Chris Simms, the ex-savior of the Denver Broncos 2009 season, the man who Numby believed should have wrested the starting gig from Kyle “no respect” Orton was recently charged with supposedly smoking something like a massive coner full of Northern Lights and riding around New York all gooned out and googly eyed.

It’s too bad I guess, rather unfortunate since we could have swung a trade this summer: Orton for Simms, because Simms is a superior quarterback according to an expert at the Denver Post.