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NT Jamal Williams in Denver

Monday, March 8th, 2010

The Bolt’s Jamal Williams in Denver taking a physical, says Michael Lombardi. That’s good, let’s steal him, hopefully he has a year or two or three left in him. I’d imagine that Nunnely we got will factor in. Wayne Nunnely who was expertly signed and stolen from the Bolts by McDaniels. The Wayne Nunnely who people fail to give credit for with our overachieving defensive line of no names. Reading some of these sea cucumbers you’d think our defense went out the door with Mike Nolan–what a joke.

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Jamal Williams

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Broncos want McNabb – Lies and Distortions

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

I’m sick and tired of a bunch of tabloid nonsense, boneheaded theories and porous information.

I heard Timmy Tebow’s gonna be the Broncos new quarterback.

I heard we’re bringing back Brandon Marshall for a one-year, ten million dollar deal.

Then we’ll sign LT from the Chargers cause he’s certainly at a point in his career where he’ll hit the hole with gusto.

I heard Donovan McNabb is gonna be the Broncos new quarterback. Then we’re still gonna draft Timmy Tebow so he can make two trick plays in the wildcat for us.

Dumervil’s on his way to Miami since Nolan’s better than McDaniels.

We’re gonna sign Terrell Owens to play opposite Marshall, then McNabb is gonna be throwing to Marshall and Owens in 2010.

Don’t believe all this nonsense. You’ve got snake oil salesmen and garden variety morons like that John Clayton over at ESPN peddling a bunch of crap in a slow news period to try and get you to sign up to the website. That ESPN rumor central is tabloid. Just like that Numby up at the Denver Post. His nonsense ain’t even serious. The Broncos inquired three times about McNabb eh? Prove it. I bet they can’t.

ESPN League Source

League source says: " Broncos to trade a 1st rounder for Donovan McNabb."

I bet more than half the time over at that rumor central, I bet more than half the time the “league source” is some Jimmy DaRula selling hot dogs outside the stadium who thought he heard something on his illegal scanner. The Eagles front office pizza delivery man picked up something for a second on his CB radio. What a bunch of garbage. Just because a ESPN reporter floats it from “league sources,” doesn’t mean it’s gospel. Especially at this time of year. A lot of these so-called rumors are nonsense at this point,  nothing really matters until March 5th, and even then they’ll find a way to float something stupid. Especially since they besmirch McDaniels at every turn, even before he coached a single game. I heard that McDaniels don’t know how to run a team.

McNabb playing for Denver? Not happening. Marshall returning? Not happening.

Bring back Brandon Marshall for a year?

Oh yeah, that’s genius right?

I bet we can’t pay him ten million for his talent quick enough — just so we can bench him before another playoff game.

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Broncos 2010 Free Agency and Draft Thoughts

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Well I told some of you people I ain’t getting heavy into the draft until a month out and by then we’ll know what the hell is going on with free agency for the most part. But I’ll throw some draft speculation out there for now.

Brandon Marshall Broncos

Brandon Marshall

First off, I believe we re-sign Orton, Dumervil and Prater. I ain’t so sure Chris Kuper will be back, any time you got a guy getting picked up and thrown by a defensive lineman in that Eagles game, I ain’t so sure you’re gonna be chomping at the bit to re-sign him.

Brandon Marshall is good as gone, and hopefully for a first rounder — I can’t believe we got people still thinking or even hoping he’ll be back. Yeah let’s pay out the ass for his BS and his poison, let’s just smile and eat it. You got the damn team all screwed up by a drama queen on the eve of a game with playoff implications… not to mention his long list of infractions that includes a bad acting job in a Denver nightclub years ago. Yeah we can’t re-sign that Marshall fast enough. I’m beginning to think some of you people got short memories and even shorter scruples, willing to eat this guy’s BS cause he’s a “star,” see you later pal, don’t let the McDonalds bag hit you in the ass, we can’t get rid of him fast enough and in the end… if they were to cut him — I’d be all for it.

Scheffler, Hillis gone, probably could get a later round pick for each of them.

I’m not a fan of Mocks this time of year, they seem to change almost daily, you end up with these guys having just about every player in free agency and the draft in the damn mock at some point.

But once again, my want list of priorities I posted after this season consisted of :

  • new center, new guard, maybe two guards
  • a competent backup for Orton
  • at least one defensive lineman good for 8 sacks or so, basically someone for teams to be concerned about besides Dumervil
  • at least two new wide receivers
  • a big, slugger running back

In free agency, there’s a few names that really stand out to me:

  • Kevin Mawae C -  a stopgap until we got someone younger
  • Aaron Kampman DE
  • Richard Seymour DE
  • Casey Hampton NT
  • Ryan Pickett NT
  • Vince Wilfork NT
Julius Peppers

Julius Peppers

Just look at them defensive linemen, eh? Any one of them would be good. Julius Peppers is a thought, but probably not much more than that. We already got a multi-million dollar sack master. Would rather us get a high priced defensive lineman rather than making Peppers the absolute highest paid defender in all of football. Wouldn’t see me crying if we did though, that’s the type of guy you pay out the ass for and reap the rewards. Can you imagine Dumervil and Peppers out there, eh? Rotating them around, having Peppers play DE at times too. Probably won’t happen, he’s just a ton of money and we could do well with someone else, like Seymour or Kampman for less. Can make the case that Kampman don’t necessarily fit a 3-4 but I’d take him any day to replace one of our defensive ends.

We are coming into an uncapped year, and we got a hell of an owner in Bowlen who wants to win. Perusing the list of free agents, them d-line free agents are gold, I would expect us to make at least one big d-line acquisition in free agency. Maybe the McDaniels-Patriots connection can land us Vince Wilfork, run stopper, double team magnet extraordinaire.

Vince Wilfork Broncos

Vince Wilfork

I wish,  somehow, that we could get that damn Logan Mankins. That’s what the hell we need on that offensive line right there.  Logan Mankins or one of them two Chargers receivers, but they’re all damn restricted free agents. Here’s to hoping for a miracle. If we get an extra first rounder, the only guy in restricted free agency I feel would be worth taking the RFA draft pick hit for is Mankins, whether it’s a second rounder or what not. If you’re looking to draft a rookie offensive lineman anyways with one of your high picks, why not get the ultimately proven Mankins instead?

With the draft, biggest need positions as I see it right now are obvious to me:  wide receiver, offensive line and then defensive line. Maybe even offensive line first.

I can see us taking either that Dez Bryant or an offensive lineman with the first pick –that Bryant since Marshall will be gone — but I don’t necessarily think we must take him. Defensive lineman wouldn’t bother me neither, depending on what we can do in free agency, but I’m expecting us to get a good defensive lineman in free agency. I don’t believe our need on the defensive line is as dire as offensive line. Just one good defensive end is going to help us a good deal there on that line. We need at least two starting offensive linemen, and if we don’t do a lot in free agency with the o-line,  we damn well better draft new blood at guard and center early.

If we manage to have two first rounders, then the first pick becomes more of a luxury, I know that McDaniels will take a player he thinks is the best value over need, and if someone great falls -no matter need- like maybe that McClain, then he’s liable to pick the best player over need in that first slot.

Dez Bryant… well it also depends on how he interviews. I ain’t so thrilled about him not being out there playing this year with the whole agent crap.  Not sure about him if he’s gonna bring us a mess. I’ve said all along we don’t necessarily need a superstar wideout to replace Marshall. As for those “two wide receivers” I want, we can get one in the draft and free agency. Although the free agent crop is light, who knows what can happen, who might get released and such. Don’t need world beaters, I just want another Gaffney type player and a burner, we need some speed at wide receiver. Let’s see some damn wide receiver getting separation out there for once.

I believe that two, lower cost, good character Gaffneys can equal the production of one Marshall, especially if you’re able to run the football. Split Marshall’s production among two receivers and get rid of locker room poison to boot.

Mike Iupati

Mike Iupati

I could see us possibly trading down with our first pick, to maybe get that center Pouncey or Iupati or what have you. I’ll tell you what though if we got that Iupati with the first pick wouldn’t bother me none. Especially if we haven’t addressed guard by then in free agency. I’m sick and tired of these tough Samoans who can probably bite the heads off live turkeys, I’m sick and tired of seeing them make plays for practically every other damn team but us. I don’t care if he’s “raw” or a “grabber,” that can be coached.  All depends on free agency, but the bottom line is we better damn sure have a new center and new guard going in to next year.

I don’t see us trading up in this draft. If there is a shocker on draft day and its announced the Broncos just traded up into one of the first five spots I can’t think of doing anything like that for anyone other than a quarterback, likened to the Sanchez trade last year. It would have to be a QB McDaniel really likes out of this crop, but I don’t see it.

Tony Pike Broncos

The Great Tony Pike

I think we will draft a QB in the 3rd or 4th rounds. Someone with talent and physical ability but someone who didn’t play against a lot of stiff competition. Someone like that Skelton kid. However, now that I seen more of him I don’t think too badly of that Tony Pike. Saw him earlier in the year marching the field against Pittsburgh. Let him sit for a year, learn the system and eat a bunch of steaks since he’s too skinny. Looks like an accurate, mobile version of Brandstater to me. Second round might be too high for us drafting a QB, but if we took him in the second round, wouldn’t bother me none. Maybe he’s there in the third, too.

I hope the Broncos go in to training camp with four quarterbacks. Orton, a veteran, a draft pick and Brandstater. By veteran, I don’t necessarily mean someone who’s been in the league ten years, just someone with some actual playing experience. Then we’ll see what that Brandstater is made of. Someone out of the three will either get cut or put on the practice squad.

I like the thought of getting a running back in the fourth or fifth round, a big, beater RB who can hold on to the football and grind the hard yards.

Other than that, draft wherever we sense we can upgrade. Bottom line to me though when all is said and done, still stands:

  • new center, new guard, maybe two guards
  • a competent backup for Orton
  • at least one defensive lineman good for 8 sacks or so, basically someone for teams to be concerned about besides Dumervil
  • at least two new wide receivers
  • a big, slugger running back to complement Moreno
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Woody Paige: It’s Time to Bench Jay Cutler

Friday, November 13th, 2009
Eh, beeb?

Eh, beeb?

That’s right, Huckdort Jay is killing the team up there in Chicago. Probably three losses due to dorts. Huckdort could’ve been the hero, he could’ve been John Elway in the fourth quarter but instead: he dorted.

The last one was the immaculate dort. Not a receiver around for miles and no chance in hell of being a touchdown to win the game.

According to Woody Paige’s indisputable logic it’s time for the Bears to bench Cutler and start Caleb Hanie. The great Caleb Hanie is waiting in the wings, they don’t pay him and keep him on the roster for nothin.  Surely Huckdort Jay has been a detriment to the team, surely he can’t throw the deep ball with accuracy and surely he’s been killing the team’s chances of winning games.

Paige, who has called for the benching of Kyle Orton after two bad games for the offense and two bad throws.

Up there in Chicago, they’re up to 17 bad throws.

I told a friend of mine four dorts just before the San Francisco game last night, he predicted two. I don’t t know why I went so high, the 49ers ain’t all that, but I just had a feeling.

Huckdort even out dorted my prediction.

You see them analysts after the game? Bending over backwards to point out some of the throws were definitely, absolutely, positively not the fault of Jay Huckdort Cutler? What the hell was that?

You think they’d do the same for Orton? I doubt it, after all, Jay Huckdort Cutler is a Pro Bowler. Let’s not forget that one folks. If Orton threw 17 picks he would be the laughing stock of the league, hell McDaniels would have benched him well before that number of picks. Unacceptable.

Ron Turner's new strategy: "Don't throw to the fat guys."

Ron Turner's new strategy: "Don't throw to the fat guys."

Well not so for Huckdort, Huckdort Jay is a Pro Bowler with a golden arm. Huckdort Jay is the franchise we traded away to the Bears and deserves excuse after excuse for almost single-handedly killing the team.

This year and last.

A million dollar arm with a ten cent head. A ten cent head and a five cent haircut.

Lovie realizes Jay Huckdort Cutler doesn't look quite right at a press conference, Friday, April 3, 2009, in Lake Forest, Ill. AP Photo

Lovie realizes Jay Huckdort Cutler doesn't look quite right at a press conference, Friday, April 3, 2009, in Lake Forest, Ill. AP Photo

I don’t know how Lovie keeps a straight face when they look over some of these picks on the sidelines. You see that first dort? Just throw it away, but he can’t help himself. This is probably why McDaniels knew he had to go and was going to have a hell of a time working with this gooned out pick thrower. He don’t learn.

18 dorts last year and how many fumbles? He don’t protect the ball.

He don’t protect the ball, don’t look right and he ain’t no John Elway.

He is killing the Bears team and it’s time to start Caleb Hanie. Give this Hanie a look and if it’s a disaster just put Huckdort back in at halftime, right Woody Paige?

In Paige’s miserable, babbling, flawed universe we’d bench Orton and create a bona fide quarterback controversy at the midway point of the season with a 6 and 2 record.

If anyone deserves to be benched, it’s Jay Huckdort Cutler for his unbelievable interceptions that are piling up and may even reach an inconceivable but possible thirty dorts.

Paige is so demented, I bet he still thinks Huckdort is our quarterback. I bet Paige has been watching Chicago every week instead of the Broncos, since they got our franchise and has the two teams mixed up. It must be. The 4 and 12 record and calling for the quarterback to be benched are genius if you’re talking about the Chicago Bears.

Someone's crazy uncle, tongue lapping about, gets paid for this nonsense

Someone's crazy uncle, tongue lapping about, gets paid for this nonsense

I read an article from that Kyle over there at BroncoTalk. He knows. He effin’ knows Paige’s sordid game. Kyle thinks Paige may have had that article to bench Orton just waiting to run since the preseason. Just waiting to pounce, and he’s probably right. Paige’s deception and distortion, trying to make himself look like a genius and it always blows up. I’ve come to the conclusion that Paige isn’t serious. He’s not serious.

The problem is Paige has poor tact, he peddles distortions and poor logic left and right, but yet he’s given a pedestal to do so and is considered a “prominent voice in the Denver sports media.” That is a joke, and a disgrace. This guy, who is perennially wrong, this guy represents you and me the fans? What a joke. The rest of the media picks right up on it, “Denver media already calling for the benching of Orton.” What an absolute disgrace.

Paige needs to go, I don’t need to list how many times he’s been plain wrong. He needs to go, he is guilty of conduct detrimental to the team and his columns have spiraled into laughable tabloid nonsense. Especially this year since they didn’t get the coaches, players or quarterback he wanted. Maybe it’s time to cover a new team?

The reason I was pissed at this Pittsburgh game, besides the fact that the town has an odor, poor service, and inadequate everything, is that it tempered the enthusiasm of these dorts a bit. We have our own problems, we can’t run the effin’ football. I’d like to hear the analysts point out that Moreno ran into the referee, that the team can’t run the football and the receivers aren’t doing a good job of getting open. I’d like to hear them comment on our poor offensive line play as of late. They probably won’t, since Orton isn’t a golden armed Pro Bowler that poses for GQ. Buit no, our problems are clear: it’s just that Orton can’t throw downfield. He can’t throw the deep ball. He ain’t no winner.

How’s that deep ball up there in Chicago, eh? The same as it was last year in Denver I suppose. And that’s coming from the supposed master of deep balls with better receivers and a better offensive line. What was it 18 picks last year how many fumbles? Weren’t the Bears surely on the road to the playoffs?

We need to run the damn football and pass protect better. Our offense as a whole has been decrepit the last two games. They need to get their heads out of their asses. I said last week was a must win game, a statement game and I was shamed because of this decrepit offense. The playcalling was also unimaginative. The defense showed up, at least. These last two games have been close up until the fourth quarter, because of the defense, but with no help from the offense whatsoever they broke down. You can ask only so much of your defense, so many times, and without any help from the offense you can’t win like that.

Now we will see if the running game and the offense as a whole has been remedied in Washington. This Redskins team’s offense sucks. However, they have a good defensive front seven. This is exactly what the Ravens and Pittsburgh had, it was a big key in shutting down the Broncos offense the last two weeks so we’ll see how they’ve adjusted. I said we better win the Pittsburgh game or lose close. Well, we better damn sure win this Washington game. Then, taking San Diego to task will give the Broncos an 8 and 2 record, and should shut the pie holes of losers like Paige at least. The Baltimore and Pittsburgh game showed the Broncos Achilles heel, the way to attack them on defense, it is better for it to happen now, during midseason and fix it, than the first game in the playoffs. The playoffs which I fully expect to see the Broncos enter and be competitive after years of misses and mediocrity under the ass end of the Shanahan era.

But whatever, the room erupted last night, especially on the final game breaking dort and on the fourth dort where I almost blew out a disc when I jumped up after seeing Huckdort got rolled for good measure in addition to getting picked off. More importantly, they lost and our draft pick is looking better by the minute.

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Ode to Huckdort

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Magnificent air, crisp on Sunday,

Cardinals leading Bears upon boreal November peat,

Thirty four to twenty one with time to spare,

A comeback he could muster?

Oh that’s what they hope for Jay Huckdort Cutler,

He’s a stellar one don’t you see? How could you let him get away?

Arm strong and head full of bluster,

A comeback in the fourth quarter is what he’ll surely muster,

Oh that’s what they hope for Jay Huckdort Cutler,

Jay hucks the ball with savage grace, but lo it goes the other way,

Ensuring victory for Phoenix, to Huckdort’s dismay,

The obligatory pick,

Woe to them up in Chicago, Huckdort’s erratic as that Blago,

Errant throws and poor defense,

Sold the team’s future for an arm worth sixpence.

Oh how they still hope for Jay Huckdort Cutler.

I am highly irritated by the fact that at this time of writing the Huckdort counter has not been updated in a timely manner. Dereliction of duty. It should read 12.

What’s that I heard? McDaniels made a terrible mistake? Not trading our first round pick next year, but the first round pick we got from Chicago? Insane wasn’t it?

We may damn well be picking in the top ten next year.

You see that Huckdort? Huh? More of the same. I give credit to Mike Francessa of New York’s WFAN which I get on DirecTV. Funny how ESPN smeared and besmirched him in general at around the same time he made the comment last spring. He had the mental fortitude to point out maybe, just maybe…

Maybe instead of McDaniels being a stupid, ridiculous punk who doesn’t know talent and doesn’t know how to run a team…

Maybe instead of Pat Bowlen being senile and losing his mind…

Maybe, just maybe Huckdort Cutler was overrated. Maybe the problem wasn’t the organization, but instead Jay Huckdort Cutler.

Jay “Hucks” the ball and “Dort” gets picked off.

More of the same, pick throwing, pouting, fumbling and above all: losing.

Losing with or without a stellar offensive line. Losing with or without a good receiving corps. All this nonsense that if we still had Cutler “things would be different.”

Damn right they’d be different, we’d probably only have a paltry .500 record or worse. Those picks are killers. 12 of them so far.

His picks are absolute killers, they hand the other team the ball in bad spots, they give the other team hope and confidence. At all times. At any time Jay could Dort. They know it. That’s not even counting the additional fumbles.

Urlacher was correct in his unbridled enthusiasm: “I guess we upgraded at quarterback.”

The difference between Jay Huckdort Cutler and John Elway is clear: Elway won games. Elway could take a team like this Bears team, shoddy offensive line, just ok receivers, basic running game. Elway could take a team like this to the NFC championship or further. He was a winner, and made up for his interceptions with touchdowns and wins. Cutler isn’t Elway, that’s plain to see. He’s not even a Pro Bowl caliber quarterback yet. He got their by default last year.

I had a good laugh when I heard the Bears didn’t look but five minutes at Jay Huckdort Cutler’s tapes before they decided to pull the trigger on the deal. They obviously were wowed by a few bullet passes and completely missed all the interceptions, all the fumbling and jawing at his teammates.

Then again, to the commoner, he is a Pro Bowler you know.

That Bears team looks downright defeated and deflated. Maybe Huckdort’s losing ways rubbed off on the whole team like it seemed to last year, especially in the second half of the season. Their schedule is getting tougher too, I fully expect more Dorts. I am in preliminary discussions to throw a celebration when Huckdort throws his 20th pick. I think it can realistically happen and it will be glorious to behold.

I told you people right after the draft on them Denver Post forums: McDaniels made a statement to his team and Chicago by trading our pick next year: We will be better than the Bears.

I have more respect for Pat Bowlen. I was a bit sore at him keeping Shanahan on so long and giving him so much power. Shanahan will go on to coach and possibly coach well, but his time was over in Denver years ago. Pat Bowlen also wears brown suits, I am highly skeptical of people who wear brown suits. Bowlen hand picked Josh McDaniels. Not only this, but he terminated Jay Huckdort Cutler. All this crap about “how can you do this with a franchise quarterback,” Steve Young, Chris Collinsworth practically crying about it and Woody Paige lamenting the franchise is lost if Huckdort goes. Bowlen, on the other hand knew the truth: Screw him, the kid is overrated.

Some may think I am being egregious in continuing to terrorize Huckdort.  But we have the Bears first pick next draft.

Plus, I was sick and tired of hearing: Huckdort’s a Pro Bowler, we traded the franchise away, how could you do this, what a blow to McDaniels, how can an organization do this, Huckdorts don’t come around very often, the sky is falling. I heard this nonsense ad nauseum. Now it’s time for come-uppins especially to the goobers who had the nerve to down-vote my truths and awe inspiring accuracy.

And lastly to Paige, if it was him that emailed me here’s my pre season prediction: on this site, and look no further than the Denver Post comments section under the very mockery that was Paige’s 4 and 12 prediction. It is only a paltry amount of information compared to the batting back of insufficient tact, the work I took on buffeting uneducated, unscrupulous and uninspiring Broncos information all off season long.

Maybe Woody Paige was correct, but he just had the wrong team. Maybe he made a little error in his 4 and 12 Broncos prediction this year. Just change the team to the Bears and ol Paige is looking like a bona fide genius.

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Straight Shootin' Baby

Straight Shootin' Baby

Update: John Clayton admits he misread the Broncos. There is a shred of honesty and decency at least in that goober. I am still waiting Woody Paige.

This is an emergency edition of P.P.’s Straight Shootin’ for there is a red alert in Denver.

I am a Dark Ninja of the Depths and no arrow can pierce me. My virility is legendary, and my supreme tact will rent gaping holes in walls and floors.

The Broncos recently acquired defensive end Vonnie Holliday tells Sports Illustrated that some asshat, some loser who is probably slithering around with the brain of a sea cucumber, some moron from the local Denver sports media told Mr. Holliday, “‘Basically,’ you’re playing with a bunch of bums.

Now any normal Broncos fan who’s been around since last season, any normal fan such as this who watched the Broncos in preseason with a mind of their own, someone who makes decisions on their own, could easily tell the Broncos front seven was playing much better then in previous years under the ass end of the Shanahan era.

How do you explain such scathing analysis of a defensive front seven that was playing better, even in preseason?

Perhaps they didn’t like the coach.

Maybe they didn’t like the personnel he brought in.

Maybe they didn’t like that Huckdort got kicked to the curb.

Perhaps they were so blind as to think Jay Huckdort Cutler was the entire franchise and the Broncos had no chance of a winning a game without him.

Perhaps they didn’t like that Shanahan was fired, or didn’t like how McDaniels handles the press in comparison.

Might be someone who complained all offseason, someone that bellyached about the Broncos not doing things their way.

Or maybe it was someone jealous of McDaniels, jealous since their critical viewpoints of him and his decisions made their flawed intellect look like a steaming pile of crap with the addition of peanuts falling off.

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Broncos Notes 8/23 Injury Report

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Details are scant so far, but after last nights Broncos vs Seahawks game there were a few injuries:

Rookie CB Alphonso Smith was seen with an ice pack around his left knee.

QB Chris Simms seems to have sprained his ankle.

DT Marcus Thomas has a shoulder injury and CB Tony Carter was limping on his left leg. Source: Denver Post

The Post also looks at Denver’s new pass rushing scheme and how the players are reacting to it, and Jeff Legwold analyzes last night’s game position by position.

This came in late last night to the site’s email asking to show it, I wasn’t going to post it at first, but I emailed it to Horvil and he said ok.

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