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Numby the Rookie Soothsayer

Friday, July 30th, 2010

So I see that Numby over there at the Post pulling cards out of his proverbial Swami hat, trying to predict the future of our rookies based on a pre-training camp performance, oh that’s intelligence right there.

Numbnuts Woody Paige

Remind us for the umpteenth time oh Swami Numby, remind us how many Broncos practices you’ve been to in the past. Unfortunately, that don’t matter squat–that don’t prevent you from being perennially wrong. Like the great Ditka says, you live in the past, you die in the past. If you people want a look into the mind of P.P. just study Ditka, Ian McShane and Sun Tzu.

Based on Swami Numby’s pre-training camp assessments of Ryan Clady and more recently the great Chris Simms and other foibles (such as Moreno a no-no, that one hasn’t quite come into fruition yet, but it will) I wouldn’t sweat Numby’s pre-training camp assessments one bit. Oh yeah, Orton just throws the ball into the stands every play, that was a brilliant assessment last year.  Same kind of sea cucumber brain that spurts out the Broncos are gonna go 8 and 8 this year back in January. Numby’s sordid reality rarely comes into fruition–thankfully for us, while I am reality. How many times have I been right and that Numby’s been perennially wrong? I don’t even have near the access this buffoon has yet my premium acuity is on display for all to see.

He’d bankrupt the whole team for a head case and a Huckdort who never won nothin. Oh yeah run right down there to Nashville, home of the wooden pinball machine, run right down there and give Huckdort some toys to make him feel better. He’d probably fire McDaniels after one year and make Nolan coach. “Maybe the wrong coach left in January,” did you hear that one?His  Chris “Double Rainbow” Simms would have led us to a true 4 and 12 mockery last season.

I went to see this travesty of an article where Numby predicts the future of some of our rookies, downplaying the great Zane Beadles–how dare he mock this man.  I also noticed someone on that Denver Post bemoaning the loss of Jay Huckdort Cutler. Unbelievable. Trying to say Jay Huckdort Cutler sucks with the Bears but he was great in Denver. I don’t care if he threw for 5,000 yards for us, that Huckdort ain’t no winner, ain’t no way no how. Throwing the ball around all crazy, flubbing around like a chicken with its head cut off in the fourth quarter–flubbing around when the game was on the line, getting picked left and right when it mattered most.

Shanahan should’ve known that Huckdort didn’t look right. Remember how great it was when Huckdort took over for Jake Plummer? That was genius wasn’t it. Don’t get me wrong, Shanahan brought us to a couple Super Bowls, there is some credit to be given there even though he rode the coattails of John Elway, but Shanahan stayed on too long and his whiny, me first prima donna players had to go.

I heard that Klis saying the offense will be impacted cause we got rid of Marshall and Scheffler. Scheffler? Are you kidding me? You’re kidding right? A guy that can’t stay on the field and a guy we rarely even used last year? Not to mention a Marshall supporting rogue who “couldn’t wait for the season to end.” Good riddance. We don’t know what the offense will be like this year, forget this “hard to imagine being more than mediocre” nonsense, we don’t know. We won’t know until we’ve seen some actual game situations, some preseason games.

We could run the ball a lot better this year, and that’s big for the offense right there.  I’ll tell you what if we ain’t running the ball in preseason, we ain’t gonna in the regular season that’s for damn sure. But we don’t know just how well and how quickly these new receivers are going to contribute, and we don’t know how this new offensive line will gel. Could be sooner, later or never. I sure as hell ain’t making my predictions for rookies or the season record until we’ve seen a couple preseason games–not January that’s for sure like some Numby did, or base the contributions of a rookie on how well he reacts to pre-training camp garbage can practices. I have a feeling about this Beadles, and as far as Tebow goes I know his role. Whether he performs it well remains to be seen, but I ain’t gonna do the ridiculous thing and tell you who’s going to get cut before training camp even begins–talk about arrogance. You have to see these guys play in preseason, then you can base your opinion on something tangible.

That elitist Numby, living in his own sordid world, I bet he thinks he can tell the future Broncos without basing his derelict assumptions on facts. Remember last year, Numby practically hoping for us to lose games, hoping Orton blew it so his foul predictions could come into fruition.  Conduct detrimental to the team I say, get him out of there.  Get that Numby out of there. Now he’s sitting there probably fresh off a gin bender, sitting there ranking on our rookies, probably based on what some stumble bum said at a bar before camp even officially starts. He ain’t serious, he ain’t a serious journalist, just someone’s crazy uncle throwing out lies and distortions.

The audacity to scribe “Broncos need to pull trigger on Orton trade,” before we even figure out if our other QB’s can play. That would have been brilliant, trade away our one proven QB going into this year.

I’m hoping we get that Thomas signed up and ready to go, we need our new, faster Brandon Marshall out there–minus the rap sheets, touchdown gloves and McDonalds bags.

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Klis Makes Sense

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Finally, some sense presented over there at the Denver Post, I wonder what the hell happened… I’m beginning to think that Mike Klis reads P.P. Dublinski.

OK, Mike, being a 30-plus-year Broncos fan, I can’t stand the thought of Orton starting another season. What’s the realistic chance of Brady Quinn getting a shot? Orton is not a Super Bowl quarterback and will never play in one.
–Dave, Highland, Calif.

“Sorry, but I think the only chance the Broncos have of snapping their four-year playoff drought this season is if Orton is their starting quarterback…

…But I do believe if he quarterbacks a team that has a solid running game and a defense that can stop the run, Orton can lead a team to a Super Bowl.”

Hi Mike. Which Broncos rookie do you see having the biggest impact next season?
–Eddie, Las Vegas

“Top rookie contributions figure to come from Tebow, who would give the Broncos a double-option threat of pass or run on short-yardage and goal-line situations, and the two rookie offensive linemen, center J.D. Walton, and guard Zane Beadles.”

Certainly flies in the face of the trade Orton now garbage, what was it 9,000 sea cucumbers saying trade Orton now in that poll over there?

You people out there will come to learn I am reality when it comes to Broncos information. I don’t throw out a bunch of half baked ideas that don’t make any sense. You got people making their mock drafts around the premise of Marshall returning, how ridiculous. Floating “pay Marshall 50 million,” or “maybe we’ll franchise him after this year.” This defense should be improved this year, but oh no you had a bunch of goonballs crying in their soup over Nolan leaving, saying woe is me. Numby saying “maybe the wrong coach left town,” at his departure. So what is it Numby? Is McDaniels the golden boy who will be the Broncos coach for years to come? Or is he not his own man and should be run out of Denver?

That Numby’s a flip flopper, plain and simple. Not me, I’ve been shooting straight the entire time. The only little, tiny hitch in my record was saying that we won’t take Tebow that high in the draft, but McDaniels knew Tebow possessed the skills to help remedy what we sucked at last year: getting short yardage when it counted. Tim “the Gadget” Tebow was too valuable to pass up as an X Factor on third downs. Too valuable to a team that sorely needed help in that area.

I predicted the dismissal of Jay Huckdort Cutler, months before anyone, everyone was talking “the next John Elway,” back then. Oh how that Huckdort lets them fly on a line way down the field… yeah, only to get picked off at the worse possible times and lose the games time and time again.

I knew he didn’t look right.

I knew Shanahan was gone, told them to boot him right on out of here. He stayed on too long and his many acquisitions of questionable character smacked of desperation. Not to mention the team was spoiled with this practicing without pads nonsense–you allow that privilege to fly with a Super Bowl caliber team, not 8 and 8 mediocrity.

I knew Marshall was gone, this coach ain’t gonna eat his BS. Plain and simple. I don’t care how many times they hugged, didn’t fool me none, they’re just emotional warriors at game time. No way this coach would suffer Marshall a minute longer, no way, no how would he be on our opening day roster in 2010.

I was out there saying McDaniels would put his foot down on this spoiled Broncos team, I was out there saying it in February a month after we acquired him. I knew he had the mark of a winner, and I instantly perceived the broad he goes with is all class. I trumpeted his arrival knowing he would reign with an iron fist and that he was indeed a genius.

As for those who don’t think Tebow will be out there this year on short yardage duty: Get ready to throw the remote at the screen when the evil McDaniels pits the future “pocket passer” against NFL caliber linebackers.

It is behooven of me to address the lies, the distortions, the miscalculations and the general nonsensical prophecies of those who don’t know this team. You got some goober up there at the Denver Post who claims he’s in good with the players, he points back to his long career reporting on the Broncos since the Orange Crush days and yet he’s perennially wrong, time and time again.

The past don’t mean nothing, because you covered the team in the past, don’t mean you have a handle on what’s going on now. Such experience doesn’t make you “numb” to saying stupid things.

Can you believe some of this stuff? Can you imagine if we had that Numby at the Post in charge of this team? Let’s see, don’t get Ryan Clady, do everything we can to keep Jay Huckdort Cutler from leaving and crying, bankrupt the team to pay Marshall and Cutler, don’t draft Moreno (who Numby is all of a sudden high on), sit Orton for Simms, the wrong coach left in January. Among other nonsense, the cherry on top is trade Orton now.

Numby saying Moreno was a mistake, people out there making up cute names “noyards Moreno,” all along I said this kid’s shown the requisite flashes and he will be a very good running back and catches out of the backfield brilliantly. We’ll see who the geniuses are.

Trade the one proven quarterback we have going into this season–we don’t even know if the other two can play?

Unbelievable.

But that’s OK, I will not be dismissed, I will not be truncated and or bifurcated, my words are iron and my Broncos wisdom is second to none. If the suits at the Denver Post were intelligent enough to hire me, I would bring that entire paper to greatness. I should rename this site, forget “mighty Broncos wisdom,” it’s P.P.’s Broncos Wisdom, and some of you will learn to address me with civility and as the genius I am. Some of you people will learn I’m trying to help you people. Helping you from saying ridiculous things out there, but at the rate the inane banter continues–I don’t hold out much hope.

9,000 degenerated sea cucumbers saying trade Orton now–unbelievable, what’s happened to that city? Fans cheering a gooned out pick throwing GQ posing dort, and on the other hand booing a blue collar worker who is all class? Scalping off your tickets to Steeler and Raiders fans so they can swing their terrible towels and put up a makeshift black hole in our stadium?

Now that I think of it, the 9,000 sea cucumbers in that poll don’t surprise me after all.

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Dissecting the Mainstream Tebow Talk

Saturday, July 10th, 2010

We’ve got a guy over there at the New York Times lecturing us on the Broncos, probably some suit who won’t even be watching the team come September. Mr. Andy Benoit does a halfway decent piece about last year’s Broncos team and this year’s offseason acquisitions. When it comes time for his opinion on the Tebow situation though, the proverbial train runs off the track. First, let’s be clear about who McDaniels is.

So, what to make of McDaniels? The answer doesn’t seem difficult, but when you open your mouth to say it, nothing comes out. He’s either a hero or a villain – you just can’t yet tell which. All you know is that it’s one extreme or the other. It has to be – everything McDaniels has done thus far has been extreme.

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Reality: Starring Jim Miller and Mark Schlereth

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

Leave it to Mike Klis at the Denver Post to produce a fair report on the Broncos “supposed” QB conundrum.

“I don’t think Kyle’s job’s in jeopardy,” said former NFL quarterback Jim Miller, who has a show on NFL Sirius radio. “If it’s in jeopardy, that team is in trouble.”

Mark Schlereth weighs in on Orton and the Tebow pick. Sounds like he’s been reading P.P. lately:

Said Schlereth: “To me there’s not a whole lot of controversy. Kyle Orton has been a very good, very accomplished quarterback in this league for a long time. The problem with Kyle Orton is he’s limited athletically. He’s got a great arm, but he seems to get an ankle injury or whatever because he doesn’t have the athletic ability to get away.”
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“The advent of the Wildcat in this league, that’s not going anywhere. You put Tebow in those situations, and you give yourself a run-pass option. It’s going to be a real, serious package for you, especially in short yardage and goal line, where you really struggled last year. If they’re better in short yardage and goal line last year, instead of 8-8 they’re 10-6 and they make the playoffs.”

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I’ve been saying it all along: Tebow will be a weapon in the wildcat, but Tebow the pocket passer is a big-time long shot. People seem to think it’s a disaster if Orton starts. Like I’ve stated many times, 3rd and 25 in the Eagles game and 4th and 10 in the Raiders game, the defense makes one play and we win those games. Plus all those games getting stuffed on the goal line, multiple third and shorts–some of them were mere inches. I see exactly what McDaniels sees in Tebow–on third down is he going to throw? Is he going to run? Will he pitch off to a RB and block? You people will see why I’ve labeled him Timmy “the Gadget” Tebow. Timmy “the Gadget” Tebow may be all he ever amounts to in this league–and we may love him for it for years to come. All the endorsements, all the ridiculous hoopla will still be there with Tebow as Mr. Wildcat; it’ll still be that way as long as he’s effective in those situations and we’re winning games.

Numbnuts Woody Paige

Oh, but that’s not good enough for some of the rubes out there and the Numby’s at the Post who will try to create a full-blown quarterback controversy. That Numby will be out there screaming start Tebow, trying to drum up a bunch of BS. Conduct detrimental to the team. There’s a reason why Numbnuts at the Denver Post “lost sleep” before penning his ill-informed piece on trading away Orton–he knew he was about to put forth a bunch of BS and mislead legions of pea-brain degenerated mollusks.

Multiple NFL sources say the Broncos let it be known this offseason that Orton was available. Perhaps that time has passed. A Broncos source said Orton is not on the trading block.

“League sources” once again, what were they Benshoof and Stucky the hot dog vendors in Phoenix and Philadelphia? Sure he was available for a while, for a first round pick.

Figures the Denver Post Broncos page is making sense when Numby’s a no-show. He must have stayed out late last night after Iron Man 2 on a nigh-hallucinogenic Mad Dog 20/20 bender.

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Want a 4-12 Season? Trade Orton

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

At best, McDaniels deludes himself if he thinks Orton has the stuff to hold off challenges from Brady Quinn and Tebow. – The Great Mark Kiszla

Did you know that Chris Simms has a better NFL record than Brady Quinn? Hell, he’s even been in a playoff game.

Numbnuts and Kiszla are turning the Denver Post Broncos page into the laughing stock of the league.

“If Orton’s under center…”

Sounds like they’re already conceding Orton will be under center for the first game. It’s all politics and they’re trying to destroy Orton over there, trying to get the fans to hate him. I bet Orton did the right thing, he probably gave Paige the pizza delivery boy’s number when he asked to text him. If you follow the venom trail, that Numbnuts has been ripping Orton since before last preseason, claiming he don’t know what’s going on and throwing floaters out into the stands left and right.

Unbelievable, you’ve got 6,000 strong bona fide sea cucumbers over there being led to their demise by the pied piper, the moronic cucumber general Numby. Six thousand moronic, degenerative sea cucumbers being led right to slaughter at a sushi joint. Two thousand are probably Gator fans who don’t know the team and who blindly think this Numbnuts over there is a reputable source of information. They pasted that “should Orton be traded poll” right smack dab in the middle of a story about Tebow’s mother–as if being placed on the right hand column wasn’t enough.

In order to be the man, you’ve gotta beat the man. Nah, none of this BS trade Orton –the one battle tested QB we have– trade him before any competition really starts because the others “look good,” or “maybe they’ll get the job done.”

Fast forward to September, you people out there gonna be jumping up and down if we start Brady Quinn at Jacksonville? 3-9 record as a starter, 52.1 completion rating? We don’t even know if this guy has anything.

“He looks the part.”

Obviously, “McDaniels deludes himself if he thinks Orton has the stuff to hold off challenges from Brady Quinn.”

How about Tebow? “He’s supremely confident,” they say. Oh yeah? What would that matter if he’s out there confidently getting picked off? The burden of proof lies on these thoroughly unproven QB’s–whteher they are even worthy to play–and Numby would have us simply hand over the starting job to one of them no questions asked.

Trade Orton? Maybe Numby would be happy since we really could make 4 and 12 a reality this year.

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Trade Kyle Orton: Dumb and Dumber

Monday, May 10th, 2010

I notice some, if not many of you people out there online are behind the wonderful ideas to trade away Kyle Orton.

What an absolute joke.

Let’s trade away our one battle tested quarterback.

Brady Quinn hasn’t done much of anything in this league. We don’t even know if he can play. Yet because “the Broncos like him,” I expect he’ll put up herculean numbers?

Just like Tebow, Brady Quinn has everything to prove, his play in Cleveland left something to be desired and that’s for damn sure.

Tim Tebow’s NFL statistics are zip, zero, zilch. Goose eggs across the board, this guy hasn’t even taken one NFL snap.

Yet the prevailing wisdom at the Post is trade Orton now, evidenced by the goobers themselves:

Trade Kyle OrtonUnbelievable, talk about a trove of sea cucumbers bereft of even a modicum of mental acuity.

Politics I say, Orton probably never returned that Paige and Kiszla’s texts. I don’t blame him one bit either, the hell with these spinsters and snake oil salesmen pontificating a bunch of crap. You’ve got Dumb and Dumber over there making zero sense, and these hype-ridden rubes are agreeing with it. Orton isn’t a good interview, his story won’t stabilize Sunday subscription rates.

Brady Quinn’s NFL Record: 3 Wins, 9 Losses, Completion Percentage 52.1%, Passer Rating 66.4%

Tim Tebow’s NFL Record: 0,0,0,0

Yeah you’re gonna look me in the eye, you’re gonna be serious and say let’s trade the 14th rated QB in the league last year–3802 yards, 86.8 rating, 21 TD’s 12 picks–first year in a complex system, we’re gonna trade him away months before preseason, because maybe one of these boys pans out?

You’ve got to be kidding me. This team, this offense was dead, dead without Orton last year. Wasn’t all his fault we sucked running the ball when it counted, when the defense couldn’t make a play. Mediocre huh Numbnuts? How about your golden boy Simms who was surely the starter. What an absolute laugh that was, and is.

Mark my words, mark my words. I guarantee if we trade Orton away now, this will be the “prevailing wisdom” at season’s end:

Kyle Orton Finger

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Trade Kyle Orton? Yeah Right

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

So I see that Numbnuts at the Post is calling for Kyle Orton to be traded, along with that Kiszla.

Woody Paige

Numby

Bunch of geniuses at the Post, oh they must sound like modern day Socrates around that water cooler.

To themselves.

And a bunch of rubes.

Let’s examine this logic:

A) Hand the reins of your football team to a guy who’s NFL record absolutely sucks.

B) Hand the reins to a 100% unproven rookie who “seems” like Tom Brady in practice and off the field.

Are you kidding me? This team was dead without Orton last year.

He’s not going to win a popularity contest, but he’s proven, he’s reliable.

He’s not the only reason for that 8 loss slump, the blame went around, the porous offensive line, the worn down defensive line. 4th and 10 in the Raiders game, 3rd and 25 in the Eagles game, make a play and we’re 10 and 6.

But oh no, just like Chris Simms supposedly “outperformed” Kyle Orton in practice, Brady Quinn and Tim Tebow have magically done the same in the realm of public opinion.

It’s opinion that Quinn could take over Orton’s starting job, it’s opinion that Tebow is the second coming of John Elway.

It’s fact that Kyle Orton can at least win games in the NFL. Something Tim Tebow’s never done, something Brady Quinn has sucked at.

Yeah just trade him away because opinions are the competition will surpass him.

Brady Quinn’s NFL record = Sucks.

Tim Tebow’s NFL record = Goose Egg.

Before a down of preseason football has been played, let’s trade away our one steady, proven commodity at QB.

Sheer genius I suppose. What are we gonna get for him? A fourth rounder in next year’s draft? That will help us win games, won’t it?

If the Broncos had been so enamored with Orton after the last so-so season, they wouldn’t have first acquired Quinn and then drafted Tebow.

We needed a backup quarterback, hence acquiring Brady Quinn for what? A player that we never played and a couple late round dime-a-dozen picks?

And that Tebow’s only a maybe, a possibility.

Let’s get this straight: I don’t hate Tebow. I don’t think he will be a starting NFL quarterback. I think he could become the best Wild Horses (wildcat) player in the league. Calling this guy John Elway 2.0 because he “seems like him when he walks in a room” or “prepares like him” or whatever is a joke. He’s done nothing in the NFL. Not even a preseason game. He may never be a franchise quarterback. The expectations for a player who’s never played in a NFL game, preseason or otherwise are ridiculous.

If Tebow starts and we win a Super Bowl with him, fine. Great. I don’t think he will start, not as a quarterback outside Wild Horses.

Trading Orton, our one proven QB who has performed on Sundays so McDaniels can “have more time to train the wholly unproven players,” is bereft of even a modicum of common sense and or tact.

If Broncomaniacs booed Orton a year ago for not being Cutler, think of the grief he will endure for delaying the start of Tebow time.

If Orton is under center when the Broncos break the huddle, it might be the first time in NFL history the crowd loudly chants its demand for the visiting team to make a change at quarterback.

If Numbnuts is Jon Stewart, then this Kiszla is Stephen Colbert. What a joke, what a laugh. We’re going to base our decision on who starts at QB, we’re gonna base that on fan reaction? Are you serious? Better start Timmy Teebs because Orton threw his first pick three games in?

I’m telling you people, there probably won’t be a quarterback controversy this year, but there will be at the Post: They’ll make sure of it. Nothing sells papers like a good ol’ QB controversy.

You’ve got to be a grade A ignoramus, stooge, moron, idiot to base starting a player on media cheerleading and a few misaligned, misshapen goobers booing in the stands.

Same goobers that booed Orton last year I bet, eh? Some geniuses they were. Who’d they want to start, Brandstater? It obviously couldn’t be Simms… Or was it? Or maybe they all just jumped ship after that Chicago preseason game when Jay Huckdort Cutler looked like John Elway 2.0 for a few minutes. Sent a tingle up Numby’s spine I bet that one did.

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Simms is the starter

Weak, fickle. Never seen so much weakness and fickle minds just blowing around, void of reality. Losers selling their tickets to Raiders and Steeler fans. Goonballs at the city’s newspaper offering up lame ideas left and right, sheep bobbing their heads agreeing with it all. Unbelievable, some of you people are just lapping their distortions right up like a bunch of moronic sea cucumbers. That Krieger claiming the Dolphins made out like bandits in the Marshall deal the day after it, Denver got rooked–what a joke. These people aren’t even serious half the time, more than half the time. Just clowns stirring the pot.

In other news, I see that Ronald Fields got busted for a unlawful weapons charge, whatever. That ain’t so horrible, but you have to get your crap squared away, get a permit. I extol the Second Amendment, can’t fault him too much for wanting to protect himself, but Fields should know better.

Get a permit, and you can be like P.P.–I ain’t no easy win, and that’s for damn sure.

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Kyle Orton: No Respect

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Seeing a lot of disrespect being thrown at the main reason the Broncos managed to go 8 and 8 last year. Could’ve been 10 and 6 had we made a play on Jamarcus Russell 4th and 10 plus 3rd and 25 against Donovan McNabb–couldn’t make a play and that wasn’t because of mediocre quarterback play.

Numby at the Post wanted to trade away Orton for Tebow pre-draft, now we got people claiming we should trade Orton to Minnesota.

I suppose that’s genius, let’s see, we’ll trade away the one guy who saved us from being DEAD in the WATER all last year. We really would have been 4 and 12, hell probably 2 and 14 last year if Orton went down for the whole season.

kyle Orton

Who knows what the hell Brady Quinn will do? He’s not assured the starting job just because he’s “gotten better accuracy in practice.”

Quinn’s got a lot to prove this preseason, we’ll see, the jury is out.

Now Tebow, some of you people can’t be serious. We’ve got a guy here who’s expected to be a 2-3 year project QB who MAY or MAY NOT even become a starting NFL quarterback. You’ve got two thirds of the pundits out there saying he’ll never be a starting quarterback. You’ve got Mike Shanahan–who likes Tebow–admitting he’d put him on special teams so he doesn’t rot on the bench.

Yet this guy, this rookie is just going waltz right in–no matter if the system takes three years to get comfortable with–in three months he’ll go from rookie project running man wildcatter to starting quarterback? Good luck.

My position is that of reason. I am reasonable unlike some of you people. You’re expectations are too high. This Tebow can be an excellent player for us in the wildcat, worthy of the first round pick being that weapon for us alone.

I believe McDaniels saw a person of good character, an exceptional athlete and a football player who could do a lot of things–especially in Wild Horses and someone who has the remote chance of “possibly” being a starting quarterback somewhere down the line. The starting quarterback thing is a maybe, it’s only a possibility. The first pick in the draft Sam Bradford isn’t even immune to not even working out in the end.

Ten steps ahead of this Numby’s game. Talking up Mr. Popularity Tebow left and right,  trying desperately to get Elway to meet him. Numby claims Orton doesn’t care about Elway.

Elway (supposedly) wasn’t friendly with Josh McDaniels either.

Let’s see:

John Elway one of the greatest if not the greatest QB ever? Check.

John Elway’s opinion not mattering one bit these days? Check.

Who the hell cares even if it was true? When did Elway retire, 1998?

Go ahead you rubes, follow that Numby snake oil salesman. He thinks Tebow will be a bona fide John Elway 2.0 because he “talked to him and he just has that aura.”

My track record up against Numby’s? His sucks. It absolutely sucks.

All this year we’re going to hear Numby bellyaching about how awful McDaniels is for not starting Tebow day one. Orton, or Quinn for that matter will have one sub-par outing and that lapping green tongued drunkard Numbnuts will be yodeling Tebow into the hills like a bumbling sot fresh off a nigh-hallucinogenic Mad Dog 20/20 bender. If there isn’t a quarterback controversy in Denver this year, Numby will see to it that there is one–and loudly. Tebow’s a better story, a better interview, he sells papers.

Woody Paige

Numby

You wonder why this Numby gushed over the pick?

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