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I am Suing Horvil Tiki

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

This devilish imp has been harassing this site for two weeks now, and he’s calling my home. I have since blocked his number but he’s going around to different payphones now it seems.  I am being harassed and I am suing that devilish island imp. My lawyer informed me that I could go viral with the first piece of evidence, Exhibit A here from last Friday night. I put that imp on speakerphone so you can all see what BS I’ve been going through.

Let’s get something straight: this is my site and it was given to me completely at the beginning of this year by two lazy goobers who didn’t know what they were doing. I provide good Broncos information–my acuity and oracle powers have been downright frightening in their truth and authenticity. I began the lone conquest to run Jay “Huckdort” Cutler out of Denver months before anyone. I showed you people the light! I said this kid don’t look right, don’t protect the ball and he ain’t no John Elway. He don’t look right, get another one is what I says.

I ushered Mike Shanahan out of Denver, I said he’s stayed on too long and he can’t field a defense. Enough of signing and drafting poor character players out of desperation. I told you Josh McDaniels was a genius one month after we acquired him. I heralded him as a  genius who would put his foot down on the spoiled me-first practicing without pads players and that’s exactly what he’s been doing.

I penned my 2010 want list earlier this year that included two new receivers, two new offensive linemen, two defensive linemen, a decent backup for Orton and a big running back. We did all of it, and I’m confident Bowlen and Co. read yours truly for valuable insight. When Numby at the Denver Post was pleading, ” Go to Nashville–get Jay Huckdort Cutler back at any cost–don’t let the franchise get away.” I said the exact opposite. I pointed out this overrated, mop-headed loser can’t keep far enough away from Denver, good riddance, and get another one he don’t look right. He ain’t no winner, he throws picks at the worst possible moment and I happen to know they think the world of wooden whistles down there in Nashville. That’s how far behind they are down there, going crazy over wooden whistles–I even found a wooden pinball table passing through that joint. I said that joint suits that Huckdort–get rid of him, leave him down there in Nashville and get what you can for him in a trade. And we did, Bowlen didn’t eat that GQ wanna-be, Pro Bowl only by defualt pick throwing  Dort’s crap. Bowlen listened to reason, he listened to P.P.

When losers and buffoons were crying 4-12, 5-11, 3-13 I said 9-7 at the beginning of last year. One game off–unlike some of these lazy journalists and “Senior Analysts”–I know my team.

When Nolan left, I said big deal. Incredible some of the lament that went on out there. I said screw him–it’s the players and the system that counts. The new system is in place and McDaniels has a heavy hand in it anyways. Being the reincarnation of the great Sun Tzu, McDaniels has defensive acuity in addition to an offensive mind.

I said Brandon Marshall is gone at the beginning of last season, and I stayed true throughout. A hug here and there didn’t sway me one bit. I knew he was gone this offseason. McDaniels ain’t gonna eat his crap. I said good riddance and we’ll spread his production around. You don’t pay Marshall 50 million plus just to bench him in a game with playoff implications.

I am the greatest thing this site ever had. My Broncos information is rife with acuity. What did you get from the previous owners, eh? A bunch of hastily scrawled nonsense maybe a handful of people had time to even try to understand? Blind fanboyism–I wouldn’t doubt that Tiki would do backflips and party like it’s 1999 if we signed Don Knotts to starting nose tackle. If we signed Abe Vigoda to wide receiver this Tiki would think he’s the second coming of Jerry Rice.

I think the last thing that Tiki did was talk up “Corey Boyd”–that should tell you everything right there. Boyd, a guy who never even stepped on the field for us in one single game. That’s genius right there. Unbelievable.

Not to mention this “Tiki” is probably a fraud. Who the hell name’s their kid “Horvil” anyways, eh? What the hell is that.

Recipes on a Denver Broncos site? Talk about falling flat.

I’m sure you people will take my side on this, now that you clearly see the BS I’ve been putting up with. I bet it will even turn some of you water bong Tiki worshipers to my side. See the light. I am reality and I am respect. My daughter recently said “Dad, who’s the Asian man ringing the phone all the time?” I’m tired of the harassment. I’ve had enough of this and I am suing that Tiki–if that’s his real name. I’ll find out. He probably thinks he’s safe out there in Saipan–but Saipan is a US territory–oh yeah. He ain’t safe from my litigation, ain’t no way no how.

The nerve of that Tiki loser, calling my house. He’s got some balls.

P.S. I happened to meet with Father John in Charleston and he’s given me all assurances the devilish imp’s incantations will fall flat. So if you’re reading this “Tiki”–remember to stick that in your hooka pipe and smoke it with Chris Simms you lazy bum.

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Broncos Release QB Chris Simms

Monday, March 15th, 2010

No surprise there, everyone saw this one coming. I ain’t gonna pile on. We all know how Simms performed last year.

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Broncos Notes 8/23 Injury Report

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Details are scant so far, but after last nights Broncos vs Seahawks game there were a few injuries:

Rookie CB Alphonso Smith was seen with an ice pack around his left knee.

QB Chris Simms seems to have sprained his ankle.

DT Marcus Thomas has a shoulder injury and CB Tony Carter was limping on his left leg. Source: Denver Post

The Post also looks at Denver’s new pass rushing scheme and how the players are reacting to it, and Jeff Legwold analyzes last night’s game position by position.

This came in late last night to the site’s email asking to show it, I wasn’t going to post it at first, but I emailed it to Horvil and he said ok.

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Bronco sine Chris simms

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Hey guy the broncos done get they new backed up quart back in chris simm.  This is crazy guy we is sine guy left and right. We also look to be get the jj arrigtons after all too. he learn he error of way and did not go back to cardinal the weak bird team. This is cool to have the simm cause the patrik ramsey was kind of foul guy.

he father was high on the cutper in draft time

he father was high on the cutper in draft time

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