste bud all day like the jack willam attack ball hawked from in air with the crazy hand arm cordinat pict of you corny pass run back for 6 guy.

You is stir and stir on high heated it is will change color it transfoamed into thick sauce when bubbel. Long time ago it not bubbel so grand father say take and makey first step corny water throw in again then it work guy. In rode island mall lady out side Victoril secret say she has have bubbel butt, I run away I not know what this mean. Was is crazy drug try to pushed on me?

I take this sauced all thick now and throw in the panko fry chikken you is all kind of ready now guy. You take some plain rice throw tso next to you is all done now guy, you is eated the littel genral Tso chikken guy. In honor this of the littel Genral shanhan. Opfence master.